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Guys dressed as ninjas threaten drug dealers

Postby H.E.L.e.N. » Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:36 pm UTC

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/08/ ... 9692.shtml

This happened in the town where I work. I mean, Jersey's plenty weird, but ninjas brings it to a whole new level.

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Re: Guys dressed as ninjas threaten drug dealers

Postby cypherspace » Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:15 pm UTC

A whole new level.. of awesome.
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Re: Guys dressed as ninjas threaten drug dealers

Postby segmentation fault » Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:40 pm UTC

After being arrested early Wednesday in a car on Route 46, the men said they were delivering warning letters to drug dealers and drug users urging them to stop their "impure" activities.


aka: "get off our turf"
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Re: Guys dressed as ninjas threaten drug dealers

Postby ishikiri » Thu Aug 21, 2008 7:41 pm UTC

They must be crappy ninjas, couldn't even evade five-oh.

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Re: Guys dressed as ninjas threaten drug dealers

Postby Jahoclave » Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:12 pm UTC

ishikiri wrote:They must be crappy ninjas, couldn't even evade five-oh.

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Agreed, fail ninjas. Should have gone as pirates. Then they could have plundered the dealers supply.

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Re: Guys dressed as ninjas threaten drug dealers

Postby Freakish » Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:51 pm UTC

Just pointing out that it was drug users, not drug dealers.
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Re: Guys dressed as ninjas threaten drug dealers

Postby The Sleeping Tyrant » Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:03 pm UTC

Freakish wrote:Just pointing out that it was drug users, not drug dealers.


Actually, it was both, according to the article.

These guys fail as ninjas, should have been smarter about it.

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Re: Guys dressed as ninjas threaten drug dealers

Postby Babam » Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:58 pm UTC

Only in America, or Japan and maybe Europe, could some thing this awesome happen.
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Re: Guys dressed as ninjas threaten drug dealers

Postby g33k stinkbr3@th » Thu Aug 21, 2008 11:57 pm UTC

Babamthegrunt wrote:Only in America, or Japan and maybe Europe, could some thing this awesome happen.



Not at all, its a regular happening in my hometown of Porirua, New Zealand
The Ninja's have never beencaught either! (or seen)

If only I could find where they took my stash so I can try get it back.................................anyone seen a Ninja clubroom nearbye? :twisted:

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Re: Guys dressed as ninjas threaten drug dealers

Postby Oort » Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:14 am UTC

Somebody's been watching too much Batman.

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Re: Guys dressed as ninjas threaten drug dealers

Postby Lt Greatsocks » Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:11 am UTC

If you dress up as a ninja you have full responsibility to take the law into your own hands.
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Re: Guys dressed as ninjas threaten drug dealers

Postby Mabus_Zero » Sat Aug 23, 2008 9:05 am UTC

Did this Ninja happen to go by the name of Ninjette, and also happen to be quite inebriated at the time?
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Re: Guys dressed as ninjas threaten drug dealers

Postby dobefan » Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:17 am UTC

I think this could make a great show. Of course the police would have to turn a blind eye and work sort of like the commissioner in the bat man stories.

Instead they got in trouble for "weapons violations", apparently your not allowed to conceal carry "a bow and arrows" in New York.

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There are so many jokes that can be made with that (ex. "So your light on your feet then?").

I real ninja would have disappeared with out a trace. I wonder how the cops caught them, what they were suspicious of when they pulled them. Probably thought that they were about to knock over a liqueur store with those masks on. I bet they were dumb enough to tell the cops exactly what they were doing too, instead of just playing dumb like.


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