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Re: In other news... (humorous news items)

Postby Angua » Mon Apr 15, 2019 6:45 pm UTC

Dog rescued by oil rig workers 220km from the coast.

How lucky was he that they noticed him!
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Re: In other news... (humorous news items)

Postby Angua » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:28 pm UTC

Double posting for hilarity.

Judge called for jury duty on his own case. Contacted them to tell them he was the judge, got told he'd have to take his reason for not turning up to the 'resident judge', had to phone in to explain he was the resident judge.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-47952295
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Re: In other news... (humorous news items)

Postby addams » Tue Apr 16, 2019 7:29 pm UTC

Angua wrote:Double posting for hilarity.

Judge called for jury duty on his own case. Contacted them to tell them he was the judge, got told he'd have to take his reason for not turning up to the 'resident judge', had to phone in to explain he was the resident judge.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-47952295
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That is worth a second post and a chuckle.
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Re: In other news... (humorous news items)

Postby Soupspoon » Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:39 pm UTC

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