Good News, Bad News
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- Sableagle
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Bad news: the sea monsters *like* you.
Oh, Willie McBride, it was all done in vain.
- Neil_Boekend
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Good news: The sea monsters are very sexy
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.
patzer's signature wrote:flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!
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- Queen Arasene
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Bad news: the government does not take kindly to all the beach-goers being eaten by sea monsters.
It's Magic. I ain't gonna explain shit.
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Good News: Nobody cares what the government says.
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- Neil_Boekend
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Bad news: that includes ignoring the laws against murder, theft and arson.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.
patzer's signature wrote:flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!
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- Queen Arasene
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Good news: They do care about the unwritten rules prohibiting those.
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Bad news: you get a call saying you will be killed tomorrow
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Good news: The callers never follow up on their threats.
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- Queen Arasene
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Bad news: someone else does, and now you're dead! Again.
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- Sableagle
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Good news: Louis lets you out of the next janitor's closet he finds, and you're right back to being just fine ... plus you have an Uzi and a Colt 1911 now.
Oh, Willie McBride, it was all done in vain.
- flicky1991
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Bad news: you're bad with guns.
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- Queen Arasene
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Good news: You don't need to be good with guns if your gun has a wide enough area of effect.
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- flicky1991
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Bad news: there are innocent people around.
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- bug sniper
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Good news: the innocent people are all wearing bulletproof vests and helmets so you won't kill them if you make a mistake.
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- flicky1991
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Bad news: so are the ones you want to shoot.
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- Sableagle
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Good news: Bonnie Parker is with you and is good at this ____!
Oh, Willie McBride, it was all done in vain.
- Sableagle
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Good news: He spawned inside the end-of-level safe room, the door was shut and he died of sheer Not Being Able To Be Near You.
Oh, Willie McBride, it was all done in vain.
- Queen Arasene
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Bad news: You died of the reverse of this.
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- Sableagle
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Good news: Louis lets you out of the next janitor's closet he finds, and you're right back to being just fine ... plus you have an Uzi and a Colt 1911 now, and this time the tank's already dead.
Oh, Willie McBride, it was all done in vain.
- Queen Arasene
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Bad news: Your Uzi and Colt 1911 don't work.
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- Neil_Boekend
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Good news: your AK47 does.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.
patzer's signature wrote:flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Bad News: More accurately it did, there now appears to be an obstruction somewhere between where the bullets go in and where they come out.
- Neil_Boekend
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Good news: you can still wield it as a club.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.
patzer's signature wrote:flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!
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- bug sniper
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Bad News: Your enemies all wield heavier chainguns and rocket launchers, which they are using as clubs to attack you.
Carry the black torch! Rouse the idle dead!
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Good News: Your enemies are not strong enough to effectively wield their heavier weapons.
- Queen Arasene
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Bad news: They don't need to be effective with them to seriously hurt you.
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Good news: They just got slimed by a Boomer. You're free to run for it, and make it to the rescue vehicle with the rest of your group.
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- Neil_Boekend
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Bad news: you got bile in your eyes too.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.
patzer's signature wrote:flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!
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- Sableagle
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Good news: another member of the team has done enough SG trips to get you to the vehicle without you being able to see.
Oh, Willie McBride, it was all done in vain.
- heuristically_alone
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Bad News: you accidentally knocked that member out while you were blind
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- Neil_Boekend
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Good news: the bile is wearing off.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.
patzer's signature wrote:flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!
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- eran_rathan
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Re: Good News, Bad News
bad news: the smell isn't.
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- Queen Arasene
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Good news: the smell isn't actually very bad. It's attracting the ladies!
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- Neil_Boekend
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Bad news: you're gay and it's repelling the men.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.
patzer's signature wrote:flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Good news: There's a shower right over there.
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- Neil_Boekend
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Bad news: The stuff doesn't come off.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.
patzer's signature wrote:flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!
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- Queen Arasene
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Good news: With your clothes off, the gay men seem more interested again.
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- Neil_Boekend
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Bad news: The shower starts to spray fluoric acid instead of water.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.
patzer's signature wrote:flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!
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- eran_rathan
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Re: Good News, Bad News
Good news: you're all about that base. And by all about, I mean you're covered in lithium diisopropylamide.
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