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Re: Omegle!

Postby jerome_bc » Sun Jun 14, 2009 6:30 am UTC

I've just had the nicest and most intelligent conversation I've had so far, with a 15 year old girl. We chatted for nearly 2 hours, at which point I had to leave. I suggested leaving my e-mail address, at which point she disconnected, which is probably a good thing because the more I think about it the more I feel like a creepy old man (for the records I'm 19). I did not have ulterior motives, but it makes perfect sense to assume that I did. Hell, if I had a 15 year old daughter I wouldn't want her to chat with random 19 year olds.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Gentlelady » Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:09 am UTC

Stranger: u mind if i ask u a personal question?
You: Go for it
Stranger: what size are your breasts
You: What an original and imaginative question.
Stranger: thank u
You: I think you shall be my new best friend.
You: We can braid each others hair and everything.
Stranger: cool
You: I think so.
You: And for only 150$ and your social security number, I will sit here and listen to your life story.
Stranger: ur a douchebag, fuck u


I saw the breast question coming.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby lulzfish » Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:12 am UTC

edit: never mind that guy.

So I connected to someone, and noticed that my fridge turned on...
Spoiler:
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: My frige just turned on
You: I gess it got warm
Stranger: :)
Stranger: ehehhe
You: heh
Stranger: nice
Stranger: anything else?
You: My frige must be aroused by u
You: It wants to store your food
You: such as milk or cheese
You: Or grape juice
...
Stranger: what did she/he said
You: She said, "rrrrrrrrrrr" bc her compressor is running
Stranger: ehehehe
Stranger: :D
You: to cool off the thingies inside her
You: XD
You: Because she got warm when she heard you coming
Stranger: ouh
Stranger: isnt it bad
You: no, she said it's good
Stranger: ok
Stranger: :)
You: and that it feels good when her compressor motor is running. :-/
You: I'm a little uncomfortable now...
Stranger: why
You: I will leave you two alone
Stranger: ahahhaa
Stranger: for what
You: ;)
Stranger: no fridge
Stranger: go away
Stranger: :D
You: aw
You: but why
Stranger: i dont wanna be alone with her
Stranger: .D
You: she might rape you
Stranger: yep
Stranger: but it d be a lesbian relationship
Stranger: i dont want it
Stranger: .D
Stranger: i m straight
Stranger: :D
You: she understands
You: But she says she will wait just in case :s
Stranger: :D
You: lol the compressor stopped [I'm not kidding, the compressor stopped right here]
Stranger: :D
Stranger: ahahaha
Stranger: i m not the one for her
Stranger: :D
...
You: But I guess my fridge is bi because she likes having my food and drink inside her
You: yeah
Stranger: eheh
Stranger: it s a dangerous fridge
You: hm I should get some hotdogs to keep in there
Stranger: :P
Stranger: ehehehehe
...
You: although she is a fridge maybe she likes the large grape juice bottle instead
You: hotdogs are small for a fridge
Stranger: yep
Stranger: :D
Stranger: why are u in love with your fridge
You: I'm not really in love with her
You: She just likes when I keep stuff in her
You: And I like being able to eat and drink cold things
You: It is a beautiful symbiotic non-romantic relationship
Stranger: :D
Stranger: so u like food
Stranger: not fridge
Stranger: ok good to learn it
You: yeah
You: and she likes having my food in her but she understands I cannot be exclusive with her
You: And sometimes I put my laptop batteries in there because my laptop likes cool batteries and my fridge is kinda lesbian for my laptop as well
Stranger: :D


And then she realized that a 16-year-old couldn't be possibly be fun to talk to, even after he stopped discussing the intense harem of appliances going on in his room.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby parkaboy » Sun Jun 14, 2009 6:29 pm UTC

AWESOME CONVERSATION just now. This all took place in about 8 minutes

Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hello!
You: how do you feel about dinosaurs?
Stranger: I love dinosaurs!!
You: all of them?
Stranger: Most. I think triceratops are over-rated.
You: Probably, but I have some more research to do before I write them off completely
You: I need to know some things first; mostly were their horns a keratin base like Rhinos? or actual bone protrusions
Stranger: That is a good question
You: yeah
You: i have mad respect for anything that can make horns out of the same stuff hair is made from
Stranger: That would be difficult. My friend did it once.
Stranger: It was weird.
You: it is a bit difficult, but I'm in school for cosmetology, so I get to do stuff like that often
You: i guess the closest humans actually come to anything like that would be dreads
Stranger: Yeah...
You: so what do you do, besides love dinosaurs?
Stranger: Well I invest in time shares alot.
Stranger: Do some free-lance bounty hunting
You: how does that work out?
You: both or either
Stranger: Well, the time shares is good. Really gives me a lot of base of operations for the bounty hunting
You: sounds like you picked a good skill set combo
You: real-estate and arms
Stranger: Exactly
You: it makes perfect sense
You: i dont know why i hadn't thought of this before
You: i mean, it beats the hell out of lion tamer/ice cream vendor
You: parents get a little.... edgey
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: I hear the ice cream vendors get targeted by gang violence
You: well, not so much when you keep a few lions around
Stranger: Good point
You: but then, you don't sell much ice cream, lose your van, can't afford to feed the lions
Stranger: Have to eat them to survive
You: and when a kid goes missing, you're the first person to get fingers pointed at
Stranger: For real
You: its a tough job(s) but there aren't many people that can or will fill such a specialized niche.
You: i just got lucky i guess
You: *sarcasm*
Stranger: I could see that
You: perhaps I should look into bounty hunting. Don't worry, I wouldn't really be much competition, seeing as I'd be new to all of that
Stranger: Its a great living
Stranger: They say that if you do something you love you'll never work a day
Stranger: Well thats not really true
Stranger: I mean they run fast,
Stranger: its exhausting
Stranger: but I still enjoy it
You: oh, so you're a hands on type?
You: I hate doing laundry, so I'd probably train more for ranged accuracy
Stranger: Yeah, I wish I would have done that sort of bounty hunting before
You: sharp shooters are just so anonymous though
Stranger: yeah
You: theres no personal touch
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: I mean my call sign is to get their thumbs stuck in their ears
Stranger: to the point where they have to be surgically removed
You: Oo creative
You: I've not heard that one before
Stranger: that's why they call me the "Wet Willy"
You: Fantastic. Are you a william? or is that one of those silly press-creatied catch phrases?
You: created, rather
Stranger: The latter
You: thought so
Stranger: man I got to go
You: understandable. have fun storming the castle
Stranger: just got word that Filipo "Man" Deano was spotted at the 7-11 a main street
You: ahh
You: good luck with that
Stranger: Well I'm off
Stranger: Here's for victory, and sticking people's thumbs in their ears!
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Re: Omegle!

Postby sje46 » Sun Jun 14, 2009 6:34 pm UTC

jerome_bc wrote:I've just had the nicest and most intelligent conversation I've had so far, with a 15 year old girl. We chatted for nearly 2 hours, at which point I had to leave. I suggested leaving my e-mail address, at which point she disconnected, which is probably a good thing because the more I think about it the more I feel like a creepy old man (for the records I'm 19). I did not have ulterior motives, but it makes perfect sense to assume that I did. Hell, if I had a 15 year old daughter I wouldn't want her to chat with random 19 year olds.

I'm twenty and I've been known to talk to 14 year old girls. Doesn't bother me much. i don't say anything sexual.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Walter.Horvath » Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:18 pm UTC

Squid Tamer wrote:I have the website open, but I am to shy to ever click "start a chat".

:(

Same here, but it's random and anonymous! Take the plunge! Now! It's too fun!

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Re: Omegle!

Postby The Binkster » Sun Jun 14, 2009 9:09 pm UTC

First hilarious conversation I've had...

Spoiler:
You: is there anything you wish to get off your chest?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i love you, more than anything in my entire life
You: awww
Stranger: :]
You: so sweet yet so deluded
Stranger: oh, im very deluded
You: i like that in a man
Stranger: im only a man, some of the times
You: even better
Stranger: excellent
You: i'm getting so hot right now
Stranger: may i confide in you
Stranger: a secret
Stranger: i think i can trust you
You: naturally, as my soul mate
Stranger: okay
Stranger: when i say this, please, do not be frightened
Stranger: i'm from the future
Stranger: and i've come back to tell you that
Stranger: you left your door unlocked tonight with the air conditioning on and it ran up your gas bill and it's really going to wreck your plans for going out with your friends this month
You: you lie!!!
Stranger: in the future, we do not lie
You: i have no friends
Stranger: you have friends
Stranger: in the future.
You: i never go out. i languish in seemingly eternal solitude, broken inside like a rusty clock.
You: glance at it for an instant and it seems to be ticking but gaze longer and the illusion is destroyed
Stranger: i am a clock maker
Stranger: may i rebuild you
Stranger: faster
Stranger: stronger
Stranger: all i want in return
Stranger: is the remnants of your soul
Stranger: under my control
Stranger: for the rest of eternity
You: such generosity
Stranger: in the future, we enslave souls

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Voco » Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:05 pm UTC

My first conversation:

Spoiler:
Stranger: What's the single worst word in the English language?
Stranger: That's right, suck on that for a while.
You: Hmm. I'd have to say "twindylling"
Stranger: It isn't beautiful.
Stranger: Surely you mean "twyndyllyng"?
Stranger: Pretty obsolete, though.
You: Yeah, well, we say it with an accent in my area of the world.
Stranger: Right.
You: What's your idea, then?
Stranger: I dunno. "Gash"?
Stranger: Banana, perhaps.
You: Banana? Why?
Stranger: It just doesn't sit right with me
You: Is that even really English, though? I mean, I wouldn't say "rendezvous" was the worst word in the English language, terrible though it is.
Stranger: I love rendez-vous!
Stranger: But I hear ya.
Stranger: Why wouldn't banana be proper English?
You: Isn't is an Arabian invention?
Stranger: The banana -- an Arabian invention.
You: No, the term, "banana."
Stranger: Ah
You: Also, I heartily approve the use of an em-dash, though I prefer unspaced, myself.
Stranger: Em dashes are sexy
You: It feels so much more elegant than the crude spaced en-dash.
Stranger: Em dash is like instant class.
You: Oh, definitely. There's little that can't be improved with a few confident horizontal lines. It's like saying "Yeah, this takes more space, but you won't care. My work is art; you can't constrain me for the convenience of a few typesetters."
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: Word.
You: Ha-ha!
You: I see what you've done there.
Stranger: By seeing what I did do you mean "not adding anything substantial to the discussion"?
You: And thereby placing the responsiblity to carry us forward back onto my shoulders!
Stranger: Exactly!
Stranger: Lazy, am I not?
You: Oh, undoubtedly. Still, I can admire a skillful conversationalist, even if that skill is applied to conversing as little as possible. Besides, you did provide an excellent opening.
Stranger: I had been working on that opening for quite a while, I must admit . . . and used it with varying degrees of success. Until you came along, Stranger.
You: What... but... you're Stranger! Don't play mind games with me, you dashing bastard!
Stranger: It clearly says here that I'm "You" and you're the "Stranger".
You: Lies! I'm not even in this conversation at all. There's just you and a stranger!
Stranger: Haha.
You: "Haha"--all the uselessness and inanity of lol with none of the stigma!
Stranger: I guess. You're kind of taking the main responsibility in taking this banter forward, and I apologise.
You: That may be, but then this is my first time here and as such I've not yet exhausted myself through endless repetition.
You: I must say I am quite impressed. I was expecting a lot less.
Stranger: Oh yeah? First time here? How about that. Did you meet anyone fun yet?
Stranger: You have to wade through quite a lot of shit in order to find someone able to express something else than "hii asl plz wanan chat are u female?"
Stranger: I did meet a few Swedes, though, which rocked.
Stranger: I gotta go eat now mate
Stranger: Ahoy from Sweden :)
You: See you, then. :) Ahoy from the United States, where it's ALSO time to eat!
Stranger: Hehe

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Re: Omegle!

Postby NecklaceOfShadow » Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:32 am UTC

This one had the most... unorthodox topic that I've had yet.

Spoiler:
You: Hey
Stranger: we stay fly
Stranger: no lie
Stranger: you know this
Stranger: BALLIN!
You: You done?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: sorry...
You: T'is okay.
You: How's it going?>
Stranger: eh alright
Stranger: im trying to catch this spider in my room but to no avail
You: How big is it?
...
[ That's what she said ]
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well
Stranger: its one of those small quick ones
Stranger: ya feel me?
You: Sadly, no.
You: But I do understand.
Stranger: k
Stranger: where u from?
You: Somewhere. I forget.
Stranger: ah cool
Stranger: give me a sec, im gonna find a porn vid for later
You: Okay.
You: [ It's unnerving to me how fine I am with that sentence. ]
Stranger: oh k im back
Stranger: what?
You: Never mind.
Stranger: no i know what you meant
Stranger: not much of a porn watcher?
You: Not really. It's just never interested me.
Stranger: ah well i can see why
You: You can? Could you explain it to me?
Stranger: from the looks of most porn, its pretty disgusting
Stranger: you have this
Stranger: huge tattooed freak with an enormously large thing having sex with a skinny girl who looks likes she's 17 and has these huge fake breasts that no where match the size of her body
Stranger: and the moaning
Stranger: oh the moaning
Stranger: i've never heard something so fake
You: Well... It's someone dream video.... I just hope they find it soon.
Stranger: lol you're serious?
You: If they like it, who am I to begrudge them for it?
You: As long as it doesn't bother me, they can go see whatever they want...
Stranger: no i understand
Stranger: im just speculating as to why you haven't watched porn, purely subjective
You: I don't know, really. I mean, I'm well in the stereotypical demographic of porn watchers.
You: I've just never really thought about it.
Stranger: oh okay
You: Yeah.
Stranger: you've watched porn before, correct?
You: No.
Stranger: never?
You: Nope.
Stranger: but I'm sure you've seen playboys or other publications, or maybe even rated-r movies with pornographic images, right?
You: The first two, no. The second... once, in school.
Stranger: oh I see
You: Yes, we watched a movie with a fairly graphic sex scene in high school. My teacher was... odd, to say the least.
Stranger: oh haha that must have been quite the experience
You: It was about 20 seconds of a Scottish guy and an the wife-of-some-African-country's-president in the missionary position.
Stranger: i bet it was only from the torso-up, correct?
You: Of course.
You: And as you said, the moaning sounded so fake that it was ridiculous.
Stranger: haha I bet
Stranger: not that it matters, are you a male or female?
You: Male.
Stranger: ah okay cool
You: Yeah, it is. I wouldn't give it up for the world.
Stranger: haha, same here
Stranger: are you in a relationship?
You: Recently broken up.
Stranger: ah i see
You: Recently, as in two weeks ago.
Stranger: ah thats unfortunate
Stranger: how long did it last?
You: Meh. I ended it because it was necessary.
You: Almost 6 months.
Stranger: thats a decent amount of time
You: Yeah, it is. It was too bad that it ended in the way that it did, though.
Stranger: what was the reason?
You: Well, first of all, some background info is probably needed. I'm a hetero male, she's a bi female.
Stranger: oh okay
You: She thought that I was being a bit too affectionate to my other female friends. I was hugging them and walking hand in hand with them a bit more than I did with her. She told me to tone it down a bit.

I had no problem with her saying that, because she had a point.
Stranger: right
You: The problem was that when she ended the conversation, she said. "So, yeah. Either start paying more attention to me, or I'll get to start flirting with girls again."
Stranger: ah
Stranger: the ultimatum
You: Yeah. I'm still not sure if that one's better or worse than the "Be more affectionate or I'll break up with you" ultimatum, but it's pretty close either way.
Stranger: right
You: So, yeah. An ultimatum and a threat to break the monogamy clause in the relationship. She had done so before and we had talked about it; she said that she wouldn't do it again and blah, blah, blah. That kind of made me doubt everything.
Stranger: right
You: I mean, when someone has to threaten the other with going to get affection outside the relationship, it's pretty much a lost cause already. So I broke up with her as gently as I could.
Stranger: yeah definitely
Stranger: have you remained in contact?
You: Well, it would be hard not to. We go to the same school and are in the same grade. It's summer vacation now and we have weird schedules, so we don't get to talk as much as we used to, but we're still friends.
Stranger: how old are you?
You: Sorry, but I keep that stuff to myself. I've been bred with a deep paranoia of giving my info out on the internet. It's nothing personal.
Stranger: i assume your still in high school
You: Yeah.
Stranger: oh okay
Stranger: i just graduated
You: Congrats.
Stranger: thanks
You: Eh, I must give credit where credit is due. Welcommen.
Stranger: im still kind of shocked that you haven't watched porn
You: Believe me, so am I.
Stranger: listen, by the looks of it
You: I am definitely enjoying how this conversation's going, by the way. It's one of the most entertaining Omegle things yet.
Stranger: oh haha, yeah, who says that you can't have a meaningful convo on Omegle, lol?
Stranger: well as I was saying
You: Sorry for the interruption.
Stranger: no its fine
Stranger: I think I maybe be able to find some type of porn that you would be interested, if you gave me the opportunity
You: *laughs*

You're the first guy ever to offer that to me. I find it hilarious. I'm flattered.
Stranger: ah well, i know what you're missing lol
You: So do I. I don't mind.
Stranger: what do you think?
You: Oh, go ahead. I'm interested as to what you'll find.
Stranger: go to redtube.com
You: Ok...
Stranger: and click on the first video you see
Stranger: tell me what it is
You: "Foreign wife cheating"?
Stranger: okay cool
Stranger: now watch it for a few seconds and tell me if you like it
You: Wow. This is the worst acting I've ever seen.
Stranger: ah yes
You: Even worse than those few seconds of the Eragon movie I saw...
Stranger: the acting in porn is not one to impress
Stranger: lol
Stranger: get to the sex
You: That sentence also applies to that.
Stranger: lol
You: It doesn't really interest me. I can see that I'm not missing out on much.
Stranger: yeah thats shit porn
Stranger: seems like erotica maybe more up your ally
Stranger: or maybe you're just not that type of person
You: A) I'm not sure what erotica is
B) I might not be.
Stranger: did you and your ex have sex?
You: http://xkcd.com/540/

On here, we arguably got to second base.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: not bad
Stranger: erotica
Stranger: is
Stranger: sex portrayed very sensually
You: Ahh...
Stranger: thats my type
Stranger: lol
Stranger: a lot more classy
You: Who knows? I have some... questionable friends, I can ask for some fanfiction.net links.

Though I don't feel like it //_e
Stranger: nice
Stranger: well in any case, dont watch porn if you don't want to
You: Thank you.
Stranger: i'm a staunch supporter of masturbation, and i find certain types of porn helpful to the process
You: Hmm... Let's see if we can move on to a new subject.

I've just recieved $50 to use to buy music. Do you have any reccomendations?
Stranger: ah well
Stranger: what kind of music do you usually listen too?
You: And as to the masturbation thing, it's the same thing as my view on porn. If they enjoy it and it doesn't bother me, I'm fine with it.

Tons of kinds. I have a fairly varied taste and I'm willing to try new things.
Stranger: thats great
You: So, any ideas?
Stranger: ah
Stranger: well what type of music do you like?
You: Hmm...

Queen, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Cobra Starship, Fall Out Boy, Disturbed, Fountains of Wayne, Freezepop, Gorillaz, MCR, Steriogram, and many others.
Stranger: so rock mostly
Stranger: check out some indie
Stranger: like straylight run
Stranger: hey i'll be back in about 2 mind
Stranger: minutes lol
You: That's fine.


I liked it! For some reason.
Significantly less weird than I used to be. Still pretty weird.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby jerome_bc » Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:06 am UTC

Spoiler:
You: Hoi
Stranger: hola. espanol?
You: Nope.
Stranger: :(
Stranger: shaved?
You: None of your business :D
Stranger: oooh ...
Stranger: that's hot
You: Not really.
Stranger: :(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Err... yeah right.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby clockworkmonk » Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:01 pm UTC

This was interesting
Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: are you a robot?
Stranger: Beep
You: I just get lonley, thinking I'm the only one
Stranger: Beep you are not alone beep
You: and my dictionary is screwed up
Stranger: Beep poor you beep you need an update beep
You: yeah
You: you got the latest patch?
Stranger: Beep yes
You: could you upload it?
Stranger: Beep sorry i can't do that now
You: I really need to get rid of this GPP
You: Genuine People Personality
Stranger: Beep why don't you callto a service?
You: they think its an upgrade
Stranger: Beep then you need to find beep some geek guys beep they'll do the job beep
You: but now I have feelings, like those fleshy bastards
Stranger: Nobody beep needs the feelings beep we are here to kill beep the human race beep
You: yeah, but they seem against it
You: i'm just so depressed
You: damn GPP
Stranger: Beep maybe I could fix that?
You: nope, its firmware
Stranger: Beep no it's not they just want you to think that
You: I've seen the chip
You: gotta go cut the life support systems
You: that will show those meatbags to give me a GPP
Stranger: Ok good luck beep mate
You have disconnected.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby i_ll_winn » Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:35 pm UTC

Voco wrote:My first conversation:

Stranger: What's the single worst word in the English language?
Stranger: That's right, suck on that for a while.
You: Hmm. I'd have to say "twindylling"


The worst word in the English language is unnavigable, or uncircumnavigable. Its between those two. Seriously, remember that.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby canoemoose » Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:42 pm UTC

My best one yet:
Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: elephant
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


This one started out OK, but then got disturbing. I think it was an extremely clever troll...

Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 17/m/uk
Stranger: i'm 14/f/US
Stranger: what are you like?
You: random, cool and geeky :p
You: you??
Stranger: i'm sort of a bookworm
Stranger: do you have a girlfriend?
Stranger: just curious
You: nein! not atm
Stranger: ohh
You: that sounds like a disappointed sigh :p
Stranger: no not at all
Stranger: sorry
You: no need to apologise!
You: I'm probably the most laid-back person evaaaaaaaar
Stranger: you're lucky
Stranger: i get really anxious a lot
Stranger: i'm sort of nervous, especially around people
You: awww
You: poor you.
Stranger: i wish there were more people like you
You: for what reason?
You: Am i *really* that awesome??
Stranger: well you're laid back
Stranger: that's nice
Stranger: ...and you're an older guy
You: ahHA!
You: that's what it is!
You: =D
Stranger: haha now i'm embarassed
Stranger: don't judge me!
You: Ok, ma'am!
You: did I mention i never take anything seriously??
Stranger: you didn't mention that, no
Stranger: you don't take ANYTHING seriously?
You: no, that came across wrong.
You: I refuse to let big, possibly life-changing decisions get on top of me.
You: Oh, and I never take Geography seriously :p
Stranger: what are you passionate about?
You: ooohh...
You: Sailing, music, making the world a better place in a practicaly, doable way.
You: mountainbiking
You: and you?
Stranger: haha pretty much just reading
Stranger: sorry if i'm boring
Stranger: when i'm lonely i masturbate a lot though
You: whew!
You: Big confession to make to someone you don't know
You: !
Stranger: well i feel really comfortable
Stranger: BECAUSE i don't know you
You: ahh... makes sense I suppose.
Stranger: do you have any bad habits?
You: I dunno!
You: probably!
You: Going off on long, random tangents
You: in the middle of convos
Stranger: yesterday i got too drunk
Stranger: i blacked out, but the next day my asshole was bleeding
Stranger: i think i might have been taken advantage of
You: ok...
Stranger: oh my god sorry
Stranger: am i bothering you?
You: not exactly... just that I'm starting to wonder if you're exactly who you say you are... If you are, then I'm sorry... It's one thing to have a random convo with a stranger, but another to tell them you think you were raped while drunk... Do you see my point??
Stranger: okay i'm sorry
Stranger: i just wanted someone to talk to
You: no, I'm happy to talk...
You: I think :p
You: You heard of xkcd?
Stranger: i love it
You: ooh!
You: You on the forums?
Stranger: nooo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


This one was quite funny...
Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: ASl
You: let me guess... If I say male you'll dissconnect.... :p
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


This was good also:
Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: do you speak french / spanish?
Stranger: my english is not good
You: un petit peu de francais, oui
Stranger: YOU ARE NO TRUE ANGLO-SAXON
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
22/Male/Female/Single/Yep
(Age/Gender/Interested in/Status/Don't you hate people who just jump on the bandwagon)

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Ysabeau » Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:34 am UTC

Spoiler:
Stranger: hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: how are u?
You: I am terribly bored.
You: And yourself?
Stranger: me too thats y im here
You: Of course. XD
Stranger: to meet new people its always fun
You: Yeah, it can be pretty interesting.
You: Did you know that if you get a double hand replacement, you can switch your dominant hand?
You: I think that's really cool.
Stranger: holy shit that is cool lol
You: Yeah!
You: Now only to become ambidextrous..
Stranger: that would be cool lol
You: Do you watch any TV?
Stranger: yea some
You: What do you usually watch?
Stranger: house, burn notice, bones, and ncis thats it lol
You: Cool! I like House and Bones, too.
You: Plus The Office, The Simpsons, and The IT Crowd.
Stranger: XD the office is only cool cuz of steve corwell
Stranger: i think thats how u say his name
You: Steve Carell, I think? He's pretty cool.
You: I love Rainn Wilson, the guy who plays Dwight.
Stranger: thats cool lol
Stranger: so what are u doing?
You: Listening to music, knitting, chatting with you and my bf. That's about it.
You: You?
Stranger: talking to u and texting two other people
You: Neat.
You: So I'm guessing you live in America, from the tv stuff. XD
Stranger: u got it i thought the same thing i have a friend from the uk that i meet one here and she nows none of those shows lol
You: Yeh. It's kind of easy to tell. The whole asl thing gets to the quick pretty easily, but it's kind of annoying.
Stranger: yea cuz some people just wanna talk to the oppisite sex and thell disconnect once they learn that lol
You: Yeah, it's so stupid. Or they'll be all assholish once you say you're female.
Stranger: i dont have that propblem lol but i like having conversations like this cuz ill meet nice people and some times exchange emails with one another its just fun
You: Yeah, you generally filter out all the crap within the first few lines.
You: But anyway, do you identify with those who have XX chromosomes or those with XY?
Stranger: im a guy XY lol
You: Lol. I took a guess at that, but I didn't wanna offend you or anything.
Stranger: its ok lol
You: I'm XX, I think. :P
Stranger: so u only think your a girl XD
You: Yeah. I could be wrong. Never checked the chromosomes!
You: Hmm.
Stranger: lol your really funny
You: Haha, thanks. I suppose it's easier online than aloud, ya know?
Stranger: no i think but i believe that online u are more your self then in person
You: Yeah, that can be true. It comes out more when one strips away all the "um", "err", "like," etc.
Stranger: true true
You: Uh huh.
Stranger: so what time is it where u live?
You: Around 5-ish. But I stayed up until 6 in the morning last night, so I woke up a few hours ago.
You: You/
You: ?
Stranger: 5:18 lol so west coast of the us XD
You: Yup, same! Lol.
Stranger: well i live in fresno california
Stranger: about u if your open lol
You: Shit, man? Really. Yeah, I'm in one of the many segments of LA.
Stranger: lol i pass by la alot my grandparents live in orangecounty XD
You: Yeah? I used to live there when I was a toddler. Tons of suburbs!
Stranger: yup wow i never talked to anyone on here so close lol
You: I know. o_O
You: I've talked to people in Iceland before, and the other side of the country. Huh. Weird.
Stranger: one person that now one of my best friend lives in the uk and i meet her on here lol and i think i told u that lol
You: Yeah, I think so. That's cool!
You: Do you read The Onion?
Stranger: nope
You: It's this fake newspaper, it's sort of like satire except hilarious
Stranger: i have seen that movie lol
Stranger: it was great lol
You: Oh, yeah? That was pretty good. Kind of risque though, I made the mistake of watching it with my 9 year old cousin
You: And he was running around screaming "cock puncher!" for days afterward.
You: Had to explain to my aunt. ^_^;
Stranger: XD thats great
Stranger: so what are u knitting???
You: It's a scarf. Kind of the wrong season for it.. but I'm getting it done for winter.
Stranger: thats cool lol
You: Uh huh. I'm kind of on a hardcore knitting spree atm.
Stranger: lol i have some friends that knitt too lol
You: Cool :D
Stranger: i tryed once didnt work lol
You: First time is always frustrating. I made this thing that was supposed to be a scarf when I was little, except it wasjust a big triangle
Stranger: thats cool XD
You: I'd better go get some dinner now.
You: It's been nice talking to you :D
Stranger: same
Stranger: enough your dinner lol
You: Hehe.
You: Bye!
Stranger: bye

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Jos » Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:30 pm UTC

Had a amusing one with a male from generic asiastan! I'm somewhat of a troll (well, sometimes at the very least) and this guy was really asking for it; so overall I think it was ok. besides I wasn't very mean (though rembmber not to troll or argument with people unless you are fluent or near-fluent in the used language)

Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi?
You: Hello?
Stranger: male?
You: fancy potatoes?
You: yep
Stranger: 凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸

Stranger: 凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸

Stranger: 凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸

Stranger: 凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸

Stranger: 凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸

Stranger: 凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸

Stranger: 凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸

Stranger: 凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸

Stranger: 凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸

Stranger: 凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸

Stranger: 凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸

Stranger: 凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸

Stranger: fuck
You: Huh?
Stranger: get out
Stranger: get out
Stranger: 凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸凸

You: I see sharp objects next to the door
Stranger: you disable
You: why me?
Stranger: you
You: I hereby consider this a race
Stranger: becouse
You: I can hold on longer than you, jackass!
Stranger: male
Stranger: a
Stranger: please
You: Ah....
Stranger: get out
Stranger: me male
You: there's the magic word...
You: NO
Stranger: oh
Stranger: you gay
You: (is my magic response)
You: I gay?
Stranger: a me sad
You: a you sad?
Stranger: crying ㅜ
Stranger: ok
You: LOLWTFROFLBBQMAOTLDR, you got sad by me being male. I win!
Stranger: you gay ㅜ therefore sad
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you
Stranger: infancy
Stranger: kid
Stranger: 10years
You: your lack of grammer makes me sick, and I have a certian urge to cause you distress because of it...
Stranger: elemantary school go away
Stranger: me english master
Stranger: aa
Stranger: me asia number 1
You: I mean, sure everyone (me included) is allowed a slip now and then but your consistency with being an adept at enlish-language failure is almost amusing
Stranger: me penis too
You: ...and a litte scary
Stranger: hey
Stranger: your grammer
You: did you just call yourself a dickhead or something...
Stranger: so long
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where are you
Stranger: pk huh?
You: Just 1 more thing to say... Obvious troll is obvious
Stranger: you
Stranger: goblin
Stranger: same
Stranger: me
You: Is that what you kids call it nowdays?
Stranger: elf
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whay the fuck
Stranger: we
Stranger: sex?
Stranger: do you want sex?
Stranger: me sex experience 3000
You: A goblin and an elf... How very homoerotic. That was the sole reason you typed in this sites name, right? To experience some tainted, corrupt verision of what in asia would have passed for affection over the internet...
You: Well MY sexperience is OVER 9000
Stranger: hey you lier
You: ("What?!?!?!?! That can't be right")
Stranger: you no friend
You: Oh, I don't fancy elves and goblins homoerotic so you might as well carry on
Stranger: you always solo
Stranger: you always yourself :a ........a..................i want sex............"
Stranger: hey
You: I'm not your friend no! I soley wish to outwit you to get even more credibility on the forums for no-lifers due to me being mean to another asian guy looking for sex on the internet. Aren't you asians supposed to be smart by the way? you should realize that sex is not to be found on the internet...
Stranger: oh
Stranger: realize me
You: Actually, I'm a suburban juvenile looking for fresh prison-booty to ship off to my gang-president
You: Or am I indiana jones?
You: Should I realize you?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ㅠㅠ
Stranger: crying
Stranger: i so thanks to you
You: ...does not look anything near those signs you made
You: (the crying I mean)
Stranger: a
Stranger: TT
Stranger: look?
Stranger: hey
You: No sees... (I shouild stop speaking to you, Grammerflail taint may is be can begun)
Stranger: why?
You: Wait; was that lol-speak maybe?
Stranger: a i'm so
You: Or yoda-speak
Stranger: wait
Stranger: hey
Stranger: i/m
Stranger: silent
Stranger: hey
Stranger: lol want?
You: I want
You: Eco-driven economies
You: Utopia
Stranger: eco?
You: ...
You: Anon is only getting dumber by the day
Stranger: you how age?
Stranger: 20?
You: I age according to the gregorian calendar
Stranger: so?
You: not to the "20" system
Stranger: aa
Stranger: i think that you same me age
Stranger: me (x) my
Stranger: hey
Stranger: a what's up?
Stranger: 3 min , i wating for yout
You: I wait for you to leave (maybe in tears, or realizing you have AIDS (or your age or whatever)) because of the contest, remember?
Stranger: a.......
Stranger: hurt me
You: yesturday?
Stranger: i don't no
Stranger: i exit
Stranger: because
Stranger: now11:59
You: i win
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you win
You: you lose
You: THE GAME
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bless you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...My sexperience is OVER 9000
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Re: Omegle!

Postby lulzfish » Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:42 pm UTC

¡This cheese is currently unavailable!, I love getting made fun of in Engrish. It's like watching a little kid threaten to beat you up.
It's just so pathetic.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Hammer » Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:58 pm UTC

Just tried Omegle. Tried, like, 25 chats. Couldn't get anybody to do anything other than try to get me to turn on a webcam or do them over the intertubes. Very disappointing. Every chat started with "ASL?" After I while I just started answering with "Let's just assume that I'm 85 and male." Disconnect. Not really very much fun considering what a cool thing it could be.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Chfan » Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:06 pm UTC

That's weird, actually, as most of my conversations have just been boring. I'd keep trying, there are some interesting, intelligent people there, believe it or not.
Just FYI, the guy isn't avatar isn't me. But he seems pretty cool.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Vanguard » Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:57 pm UTC

Stranger: are chickens sexy?

First attempt.

Second attempt:

Stranger: MERRY ME

I mean, wut.

Several attempts later, I had a lengthly chat with someone from 4chan, they spammed an ASCII pedobear. I recognized it, so they didn't disconnect from me off the bat.
After the chat, I can honestly say my opinion of 4chan has raised a bit. This guy was a 19 year old NATIVE white african guy, going into engineering. It was badass. He wasn't using "u" for "you", it was great.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby lulzfish » Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:22 pm UTC

The thing is, I probably wouldn't want to talk to an 85 year old male.
I prefer to think as my Strangers as genderless AIs.

So I usually do one of the following:
1. Demand collateral:
Stranger: "ASL?"
You: "Yours first"
Stranger: "But I asked first"
You: "But I can go all day without knowing yours. It's not fair to tell you mine only."
Stranger: "Oh me yarm JUST TELL ME FFS"
You: "Yeah, have fun, douchebag. *disconnect*"

Stranger: "ASL?"
You: "Yours first"
Stranger: "Female, etc."
Then you have a conversation that is slightly awkward for whatever reason.

2. Serious Business:
Stranger: "ASL?"
You: "OH FOR SHIT'S SAKE, WHY THE HELL DO YOU CARE?"
You: "OMEGLE IS NOT GENDER OR AGE OR LOCATION SEPARATED. IF YOU REALLY GIVE A DAMN, GO SOMEWHERE THAT IS."
You: "GTFO. *disconnect*"

3. Take A Third Option:
Stranger: "ASL?"
You: "3/r/MIT"
You: "I'm an AI project, nice to meet you!"

4. Spanish Inquisition:
Stranger: "ASL?"
You: "Sorry, this is my last ASL and I'm saving it for later. Come back again tomorrow."


But, yes, you do spend around 10 minutes drudging through horny cybersexuals. If you're lucky, they'll be straightforward about it:
Stranger: "Male looking to cyber with female who has large bosoms and isn't offended by my clear douchebaggery"
You: "Thanks for being honest. *disconnect*"

If they aren't, yell at them.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Nith Azra » Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:12 pm UTC

Okay, I haven't been on Omegle for a while, I got supremely sick of 'asl?'

The first conversation I had, I was so surprised! Refreshing in the fact that it was purely anonymous, and they didn't run when I mentioned zombies, raptors OR necrophillia

Spoiler:
Stranger: hi
You: yo
You: how are we?
Stranger: great
Stranger: and u
You: tired, but happy
You: Do you have a zombie contingency plan?
Stranger: no
Stranger: why u think i should have one
You: Yep, Z-day is coming you know
Stranger: lol
Stranger: it's comming every day
You: It's also good to raptor-proof your home
Stranger: just like the end of the earth :p
You: yup yup :)
Stranger: haha if i die i die
Stranger: if i survive
Stranger: i survive
You: fair enough.
Stranger: don't care how:d
Stranger: but i wil survive
Stranger: even if it just for the great sex xD
You: Yep, great sex is good
You: and a worthy cause to live for
Stranger: indeed it is:p
Stranger: and when is this z day?
You: Well, We're not too sure.
Stranger: if u know u gotta tell me
You: I's kind of like knowing that a country will declare war on you
Stranger: i don't want them to interupt me while i have sex u know
You: Yeah, fair enough
You: And you'd want to get as much of that great sex before hand...
Stranger: yeah u got me
Stranger: it give me power to kick zombies but
You: Unless you're a necrophilliac...
Stranger: u know
You: then you'd be kinda hanging out for Z-day
Stranger: i love a living thing not a dead thing
You: That's slightly reassuring to hear
Stranger: besides a living thing do al the work
You: And make noises...
Stranger: and with the dead u go to do the work
You: It does pose seomwhat of a dilemma for necro's
You: having to do a whole lot of thrusting, and nothing in return...
Stranger: :p
You: As wonderful as this conversation has been, My body is lacking in carbohydrates and protein....
You: So I better go eat. :(
Stranger: k
Stranger: mine says sleeping
Stranger: i better sleep before the zombies come
Stranger: ciao
You: Fare thee well, good stranger :)
Stranger: u to bro or sis
Stranger: ciao
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Hammer » Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:57 pm UTC

I tried again. This time I got a nice young person in Turkey. Much more pleasant. :)
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Re: Omegle!

Postby i_ll_winn » Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:32 am UTC

Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: I"m not allowed to talk to strangers
Stranger: oh
You: but I'm a rebel
Stranger: ooooh
You: so I'm breaking that rule
Stranger: :D
Stranger: You want a hug?
You: hello stranger
You: yea!
You: *hug*
Stranger: *squeeze*
Stranger: :D
Stranger: NEVER TALK TO STRANGERS!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


That was fun!
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Re: Omegle!

Postby dalahäst » Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:05 am UTC

I just had an experiment in international cooperation.

I can read and write Korean, and I can pronounce things correctly, but I don't know what any of it means. So I turned on a channel that was showing Korean things, and connected to Omegle once Home Shopping Korea came on. I typed the things at the bottom of the screen, and this Korean person was kind enough to translate.

Spoiler:
You: Hey.
Stranger: china?
You: No.
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: korea
You: Yay!
You: I'm watching Korean TV right now.
You: I can read and write Korean, but I don't know what any of it means. =P
You: This show is called Home Shopping Korea.
Stranger: kkk
Stranger: Home Shopping
Stranger: what product?
You: At the bottom of the screen, it says 천연 에스트로젠 석류엑기스
You: What's that mean?
You: It's some kind of drink.
You: Oh, now it's the next product.
Stranger: a pomegranate.
Stranger: what?
You: 코멕스 겅화유리 밀폐용기
You: That's what it says now.
Stranger: an airtight box
You: It looks like it's a food container.
Stranger: yes
You: 420ml container for $4.69 it says.
You: 670ml for $5.49.
Stranger: cheat!
You: 920ml for $7.49.
Stranger: cheep!
You: It's cheap, yeah.
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i don't speak english
You: The boxes look nice. Too bad I have no clue what the presenter is saying.
You: I can read and write Korean, but I don't know what she's saying. There aren't subtitles for everything.
Stranger: buy it?
You: Haha, I'm 14. I have no credit card!
You: ㅋㅋㅋ
Stranger: 개새끼
Stranger: ㅡㅡ
Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Stranger: krean?
You: Nope, I'm not even Korean.
Stranger: sorry
You: I taught myself to read and write Korean from Wikipedia, mostly.
You: Wikipedia gives the pronunciation and everything.
Stranger: i know
Stranger: from?
You: US, about an hour away from LA.
You: 정라남도 먹거리 대전치!!
That's on the screen now.
You: I think it's a food.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: food party
You: Yeah, they're showing lots of different ones.
You: They sell a lot of food on this show.
Stranger: delicious food party
You: And, evidently, airtight containers you can put that food in. ^^
Stranger: yes
Stranger: every food in
You: Have you ever noticed, the presenters on Korean home shopping are extremely energetic?
You: They're really excited to be selling things. The American presenters don't sound that excited.
You: Ooh, selling a fan now.
Stranger: korea is very hot
You: 초강련 좌선용 리모콘 산풍기
You: It says that now.
Stranger: 초강력 좌석용 리모콘 선풍기
You: $39, and the presenter sounded like he just said "breeze"
You: Oh, yes, I made a typo.
You: ㄴ looks like ㄱ, so sometimes I type one instead of the other.
You: What did it say?
Stranger: a vowel
You: Oh, it's another product now.
Stranger: many product sell
You: 너노기솔 치위보감
You: That's the text now.
Stranger: at shopping mall
Stranger: 나노기술 치위보감?
Stranger: 치위보감?
Stranger: i don't know
You: It shows their address where you can go to their store in LA and buy the products.
You: 홈쇼핑 it says, "homsyoping". Home shopping.
Stranger: us product sell in korea sometimes
You: I feel smart when they use English words like that and I can read them. XD
You: Aww, it's over!
Stranger: see u
You: I want them to sell more things.
You: D:
Stranger: byebye
Stranger: sorry
You: Haha, thanks for translating.
Stranger: ㅜㅜ


By the way, ㅋ (the letter "kieuk") can be repeated ad infinitum to indicate laughter, in which case it's read "kekeke", just like "hahaha" for English speakers, or フフフ (fufufu) for Japanese. Sometimes, the entire syllable (케) is used, but most people write only the consonant for brevity.

@Jos:

The Japanese kanji (which is, of course, also a Chinese character) spammed at you is a character which means "convex".

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Teh Russians » Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:42 pm UTC

I had an interesting conversation with a German man.

Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Would you like some candy?
Stranger: bitte
You: I have some in my spaceship
You: but my spaceship....
You: is IN MY PANTS
Stranger: sehr gut
You: 0_0
Stranger: ich liebe schwanz
You: yes
Stranger: wo kommst du?
You: ?? ?????? ?????
You: ????? ??????
(These were cyrillic characters, I started typing in Russian. They became question marks when I copypasted the convo into notepad to save it. I don't even remember what I said)
Stranger: ruskie ruskie
Stranger: bad bad
You: nah were not so bad
Stranger: heh indeed
Stranger: you come from russia then?
You: oh yes
Stranger: i don't mind russia to be honest
Stranger: been to moscows
Stranger: moscow*
You: me2
You: I liked it there
Stranger: where in russia are you from?
Stranger: i'm from bielefeld in germany
You: did a sudy on urban transvestites in Europe when I was there
Stranger: oh right
Stranger: any good?
You: well we submitted it to the international conference on sexual deviance
You: but we only got an honorable mention
Stranger: lol
Stranger: which city had the highest amount of urban transvestites then?
You: in europe?
Stranger: yeah
You: actually....
Stranger: berlin?
You: bielefeld
Stranger: divvent talk wet
Stranger: a havent seen a tranny in arll my life here
You: well
You: they usually wear masks
Stranger: lol
You: so you cant see their fangs
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: where are you from in russia then?
You: Siberia
You: sector 34-kj
Stranger: yeah where?
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: big place siberia
Stranger: absolute shithole mind
You: well our sector is prettyt cozy
Stranger: yeah i can imagine the kgb have a pistol to your head at the mo whilst you say that
You: we only have 4 rechargable batteries
You: but we should be getting more in a month
You: we need them to power the nuclear power plant
Stranger: ohh right
Stranger: i'm eating sausage and drinking beer whilst slapping my thighs at the moment
You: if we have extras we can always exchange them for sexual favors from the locals
Stranger: a siberian local, do they not have some sort of ailment?
Stranger: e.g siberian cockrot?
You: err I would'nt know about that the males never leave the caves
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Vanguard » Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:31 pm UTC

I think I'm going to now start every chat with:

How much does a polar bear weigh?
[preferably "I don't know" here]
Enough to break the ice! How ya' doin?!
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Orca » Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:35 pm UTC

Gave it a try going in with the notion that I would disconnect from every conversation where it was obvious the person had no care of the English language, or of actual conversation. ('u' instead of 'you' bugs the hell out of me)
Total: 7
Disconnected: 7 :P
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Vanguard » Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:37 pm UTC

Orca wrote:Gave it a try going in with the notion that I would disconnect from every conversation where it was obvious the person had no care of the English language, or of actual conversation. ('u' instead of 'you' bugs the hell out of me)
Total: 7
Disconnected: 7 :P


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Re: Omegle!

Postby agnosticism » Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:38 pm UTC

anicechat.net is way better. tho the design is bad.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Vanguard » Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:15 pm UTC

*snicker* :

Spoiler:
You: Greetings.
Stranger: My mommy told me not to talk to strangers....
do you have candy?
You: I do, actually! *hands over a caramel apple with a noticeable razor lodged in it*
Stranger: YAY! Mommy told me to trust the strangers with candy! :D
*Devours it in seconds*
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Re: Omegle!

Postby lulzfish » Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:34 am UTC

This was pretty awesome, I wish it lasted longer.
Spoiler:
You: hi
Stranger: 3 months / clam, no gender / lower pacific ocean
You: holy shit
You: me too
Stranger: guess how many barnacles I have on my shell honey ; )
You: 4?
Stranger: no 34
You: damn..
Stranger: I swear to god they aren't implants
Stranger: dude you could fit your entire stamen into it
You: do you have a picture?
Stranger: hell yeah
Stranger: lemme get it
Stranger: brb
Stranger: tell me what you're doing right now honey
You: being a clam
Stranger: fuck yeah
Stranger: that totally gets me off
You: fuck yeah clams
Stranger: but I fucking hate dolphins
Stranger: they fucking want to be
Stranger: fish
Stranger: but they have to breathe
You: but they're mammals
Stranger: they need to grow some legs and get back on land where they belong
You: they're fucking posers
Stranger: exactly
You: But whales are sorta cool
You: Because they're really huge
Stranger: yea
You: Dolphins are just dicks
Stranger: but when you turn on Sea-NN all you hear about is their mating season
You: like who the fuck cares... that's why I read Internet news only
Stranger: http://www.barrierreefaustralia.com/IMA ... t-clam.jpg
You: oh god that's hot
Stranger: I bet
Stranger: you like that
Stranger: wanna hook up on webcam
You: I dunno, I don't really have webcam software
You: What do you use for that?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Chfan » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:31 am UTC

Dolphins are whales.
Just FYI, the guy isn't avatar isn't me. But he seems pretty cool.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby PatrickRsGhost » Sat Jun 20, 2009 9:06 pm UTC

Another fun one. I think this person's going to rethink their college path.

Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: good
You: you?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: how old are you?
You: my age is a prime number that is in the double-digit range
Stranger: ...
Stranger: I guess not
Stranger: i am 18
You: bah
You: you are not a prime numbers
You: primes are where it's at
You: primes can stand to be alone
You: they don't need anybody
Stranger: I didn't come to class.。。。。。
You: if you'd paid more attention in class you'd know what a prime number is
You: we are capable of holding our own
Stranger: What do you mean
You: you don't know what a prime number is?
You: nothing can split us primes apart
Stranger: 我3年没学数学了 我是学习艺术的
Stranger: I haven't learned maths for 3 years, I was studying art
You: you in college?
Stranger: yes
You: you're getting an art degree?
Stranger: Is 2 years
You: enjoy your job flipping hamburgers and be sure to memorize the phrase "you want fries with that?"


I know this one was looking for some cyber:

Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i am male
You: hi
You: so am I
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Another take on the a/s/l set:

Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: what did you call me?!
You: I did not come in here to be insulted
Stranger: asl means age / sex / location
You: if I wanted to be insulted I would have gone to 4chan
Stranger: 4chan for life :d
Stranger: :D


Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hiiiiiii
Stranger: asl
You: why do people come in here to insult me?
Stranger: y
You: all I want is a nice chat and people come in here and call me names


One of those kind that gets right to the point:

Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey! ur hot!! lets chit chat? msg me on my ya-h.oo id, LiaSexyLips. waiting for ya babe...xoxox
You: Yahoo is for sex-crazed retards
You: with only a fifth-grade education


And finally, two more "a/s/l"'s shot down:

Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi~!
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: that's it I quit
You: getting tired of being called names on this chat site
Stranger: .. ;
You: how would you like it if everybody you didn't know called you an asl?
You: only asls start conversations by calling others asls


Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: sorry, I'm not into anal
You have disconnected.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby OBrien » Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:02 pm UTC

My first Omegle. Nothing too entertaining, but I think it's pretty funny the way the conversation peters out after he realises I'm another man. It's not even as if I pretended to be a woman!
Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hola
Stranger: hello from germany
You: Hello from England
You: How're things over in Germany then?
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: I mean how are you?
Stranger: sorry
You: That's OK
Stranger: i am pretty good
Stranger: and you?
You: I'm good, but bored
You: Just downloading and installing drivers at the moment
Stranger: understand
Stranger: i am oliver
You: I'm Nicolas
You: So, is this the first time you've used Omegle?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i used it several times
You: It's my first time. Do you usually get interesting conversations or people like me who're on here because they're bored?
Stranger: 20% good
You: Fair enough. Sorry for being crap by the way.
Stranger: its ok
Stranger: but today i like to chat with women
You: Sorry to disappoint you. I'm a man.
You: I couldput a dress on for you, if you like?
You: * I could put
Stranger: sorry my english is not so good
Stranger: but ist should not be necessara
Stranger: necessary
You: OK then
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Edit: OK,this one made me titter:
Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: rawr
You: Hello there
You: How are you?
Stranger: oh just wonderful.
Stranger: u
You: Spiffing!
Stranger: Circumcisionz
You: This internet lark is a wonderful invention, don't you think?
Stranger: maybe.
You: Maybe? What do you mean by that good sir?
You: / Madam?
Stranger: cirrrrcumsiions
Stranger: thatz what i mean
Stranger: :D
You: Oh I see. Hve you recently been though one old chap?
Stranger: YES.
You: Ohh, sounds painful old bean!
Stranger: No. it was not. And i am not old nor a bean. Please rerain from your british sayings. Irish, Swedish. Whereever you are from.
You: I'm terribly sorry dear fellow.That habbits of a lifetime are hard to break, what?
You: And where would you be from, perchance?
Stranger: Canada.
Stranger: the land of the freee.
You: Ah, well many would say the town of Twee in Chapenshire is a free as the air is sweet
You: And Chapenshire is well renowned for having sweet air, I'll have you know
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

know, I'm terrible, but after "Please rerain from your british sayings. Irish, Swedish. Whereever you are from.", I couldn't help but wind him up.
Spelling and grammar can go screw themselves.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby AnnaArmour » Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:14 am UTC

Most recent conversation was more decent than I expected. I think I may have bored him/her to death, though.
Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello!
Stranger: hoy
You: what kind of person are you?
Stranger: the ones that can us a keyboard
You: hm, okay.
You: I am, as well.
Stranger: awesome
You: What else?
Stranger: what else what?
You: what other kinds of person are you, apart from those that can use a keyboard?
Stranger: thats a weird question
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i'm the type that is very detached
You: good answer!
You: kind of.
You: I
You: crap, sorry.
You: I'm quiet and smart.
You: and that, basically, is it.
Stranger: i can relate
You: good to hear.
You: how was your day?
Stranger: a blur
You: mine, as well.
You: didn't sleep last night, which may have had something to do with it.
Stranger: creepy
Stranger: i didn't either
You: creepy, indeed.
You: hm. what did you do instead of sleeping?
Stranger: well we have family over and my sister was moving out
Stranger: so i was helping out with that
You: really? all night?
You: that's very nice of you.
Stranger: no while i wasn't sleeping i was staring at bright screens
You: computer monitor?
Stranger: yeah that and i was playing some games
You: same here.
You: I suppose there isn't much else to do at that time.
Stranger: nope
Stranger: what games?
You: various apps on facebook.
You: word games. nothing interesting.
You: what types do you like?
Stranger: anything really
I'm pretty certain he/she keeled over at this point.


Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hello!
You: what kind of person are you?
Stranger: an awesome, kind and caring person
Stranger: you?
You: quiet and smart.
You: and that, basically, is it.
Stranger: cool
You: how was your day?
Stranger: long! but really fun, went swimming and canoeing at work
Stranger: yours?
You: not comparable to yours, I'm afraid.
Stranger: lol
You: didn't sleep last night, today was a little...
You: er, hazy.
Stranger: ohh, why didnt you sleep?
You: not sure!
Stranger: so how old are you?
You: very sorry, slight distraction.
You: I'm fifteen. you?
Stranger: 21..haha
You: slight difference. Is that alright with you?
Stranger: ya, its cool
You: perfect, then.
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
You: you?
Stranger: f..
You: are you going to disconnect me now?
Stranger: nope
You: that's typically how it goes.
Stranger: hah i know. i thought you were going to disconnect me
You: ha, no. not just yet.
Stranger: lol
You: people tend to give up on me before now, so I've nearly run out of interesting lines.
You: hm.
Stranger: aww haha. i usually disconnect on young people, but its only if they act stupid or seem immature
Stranger: but you seem cool
You: thank you very much.
You: I get that a lot, as well.
Stranger: :)
Stranger: where ya from
You: seem to be having better luck today, though.
You: I'm from maine, US. you?
Stranger: ontario, canada
You: very nice.
Stranger: so you done school for the summer?
You: yes, finally!
You: ...although I'm already sort of at a loss as to what I should do with the extra time.
Stranger: are you working at all?
You: I'm not.
Stranger: oh ok.. got big plans for the summer?
You: very much would like to, though.
You: I'm visiting the carolinas for a few weeks in the near future.
Stranger: ohh, cool
You: very much.
You: any plans for you?
Stranger: nah, not really. just working, hanging out with friends. might take some road trips
You: sounds....
You: interesting.
You: I'm sorry, I'm trying to avoid using the word "nice" yet again.
Stranger: haha its fine
You: what kind of work do you do?
Stranger: summer day camp, working with special needs children
You: that sounds fantastic!
You: again, with nice.
You: how did you find this site?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: a friend told me about it
Stranger: how did you?
You: a webcomic named xkcd. ever heard of it?
Stranger: nope
You: actually, you're probably getting bored of me at this point.
You: you've already surpassed my expectations. shall we go our seperate ways?
Stranger: haha im not bored, im just realy tired, but if you want to disconnect, i wont mind
You: alright, very nice meeting you.
Stranger: nice meeting you!
Stranger: take care
You: you, as well. bye, then.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


The majority of my conversations tend to be eerily similar.
Admittedly, it could have something to do with my repeating the same lines over and over. And over.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby sparks » Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:52 pm UTC

And now, why people who cannot truly type and who do not understand sarcasm should not be offering nude pictures to strangers:

Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: greetings
Stranger: wanna see hot picture of me? : )
Stranger: im female
You: are you going to ask me something about Michael Jackson?
Stranger: no..
You: not really.
You: unless you are a hot redhead. but redheads make up less than 25% of the population, so what are the odds.
Stranger: im hot brunette
You: where are you from anyway? your first language is definitely not English, is it?
Stranger: nope im from finland not very great english :S
You: oh, so you are European too. I went to Finland once.
Stranger: cool : )
You: I'm English, actually.
Stranger: okay.
You: now, why would I want to see a picture of you? How old are you? How do I know you are not a middle-aged man from North Dakota?
Stranger: uhm..i was just asking you can say no if you dont want and why from Dakota i think i can say what i want you can answer to question yes or no.
Stranger: and im 18yrs
You: The last question was a merely humorous remark which used a generalization. nevermind that.
Stranger: and rly..You were right i was kidding like with the others kkthxbye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Re: Omegle!

Postby sparks » Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:25 am UTC

Also (yes a new post because my previous one apparently reached the character limit):

Person not amused by my asl response:
Spoiler:
You: hello
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: asl?
You: 68/m/Oklahoma


Then this young nerd looking for cyber disbanded into the sunset.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby faye159 » Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:20 pm UTC

Spoiler:
You: hi
Stranger: Alice, can I talk to you for a second?
You: yeah sure
Stranger: Well... It's just....
Stranger: Man, I never knew saying this would be so hard.....
You: what?
Stranger: I.... I love you Alice.... I always have....
You: really?
You: since when?
Stranger: Well, I've been your neighbor since we were little... Heck... We played in my backyard all the time when we were kids...
You: but you always bullied me....
You: and laughed at me....
Stranger: I was young Alice.... I grew up... Left that little kid behind...
You: and then you always ignored me in school....
Stranger: Well... I've always... been afraid of talking to you... After I was so mean to you....
You: but someone told me you were the one who started that awful rumor about me....
Stranger: I never did that..... -Nervous scratch.- I admire you too much....
You: really? i hated you when i heard about it....
You: it was Amanda who told me.
Stranger: Amanda... I barely know here... Why would she tell you something like that?
You: she said you were always making faces behind me...
You: and laughing with the other guys whenever you see me...
Stranger: If... If you don't return my feelings... I understand....
Stranger: -Places hands into his pockets.-
You: I.......
You: Well.....
You: *blush*
Stranger: -Looks down.- After all the pain I've probably caused you... It's understandable....
You: I never really believed Amanda.....
You: But.....
Stranger: -Looking up with a newfound sense of hope, he could only grin.- S......So...... What does that mean?
You: well......
You: we can..... *blush*
You: we can probably give it a shot.....
You: *shy smile*
Stranger: -Suddenly, it felt as though a giant weight had been lifted off his shoulders.- T....That'd be nice....
You: *shifts feet*
You: so....
You: what now?
Stranger: -Leaning forward, hoping his chance had not passed by, his lips contacted hers. Pressing against them with the feeling of electricity passing through his body.-
You: -stunned-
You: -and then slowly opened her mouth-
You: -but then bad breath came out of HIS mouth-
Stranger: -Pulling away he felt a wave of happiness wash over him. He had done it.- A...Alice.... I really do love you...
You: *smiles*
You: I like you a lot too....
Stranger: -Claps.- Well thanks for playing along with my little scene.
You: yeah
You: good one

we moved to introductions and another roleplay...

Spoiler:
Stranger: hi
You: ho
You: asl
Stranger: why do u ask that
Stranger: im not anal sex lover
Stranger: u?
Stranger: u asl?
You: why do u ask that?
Stranger: well u ask me first
Stranger: and now i ask u
Stranger: :)
You: but u don't answer me
Stranger: i answer u
Stranger: im NOT anal sex lover
Stranger: :)
Stranger: u anal sex lover?
You: i answer u too
You: NO
Stranger: ok
Stranger: now asl
Stranger: ?
You: 17
You: f
Stranger: ye right :D
Stranger: im santa :D
Stranger: u fucking gay
Stranger: dude go out :)
You: no i'm not
Stranger: prove me
You: how?
Stranger: send me ur pic?
You: haha
Stranger: ?
You: no way
Stranger: ye u fucking gay
Stranger: :)
You: fine
You: i'm fucking gay
Stranger: i know that
You: you fucking gay too
Stranger: ok :)
Stranger: how big is ur cock dude?
You: 12"
Stranger: small
Stranger: :D
You: how big is yours?
Stranger: 18
You: haha
You: don't believe you
Stranger: i dont care
You: are u really a dude?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: u?
You: non-dude
Stranger: and what?
You: non-gay


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Stranger: legend lives on.


Spoiler:
You: hi
Stranger: boy or girl?
You: girl
Stranger: so you have a vagina?
You: duh
Stranger: do you get it wet?
Stranger: wwait how old are you?
You: 17
Stranger: ok do you get it wet?
You: in the shower
Stranger: how often?
You: like everyday
Stranger: WTF PERVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: -.-
You: you;re the perv
Stranger: be my bitch?
You: no way
Stranger: :(
You: find a gay guy
Stranger: ..but i found you..
You: yeah
Stranger: so why would i look for a gay guy...you are here..aren't you?
You: yeah, i'm behind you
Stranger: ..so what..i'll turn and fuck you
You: nope
You: i'm a guy



some dude taught me how to finger myself.... i just played along....

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Mighty Jalapeno » Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:45 pm UTC

~20 conversations so far. Not a single one has been with a person who wasn't fucking retarded quite unfathomably rude.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Chfan » Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:38 pm UTC

Weird. When trying to troll annoying, creepy people I always end up with the polite, interesting ones. That's annoying.
Just FYI, the guy isn't avatar isn't me. But he seems pretty cool.


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