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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Eergluk » Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:44 am UTC

You get a car missing a tire.

I put in a snowman.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Vohu Manah » Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:18 am UTC

You get a feminist calling you sexist for not putting in a snow-woman.

I put in The Republican Party.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:48 am UTC

you get Hilary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, and Nanci Pelosi

I put in gerbils
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:58 pm UTC

You get hamsters.

I put in all my money.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Keand64 » Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:30 am UTC

A fairy gives you a bigger wallet. (Now you can store 500 rupees!)

I put in Stanly the Satanist.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Vohu Manah » Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:02 am UTC

You get Marvin the Masochist.

I put in a non sequitur.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Keand64 » Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:09 pm UTC

You get a newspaper article about the health aeffects of wating perfectly good comics.

I put in the necronine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby FCN » Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:05 am UTC

You get ice-nine.

I put in a diamond ring.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:32 am UTC

FCN wrote:You get ice-nine.

I put in a diamond ring.


You get a marriage certificate naming you and the next poster.

I put in a thrown handful of rice.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Stripy-Artist » Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:56 pm UTC

The machine pokes a hole in it and all the wind comes out. The machine stores it and you retrieve it as your reward. It flies away on you.

I put in fire.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Jedifreak » Tue Dec 29, 2009 1:52 am UTC

You get grilled veggies.

I put in Settlers of Catan.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Max2009 » Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:52 am UTC

You get a development card.

I put in the 8 year old boy genius.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Tue Dec 29, 2009 12:05 pm UTC

You get a stupid show on fox.

I put in my hatred for most things that fox makes.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Max2009 » Tue Dec 29, 2009 2:34 pm UTC

You get an F.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Tue Dec 29, 2009 8:07 pm UTC

You get a concussion.

I put in the vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby JCM » Tue Dec 29, 2009 9:09 pm UTC

You get NOTHING! Ha ha!

I put in a math equation.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Jedifreak » Wed Dec 30, 2009 1:18 am UTC

You get some Blueberry 3.1415926535879...

I put in Mashed Potatoes.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Lazar » Wed Dec 30, 2009 3:16 am UTC

You get a free boat ride for 3.

I put in a heart container.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Vohu Manah » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:28 am UTC

You get a gallbladder receptacle.

I can "hardly" believe that I put in a bit of crass innuendo.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby poxic » Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:54 pm UTC

You get a limp response. It's slightly blue.

I put in Mae West.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby hintss » Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:21 am UTC

you get a not saying the vending machine has no idea who he is

i put in this forum post

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:24 am UTC

You get a note telling you to fact-check

I put in a link to TVTropes.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby shalbamo » Mon Jan 04, 2010 5:59 am UTC

You get an excuse plot.


I put in my Archies.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby RedBandit » Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:01 am UTC

You get back a Jughead cap.

I put in a printout of an article about the iPad, hoping for the best.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby mickyj300x » Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:12 am UTC

You get a rabid hatedom.

I put in a copy of Snow Crash.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby MadParrot » Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:26 am UTC

You get an unconcious skiier wearing a dented football helmet.

I put in one end of a of a metre long bit of string.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:37 am UTC

You attempt to pull the string back out, but it just keeps coming. It appears the machine has somehow connected your bit of string to an infinitely long roll of string. You get back as much string as you care to pull out.

I put in a small candle, a 2-way radio, and a copy of Eats, Shoots & Leaves
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SummerGlauFan » Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:06 am UTC

You get the audiobook version of said book.

I put in a toy lightsaber I got as a gag gift (though it's really cool, even for a 24-year-old!).
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby brakos82 » Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:55 am UTC

You get a real lightsaber. Have fun.

I put in an empty bottle which previously contained iced tea.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kohlliah » Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:25 pm UTC

You get a bottle full of a substance that looks like tea, but tastes nothing like it. Share and Enjoy!


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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SummerGlauFan » Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:59 pm UTC

You get it back hot and melted, complete with tortilla chips. Now I am hungry.

I put in my hunger.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Fri Jan 29, 2010 8:33 pm UTC

You get Erysichthon.

I put in mythology.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kohlliah » Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:03 am UTC

You get out a movie with bad special effects about melted wings.


I put in a glass of ice.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby SummerGlauFan » Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:02 pm UTC

You get a glass made of ice!

A rubber snake.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby brakos82 » Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:05 pm UTC

You get a continuum transfuctioner.

I put another rubber snake in the machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TMBFY » Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:27 pm UTC

you get a frightened housewife.

you put in a trackball mouse.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kohlliah » Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:55 pm UTC

You get a white mouse (the live variety).


I put in a Samsung Jack.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Raeluna » Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:48 pm UTC

You get an IT manager on the warpath.

I put in a scarab.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby RedBandit » Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:32 am UTC

You get a Beatle of your choosing. I recommend a living one, like Ringo.

I put in an after dinner mint.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby TMBFY » Mon Feb 01, 2010 2:47 am UTC

you get dinner.

i put in the new iPad.
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