Long haired cute geek boys wanted!

[Wednesday]

I'm pretty sure they do.

[Magilla]

An ill-conceived attempt at a mohawk (frame captured from video).

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And since I haven't posted my face, the cute requirement is moot. w00t!

[OBrien]

A super-mega-awesome-chocolaty-fudge-coated-fun picture of me was taken on a recent night out. I don't look very cute but hey, I just wanna show the world this picture:

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LOOK AT THAT FUCING HEADBANGING ACTION! HELL YEAH! THIS IS WHY I GREW MY HAIR SO LONG, MOTHERFUCKERS!

*ahem*

[suffer-cait]

that is fucking epic
you must have a heck of a pain after that
when you have long hair, you have to WANT your head bang

[Wednesday]

BUMP BECAUSE THIS THREAD IS DYING.

[Samsoneffect]

A super-mega-awesome-chocolaty-fudge-coated-fun picture of me was taken on a recent night out. I don't look very cute but hey, I just wanna show the world this picture:

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LOOK AT THAT FUCING HEADBANGING ACTION! HELL YEAH! THIS IS WHY I GREW MY HAIR SO LONG, MOTHERFUCKERS!

*ahem*

That shit is legendary, man. I salute you.

[BigBoss]

I don't think I've posted this here.

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[theta4]

Here I am!

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You probably remember me from here:

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[Alpha Omicron]

I really doubt Stallman would use the fora. I'm pretty sure things like GUIs, graphical browsers, and PHP make him cry.

[DeeJus]

This is my first post on here, but I guess this is the best place I can get some respect for being a geek, an xkcd fan, and a kid with a mohawk.

In order, these pictures are:
Myself on the way to a Magic: the Gathering tournament in Vestel, New York. I always like looking intimidating for tournaments... I mean, aside from my sunglasses.
My hair put up in Liberty spikes. I was going through some sort of "Grow out my beard" phase, and I guess the t-shirt/facial hair together looks a bit like a standard hippie...
Last day of my Junior year of High School in one of my classmate's glasses.
And finally just my hair put up in a standard mohawk.

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My name's DJ, by the way.

[theta4]

I really doubt Stallman would use the fora. I'm pretty sure things like GUIs, graphical browsers, and PHP make him cry.

It's taking all of my willpower to prevent the tears, but so far I'm doing good.

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I'm not really RMS. If you're retarded and haven't figured this out by now, then it's a shock to me that natural selection hasn't done away with you yet.

[theta4]

{...} an xkcd fan, {...}

Since when was being an xkcd fan something of merit? If xkcd is supposed to be a geeks-only comic, then Randall's doing a pretty bad job at it. Ever since the publishing of this comic, it has been evident that Randall's readership is too young and unseasoned to be truly geeky. Every *real* geek knows what RPN is!

And even Randall's graph comics are horrible. Graphs can be very funny and are easy to draw (there are whole websites devoted to funny graphs,) but Randall's are uninspired, simplistic, and unoriginal. Compare:

From Abtruse Goose:

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This is an incredible comic. This is the best graph to ever exist. Ever. The comic is not simply a geek-culture reference, (or anything-culture reference, for that matter;) it makes a joke out of the graph itself. There is no background knowledge at all required for this graph, except for the knowledge of how to read a graph.

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This comic fails. First of all, intelligence can not decrease in such a manner nor does it have such a correlation with cat proximity. That line is both inaccurate, physically impossible, and redundant; it doesn't need to be there for the joke to work. "Complexity of Diction" would have been better. Also, there is no basis for the choice of a cat. It could have been a baby to the same effect. Or a puppy. Or anything cute, for that matter. And it could have gone without the "explanatory comic" at the bottom; all it does is explain the joke by providing an example of the previously described situation. It should be moved to the alt-text where that kind of thing is acceptable. And there's something about this comic that screams "LOLCATS" at me, but I can't quite put my finger on it...

[doogly]

Cat Proximity was one of the greatest, you shut your whore mouth.

Edited to add: also, don't double post. Do what I just did here. I'm a fucking role model, kids.

[Sungura]

Hey, I like that comic. If you don't understand the deal with kitties, you should go back and read through the comics. Kitties pop up a lot! Also, I love that the graph looks like a fish (well, the tail end of it). I thought that was the best hidden part.

[DeeJus]

I was just explaining a bit about myself and posting some pictures . . . I'm sorry if you don't like his graphs. I guess the last panel of comic 546 relates to you a bit, eh?

Edit: Is it in poor taste to insult someone on the xkcd forums using an xkcd comic?

[Alpha Omicron]

DeeJus: Your hair isn't long.
theta4: You're way off topic. Also, lurk moar.

[DeeJus]

My hair goes down over my eye when it's down, and is a pretty decent sized mohawk for looks vs. ease of putting it up, walking through doorways, etc. Is there a way to know how long it needs to be before I post on here? I apologize for trying to socialize on the internet.

[Alpha Omicron]

Is there a way to know how long it needs to be before I post on here?

Yes.

I apologize for trying to socialize on the Internet.

Serves you right.

[doogly]

As long as ao's, otherwise he judges you. It's how he socializes on the internet; you can keep trying your way if you like though.

[Philwelch]

Long hair means shoulder length or more.

[Woofsie]

Well, I posted this on the face thread a while ago, but what the heck. Whether I am cute or not will be left to the judgement of the fora.

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[suffer-cait]

As long as ao's, otherwise he judges you. It's how he socializes on the internet; you can keep trying your way if you like though.

does this mean he doesn't judge me? i feel like cool people now.
also, he makes good pesudo-mod
also don't listen to philwelch
also, have an annoyingling big guide

[theta4]

... I'm sorry if you don't like his graphs. I guess the last panel of comic 546 relates to you a bit, eh?...

I'm more of a 386 kinda guy.

EDIT: Yes, the processor architecture as well.

[garren101]

This is me playing on a friends guitar. I had no idea that this picture of me was taken until it appeared on my friends Facebook page, she was that stealthy. Also my hair was tied back at the taking of this picture, and I hope I'm geeky enough for ya. I could scrounge up a better photo if that one's not goo enough.

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[BSamuels]

A super-mega-awesome-chocolaty-fudge-coated-fun picture of me was taken on a recent night out. I don't look very cute but hey, I just wanna show the world this picture:

Spoiler:

LOOK AT THAT FUCING HEADBANGING ACTION! HELL YEAH! THIS IS WHY I GREW MY HAIR SO LONG, MOTHERFUCKERS!

*ahem*

You should of colored your hair blonde and pretended to be a super sayian

[Toeofdoom]

A super-mega-awesome-chocolaty-fudge-coated-fun picture of me was taken on a recent night out. I don't look very cute but hey, I just wanna show the world this picture:

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LOOK AT THAT FUCING HEADBANGING ACTION! HELL YEAH! THIS IS WHY I GREW MY HAIR SO LONG, MOTHERFUCKERS!

*ahem*

You should of colored your hair blonde and pretended to be a super sayian

Or he could be more awesome by using that time for headbanging instead.

Awesome picture

[Sprocket]

I really doubt Stallman would use the fora. I'm pretty sure things like GUIs, graphical browsers, and PHP make him cry.

Yeah. He's crazy and smells bad.

[KallistiEngel]

Long haired cute geek boy?

Well, If the description fits....

I'm the one in the middle. Duh.

[kapojinha]

KallistiEngel.
-Long haired? Yep.
-Cute? Very.
-Geek? Sure, why not.
-Boy? We can't be sure, but we'll assume yes.

[wizardy42]

I just wanted to say that this thread is very, very relevant to my interests.
And you're all beautiful.

[Dutchlike]

My hair is quite a bit longer now .

[Alpha Omicron]

Crappy webcam picture extravaganza!

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[Benfrenchman]

I'm not entirely sure why this thread survived when one posted by a guy, entitled 'Large-breasted geek girls wanted' and with a first post equally as predatory would have been rightfully cut down like a motherfucker.

[Zohar]

That's... actually a pretty good point... Except I'm not sure a female version would be cut down as you say. Truly, if one just reversed the roles in the OP from male to female, it would sound pretty sleazy. Then again, "large breasted girls" isn't the exact female of "long haired boys". I don't think a "large-packaged boys" thread would last.

[doogly]

Pffft, says you. I'm fairly proud of mine.
And you can search out the boob thread and see why it didn't last. Or you can get a taste of why it didn't last; the very worst was boneyarded. Of course there nobody specified large boobs, but why on earth would you do that?

[TaintedDeity]

The difference, I think, is that we haven't got people replying saying "Your hair is really sexy " or making any uncomfortable remarks.
Probably because hair isn't commonly sexualised as much as boobs are.

[thicknavyrain]

The difference, I think, is that we haven't got people replying saying "Your hair is really sexy " or making any uncomfortable remarks.
Probably because hair isn't commonly sexualised as much as boobs are.

TD Your hair is really sexy

[TaintedDeity]

And still I don't feel like a victim because I don't have all those many centuries of being a sexual object weighing down on my shoulders.

[viscusanima]

:P
And still I don't feel like a victim because I don't have all those many centuries of being a sexual object weighing down on my shoulders.

What you do have weighing down on your shoulders is rather a lot of hair

[Ubik]

:P
And still I don't feel like a victim because I don't have all those many centuries of being a sexual object weighing down on my shoulders.

You know who has? Your mom.