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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby mat-tina » Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:24 pm UTC

Oh, and page 666.
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Postby felltir » Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:44 pm UTC

How can you know what I was going to post?! Or did you edit? No you didn't! Aaaah!

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Postby Mo0man » Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:44 pm UTC

mat-tina wrote:Oh, and page 666.

oh you bastard. Doesn't matter anyway, causeit's gonna be deleted. As will this post
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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby The Spherical Cow » Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:47 pm UTC

Even if you hadn't double posted, you wouldn't have it for long.

Confession: I tried to pull a rather lovely girl on the first night I met her, while quite drunk. It wasn't the classiest thing I've ever done. I think I scared her a bit.

EDIT: I suspect this post isn't scary enough to grace page 666, so....
Spoiler:
Boo!

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Postby Gojoe » Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:53 pm UTC

It is ok Cow, we all do that when we try to pull a girl.

I am at work, just me and a noob, and all the people higher than me just happen to have the day off... I am scared.
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Postby Quixotess » Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:57 pm UTC

The Spherical Cow wrote:Confession: I tried to pull a rather lovely girl on the first night I met her, while quite drunk. It wasn't the classiest thing I've ever done. I think I scared her a bit.]

What does "pull" mean in this case?
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Postby The Spherical Cow » Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:59 pm UTC

Quixotess wrote:
The Spherical Cow wrote:Confession: I tried to pull a rather lovely girl on the first night I met her, while quite drunk. It wasn't the classiest thing I've ever done. I think I scared her a bit.]
What does "pull" mean in this case?
Hmm... I would have been more than pleased with making out, so let's go with that.

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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby Mo0man » Sun Sep 28, 2008 11:02 pm UTC

Pushing Daisies season 2 is coming in three days. I haven't squee'd yet, but I probably will

This post was in no way satanic, and that makes me sad
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Postby Ishindri » Sun Sep 28, 2008 11:10 pm UTC

*puts on 'Number of the Beast'*

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Postby DJorgensen » Sun Sep 28, 2008 11:54 pm UTC

Confession:
Ugh. I hate life.
Or rather I hate love.
And I hate hate.
I wish there was some sort of just mellow area where emotions were just leveled out.
I cannot stand to put up with this anymore.

Oh, and page 666. Strange.
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Postby Gojoe » Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:01 am UTC

DJorgensen wrote:Confession:
Ugh. I hate life.
Or rather I hate love.
And I hate hate.
I wish there was some sort of just mellow area where emotions were just leveled out.
I cannot stand to put up with this anymore.

Oh, and page 666. Strange.
I hope you feel better DJ. You are one of my most favoritest posters here. If you want to talk to someone, you can pm me. (Even though you prob have no idea who i am...)
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I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

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Postby Torvaun » Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:07 am UTC

Confession: I'm way too attached to this knife. Even when I'm not planning to send it sliding through my flesh, I'm touching it, holding it, using it. Pressing it to myself. It's like the One Ring.
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Postby DJorgensen » Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:33 am UTC

Gojoe wrote:
DJorgensen wrote:Confession:
Ugh. I hate life.
Or rather I hate love.
And I hate hate.
I wish there was some sort of just mellow area where emotions were just leveled out.
I cannot stand to put up with this anymore.

Oh, and page 666. Strange.
I hope you feel better DJ. You are one of my most favoritest posters here. If you want to talk to someone, you can pm me. (Even though you prob have no idea who i am...)

Aww thanks, and you are perceptive. I do have no idea who you are - at least IRL!
I've talked with far too many people about it all. Other people are awesome. I've just got to actually deal with it as much as I don't want to. *sigh*
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Postby ParanoidAndroid » Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:44 am UTC

I feel very unprepared for my astronomy exam. I think my econ. exam should be okay, though.

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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby Zak » Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:31 am UTC

'fess: I'm so sorry.
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but not really :)
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Postby ParanoidAndroid » Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:40 am UTC

Z.A.K wrote:'fess: I'm so sorry.
Spoiler:
Image
but not really :)


I don't see an image, but I'm assuming it was the "Abusive Astronomy" comic.

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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby Zak » Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:42 am UTC

Hmm, lemme try a fix...

Edit: Fix'd?
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Postby michaelandjimi » Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:43 am UTC

ParanoidAndroid wrote:
Z.A.K wrote:'fess: I'm so sorry.
Spoiler:
Image
but not really :)


I don't see an image, but I'm assuming it was the "Abusive Astronomy" comic.
Actually, I'm the Lecturer for Vindictive Astronomy at my educational establishment.

'Fess: I really can't study at the moment, it's just not in me. And my HSC is less than 3 weeks away.

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Postby Gojoe » Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:43 am UTC

HI ZAK! I have not seen you for a while.
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

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Postby Zak » Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:46 am UTC

HI GOJOE!

yeah, pretty much not been on the computer for a while. To be honest, the only reason i'm here now is cause i'm putting off a spanish essay.
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Postby Gojoe » Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:49 am UTC

Well this is pretty much the best place to waste time.
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
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I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

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Postby kellsbells » Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:52 am UTC

Gojoe wrote:Well this is pretty much the best place to waste time.
QFT. (Hence my being here when I should be doing math homework)
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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby Lycur » Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:07 am UTC

Confession: I'm posting only because it's page 666, but I'm actually rather indifferent to having a post on page 666.

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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby sje46 » Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:08 am UTC

Confession: I am too. And the number of views when I came on ended in 666 as well.

That is a little freaky, but not really.
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Postby functionally_stupid » Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:14 am UTC

Actual fess: Since I'm paranoid and self-loathing and tend to assume that everything I touch will go up in flames, I actually expect the entire population of this fora to have me foe'd, and am consistently surprised and taken aback when people respond to whatever I'm harping on about.

Not fess: Gaaaaaaaaaaah. Writer's block. Whhhyyyyy. SO EVIL AND SATANIC.
I wrote it in a style I fondly refer to as "unabashedly fancy" - i.e., "Fuck Zen minimalism, I'm gonna use all of my favorite words and stack loads of complex syntax n' modifying phrases'n'clauses in this motherfucker, goddamn."

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Postby Zak » Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:15 am UTC

do people actually use the foe thingy?
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Postby sje46 » Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:23 am UTC

Confession:
I just foed you Z.A.K.
but functionally_stupid can be my friend because sometimes I feel the same way.
Spoiler:
I didn't actually foe ZAK.
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Postby Zak » Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:25 am UTC

sje46- You just sent me on an emotional rollercoaster the likes of which Frued himself would shit himself in terror from.

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You didn't really though
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Postby wing » Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:26 am UTC

functionally_stupid wrote:Actual fess: Since I'm paranoid and self-loathing and tend to assume that everything I touch will go up in flames, I actually expect the entire population of this fora to have me foe'd, and am consistently surprised and taken aback when people respond to whatever I'm harping on about.
Actually, you're one of my favorite posters.

Confession: I just said this:
Also I am hesitant to call what we did "almost having sex" in much the same way I am hesitant to say that a cop pulling over a speeder saved lives. I mean yes, it may be true, but things probably weren't headed in that direction.
What I really meant was "Yes, we almost had sex and I refuse to acknowledge it because to do so is to open myself up to dissapointment"
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Postby sje46 » Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:47 am UTC

Confession:
I hate sex.
Because everybody else has it and I can't even hold a girl's hand.

And I'm aware that I probably posted this same thing on this thread 3 or 4 times now. I just get annoyed when I see guys talking to girls now, even.
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Postby Zak » Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:49 am UTC

functionally_stupid wrote:Not fess: Gaaaaaaaaaaah. Writer's block. Whhhyyyyy. SO EVIL AND SATANIC.

Is Writer's block communicable? Cause now i have it, 'cept in spanish.
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Postby ParanoidAndroid » Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:03 am UTC

Do you know how it feels like to suddenly discover that every worst case scenario paranoia you've ever had was 100% true?

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Really fucking bad.

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Postby frosty » Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:13 am UTC

ParanoidAndroid wrote:Do you know how it feels like to suddenly discover that every worst case scenario paranoia you've ever had was 100% true?

Spoiler:
Really fucking bad.


yes... I hate it too.

now comes the really fun, long lasting part! (sarcasm)

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Postby tryptanymph » Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:16 am UTC

Ehh... this page 666 ain't that good.
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Postby benjhuey » Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:28 am UTC

I just posted, so you know everything just got worse.
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Postby Fossa » Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:30 am UTC

Confession: I am way too hung up on the past.

Spoiler:
I thought of her again today, I don't know why. I still feel like I've had my insides kicked out every time I do.

No, that second bit's a lie; I do know why I keep thinking of her.

It has gotten to the point that I can't see mysef with anyone. I can't imagine ever getting to know someone well enough to love them. I can't imagine or even dream the fantastic series of events which would have to transpire in order for me to get that close to another human being. Nor can I fathom the enormous odds against ever finding anyone that perfect for me.

Anyone other than her, that is.

Most days I can see her smile in my mind clearer than I can see whatever happens to be right in front of me, and I don't think the smell of lavender and lillac will ever fail to send me reeling.

My life isn't that bad, really, which really only makes me feel worse about how I feel.

I'm smart, I'm told I'm good looking, I'm not that hard off, and my future is relatively bright in all the ways that other people seem to think should matter.

At the end of each and every day though, I come home to my empty apartment and wonder how I managed to motivate myself to leave it that morning. At the end of each and every day I find myself utterly alone, and unable to even dream of how that might change.

I'd write more, but thats enough of my lonely, emo blathering for one night, I think.

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Postby DJorgensen » Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:02 am UTC

Confession: after 3.5 years with the girl, I think that I am single again. :'(
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Postby Quixotess » Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:07 am UTC

*hug* for fossa

Confession: I am *this* close to telling someone I'm IMing "blah blah blah do you EVER shut up?"

It's someone I really don't like, a friend of a friend, but I'm afraid it would be rude to summarily block her, and the friend we're both friends with is my best friend, so, bah.

Additional confession: I have been REALLY hormonal lately. Now what that means in my case generally isn't rage or tears. It means crushing on pretty much every guy I talk to. Yesterday I started crushing on a guy that I shared an elevator ride with.

Edit on preview: Oh no! *hug hug hug* for DJorgensen
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Postby DJorgensen » Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:15 am UTC

Quixotess wrote:Edit on preview: Oh no! *hug hug hug* for DJorgensen

@^@ -sniff- *huuuuuuuuuuug*
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Re: Post yo' fess - Sponsored by the NBA

Postby Gojoe » Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:55 am UTC

Super big giant hugs for DJorgensen!! That really sucks man. I hope you find love somewhere else! Good luck. Lotsa love from me!
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I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.


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