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So I'm Back

Postby d3adf001 » Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:29 pm UTC

So I'm back from the dead, what have I missed besides the forums changing to phpbb?

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Re: So I'm Back

Postby Azrael » Mon Nov 12, 2007 5:56 pm UTC

d3adf001 wrote:So I'm back from the dead, what have I missed besides the forums changing to phpbb?


The mods have multiplied?

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Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Mon Nov 12, 2007 5:59 pm UTC

I am the queen of the zombies and the world is run by a drunken lemur.

Also, we all get cake on thursdays, except you.
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Re: So I'm Back

Postby Neuman » Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:51 pm UTC

Xkcdia has been finished, and most of us live here now. We only use the forums anymore to keep in touch with the guys in Keo-Hobo-Topia and all our Zeppelins.
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Re: So I'm Back

Postby bbctol » Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:19 am UTC

Due to a brief cut-down in paper quality and a rapid increase in t-shirt sales, Randall has been able to retire. The rest of xkcd will be ghostwritten.

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Postby Cai » Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:21 am UTC

Also, we have locked a bunch of monkeys in a room covered in posters of stick figures. We are hoping they will eventually write one really funny xkcd comic.
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Re: So I'm Back

Postby Rodan » Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:22 am UTC

I remember you. You're that guy with the redundantly upside-down calculator in his avatar.
8,0, & 5 all rotate to be exactly the same...

EDIT: things changed... well, those damned raptors removed my gaming postcount.
And the rulers of xkcdia are actually raptors. (keohobotopia is all good though)
I'll probably be eaten for saying such things.

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Postby semicolon » Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:50 am UTC

Rodan wrote:I remember you. You're that guy with the redundantly upside-down calculator in his avatar.
8,0, & 5 all rotate to be exactly the same

Yeah, but if the calculator wasn't upside down you wouldn't think to try to read it like a word. Maybe.

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Re: So I'm Back

Postby pollywog » Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:56 am UTC

There's a new rule, which basically says that all people with a number in their username have to give me money.
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Postby Benny the Bear » Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:04 am UTC

Raptors can now open doors a little faster.

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Postby d3adf001 » Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:51 am UTC

pollywog wrote:There's a new rule, which basically says that all people with a number in their username have to give me money.


good thing they made that rule after i came so i dont have to listen to it.

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Re: So I'm Back

Postby Rodan » Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:54 am UTC

d3adf001 wrote:
pollywog wrote:There's a new rule, which basically says that all people with a number in their username have to give me money.


good thing they made that rule after i came so i dont have to listen to it.

What? How does that work? It doesn't say anything about when the offenders came...

You also have to give me some money too.

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Postby Vandole » Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:20 am UTC

Rodan wrote:
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pollywog wrote:There's a new rule, which basically says that all people with a number in their username have to give me money.
good thing they made that rule after i came so i dont have to listen to it.
What? How does that work? It doesn't say anything about when the offenders came...
Grandfather clause?
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Postby Neuman » Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:55 pm UTC

Rodan wrote:EDIT: things changed... well, those damned raptors removed my gaming postcount.
And the rulers of xkcdia are actually raptors. (keohobotopia is all good though)
I'll probably be eaten for saying such things.

That's ridiculous. Chief Security Officer Belial would have sounded the alarm if the raptors had infiltrated us.
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Re: So I'm Back

Postby Hawknc » Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:56 pm UTC

d3adf001 wrote:So I'm back from the dead, what have I missed besides the forums changing to phpbb?

You may no longer be dead, but I'm afraid that still leaves you a fool.



(Welcome back.)

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Postby Benny the Bear » Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:58 pm UTC

Neuman wrote:
Rodan wrote:EDIT: things changed... well, those damned raptors removed my gaming postcount.
And the rulers of xkcdia are actually raptors. (keohobotopia is all good though)
I'll probably be eaten for saying such things.

That's ridiculous. Chief Security Officer Belial would have sounded the alarm if the raptors had infiltrated us.


Isn't Belial that undercover raptor with the top hat? :|

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Re: So I'm Back

Postby UmbrageOfSnow » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:04 pm UTC

Benny the Bear wrote:Isn't Belial that undercover raptor with the top hat? :|


Don't be silly, raptors don't wear hats. He must be human.
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Re: So I'm Back

Postby Cheese » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:10 pm UTC

Meaux_Pas wrote:Also, we all get cake on thursdays, except you.
And me, apparently. Why am I not on the cake list?
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Postby Benny the Bear » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:13 pm UTC

UmbrageOfSnow wrote:
Benny the Bear wrote:Isn't Belial that undercover raptor with the top hat? :|


Don't be silly, raptors don't wear hats. He must be human.


Of course, my mistake.

I'm sure he was simply resting during the velociraptor attacks. Yes. Resting.

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Postby Rodan » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:33 pm UTC

UmbrageOfSnow wrote:
Benny the Bear wrote:Isn't Belial that undercover raptor with the top hat? :|


Don't be silly, raptors don't wear hats. He must be human.

Don't you see?!?! They've mastered hat technology!!!!
Do you realize what this means?!

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Postby Benny the Bear » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:36 pm UTC

Rodan wrote:
UmbrageOfSnow wrote:
Benny the Bear wrote:Isn't Belial that undercover raptor with the top hat? :|


Don't be silly, raptors don't wear hats. He must be human.

Don't you see?!?! They've mastered hat technology!!!!
Do you realize what this means?!


That they will all have shiney new hats? That's actually rather nice :) .

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Re: So I'm Back

Postby Cheese » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:41 pm UTC

Benny the Bear wrote:
Rodan wrote:
UmbrageOfSnow wrote:
Benny the Bear wrote:Isn't Belial that undercover raptor with the top hat? :|


Don't be silly, raptors don't wear hats. He must be human.

Don't you see?!?! They've mastered hat technology!!!!
Do you realize what this means?!


That they will all have shiney new hats? That's actually rather nice :) .
For a fee, would I be able to purchase one of these hats? This is directed at any raptors passing through this thread, btw.
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SecondTalon wrote:That thing that Cheese just said. Do that.
Meaux_Pas wrote:I hereby disagree and declare Cheese to be brilliant.
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Postby Benny the Bear » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:49 pm UTC

Cheese wrote:
Benny the Bear wrote:
Rodan wrote:
UmbrageOfSnow wrote:
Benny the Bear wrote:Isn't Belial that undercover raptor with the top hat? :|


Don't be silly, raptors don't wear hats. He must be human.

Don't you see?!?! They've mastered hat technology!!!!
Do you realize what this means?!


That they will all have shiney new hats? That's actually rather nice :) .
For a fee, would I be able to purchase one of these hats? This is directed at any raptors passing through this thread, btw.


Just a warning. If you wear those hats you will be frequently mistaken for a human.

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Re: So I'm Back

Postby Cheese » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:55 pm UTC

That's no problem, I could wear sandwichboards with 'I'm human, honest!' on them...

Or not, then I'd be a cheese sandwich. I get bitten enough already.
hermaj wrote:No-one. Will. Be. Taking. Cheese's. Spot.
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SecondTalon wrote:That thing that Cheese just said. Do that.
Meaux_Pas wrote:I hereby disagree and declare Cheese to be brilliant.
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Re: So I'm Back

Postby (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ » Wed Nov 14, 2007 2:49 am UTC

I don't know what you're all talking about. We're ALL humans here. Enough foolishness. Now go lie still on the ground for a while.
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Re: So I'm Back

Postby ascendingPig » Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:12 am UTC

Cheese wrote:
Meaux_Pas wrote:Also, we all get cake on thursdays, except you.
And me, apparently. Why am I not on the cake list?

Don't be ridiculous. You're on the cake list:

-Flour
-Milk
-Eggs
-Sugar
-Cheese

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Postby pollywog » Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:50 am UTC

But that would make some sort of cheese ... cake? That's crazy! It'll never take off.
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Postby Moo » Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:14 pm UTC

I wouldn't trust this cake list. I heard the cake is a lie...*

*it's ok to do obvious memes if you apologise about it later. Sorry.
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Postby xooll » Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:04 am UTC

ascendingPig wrote:
Cheese wrote:
Meaux_Pas wrote:Also, we all get cake on thursdays, except you.
And me, apparently. Why am I not on the cake list?

Don't be ridiculous. You're on the cake list:

-Flour
-Milk
-Eggs
-Sugar
-Cheese

I think the issue is that you are not on the Thursday list.
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Re: So I'm Back

Postby Cheese » Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:50 pm UTC

xooll wrote:
ascendingPig wrote:
Cheese wrote:
Meaux_Pas wrote:Also, we all get cake on thursdays, except you.
And me, apparently. Why am I not on the cake list?

Don't be ridiculous. You're on the cake list:

-Flour
-Milk
-Eggs
-Sugar
-Cheese

I think the issue is that you are not on the Thursday list.

Okay, why am I not on the Thursday list? I like [cheese]cake as much as the next guy...
hermaj wrote:No-one. Will. Be. Taking. Cheese's. Spot.
Spoiler:
LE4dGOLEM wrote:Cheese is utterly correct on all fronts.
SecondTalon wrote:That thing that Cheese just said. Do that.
Meaux_Pas wrote:I hereby disagree and declare Cheese to be brilliant.
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Re: So I'm Back

Postby Hit3k » Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:27 pm UTC

Cheese wrote:
xooll wrote:
ascendingPig wrote:
Cheese wrote:
Meaux_Pas wrote:Also, we all get cake on thursdays, except you.
And me, apparently. Why am I not on the cake list?

Don't be ridiculous. You're on the cake list:

-Flour
-Milk
-Eggs
-Sugar
-Cheese

I think the issue is that you are not on the Thursday list.

Okay, why am I not on the Thursday list? I like [cheese]cake as much as the next guy...

We' don't have enough cheese to give everyone a cheese cake on Thursday!
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Postby d3adf001 » Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:36 pm UTC

Hit3k wrote:
Cheese wrote:
xooll wrote:
ascendingPig wrote:
Cheese wrote:
Meaux_Pas wrote:Also, we all get cake on thursdays, except you.
And me, apparently. Why am I not on the cake list?

Don't be ridiculous. You're on the cake list:

-Flour
-Milk
-Eggs
-Sugar
-Cheese

I think the issue is that you are not on the Thursday list.

Okay, why am I not on the Thursday list? I like [cheese]cake as much as the next guy...

We' don't have enough cheese to give everyone a cheese cake on Thursday!


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Re: So I'm Back

Postby Kineticka » Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:37 am UTC

Hit3k wrote:We' don't have enough cheese to give everyone a cheese cake on Thursday!


The only thing I could think of was the comedian Eddie Izzard.

"You! Cake or death!"
"Uhh...cake for me too please."
"Very well! Give him cake too. ...We're gonna run out of cake at this rate."


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