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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby Jumble » Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:55 am UTC

We seem to have picked up an annoying new rash of spambots.
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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby Magnanimous » Mon Jun 14, 2010 5:46 am UTC

FT: I got 99 problems, but e ain't one. It's negative one.

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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby SlyReaper » Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:33 am UTC

Jumble wrote:We seem to have picked up an annoying new rash of spambots.

Clever spambots too - it can take a minute or two to realise it's a bot. How long until a spam bot can pass a turing test I wonder?
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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby Remwen » Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:45 am UTC

Sometimes random thoughts of death prevent me from sleeping.

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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby JayDee » Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:50 am UTC

SlyReaper wrote:Clever spambots too - it can take a minute or two to realise it's a bot.
Does that mean the bot is clever, that the average poster isn't?

I think some of the new spammers are kinda cute. "Thank you for the good informations" makes me smile, at least.
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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby tastelikecoke » Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:19 am UTC

spamophilia?

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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby I Am Raven » Mon Jun 14, 2010 10:59 am UTC

JayDee wrote:I think some of the new spammers are kinda cute. "Thank you for the good informations" makes me smile, at least.

That IS really cute. :) Although I'm wondering: which spambot said that?
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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby Zohar » Mon Jun 14, 2010 11:27 am UTC

Someone should figure out how much various services would cost if they were charged per character, similarly to text messages.
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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby JayDee » Mon Jun 14, 2010 11:50 am UTC

I Am Raven wrote:
JayDee wrote:I think some of the new spammers are kinda cute. "Thank you for the good informations" makes me smile, at least.
That IS really cute. :) Although I'm wondering: which spambot said that?
I reluctantly reported them. Guessing that they're gone. I think it was in one of the gaming recommendation threads. There was one in the poetry thread, too, offering encouragement.
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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby Fat Zombie » Mon Jun 14, 2010 12:04 pm UTC

JayDee wrote:I reluctantly reported them. Guessing that they're gone. I think it was in one of the gaming recommendation threads. There was one in the poetry thread, too, offering encouragement.


Offering encouragement? How?

"I think your material really has that spark, that life to it that I have difficulty finding elsewhere. You could afford to clean up some of your more purple prose, but COUGARDATE.COM DATING SERVICES OLDER WOMEN FOR YOUNGER MEN MEET YOU SOULMATE with some work you could really shine. Have you thought of submitting it to any competitions? Also, oakley sunglasses 10% high street prices."
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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby I Am Raven » Mon Jun 14, 2010 12:31 pm UTC

JayDee wrote:
I Am Raven wrote:
JayDee wrote:I think some of the new spammers are kinda cute. "Thank you for the good informations" makes me smile, at least.
That IS really cute. :) Although I'm wondering: which spambot said that?
I reluctantly reported them. Guessing that they're gone. I think it was in one of the gaming recommendation threads. There was one in the poetry thread, too, offering encouragement.

'Course.
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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby Aardvarki » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:22 pm UTC

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My roommate, the master of steak grilling, sent me this txt over the weekend:

"If you're having grill problems, I feel bad for you son,
I got 99 problems, but briquettes ain't one"
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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby emceng » Mon Jun 14, 2010 2:10 pm UTC

You, sir, name? wrote:Dear FRT, Is there any reason to make your bed, other than purely aesthetic ones?


Actually, yes. I have found I sleep a bit better in a made bed. If I just jump into bed with the covers messed up, I tend to toss and turn a bit more because of uneven heating/cooling, parts sticking out, etc. Then again, that doesn't mean you have to make your bed, just that you should straighten the covers before going to bed.
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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby SecondTalon » Mon Jun 14, 2010 3:45 pm UTC

Ivora wrote:I wonder what you call someone whose sexually attracted to robots? :|

Pure, rigid robo gear.

I was going to jokingly say a Robosexual.

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but that'd be right
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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby You, sir, name? » Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:02 pm UTC

SecondTalon wrote:
Ivora wrote:I wonder what you call someone whose sexually attracted to robots? :|

Pure, rigid robo gear.

I was going to jokingly say a Robosexual.

...

but that'd be right


That word only exists in simple English wikipedia, though. It's essentially Buffy speak.
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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby SecondTalon » Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:22 pm UTC

Quiet, you!
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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby Briareos » Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:32 pm UTC

FT: the banana equivalent dose is the most intuitive measure of radiation exposure I know.
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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby Fat Zombie » Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:46 pm UTC

Briareos wrote:FT: the banana equivalent dose is the most intuitive measure of radiation exposure I know.


It's excellent, isn't it. :D
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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby You, sir, name? » Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:18 pm UTC

I just slew some sort of demon that was nesting in the floor drain of my bathroom. o_O I think it may have been a shoggoth.
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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby Cane » Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:36 pm UTC

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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:46 pm UTC

Someday I'll find the tiny person that lives in my pants and ties my headphone cords into knots.

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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby brakos82 » Mon Jun 14, 2010 10:32 pm UTC

Mighty Jalapeno wrote:Someday I'll find the tiny person that lives in my pants and ties my headphone cords into knots.


String theory is the theory of the chaos of strings. It states that whenever you put a set of perfectly arranged strings in any container, they will come out completely tangled, no matter what the arragement or the container. This relates to everything, excluding yarn, such as: iPod headphones, Christmas Tree Lights, garden hoses, electric cords, shoelaces, horse intestines, and the area behind your computer desk.
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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby Chfan » Mon Jun 14, 2010 10:34 pm UTC

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING IN IN GUNNERKRIGG COURT? MY BRAAIN
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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby brakos82 » Mon Jun 14, 2010 10:36 pm UTC

Also, a string is always(almost) twice as long as a half piece of string. Except if the string is made of cheese, then results may differ.
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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby Whelan » Mon Jun 14, 2010 10:40 pm UTC

I feel my sig is relevant here, it is in fact from this very thread, a mere...Bloody hell nearly a hundred pages ago. I could swear it was just a couple weeks old.
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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby brakos82 » Mon Jun 14, 2010 10:43 pm UTC

Whelan wrote:I feel my sig is relevant here.


Yes, I would say so.
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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby The Cat » Mon Jun 14, 2010 10:49 pm UTC

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING IN IN GUNNERKRIGG COURT? MY BRAAIN


I was wondering the same thing. Crazy town!

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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby bigglesworth » Mon Jun 14, 2010 10:50 pm UTC

I used to think the Forest was harder to understand.
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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby Ivora » Mon Jun 14, 2010 11:20 pm UTC

Just once I'd like to speak with a Nigerian Prince who doesn't ask for my credit card info.

I always fall for their stories of bravery and war. :|

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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby Fat Zombie » Tue Jun 15, 2010 12:59 am UTC

Damnit. Not only did I ruin Yakety Sax for myself, at least temporarily (I found my personal funny limit for the Benny Hill Effect) I also screwed up a fairly large chance of me sleeping tonight. DAMN YOU, ME.
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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby Magnanimous » Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:08 am UTC

Fat Zombie wrote:Damnit. Not only did I ruin Yakety Sax for myself, at least temporarily (I found my personal funny limit for the Benny Hill Effect) I also screwed up a fairly large chance of me sleeping with you tonight. DAMN YOU, ME.
How I read that the first time. :| I was confused but flattered.

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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby Giant Speck » Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:10 am UTC

You, sir, name? wrote:Dear FRT, Is there any reason to make your bed, other than purely aesthetic ones?

Throughout the course of the day, I usually end up setting a lot of stuff on my bed, effectively turning it into a makeshift shelf/table, so I prefer to make my bed in the morning so that if I do set something down on my bed, small objects don't get hidden under the sheets.

Also, if I'm taking a short nap, I prefer to sleep on top of the sheets instead of under the covers.
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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby Fat Zombie » Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:33 am UTC

Magnanimous wrote:
Fat Zombie wrote:Damnit. Not only did I ruin Yakety Sax for myself, at least temporarily (I found my personal funny limit for the Benny Hill Effect) I also screwed up a fairly large chance of me sleeping with you tonight. DAMN YOU, ME.
How I read that the first time. :| I was confused but flattered.


That would be weird. Also, someone luckily provided another video, to soothe my jangled nerves. That'll do fine.
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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby You, sir, name? » Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:40 am UTC

Fat Zombie wrote:
Magnanimous wrote:
Fat Zombie wrote:Damnit. Not only did I ruin Yakety Sax for myself, at least temporarily (I found my personal funny limit for the Benny Hill Effect) I also screwed up a fairly large chance of me sleeping with you tonight. DAMN YOU, ME.
How I read that the first time. :| I was confused but flattered.


That would be weird. Also, someone luckily provided another video, to soothe my jangled nerves. That'll do fine.


Surely you meant to link here. Though for that particular video, this is almost more amusing.
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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby Zohar » Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:04 am UTC

Yeah, Gunnerkrigg is insane at the moment.
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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby You, sir, name? » Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:07 am UTC

FT: I'm having way too much fun with these youtube dub thingies.
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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby ^_^ » Tue Jun 15, 2010 9:50 am UTC

Sometimes, the stupidity of my thoughts make me wonder why they let me into university.

How cool (or warm...) would it be if the equator was literally the divide between seasons etc. Summer on one side, winter on the other. Oh man, it would be so amazing to live near there. Getting a bit hot for you? Not a problem! Let's go for a walk down the road and visit winter for a while! Or even better, have a house built right over the equator. Oh man, now the only decision would be which room should go on which side. Naturally, I would put all the frequently used rooms on the winter side. But hey, warmth is nice sometimes too :D

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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby Dasboard » Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:05 am UTC

What about autumn and spring? :o

Though, the general concept is great...
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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby ^_^ » Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:18 am UTC

Hahaha they would get their run too, of course :D I'm just thinking about winter/summer cos they're here at the moment. Actually, that would be quite nice. Two extremes for half the year, then two more relaxing, mediocre temperatures for half a year. Yay!

Oh man, if my body decided to get sick, I would get payback on it by screwing around with it, sitting in half snow half sun for hours :twisted: Cos that would be a totally logical thing to do, of course =P

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Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like the plague)

Postby Dasboard » Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:42 am UTC

Haha, totally logical.

I bet we'd get sick a lot though, because our bodies would fail in adjusting to the random temprature switches.

Seriously, I'd be awesome. You could have a snowball fight in your shorts and nearly freeze to dead, then right after that go swimming at the summer side and ohmygod that would feel so nice <3. ( I think I'm rambling a bit... )
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