The funniest idea for gas stations I've had yet was this:
To ban motorized fuel pumps.
So that it would be a workout to fill up the tank on a private vehicle.
Many would carpool more, and drive around less, take a bus maybe.
Maybe less people would take a job that involves moving a metric ton of gas-powered steel for 200 kilometers every day.
Maybe NASCAR could be more of an athletic competition with a fun ride in between the games.
Maybe you could meet more people at a gas station while pumping, have a meaningful conversation.
Gas pumps would be like a quick gym.
You could wait for the girl you like at the gas station and help her out.
And if someone is willing to offer their service for a payment, pump for you, - good then, a quick buck for a hobo.
Maybe kids would fill up jerrycans and sell an easy fill on their driveway.
Screw lemonade stands.
I returns into my head every year or so, and it's fun to think it for an hour
Let's totally not do it though.