Oregonaut wrote:Dason wrote:I was talking with some friends the other day and apparently they didn't know that fire can solve any problem. They tried for a good 20 minutes to come up a situation where fire wasn't a solution. They failed.
Seriously, if fire can't solve the situation you are not using enough fire.
Replace fire with magma and you have dwarf fortress.
(dwarves unhappy? Magma. Noble mandating shit? Magma. Invaders? Magma. Sicknesses? Magma. Useless dwarf with a broken spinal column eating your food? Magma. Elf ambassador whining? Magma. Need something to trade? Obsidian. Bored? Orbital magma canon, etc)