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Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt

Postby Carlington » Wed Oct 09, 2013 2:09 pm UTC

My mum threatened to shave my beard while I was asleep, when I went home on the weekend for my birthday. I warned her that if she did so, my next visit wouldn't be for a while. She said she was only joking. I said that I was too, as long as she was. TL;DR: I can't speak for Belial, but if somebody fucked with my facial hair, I'd be pretty mad.

...OTOH, cats with moustaches? uwu
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Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt

Postby roband » Wed Oct 09, 2013 2:11 pm UTC

I'm thinking, this year, I might let the embarrassing tache do it's own thing, but try to create fun with my beard.

Snake-inspired beard-art, perhaps.

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Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt

Postby Wednesday » Wed Oct 09, 2013 2:12 pm UTC

I don't think he'd stay mad at me for very long, the mustache is really only there because he's lazy and doesn't like shaving as far as I'm aware.
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Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt

Postby Carlington » Wed Oct 09, 2013 2:13 pm UTC

That's how I got my beard, really.
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Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt

Postby roband » Wed Oct 09, 2013 2:17 pm UTC

And me, mine. I haven't been clean-shaven in many a month.

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Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt

Postby doogly » Wed Oct 09, 2013 2:39 pm UTC

No, it's there because the beard would look completely ridiculous if it were all alone. Let it liiiiiiiive
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Postby Ralith The Third » Wed Oct 09, 2013 2:55 pm UTC

I'm "clean shaven" in the sense of "I run a razor over it every morning."

I am not clean shaven in the sense of "I have no stubble when I arrive at class and when I go home at night"

My amazing stubble-growing ability does not extend to an actual beard or mustache, however.
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Postby Tomlidich the second » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:54 pm UTC

was rocking a goatee for awhile, but it got annoying to maintain so im back to clean shaven. feels and looks more like "me" anyways.
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Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt

Postby EdgarJPublius » Fri Jan 03, 2014 7:14 pm UTC

I love my beard. It's much easier to keep well groomed facial hair than to shave every-day (and frequently twice a day) to keep the stubble down.

Also, it's pretty easy to change your 'look' by styling your beard, and if you don't like it, it'll grow out. Even if something goes drastically wrong, you can shave it and start over.

Hair in other places though, I'm more ambivalent about. I've even been considering shaving by 'pits recently.

I've been developing a bit of a BO issue the last few months and I'm not sure what the cause is or what else to do about it.
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Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt

Postby Moose Anus » Sat Jan 04, 2014 4:49 am UTC

I style my butthole hair and everyone seems to enjoy it.
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Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt

Postby Dthen » Sun Jan 05, 2014 1:12 pm UTC

what is even the point of that stuff it just gets in the way & is very annoying
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Postby Izawwlgood » Sun Jan 05, 2014 3:30 pm UTC

It's like an eyebrow/lash for your ass.

OR MAYBE YOUR EYELASHES ARE BUTTHAIRS FOR YOUR EYES
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Postby pseudoidiot » Sun Jan 05, 2014 3:48 pm UTC

*waggle butt-brow*
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Postby SecondTalon » Sun Jan 05, 2014 4:31 pm UTC

Dthen wrote:what is even the point of that stuff it just gets in the way & is very annoying

Shave it off. Then you'll know.

Sure, you do get used to it if you shave it all the time, but that first time? You know. You know.

Chafing.
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Postby doogly » Sun Jan 05, 2014 5:23 pm UTC

SecondTalon wrote:
Dthen wrote:what is even the point of that stuff it just gets in the way & is very annoying

Shave it off. Then you'll know.

It is a harsh method of teaching, but it gets results.
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Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt

Postby Dthen » Mon Jan 06, 2014 12:55 pm UTC

All I know is I never mourned its absence as a kid.
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Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt

Postby Tomlidich the second » Mon Jan 06, 2014 6:59 pm UTC

*waggle butt-brow*

i have always wondered about that, it can't be very attractive, but upkeep on shaving it would be, well,

a pain in the ass.
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Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt

Postby doogly » Mon Jan 06, 2014 7:03 pm UTC

I think aiming for an "attractive" anus would probably be a lost cause for me. My best bet is usually just to flex my magnificent gluteus muscles, which obscures matters.
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Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt

Postby Tomlidich the second » Mon Jan 06, 2014 7:04 pm UTC

well its less anus and more cheeks.

this is an odd line of conversation, but here we go.
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Postby doogly » Mon Jan 06, 2014 7:06 pm UTC

Ah, well moose anus was specifically referencing the butthole. Once you get to the cheek it's probably less practical. Still though, I wouldn't part with mine.
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Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt

Postby Izawwlgood » Tue Jan 07, 2014 4:24 pm UTC

Wait, people have hairy butt cheeks?
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Postby doogly » Tue Jan 07, 2014 5:11 pm UTC

This looks like a job for another "post your bodypart" thread.
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Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt

Postby Moose Anus » Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:09 pm UTC

One time I lit a fart on fire and burned off my butt hair. I had to wear an ass toupee for a month so that people didn't think my ass looked weird when I mooned them. Ass toupees are more expensive than you'd think.
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Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt

Postby addams » Wed Jan 08, 2014 1:50 am UTC

Carlington wrote:My mum threatened to shave my beard while I was asleep, when I went home on the weekend for my birthday. I warned her that if she did so, my next visit wouldn't be for a while. She said she was only joking. I said that I was too, as long as she was. TL;DR: I can't speak for Belial, but if somebody fucked with my facial hair, I'd be pretty mad.

...OTOH, cats with moustaches? uwu

oops. I stumbled into the wrong thread.
Butt. If you put a 'Hat On'; You could take it off, for your Mom. right?

What if you loved someone? Well?! She might love you.
Think about it. Something ate her kid's face.

She might want to see if she might be able to recognize you.
Under all that fur is her child; Somewhere in there.

What would you look like in a coffin?
Hey! This is the Boy's Thread.
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Would she have you shaved?
Ask her.

If the time really came, I'd bet on, "No. Don't shave him. He loved his beard."

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Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt

Postby Tomlidich the second » Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:00 pm UTC

doogly wrote:This looks like a job for another "post your bodypart" thread.

erm... thats a thing?
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Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:13 pm UTC

Yep. Like 5 years ago or so.
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Postby Tomlidich the second » Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:14 pm UTC

Gonna resist the urge to search for that, not sure what i'll find.
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Postby Zarq » Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:19 pm UTC

I remember reading it was censored to keep the forum kid-friendly.
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Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:24 pm UTC

I never saw the boob thread (which I believe was before this trend of threads anyway), but there were also a bunch of threads that were SFW. Like post you hand.
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Postby doogly » Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:54 pm UTC

Seriously, who needs boobs when you have delicious, delicious collarbones.
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Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Wed Jan 08, 2014 9:03 pm UTC

I'm in the endzone,
Bitin' on yo' collarbone.

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Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Wed Jan 08, 2014 9:14 pm UTC

Yeah, collarbones are awesome. It's a shame so many of the linked photos in that thread are broken now. Time for a necro, perhaps?
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Postby pseudoidiot » Wed Jan 08, 2014 9:23 pm UTC

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Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt

Postby Tomlidich the second » Thu Jan 09, 2014 5:17 pm UTC

doogly wrote:Seriously, who needs boobs when you have delicious, delicious collarbones.

collarbones! yes. YES.
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Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt

Postby bigglesworth » Thu Jan 09, 2014 5:33 pm UTC

Or hipbones (on men. On women I'm equally a fan of the aesthetics of the hipbone being visible or non-visible).

Given the title of this thread, I considered putting 'boys' in that first sentence. However, classical pedigree or no, I'm not a fan of the aesthetics of pre-pubescent or pubescent males. Smacks of pederasty to me.
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Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt

Postby Tomlidich the second » Thu Jan 09, 2014 5:43 pm UTC

bigglesworth wrote:Or hipbones (on men. On women I'm equally a fan of the aesthetics of the hipbone being visible or non-visible).

huh. never knew this was a thing. is this a thing?
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Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt

Postby addams » Thu Jan 09, 2014 5:57 pm UTC

bigglesworth wrote:Or hipbones (on men. On women I'm equally a fan of the aesthetics of the hipbone being visible or non-visible).

Given the title of this thread, I considered putting 'boys' in that first sentence. However, classical pedigree or no, I'm not a fan of the aesthetics of pre-pubescent or pubescent males. Smacks of pederasty to me.

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oh. I am so sorry.
The young healthy animal is so beautiful.

I have seen them crippled and ill.
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ech. Maybe you are right.
I don't know.

That pederasty stuff worked for those people. right?
It was a luxury of the well to do. right?

Like the wildly promiscuous behavior of the Old Bastards, today.
Sexual attraction is in some part cultural. maybe?

Today we have a Pill for that.

i will not do that anymore.
i promise.

I won't even look.
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Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt

Postby bigglesworth » Fri Jan 10, 2014 10:37 am UTC

Addams:
Spoiler:
Perhaps when I am older and wiser I'll be able to see the beauty. If I have a son, maybe?

Pederasty worked? Well, it was a system that was fairly robust. Inheriting power and wealth based on beauty and cleverness instead of an accident of birth might be thought of as better.
It was a luxury of the well-to-do though, if I remember rightly from my reading.

I think sexual attraction is indeed cultural! If it has evolutionary or other biological causes, then those causes are expressed everywhere else in a culture too, so it makes no difference.


Tomlidich the second wrote:huh. never knew this was a thing. is this a thing?
It is indeed a thing. I could put a photo in such a thread to illustrate, if one was made. Heck, I could put a photo in this thread if there's demand for it.
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Re: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt

Postby Tomlidich the second » Tue Jan 14, 2014 11:37 pm UTC

bigglesworth wrote:It is indeed a thing. I could put a photo in such a thread to illustrate, if one was made. Heck, I could put a photo in this thread if there's demand for it.

consider this your demand for such a photo. this is a new, pecuilar concept to me.
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