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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby Jumble » Thu May 20, 2010 5:44 am UTC

suffer-cait wrote:yeah, eventually we'll collect enough sperm at the banks so that we can do away with the male population as a whole. think amazons, but with science!


Ha! But, who's going to open pickle-jars? See, we do have a use!
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby suffer-cait » Thu May 20, 2010 5:59 am UTC

pretty sure we have that covered
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby Jumble » Thu May 20, 2010 7:00 am UTC

Oh, nuts. Pack your bags, guys. Our work here is done. Someone call the mothership and tell them we need picking up.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby bigglesworth » Thu May 20, 2010 7:10 am UTC

And at that moment all men and boys around the world activated their second, secret, penis.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby Whelan » Thu May 20, 2010 12:59 pm UTC

bigglesworth wrote:And at that moment all men and boys around the world activated their second, secret, penis.

As opposed to our first secret penis?
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby bigglesworth » Thu May 20, 2010 1:01 pm UTC

You might keep yours a secret (though I'd imagine it's not so secret now you just talked about it), but I do not.

In any case, the comma after "second" indicates your parsing of the sentence to be incorrect.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby Whelan » Thu May 20, 2010 1:38 pm UTC

Yeah, it just seemed funny. Personally I reckon "Secret second penis" would be a better way to phrase it.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby bigglesworth » Thu May 20, 2010 1:51 pm UTC

However, I wanted to emphasise its secrecy.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby .Salo. » Thu May 20, 2010 2:31 pm UTC

What of secret vagina?

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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby PAstrychef » Sat May 22, 2010 8:51 pm UTC

Jumble wrote:Oh, nuts. Pack your bags, guys. Our work here is done. Someone call the mothership and tell them we need picking up.

um, wouldn't that be a fathership coming to collect y'all?
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby Plasma Man » Thu May 27, 2010 1:35 pm UTC

Whether it's a mothership or a fathership, it won't control my brain. I'm going to destroy it (and my liver) at a beer festival tomorrow. Festival opens & I start drinking at noon, both will continue until 11 p.m. :D :D :D
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby bigglesworth » Thu May 27, 2010 1:39 pm UTC

Beer festival!
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby doogly » Thu May 27, 2010 1:50 pm UTC

PAstrychef wrote:
Jumble wrote:Oh, nuts. Pack your bags, guys. Our work here is done. Someone call the mothership and tell them we need picking up.

um, wouldn't that be a fathership coming to collect y'all?

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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby dubsola » Thu May 27, 2010 2:05 pm UTC

It's the Greenwich Beer & Jazz festival this weekend. This is the first year I've known about it in advance, and I won't be able to go. :cry:

I volunteered at an ale festival last year. Manly thing: lugging crates and casks of beer around. It's thirsty work!

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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby tastelikecoke » Sat May 29, 2010 2:06 pm UTC

So, how does It feels like to be a father?

Random question that is.

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Postby doogly » Sat May 29, 2010 2:30 pm UTC

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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby Izawwlgood » Sat May 29, 2010 3:07 pm UTC

That that image is labeled fgm just made me blink.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby The Scyphozoa » Sat May 29, 2010 8:53 pm UTC

bigglesworth wrote:And at that moment all men and boys around the world activated their second, secret, penis.

Want to sig this. Unless there's some rule about not bringing text out of this thread into the public?
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby bigglesworth » Sat May 29, 2010 9:40 pm UTC

Eh, I'm vain enough to want you to waive the secrecy in order for more quotes of mine to appear in sigs.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby Jumble » Sun May 30, 2010 9:59 am UTC

tastelikecoke wrote:So, how does It feels like to be a father?

Random question that is.

The most terrifying, perplexing, frustrating and absolutely amazingly wonderful thing on the planet. Like someone took all your goals and certainties, ripped them up in front of your eyes and gave you a whole new set, which turned out to be so much better.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby michaelandjimi » Mon May 31, 2010 1:04 am UTC

suffer-cait wrote:yeah, eventually we'll collect enough sperm at the banks so that we can do away with the male population as a whole. think amazons, but with science!
Wasn't there, more recently, an attempt to fertilise eggs without the sperm at all? Something to do with bone marrow? I'm loathe to research anything of this nature on the uni computers, but if no enterprising young chap/chapette comes along with a citation by tonight, it's research time.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Mon May 31, 2010 1:10 am UTC

This BBC article seems relevant. A Google search for "egg fertilization without sperm" seems to bring up a fair bit of information, as well.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby tastelikecoke » Sat Jun 05, 2010 10:38 am UTC

Jumble wrote:
tastelikecoke wrote:So, how does It feels like to be a father?

Random question that is.

The most terrifying, perplexing, frustrating and absolutely amazingly wonderful thing on the planet. Like someone took all your goals and certainties, ripped them up in front of your eyes and gave you a whole new set, which turned out to be so much better.

cool.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby Jumble » Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:14 pm UTC

I'm not clear if you've been procreating, and parenthood is pending, or if you ask out of academic interest. If it's the former, then congratulations and you are going to love it (well, and hate it, a bit. But mainly love it, most of the time.). If it's the latter then look forward to it one day, when it happens but don't rush and meanwhile live life to the full. I'm off now to open my own platitude shop.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby Plasma Man » Fri Jun 11, 2010 7:58 am UTC

Can I get a packet of bacon-flavoured platitudes, please?
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby Jumble » Fri Jun 11, 2010 7:22 pm UTC

Of course, young sir. One bag of pig -flavoured platitudes, but remember, you can have too much of a good thing, anything that doesn't kill you makes you stronger and a bird in the hand makes it difficult to wipe your nose.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby Plasma Man » Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:15 am UTC

Over this weekend, I have eaten:
Ham
Gammon
Special German ham

I also chopped down a tree with an axe.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby felltir » Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:21 am UTC

I broke a tree in half, using my bare hands and resonant frequencies.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby Zohar » Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:27 am UTC

I chewed my way through a tree.
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Postby Coin » Mon Jun 14, 2010 10:32 am UTC

I stood next to a tree and it fell over from the shockwave of my manliness.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby pseudoidiot » Mon Jun 14, 2010 12:18 pm UTC

I watched some movies and played video games.

BAM
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby Daojia » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:02 pm UTC

I wrapped my dick around a tree; your mum walked by and the subsequent erection shattered the tree to its component splinters. Bam.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby Plasma Man » Mon Jun 14, 2010 1:20 pm UTC

Yeah? Well your mum tripped over in Russia and the impact caused the Tunguska event.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby bigglesworth » Mon Jun 14, 2010 2:03 pm UTC

NO TALKING ABOUT MOTHERS, THIS IS THE BOY THREAD YOU BIG GIRLS' BLOUSES.

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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby TaintedDeity » Mon Jun 14, 2010 2:12 pm UTC

I am a tree!
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby bigglesworth » Mon Jun 14, 2010 2:15 pm UTC

Also, I am now rather envious of my friend now he's visited the Absolut Ice Bar in London. Damn exams and non-London location. I want to sip vodka from a tumbler made of ice!
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby TaintedDeity » Mon Jun 14, 2010 2:47 pm UTC

I had a busy weekend.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby felltir » Mon Jun 14, 2010 2:48 pm UTC

bigglesworth wrote:Also, I am now rather envious of my friend now he's visited the Absolut Ice Bar in London. Damn exams and non-London location. I want to sip vodka from a tumbler made of ice!


Congratulations, you have picked where my first ever legal drink will be.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby bigglesworth » Mon Jun 14, 2010 2:54 pm UTC

Ooh, nice.
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Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Got Back

Postby Whelan » Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:24 pm UTC

Felltir you're 17aren't you? If so, and you have had alcohol chances are that it was legal. The 18+ age limit only applies to buying alcohol, not drinking it. We can drink from age 5 with parental consent on unlicensed property, and are allowed beer, wine and cider with a meal on licensed premises if bought by an accompanying adult...sorry, drink law misconceptions tend to annoy me. Rant over.
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