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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby pooteeweet » Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:53 pm UTC

Makes sense. They've got their secret language and other uncanny twin powers.

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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby BigBoss » Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:13 pm UTC

pooteeweet wrote:Makes sense. They've got their secret language and other uncanny twin powers.


My brother and I don't have twin powers. :( And we're also mirror twins.
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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby Midnight » Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:42 pm UTC

BigBoss wrote:
pooteeweet wrote:Makes sense. They've got their secret language and other uncanny twin powers.


My brother and I don't have twin powers.



we're also mirror twins.

sounds fuckin magic to me.
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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby Triangle_Man » Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:45 am UTC

Here's an easy test to determine if a twin is evil.

Step 1) Take a baby.

Step 2) Throw the baby towards the set of twins. Assuming that the good twin is a decent person, they will catch the baby and idenitify themselves as the good twin.

Step 3) Pump the evil twin full of lead.

See? It's completely foolproof!
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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby SecondTalon » Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:31 pm UTC

What if the baby is evil?
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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby pseudoidiot » Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:37 pm UTC

Any evil twin worth the title would be cunning enough to intercept the thrown baby.
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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby Vapour » Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:48 pm UTC

Just leave the twins in a seperate room each, both rooms with some of your favourite chocolate. Ask the twins not to eat your chocolate. Leave them for 15/30 minutes.

Surely the evil twin will have eaten the chocolate.

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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby You, sir, name? » Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:10 pm UTC

Vapour wrote:Just leave the twins in a seperate room each, both rooms with some of your favourite chocolate. Ask the twins not to eat your chocolate. Leave them for 15/30 minutes.

Surely the evil twin will have eaten the chocolate.


But maybe the evil twin is evil because he doesn't eat enough chocolate!
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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby Cloud Walker » Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:01 pm UTC

Vapour wrote:Just leave the twins in a seperate room each, both rooms with some of your favourite chocolate. Ask the twins not to eat your chocolate. Leave them for 15/30 minutes.

Surely the evil twin will have eaten the chocolate.


What if the evil twin thought maybe that this was a test to see if she reveals herself? Thus, she don't eat the chocolate, even though she really wants to for whatever evil reasons evil twins have for being evil. And any situation with potential good and bad choices, the evil twin chooses not to expose her true identity. Does she cease to be an evil twin?
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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby Sir_Elderberry » Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:23 pm UTC

As a Star Trek fan, I want to pop in and note that goatee-Spock is actually the least evil mirror-person in that episode. In fact, he convinces everyone else to stop being jerks too, which turns out to be a horrible idea later, but...still. I think Mirror, Mirror was planted by evil twins to give us a false clue.
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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby folkhero » Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:51 am UTC

Sir_Elderberry wrote:As a Star Trek fan, I want to pop in and note that goatee-Spock is actually the least evil mirror-person in that episode. In fact, he convinces everyone else to stop being jerks too, which turns out to be a horrible idea later, but...still. I think Mirror, Mirror was planted by evil twins to give us a false clue.

This is probably true, if my theory that both twins are evil is true, then this would be a perfect deception. First we have the deception that one twin is evil and the other is not evil, this allows one twin to do all the obviously evil things while the "good" twin is above suspicion. In fact, each act of evil by the "evil" one is further evidence that the "good" one is not evil, allowing that twin to gain huge amounts of trust to be exploited at just the right moment. The goatee is just one more tool for manipulating the non-twins of the world.
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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby Triangle_Man » Thu Aug 05, 2010 5:21 am UTC

Midnight wrote:
BigBoss wrote:
pooteeweet wrote:Makes sense. They've got their secret language and other uncanny twin powers.


My brother and I don't have twin powers.



we're also mirror twins.

sounds fuckin magic to me.


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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby oracle989 » Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:15 am UTC

I have Wondertwin powers. Unfortunately, I'm an only child (biologically).
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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby BigBoss » Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:12 am UTC

Triangle_Man wrote:
Midnight wrote:
BigBoss wrote:
pooteeweet wrote:Makes sense. They've got their secret language and other uncanny twin powers.


My brother and I don't have twin powers.



we're also mirror twins.

sounds fuckin magic to me.


To Midnight: So you don't have Wondertwin powers?

To Bigboss: Have you ever been on a certain Megaman forum?


Nope. This is the only forum I visit.
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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby Triangle_Man » Fri Aug 06, 2010 7:02 pm UTC

BigBoss wrote:
Triangle_Man wrote:
Midnight wrote:
BigBoss wrote:
pooteeweet wrote:Makes sense. They've got their secret language and other uncanny twin powers.


My brother and I don't have twin powers.



we're also mirror twins.

sounds fuckin magic to me.


To Midnight: So you don't have Wondertwin powers?

To Bigboss: Have you ever been on a certain Megaman forum?


Okay. I was just asking. So may people have the same username that I get a little confused sometimes.

Nope. This is the only forum I visit.
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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby Midnight » Fri Aug 06, 2010 8:38 pm UTC

Triangle_Man wrote:
Midnight wrote:
BigBoss wrote:
pooteeweet wrote:Makes sense. They've got their secret language and other uncanny twin powers.


My brother and I don't have twin powers.



we're also mirror twins.

sounds fuckin magic to me.


To Midnight: So you don't have Wondertwin powers?



Nope. I'm twinless, you see. Unless it's one of those separated at birth scenarios, which would take a TON of effort because my parents have video of my birth [shudder].
But yeah mirror twins sound magical. Can you step into mirrors? if one of you gets hurt, does the other as well? if one of you learns something, does the other know it?
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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby BigBoss » Sat Aug 07, 2010 3:44 am UTC

No to all those questions. I'm a lefty, and he's a righty. And, our birthmarks are on the opposite sides of our stomaches. Mines on the left side of my stomache, and his is on the right side of his.
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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby Daojia » Sat Aug 07, 2010 1:56 pm UTC

Seconded with the mirror-twinnage, at least partially. Our fillings are on opposite sides of the mouth, and our hair spirals in opposite directions. No magic, no language to speak of (tee hee). But we're fucking unreal at pictionary.
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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby BigBoss » Sat Aug 07, 2010 7:19 pm UTC

Daojia wrote:our hair spirals in opposite directions.


Same for us too
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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby Woopate » Sun Aug 08, 2010 5:47 am UTC

In mirror twins, the one who is left handed is the evil one, or the one with the scar.

If a clever protagonist injures an evil twin in an obvious and identifying way, does the twin-ness cease? Does the evil?

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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby Daojia » Sun Aug 08, 2010 6:26 am UTC

Woopate wrote:In mirror twins, the one who is left handed is the evil one, or the one with the scar.

If a clever protagonist injures an evil twin in an obvious and identifying way, does the twin-ness cease? Does the evil?

One time the twin and I were sparring; I let fly a really badly executed but well-timed axe kick which made by big toenail cut him in the face, from the forehead, over the eye and down to the cheek. For about a week, the bond-villainesque cut dictated that he was unequivocally the evil twin.
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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby Woopate » Sun Aug 08, 2010 9:40 am UTC

So wait, can we boil this down to: The one who modifies their appearance further from their natural appearance is the evil one? Does this apply to hair dye (blonde excepted, blondes are always good), tattoos, facial hair, scarring, amputations and breast augmentation?

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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby BigBoss » Sun Aug 08, 2010 4:59 pm UTC

I'm left handed and I have a small scar. Does that make me super evil? My brother dyed his hair blonde, and alot of people think I'm the nicer twin.
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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby Daojia » Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:13 am UTC

BigBoss wrote:I'm left handed and I have a small scar. Does that make me super evil? My brother dyed his hair blonde, and alot of people think I'm the nicer twin.

A heartless deception. You're probably evil, the people who call you the nicer twin are most likely underlings. Are there any orcs in your friendship group?
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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby BigBoss » Mon Aug 09, 2010 3:23 am UTC

Nope. But I'm only 5'2" and some people do refer to me as a hobbit.
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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby SecondTalon » Mon Aug 09, 2010 4:42 am UTC

Woopate wrote: (blonde excepted, blondes are always good)
whaaa? Since when?
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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby Woopate » Mon Aug 09, 2010 8:25 am UTC

You haven't noticed a blonde-haired trend in good guys? I dunno. For some reason, my brain tells me that I see a lot of blonde haired good guys, when they aren't grizzly with a buzzcut and you can't tell hair color, anyway.

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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby Amnesiasoft » Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:47 am UTC

TV Tropes to the rescue! Gotta notice all those heroes with Hair of Gold.

Except that Blondes are Evil...

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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby Litof » Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:27 pm UTC

Curse your link! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be off searching TV Tropes for the next few hours or so.

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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby SecondTalon » Mon Aug 09, 2010 7:12 pm UTC

Woopate wrote:You haven't noticed a blonde-haired trend in good guys? I dunno. For some reason, my brain tells me that I see a lot of blonde haired good guys, when they aren't grizzly with a buzzcut and you can't tell hair color, anyway.
Not really. If you're dealing with singular pro and antagonists, I've noticed that the blond will be the more attractive one with more friends/allies/minions, but the non blond will be smarter and have far more loyal friends/allies/minions. Who are also smart.

When your're dealing with groups, the leader of the Evil side will often be blond (and attractive) while the leader of the Good side will be... whatever. Usually nonblond so as to differentiate from the Evil one, but not always.

Of course, with an Evil Twin situation, if we're dealing with different hair colors, since blond is also often attached to sexual promiscuity, then the evil one will sometimes dye their hair blond. And will be treated as being more attractive, despite this usually not looking right.

...

Also, I don't care for blonds.
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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby folkhero » Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:39 am UTC

SecondTalon wrote:Also, I don't care for blonds.

Why do you have to put your anti-blond bigotry right in the middle of our anti-twin bigotry thread, you're ruining everything.
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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby oracle989 » Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:30 am UTC

SecondTalon wrote:
Woopate wrote:You haven't noticed a blonde-haired trend in good guys? I dunno. For some reason, my brain tells me that I see a lot of blonde haired good guys, when they aren't grizzly with a buzzcut and you can't tell hair color, anyway.
Not really. If you're dealing with singular pro and antagonists, I've noticed that the blond will be the more attractive one with more friends/allies/minions, but the non blond will be smarter and have far more loyal friends/allies/minions. Who are also smart.

When your're dealing with groups, the leader of the Evil side will often be blond (and attractive) while the leader of the Good side will be... whatever. Usually nonblond so as to differentiate from the Evil one, but not always.

Of course, with an Evil Twin situation, if we're dealing with different hair colors, since blond is also often attached to sexual promiscuity, then the evil one will sometimes dye their hair blond. And will be treated as being more attractive, despite this usually not looking right.

...

Also, I don't care for blonds.


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Re: Evil Twin Identification

Postby Triangle_Man » Wed Aug 11, 2010 5:26 pm UTC

SecondTalon wrote:
Woopate wrote:You haven't noticed a blonde-haired trend in good guys? I dunno. For some reason, my brain tells me that I see a lot of blonde haired good guys, when they aren't grizzly with a buzzcut and you can't tell hair color, anyway.
Not really. If you're dealing with singular pro and antagonists, I've noticed that the blond will be the more attractive one with more friends/allies/minions, but the non blond will be smarter and have far more loyal friends/allies/minions. Who are also smart.

When your're dealing with groups, the leader of the Evil side will often be blond (and attractive) while the leader of the Good side will be... whatever. Usually nonblond so as to differentiate from the Evil one, but not always.

Of course, with an Evil Twin situation, if we're dealing with different hair colors, since blond is also often attached to sexual promiscuity, then the evil one will sometimes dye their hair blond. And will be treated as being more attractive, despite this usually not looking right.

...

Also, I don't care for blonds.


Get off this thread! We are not here to mock blonds, we are here to mock twins!

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