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Omegle!

Postby Chfan » Sun Apr 05, 2009 12:41 pm UTC

http://omegle.com/ is a fun, addictive little website that Randall has recently blogged about, which pairs you up in a chat with a random stranger. I've had some interesting, some not-so-interesting, and some creepy conversations so far. Has anyone else tried it yet?
Just FYI, the guy isn't avatar isn't me. But he seems pretty cool.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby suffer-cait » Sun Apr 05, 2009 12:54 pm UTC

yeah, i think i just had 5 or so convos that didn't make it past a minute due to the people making me want to punch them.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby tommclaughlan » Sun Apr 05, 2009 2:50 pm UTC

I was chatting for a while to a software engineer, who wasn't from the forums, but does know xkcd. Although they found out about Omegle completely independently.

Another conversation involved me being greeted with 'you better not be boring, everyone else on here is boring', then having them disconnect soon after. I think that means I'm boring too :(
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Dobblesworth » Sun Apr 05, 2009 2:59 pm UTC

I got linked to it in an IRC channel a few days before Randall did his xkcd blag plug for it. It's a great service I must admit. So far I've had two interesting chats with a Brazilian student interested in 4chan and 'lolita', and then some network engineer chap in Connecticut (that's how I spell it right?), whom I spent a good deal of time with lamenting the various quintiliions being offloaded by governments to AIG, Northern Rock, RBS etc. It does sadden you a bit that you think "hey he's a nice guy, but I don't know his age or other contact details, and might want to continue the chat later", but it is a great concept.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby dizturbd » Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:18 pm UTC

The first time I went on it, the first word said to me was 'cyber?', so I don't like it.
Suppose it'll be a good thing for when I'm horribly bored, but until then I'm staying away.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby 3fj » Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:21 pm UTC

This is a pretty huge /b/ troll hangout. Enjoy!
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Dimetrodon » Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:33 pm UTC

I'm a little dissapointed that there aren't more crazy people there... It's like I have a free pass to be weird in return. But I also love meeting really cool people via the intertubes. The longest conversation I had was with a student from Tuscon. Cool stuff.

Tomfoolery:
Spoiler:
You: HOLA
Stranger: helo
You: BIENVENIDOS
You: COMO ESTAS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: moose
You: elk
Stranger: deer
You: auroch
Stranger: what?!
You: A big extinct type of cow, you can look it up.
Stranger: no thanks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hi
You: Hello.
Stranger: A/S/L?
You: 15/&/New York
You: U?
Stranger: 17/m/virginia
Stranger: what is & lol
You: hawtt
You: i'm a bivalve
Stranger: what is a bivalve?
You: i'm a south african river snail
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(Note: None of what I have said here is true.)

Stranger: vegata what does the scouter say about his power level?!?!?!
You: IT'S OVER 9000
You: Was I right?
Stranger: you sir, whin all the internets
You: Honestly? That was it?
You: I am so badass
Stranger: i have been doing this for like 15 minutes and everyone was like, what?
You: That's awesome.
Stranger: pretty much
Stranger: pigs on my dick!
You: what
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: I'm afraid of trees
You: Just go climb up one of those leafy bastards.
You: It'll help.
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: brb
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Bobber » Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:45 pm UTC

I have had a plethora of interesting conversations, a few examples being how to best describe the geneaology of unicorns and pegasi and how to sell a book written about their offspring, how to make the best ice tea, the best location/car combination and recently a discussion with a barely literate Russian about the hole blown in a Lenin statue in Petrograd a few days ago.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Dingbats » Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:53 pm UTC

What's the deal with all the Brazilians? Some don't even speak English.

But it's a great idea. I got a long discussion going with a Dutch girl, which unfortunately ended when her connection broke. I also talked to a German guy who said God was bisexual, because otherwise he couldn't love everyone.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Subliminity » Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:17 pm UTC

This is awesome! I met a guy from Jyväskylä, Finland who plays CoD...very interesting concept.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Xeio » Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:10 am UTC

I get bored. :D
Spoiler:
You: Hrmmm, all I need is some golf paint...
You: or gold, gold would probably be better
Stranger: yeh i guess
Stranger: i dont like the color golf
Stranger: it doesnt match my eyes
You: I think it's trying too hard to be different from the other colors
Stranger: yeh i hate that
Stranger: maybe its scared
Stranger: that it wont be accepted in its true form
Stranger: so it just says
Stranger: yo dawg
Stranger: look at me
Stranger: im golf
You: Well, maybe it doesn't like to fall into line
Stranger: i crack myself up, im so sad
You: it thinks it will be forgotten if it's too boring
You: Maybe we should give it a city in a pokemon game
Stranger: golfenrood city

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Subliminity » Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:11 am UTC

Xeio wrote:I get bored. :D
Spoiler:
You: Hrmmm, all I need is some golf paint...
You: or gold, gold would probably be better
Stranger: yeh i guess
Stranger: i dont like the color golf
Stranger: it doesnt match my eyes
You: I think it's trying too hard to be different from the other colors
Stranger: yeh i hate that
Stranger: maybe its scared
Stranger: that it wont be accepted in its true form
Stranger: so it just says
Stranger: yo dawg
Stranger: look at me
Stranger: im golf
You: Well, maybe it doesn't like to fall into line
Stranger: i crack myself up, im so sad
You: it thinks it will be forgotten if it's too boring
You: Maybe we should give it a city in a pokemon game
Stranger: golfenrood city


...How do you carry on a conversation like that? xD

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Re: Omegle!

Postby benjhuey » Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:18 am UTC

My first attempt:
Stranger: please be a hot teenage girl
You: ooooooo, sorry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Then, the novelty of the service suddenly died.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Gordon » Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:20 am UTC

Because you didn't live up to their expectations, or because they beat you to the punch.
Meaux_Pas wrote:
RealGrouchy wrote:I still remember the time when Gordon left. I still wake up in the middle of the night crying and screaming his name.
I do that too, but for an entirely different reason.
RealGrouchy wrote:
Gordon wrote:How long have I been asleep?!
Our daughter is in high school now.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby benjhuey » Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:24 am UTC

Well, if he would have stated he didn't have a problem with hot, twenty-year-old girls, then maybe we could have gotten somewhere.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Gordon » Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:27 am UTC

Hi, my name's Gordon. I like driving to get lost and hiking.
Meaux_Pas wrote:
RealGrouchy wrote:I still remember the time when Gordon left. I still wake up in the middle of the night crying and screaming his name.
I do that too, but for an entirely different reason.
RealGrouchy wrote:
Gordon wrote:How long have I been asleep?!
Our daughter is in high school now.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Subliminity » Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:29 am UTC

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ARE YOU READY TO MINGLE
You: FUCK YES
You: R U?!?!
Stranger: o god are you horny or something
You: are you?
Stranger: only if you are
Stranger: (;
Stranger:are you brazillian?
You have disconnected.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Gordon » Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:30 am UTC

The most disturbing part of that exchange is that they did the wink smiley backwards.
Meaux_Pas wrote:
RealGrouchy wrote:I still remember the time when Gordon left. I still wake up in the middle of the night crying and screaming his name.
I do that too, but for an entirely different reason.
RealGrouchy wrote:
Gordon wrote:How long have I been asleep?!
Our daughter is in high school now.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Xeio » Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:53 am UTC

This is fun, it takes like 5-6 tries to get someone actually interested in talking, and not just "ASL?".
Spoiler:
Stranger: There once was a penguin and a rynosaurous that were stuck on a floating ice block... the penguin jumped off a swam to shore.. the rynosarous died... moral of the story? be a penguin if you get the chance!
You: No there wasn't
Stranger: yes there was
You: Nuh uh
Stranger: yuh huh
You: Your logic is infallible, I concede
Stranger: the rhino died of cancer
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: i respect you
Spoiler:
You: You have 5 minutes, they are coming, get out while you can.
You have disconnected.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Lithium33 » Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:09 am UTC

I am (supposedly) talking to a 20 year old Brazillian chick so, yeah, woo.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Maseiken » Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:11 am UTC

This is Bizarre, but kinda fun. I keep getting DC'd though, am I a boring/irritating person?
"GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWR!!!!"
(Translation: "Objection!")

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Re: Omegle!

Postby LL Cool J » Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:27 am UTC

Stranger: Hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Good start, I can only go upwards from there.

Edit:
Stranger: jessica?
You: Mum?!
Stranger: what are you doing here!
Stranger: go back to your books!
You: Mummmmmy I'm sorry!
Stranger: I told you many times.... internet is for nerds with an empty life.
You: Please don't say mean things.
You: I might cry.
Stranger: ok, go to sleep.
Stranger: bye.
You: But I don't wanna!
You: Wait, how'd you know my name? :o
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Subliminity » Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:43 am UTC

I met a 13 year old Brazillian girl. Woot?

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Maseiken » Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:45 am UTC

__jess wrote:
Stranger: Hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Good start, I can only go upwards from there.\

Edit:
Stranger: jessica?
You: Mum?!
Stranger: what are you doing here!
Stranger: go back to your books!
You: Mummmmmy I'm sorry!
Stranger: I told you many times.... internet is for nerds with an empty life.
You: Please don't say mean things.
You: I might cry.
Stranger: ok, go to sleep.
Stranger: bye.
You: But I don't wanna!
You: Wait, how'd you know my name? :o

Spooky.

hey, what does it mean when your connection implodes? I've seen that terminology before and I consider it to be Awesome.

Spoiler:
You: I'm trying out alternative spellings for 'Hello" while I'm on here
You: Last conversation it was 'hallo"
You: Next I'll try "Hullo" Although it's a bit Deviant
Stranger: Lol. Did they disconnect you?
You: nah, we had a nice conversation about some kind of red mark on their thigh
Stranger: o. i wudve been like, ummm,ok....disconnect. lol. sry
You: mm
You: I'm willing to accept a little weirdness though
You: My first convo was withsomeone speaking Spanish so...
Stranger: ok. so wat do u want to talk about.
You: Ummmmm
You: I have no idea
Stranger: i dont have a red mark on my htigh so thats out.
Stranger: thigh**
You: The Mathmatics of Quantum Neutrino Fields?
You: The Weather?
You: Bill O'Reilly?
Stranger: Who?

You: 8|
Stranger: sry. im clueless.
You: Bill O'Reilly, American Right Wing Talk Show guy
Stranger: Doesnt ring any bells.
You: No, fair enough, it's just, he irritates me so much I can't imagine someone not knowing of him
You: He's basically an expert at blaming the victim
Stranger: Well i tend to stay away from irrating ppl.
You: Fair enough
Stranger: so. um. Im gessin ur a guy?

You: Indeed!
You: Good Guess
Stranger: lol. ok. well im not. =]
You: I did not know that
You: but now I do!
Stranger: Lol. ges so.
You: I feel like we've both learned, just a little bit, about the world at large from this conversation
Stranger: i no rite?
You: You learned that there's a Right Wing Talk Show guy called Bill O'Reilly...
Stranger: idk about u, but
Stranger: its changed my life
You: Me too
You: Totally
You: When I'm on my Deathbed
You: This will be one of the times I recall with fondness\
Stranger: Yay. Im Lakyn, btw.
You: and I'll say "Turned out... She wasn't a guy..."
You: Hello Lakyn, I'm ****
Stranger: How old r u, ****?
Stranger: nice name =]]
You: 18, Lakyn
You: Thank you, lakyn is nice too, where's it from?
Stranger: Beats me. Ask my mom.
You: :P
You: I may just do that.... somehow...
Stranger: so. where are you from?

You: Although... that would be quite creepy...
You: Australia, you?
Stranger: Lol. Stay away from my mother. she's taken.
Stranger: U.S
You: Duly Noted
You: Twice
Stranger: U think?

You: Um... I DO think..
You: Anything I should be thinking about in particular?
Stranger: Thats a good thing/
You: I think it is
You: There I go again!
Stranger: Um.
You: Always Thinking...
Stranger: Nothing i know of.
Stranger: that makes one of us.
You: The environment I suppose...
Stranger: ooo.
You: But I don't like thinking about the environment
Stranger: u believe in global warming?

You: hmmm
Stranger: ???
You: Kinda
Stranger: cool.
You: I like thinking about big issues like the environment and Religion and Politics
You: but actually making up my mind about it?
You: I'd really rather not
Stranger: Wat about religion do u think about?

You: I think it's a tool humanity can use to motivate itself
You: either for good...
You: *Dramatic pause*
You: Or for Evil...
Stranger: Lol. Liking the dramatics. Very impressive.
You: As to whether God exists or not, that's kinda up to him
You: Or her, i suppose
You: It
You: you?
You: Wait, that kinda makes it look like I'm asking you if you're god
Stranger: Wat do i think about religion??

You: yes
Stranger: I have different views o it.
You: Fair enough
Stranger: sum good,
You: I think that's really the only sensible response you could have\
Stranger: dramatic pause....
Stranger: sum bad
You: ooh
You: GASP
Stranger: Ges so.
You: If only we could make a religion called "Good-ism"
You: Which is nice, since it kinda sounds like Buddhism
You: So It kinda works on the theme...
You: the theme of...
You: something.
Connection imploded.
"GRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWR!!!!"
(Translation: "Objection!")

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Chuff » Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:03 am UTC

I feel bad, because I totally drew this guy into my persona.

Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sup
You: Hi!
You: Is a rose still a rose by any other name?
Stranger: its is but only by the other name
Stranger: I'm bored
You: This conversation is fleeting human contact. Both of us lost, but for a moment, we're lost together. I wonder who you are.
Stranger: only time will tell, will it tell me who you are
You: Do you realize that the moment one of us presses the little disconnect button beside the chat box, we may never speak agin?
You: That is kind of profound, don't you think?
Stranger: it is
You: Andddd.... It slides in, slides out, slides in, slides out
Stranger: and what would "it" be to you
You: The thread of conversation between two lost souls across the victorious medium of the internet.
You: If you could know the truth, would you take the chance?
Stranger: that as well is true, but can at least be change by the moment of which one of us any other information of contact to the other.
Stranger: I would take the chance
You: I offer not that chance, but the hope that it may exist in this world
You: Any information to accompany the name stranger would not only nullify the entire purpose of this surface, but also destroy the validity of our conversation up to this point.
You: What thought does the word felicity initially bring to your mind?
Stranger: but in the end the validity of this conversation based up the concept of both of us wanting to hold a conversation. Not neccessarily that fact that makes it random withing the universe of data bits
Stranger: A bad show on the WB
Stranger: also a womans name that would bring a smile to ones face
You: But why utilize such a bare bone application if not to connect to a random stranger in a brief conversation, with no restraints and no consequences, only what knowledge you have of mankind and yourself?
You: A true smile is what felicity should bring.
Stranger: to get to know someone without the strings of personal knowledge restraing us, but with also the ability to make good friends along the way.
You: Would a man who can not speak in simple words, who brings philosophy into every conversation, and who can not help but to question the integrity of those with whom they commune truly be considered a good friend?
Stranger: only if he would bring himself to accept a true friendship from a total stranger.
You: What defines a friendship? I feel compelled to ask such a question.
Stranger: depends on what you feel a friend should be. It could be as simple as someone to hold conversations with, or as complicated as someone that can stand by through thick or thin of daily life willing to help through toubled times.
You: If the former is the case, then could I not define the "stranger" tag as a friend in and of itself? Are we not, now, experiencing conversation on a personal scale that many a friendship can not even produce?
Stranger: you can, and we are.
You: If I told you I was in grave danger, left a set of coordinates, and disconnected suddenly, would you dismiss it all as a prank or would you realize the connection between us and come?
Stranger: I really dont know to be completely honest.
Stranger: Possibly depending on where they brought me, and why you thought you were in grave danger
You: Fortunately such an occurrence is unlikely, but the knowledge that I may have support in the face of the world is comforting to the ears of even myself.
Stranger: Thats what makes this world great.
Stranger: there is a random occurance chance for everything.
You: Indeed it is, indeed it is. Mankind can be a crueler, more unfeeling creature than even the precious global network we use to communicate regularly, but it can also be the most incredible, loving, warm mother to ever conceived.
Stranger: agreed
You: If find myself at a loss as to how that error got through my mental wall of language and philosophy, the wall I use to protect myself. I just hope you understood what I meant when I said "to ever conceived." The thought in my head said "to ever be conceived." I apologize for the mistake.
Stranger: that I understood
You: I am grateful. To address the more important topic of our discourse, it is certainly indubitable that uncertainty surrounds us. Even when we believe we are in complete dominance over our surroundings, or that we have reached an unsurmountable barrier to our succession, a hypothetical giraffe may always come crashing through the window.
You: I am glad that you were able to glean such an important part of my philosophy from me. The hypothetical giraffe governs my life, and I am glad that I am able to share that belief with another soul in this grand plane of existence.
Stranger: Unfortunately were never in complete dominance of our surroundings
Stranger: but it is to great to also learn a new perspective even if its not one you fully understand or believe.
You: And that is good. The lack of consummate success for human beings is what allows us to strive to be better. With nothing to gain there is no reason to continue reaching.
You: This brings about a powerful paradox, however, as the lack of something to work towards is something to work towards in and of itself; that is why we can never reach that point.
You: This conversation has brought me to a new realization, and I must pursue it. I feel like I would lose something in disconnecting from my contact with you, however.
Stranger: Even if we reach a state of perfection where we no longer need to work towards something. We would still need to work to maintain that state of being, even if it brings of nowhere ahead of what we are. There is always backwards, and allowing ourselfs to go in that direction would undue what has already been worked so hard to gain.
You: You bring up a good point, but would a true state of nirvana not be accompanied by the inability to fall back into mortality?
Stranger: Disconnecting with me will only allow you the random occurance of once again making undetermined contact within the universe of data to which your wonderful learning experience of life may continue. Alas I can only provide the extent of my knowledge to you in which is only but a small fraction of the pool of knowledge out there. This disconnection should not be considered a lose but an opertunity. And that a good friend was made today and if we were to meet again that we may smile upon this day.
Stranger: a true state of nirvana is still a fragile state of being in which one small random occurance can undo.
Stranger: To say that something anything is absolute would only be a lie
You: I suppose you are correct. I am glad that we were able to make this connection, and I hope that one day I may experience one like it. I disagree on the definition of perfection and what it truly means, but I believe I can walk away from this conversation with the knowledge that something good came of it. Thank you. You made me smile today.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby LL Cool J » Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:03 am UTC

They also asplode:

You: Hi.
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
You: rickroll?
Stranger: No. CHOCOLATE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!!
Connection asploded.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Schmut » Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:26 am UTC

Stranger: Hey
You: Hello
You: Do you realise who this is?
You: I hope this is the right conversation... I remember what you say next, so say it!
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Yes!
You: Hi Me. It's you, from the future!
You: I built a time machine, then replicated the parts you'd need to build one.
You: I need you to do exactly the same so that this can happen.
You: I can't meet you in person, because of time-space paradox.
Stranger: style marty mcfly?!
You: But do go to the payphone at the top of the street at midnight.
Stranger: hahahaahahaha
You: The parts for the time machine will be waiting there.
You: Dammit, kid, pay attention!
You: You need to take the parts to a Dr Frumpkin. He has a machine that will replicate each of the parts.
You: You then use the replicated parts to build your time machine and return the original pieces to the phone box, on this very day, at midnight.
Stranger: are you crazy?!
You: Of course, you must have this conversation with yourself first.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I don't think he bought it. However, I'd like to point out that my theory for inventing the time-machine is flawless and I'm disappointed in my future self for not having returned from the future with the parts and instructions I'll need to create it.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Magic Smoothie » Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:30 am UTC

You: Hello there!
Stranger: hello..
Stranger: =D
You: I accidentally your internet up my ass
Stranger: LOOL
You: Hehehe
Stranger: damn, i just talk with crazy guyz here
You: Would you like an intelligent discourse on the flaws of the American education system?
Stranger: i'm not american.
You: Ah, then where are you from?
Stranger: From moon of Jupiter
You: Really? That must be cold/
You: And dark. And barren.
Stranger: yes! but i love it!
You: Hmm. Odd, that your messages don't take three hours to get here
Stranger: 12 GB internet.
You: Still, you would think the speed of light would be a bit of a limitation.
Stranger: i can get your spaceship and come here?

Hmm.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Subliminity » Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:30 am UTC

Warning, mature content: (I played along)
Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: is your nipples real brown?
You: no, they pink.
You: is ur nuts blue?
Stranger: fuck yeah
Stranger: blue bayouuuuuuuuu
You: rollin
You: rollin
You: rollin ON THE RIVER
Stranger: how much does the hollow cost ?
You: 100000 jews and 20 sense?
Stranger: bahahahahahahhahhahaahahhahahahaaaaaa
You: is ur mom hot?
Stranger: fuck yeah
Stranger: MILF
You: awesome
Stranger: yeah
You: wheres the fucking balls?
Stranger: in my butt hole
You: WHERE?!
You: oh
You: makes sense
Stranger: poop in your mouth bitch
You have been disconnected.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby PhatPhungus » Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:30 am UTC

It seems there is an overabundance of Brazilian girls on this website.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby benjhuey » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:18 am UTC

I am all the Brazilian girls, by the way.
多么现在棕色母牛?

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Re: Omegle!

Postby talha » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:21 am UTC

the longest conversation i had with someone sensible

and yea there sure are a lot of people from brazil,poland and finland here

warning: long possibly boring convo spoiler'd

Spoiler:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: boo!
You: booyah
Stranger: teehee
Stranger: how are you?
You: i'm ok
You: what about you
Stranger: i am very well
Stranger: this is an awful funny site
Stranger: how'd you find it?
You: xkcd
You: u?
Stranger: really????
You: yea
Stranger: i love xkcd!
Stranger: *high five*
Stranger: my friend sent me a link
Stranger: not as exciting
Stranger: i know
You: yea the novelty wears off pretty soon
Stranger: im sure it does
You: i'd say right after your second a/s/l
Stranger: but i am easily amused by these things
Stranger: haha
Stranger: are you telling me you don't LOVE talking to random strangers you most likely have nothing in common with?
You: nah...i like talking to strangers....i LOVE talking to them
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i am far too boring a person to be allowed around strangers
You: oh how so?
Stranger: i have a very small circle of knowledge that, upon hearing about for five minutes, is exposed for its inadequacies
Stranger: but alas
Stranger: :P
You: and what subjects does that circle comprise of?
Stranger: the most obscure things that no one could find interesting-- perhaps a dash of computer programming, knitting, ancient french texts, etc
You: wow thats interesting....knitting...btw u on the xkcd forums by any chance?
Stranger: no, not at the moment
Stranger: why?
You: theres a lot of knitters out there :P
Stranger: that's odd
Stranger: i bet they're all canadians too
You: maybe
You: so...what occupies your day?
Stranger: well, not very much as i have come across doing this
Stranger: and you?
You: well studying is supposed to be up there at no.1 but...its somewhere down...its pretty much everything else
Stranger: haha
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i for one am fond of ridding the guilt by never putting it on the list to begin with
You: aah lists are notorious for making you to feel guilty for the smallest deviance from them
Stranger: what do you have to study for?
Stranger: indeed
You: well i'm majoring in english lit...that + a couple of subsidiary subjects like sociology and pol science....
Stranger: im jealous
You: heh
Stranger: lol
Stranger: the grass is always greener, eh?
You: exactly
You: damn this is the point where i run out of things to say to people and they disconnect :P
Stranger: haha
Stranger: im sorry
Stranger: like i said before, small realm of things to talk about :P
Stranger: although admittedly, i do believe i lasted more than five minutes
You: lol...i dunnno....even with the anonymity...yea more than that
Stranger: lucky for me, i get to walk to the art museum in the snow tomorrow, which i am especially excited for
You: aww nice
You: snow+ art museum....never seen any of the two before
Stranger: ???
Stranger: really?
Stranger: i used to think art museums were boring
Stranger: but
Stranger: now i am dragging everyone i know to come with and see
Stranger: any particular kind of art you are fond of?
You: well i'd be lying if i bragged about so and so form and artist...but i guess abstract and painting that use calligraphic paterns are nice
You: paintings*
Stranger: ah yes
Stranger: i wasn't much into abstract art until i started to hear the stories behind some of the work
Stranger: its nice to be able to see inside an artist's mind, especially if it isn't perfect, if its broken and disjointed, like real human thoughts
Stranger: *thought
You: and thats the beauty of it....not according to norms or predefined templates....just whatever strikes the artist
Stranger: yes
You: well you mentioned snow...so my guess would be you're some place in europe
Stranger: north america actually
You: that was a close second
Stranger: lol
Stranger: well, i don't live with polar bears, so... :P
Stranger: and you, where is this mythical place of no snow to toussle the streets?
You: its called India...the land of outsourced jobs lotsa people
You: and*
Stranger: sounds magical
Stranger: although i have been rather partial to seasons
Stranger: i just think that it's wrong in April
Stranger: what's the weather like over there?
You: its summer
Stranger: that's nice
Stranger: i always loved summer
You: hmm
Stranger: oh?
You: oh?
Stranger: you said hmm
Stranger: i thought you had something more to add
Stranger: sorry
You: lol
You: so north korea claims they were succesful
Stranger: oh great
Stranger: well hopefully it continues working
Stranger: no major malfunctions or the like
You: and apparently they went through all that trouble so that they could broadcast communist songs into space.....seems like a fair bargain risking your country for a floating jukebox
Stranger: haha
Stranger: why of course!
You: oh you happened to watch the NATO anniversary thing by any chnce
You: chance*
Stranger: unfortunately, no
You: it ws funny....
Stranger: in matters of television, hannah montana comes before news any day
Stranger: such is the curse of little brothers
You: oh
You: for some reason i can't stand her
You: she's annoying
Stranger: very
You: what was the last movie you watched?
Stranger: um.....
Stranger: i have no idea
Stranger: not much of a movie watcher
Stranger: and you?
You: oh ok....i watched 1 called eastern promises
Stranger: what's that about?
You: umm...its about the russian underworld
Stranger: huh
Stranger: that sounds really interesting
You: heh
Stranger: is it new or older?
You: 2007 i think...yea that sit
You: thats it*
Stranger: ah, so pretty recent
Stranger: what'd you think of it?
You: it was fun...actually came to know about it after watching a documentary on russian tattoos and their significance in crime so the whole thing got me interested
You: so..what else...what do you do for fun
Stranger: back, sorry
Stranger: i read the reviews for the movie
You: oh
Stranger: now i want to watch it :P
You: heh
Stranger: sorry, i gotta go
You: yea sure
Stranger: nice talking to you!
You: likewise
You: bbye
Stranger: bye
Spoiler:
English Lit.
- Everything always means something else in literature
- Probably it's sex
- Alternatively, it's a Shakespeare reference
- Which is mostly about sex

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Re: Omegle!

Postby thesuperjman » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:23 am UTC

heres two of mine:
Stranger: hello
You: hey hey hey
Stranger: what is happening?
You: a lot
Stranger: cool
Stranger: like what
You: like the world spinning
You: or wind blowing against my window
Stranger: or you typing furiously
Stranger: where are you
You: train
Stranger: you sound like a peotic teenager
You: you sound like a beach ball
Stranger: on a train?
Stranger: how did you know
Stranger: howold are you
You: ive been 17 for a while...
Stranger: but not peotic
Stranger: i am 23
You: i have 23
Stranger: where are you going
You: train station
Stranger: some where cool maybe said the beach ball
Stranger: so why are you on here if you are just going to be an asshole?
You: thats ridiculous
You: i have one
(he disconnected here)

and the other: Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 911 whats your emergency
You: the roof
Stranger: what is the matter with your roof sir
You: the roof
You: the roof is on fire
Stranger: sir you don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
Stranger: Burn motherfucker Burn
Stranger: We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
Stranger: 911 Whats your emergency
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby sje46 » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:32 am UTC

Talked to one person, Brazilian, age 16, girl. Now I have her MSN.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Subliminity » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:36 am UTC

I got 2 pretty Brazillian girls' MSNs, and they're 13 and 14. :)

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Re: Omegle!

Postby elminster » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:46 am UTC

..."In other news today, 32 people have been taken into custody on charges of soliciting minors. Police have been using a new internet initiative in conjunction with several sting operations recently."

Someone do a chat talking in third person. Dramatic novel style.
I can't think of anything to write at the moment.
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Re: Omegle!

Postby Gordon » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:51 am UTC

You: a/s/l

Them: ANY combination of <20/f/anywhere

You: What's your name....

Them: Any name

You: Don't tell your mother (then disconnect)
Meaux_Pas wrote:
RealGrouchy wrote:I still remember the time when Gordon left. I still wake up in the middle of the night crying and screaming his name.
I do that too, but for an entirely different reason.
RealGrouchy wrote:
Gordon wrote:How long have I been asleep?!
Our daughter is in high school now.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby The Mighty Thesaurus » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:52 am UTC

I think you found luketheduke!
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Re: Omegle!

Postby thesuperjman » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:00 am UTC

my latest favorite one:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: MOTHER?
You: for 20 bucks i can be
You have disconnected.

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Re: Omegle!

Postby Gordon » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:18 am UTC

All joking aside, this thing is pretty funny:

You: Howdy
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im a boy
You: Alrighty lol
Stranger: you
You: I am also male
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Fun Fact: I start all conversations with Howdy.
Meaux_Pas wrote:
RealGrouchy wrote:I still remember the time when Gordon left. I still wake up in the middle of the night crying and screaming his name.
I do that too, but for an entirely different reason.
RealGrouchy wrote:
Gordon wrote:How long have I been asleep?!
Our daughter is in high school now.


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