## 0878: "Model Rail"

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### 0878: "Model Rail"

Alt text: "I don't know what's more telling--the number of pages in the Wikipedia talk page argument over whether the 1/87.0857143 scale is called "HO" or "H0", or the fact that within minutes of first hearing of it I had developed an extremely strong opinion on the issue."

I find it more disturbing that people care about it at all.

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It is a neato concept

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### Re: 0878: "Model Rail"

Great comic!

By the way, if you did build a layout of your town in your basement, the Brouwer Fixed Point Theorem (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brouwer_fixed_point_theorem) implies that there would be a point in your layout that lies directly over the point in the town it corresponds to.

Similarly: If you're in the US, place a map of the US on the floor. There exists a point on the map lying directly over the point in the US it corresponds to.

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### Re: 0878: "Model Rail"

Nice twist on a tired punchline.

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### Re: 0878: "Model Rail"

Wikipedia wrote:In H0 scale, 3.5 mm represents 1 real foot; this ratio works out to about 1:87.086.

... why? It just seems like mixing units like this is asking for trouble...

Also, the Wikipedia disambig page for "H0" describes it as "H + letter zero", so take from that what you will.

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### Re: 0878: "Model Rail"

Just went to the wiki page. It seems obvious that H0 is the correct notation, not HO. Wonder what xkcd's take was.

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We have to go deeper...

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### Re: 0878: "Model Rail"

I love the incongruous Inception reference.

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### Re: 0878: "Model Rail"

so what do you guys think? HO or H0? To sum up the arguments, HO is by far the most common American spelling and useage, but H0 is the original form, meaning half-zero-with zero being another track style. Common useage or historical accuracy?

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### Re: 0878: "Model Rail"

The solution? Make a model of the town representing it before you had started on the model

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### Re: 0878: "Model Rail"

I travelled here from the year 1973 to warn you:

If it were possible to construct an infinitely recursive scale model of your town in your basement, it would also be possible to make a finite number of cuts to that model, dissassemble it along the cuts, and then reassemble it into a full-sized replica of your town at actual size.

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### Re: 0878: "Model Rail"

Want to know another fun wrinkle in the HO scale issue?

HO isn't a scale at all.

That is, HO defines the size and separation distance of the rails. But since the actual trains being represented may actually use different rail widths themselves, the trains are scaled to fit the model rails, and the scenery elements are scaled to provide an approximate match.
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### Re: 0878: "Model Rail"

It is most assurantly H0 (H Zero). I used a modified Trebuchet font where the zeros(0) have a dot in the centre and when I wikied it, it was the H0 scale.
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Despite H-zero being the "correct" reading, most people I know still pronounce it "H-oh".

Now, how does our modeler plan to construct the smallest iterations? with an atomic-force microscope probe?

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### Re: 0878: "Model Rail"

I knew nothing of train scales until this comic. I read about the H0 scale and immediately formed a strong opinion myself. What was the opinion of the author?

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### Re: 0878: "Model Rail"

According to the same article cited above, it's HO in North American (NMRA) and H0 in Europe (NEM). So the truth apparently depends on where you're standing.

As a child growing up with a model railroad (in North America), I assumed it was the letter, not the number, on the model of the other scales: N, G, SE, etc. No ambiguity there. Except O/0 scale, of course.

For what it's worth, the Wiki page for H* is H0, but the Wiki page for O/0 is O, not 0.

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I'm thinking you could use microchip engraving technology for some of the smaller scales. In fact, just rig up some fancy track junctions and let tiny trains carry your bits around on the chip

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### Re: 0878: "Model Rail"

H0 is usually used to denote null hypotheses, so I'm inclined to go with the other one.

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### Re: 0878: "Model Rail"

whats the unit of the size of the last recursion?

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hintss wrote:whats the unit of the size of the last recursion?

Ångström. 1Å = 0.1nm. It's a measurement on the scale of individual atoms (eg the distance between the hydrogen atoms and the oxygen atom in a water molecule is 0.96Å).
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### Re: 0878: "Model Rail"

I don't see what unfortunate consequence the "second rule" prevents. If you made a scale layout of a different geographical area, and in it was a model railroad of yet a different geographical area, and so on, you'd still reach the Matryoshka limit in about the same number of iterations. And even if there were, somewhere along the way, a locale that contained no model railroads, there would still be features that could not be reproduced to scale within the Matryoshka limit. If you made an H0 layout of a university where C60 (fullerene) was part of the research, you couldn't model the C60 even in the first iteration.
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### Re: 0878: "Model Rail"

So, who has a neat train layout in their town, that would even be worth making a model of? Except for a few parks with kiddie train in them, I've never lived anywhere (including near train yards) where the train doesn't come in at one edge, and leave at another.

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Really? The second rule? Why couldn't it have been the third rule? If the first rule of model train layouts is you do not talk about model train layouts, then the second rule of model train layouts is you DO NOT talk about model train layouts.

Eh, maybe that would have been too much after the (sort of) Inception reference.

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### Re: 0878: "Model Rail"

beet31425 wrote:Great comic!

By the way, if you did build a layout of your town in your basement, the Brouwer Fixed Point Theorem (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brouwer_fi ... nt_theorem) implies that there would be a point in your layout that lies directly over the point in the town it corresponds to.

Similarly: If you're in the US, place a map of the US on the floor. There exists a point on the map lying directly over the point in the US it corresponds to.

It applies in three dimensions too: if you had a model of your train layout in your train layout, then there would be a point which is not just above it's respective point, but actually the same in both layouts. The more interesting thing is that if you had the 6 deep model that is postulated in the comic, that same point would be the same in every level.

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### Re: 0878: "Model Rail"

Isn't this about the old argument against the existence of self-replicating machines? They would need to contain a building plan (that specifies how to construct a new machine), but then they'd also need also a building plan for that building plan, et cetera.

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Wow! I just went to se a (scale) modelling contest yesterday, and now this.

One question: I suppose the Matrusjka Limit depends in some way on the scale, but how?
In 1/87 (not being a railroad modeller (anymore) I don't care about H0 vs HO (anymore)), the recursive scales are 1/87, 1/7569, 1/658503, 1/57289761, 1/4984209207.

1/32 would give 1/32, 1/1024, 1/32768, 1/1048576, 1/33554432, 1/1073741824, and thus an extra level, supposing you only modelled the house, and it was 18 m across.

Hmm, I suppose RMS (recursive modelling syndrome) is a variant of AMS (advanced modellers syndrome.)

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Speicus wrote:Isn't this about the old argument against the existence of self-replicating machines? They would need to contain a building plan (that specifies how to construct a new machine), but then they'd also need also a building plan for that building plan, et cetera.

No problem there. Machine A stores the plans for it's own hardware as software. It then builds Machine B from those plans, and copies the software over.

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The internet is here and it says "sup dog"
Also I am going to stick with G scale so much more kid friendly
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atomfullerene wrote:so what do you guys think? HO or H0? To sum up the arguments, HO is by far the most common American spelling and useage, but H0 is the original form, meaning half-zero-with zero being another track style. Common useage or historical accuracy?

Historical accuracy!!

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The punchline is gold.

Made me think of this particular inception image:
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### Re: 0878: "Model Rail"

Actually, the final statement in the comic is wrong. If you just make a scale model of an object 88x as big for each recursion you want to go down you can make an infinite number of recursions.

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### Re: 0878: "Model Rail"

My father was, among his other hobbies, a model railroader. (It was also his 1:1 scale job, as a train yard dispatcher.) I spent a good portion of my childhood reading his magazine collection, visiting the hobby shop, watching tiny trains do ovals, etc etc.
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I'm guessing that by the end of the day, this will have changed dramatically. http://stats.grok.se/en/201103/H0_scale

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I don't know what's more telling--the number of pages in the Wikipedia talk page argument over whether the 1/87.0857143 scale is called "HO" or "H0", or the fact that within minutes of first hearing of it I had developed an extremely strong opinion on the issue.

I think the latter, Randall. It doesn't seem to be open-and-shut enough for an "extremely strong opinion."

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### Re: 0878: "Model Rail"

As long as you limit the model to the ground level and above, the basement should be safe from recursion. I guess that is the main reason why so few people have their models in the living room.

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scarecrovv wrote:
Speicus wrote:Isn't this about the old argument against the existence of self-replicating machines? They would need to contain a building plan (that specifies how to construct a new machine), but then they'd also need also a building plan for that building plan, et cetera.

No problem there. Machine A stores the plans for its own hardware as software. It then builds Machine B from those plans, and copies the software over.

Yes I know - it's an old argument (from the ancient Greeks, I believe).

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### Re: 0878: "Model Rail"

So according to the "it's pronounced 'eich oh' and therefore must be written HO" logic, James Bond's code number must be written "OO7" not "007", and Web two point oh" is written "Web 2.O", and if you pronounce the year 2009 as "twenty oh nine" it really should be written "20O9" ?

Even if "Oh" is a way of saying zero in English, it does not follow that you have to use the upper case letter "O" to represent it.

I'd argue that as the circle behind the letter H comes from zero not the letter "O" it should be written "0". That would be technically correct, "the best kind of correct"

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All these inception references about nesting and none about waiting for a train.

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If you wanna be confused, in the UK we use OO, as our real track is a different width, but we use the same model track as HO/0. Our models are therefore slightly larger.

It's a pain in the ass.