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Re: Fluff

Postby SecondTalon » Mon May 12, 2014 6:08 pm UTC

Not scared. Just cautious. Water shouldn't be above one's head, is all.
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Re: Fluff

Postby pseudoidiot » Mon May 12, 2014 6:27 pm UTC

It ain't natural. That's why I installed a shower head on my bath faucet and aimed it up. Don't want no water falling down on me. I don't trust it.
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Re: Fluff

Postby eSOANEM » Mon May 12, 2014 11:58 pm UTC

SecondTalon wrote:Not scared. Just cautious. Water shouldn't be above one's head, is all.


You would have fun in England.

What with the rain and all.
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Re: Fluff

Postby poxic » Tue May 13, 2014 12:18 am UTC

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Re: Fluff

Postby Magnanimous » Tue May 13, 2014 5:05 am UTC

Also includes Shower Shortstm. (For the man who has nothing to hide. But still wants to.)

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Re: Fluff

Postby pseudoidiot » Tue May 13, 2014 12:31 pm UTC

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Re: Fluff

Postby addams » Tue May 13, 2014 1:34 pm UTC

SecondTalon wrote:
mathmannix wrote:
SecondTalon wrote:Alabama is better than Mississippi.

...

But there are worse places to live. Like Indiana.


Indiana is not for everybody, but there are those of us from Indiana that think it is the best place to live. (I happen to think that an unplowed cornfield covered in snow is possibly the most beautiful sight in the world.) The same goes for West Virginia, and probably Mississippi (for which I personally do not have anecdotal evidence.) In short, some places are beautiful to those who grew up there, and love their homes, but if you don't like it then you are welcome not to move there.

There's very few things Kentucky requires of it's citizenry. One is to know about basketball and bourbon. Another is to mock Indiana whenever an opportunity presents itself.

Still another is to remark loudly and at great length that you'd still rather move to Indiana than Texas.

So, funny.
We may be Americans.

At least we are Not Texans?
So, funny.

Maybe, Texas Should be it's own Country.
All the Baggers can go there.

They can lock arms and face the Border,
And; We can use them as a scape goat.

It really is a wonderful idea.
Then Austin's emerald Triangle can be our Crimea.

We can celebrate Austin's return to us.
The rest of Texas can go under Siege.

They will have guns and the toys left over from oil extraction.
Have you ever seen the tools used for that?

They look like plumbing tools for Giants.
The Arrogant Old Baggers can get a lesson in Realty.

Maybe they will shoot the place up.
Those piles of pipe might Swarm on them.

I have never disliked a Group with such passion, before.

I wish they would take Texas.
Then I would know were to focus my distain.

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Re: Fluff

Postby You, sir, name? » Tue May 13, 2014 4:54 pm UTC

poxic wrote:
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Welcome to every shower I've ever taken.

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Re: Fluff

Postby cyanyoshi » Tue May 13, 2014 8:48 pm UTC

As a Texan, I can attest to the general feeling over here that Texas is the best place on earth, and you'd better not "mess with Texas" else you'd be asking for a whoopin'! This place sometimes feels like a big, uncomfortable, dysfunctional family. Everyone from the outside looks upon this place with horror, yet that just seems to reinforce Texas pride.

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Re: Fluff

Postby SlyReaper » Tue May 13, 2014 9:48 pm UTC

Fluff: I have never seen a lift which had a hatch in the ceiling. This confuses me, because television has taught me that every lift has a ceiling hatch.
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Re: Fluff

Postby Ubik » Tue May 13, 2014 10:03 pm UTC

They just want to distract you from the fact there is a hatch. On the floor. That opens downwards.

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Re: Fluff

Postby Magnanimous » Tue May 13, 2014 10:04 pm UTC

But how am I supposed to recreate Die Hard?

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Re: Fluff

Postby SecondTalon » Tue May 13, 2014 11:47 pm UTC

cyanyoshi wrote:A, and you'd better not "mess with Texas" else you'd be asking for a whoopin'!

Yes, y'all do take littering seriously.
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Re: Fluff

Postby addams » Wed May 14, 2014 5:19 am UTC

in Superior, Colo., on Monday, May 12, 2014.
A spring storm has brought up to 3 feet of snow to the Rockies
and severe thunderstorms and tornadoes to the Midwest.


It might be true.
http://kdvr.com/2014/05/12/latest-snowf ... day-storm/

Three feet of snow in May.
Weather.

Mountain Weather is not regular Weather.
Do you ever think about Weather?

If Mark Twain could hear us talk about Weather,
I am fairly certain he would laugh.

He wrote,
"Everyone talks about the Weather.
No one ever Does anything about it."


Today people think they Are doing something about Weather.
Today people will argue about What to do about The Weather.

It is so sad to hear a young person near despair.
"If we Tried. If You help, we can Save It!" They cry out.

They see the Joy and the Beauty and they want it to Last.
Have you heard young people say such things?

Not all do.
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Re: Fluff

Postby Felstaff » Wed May 14, 2014 1:01 pm UTC

New PBF! Top-drawer, as always.
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Re: Fluff

Postby mathmannix » Wed May 14, 2014 2:26 pm UTC

Magnanimous wrote:But how am I supposed to recreate Die Hard?


Internet searches informed me that, while it probably varies from one jurisdiction to another, there are generally hatches on the ceilings of elevators, but they are usually locked and/or disguised from the inside. This may or may not always be true. But the point of them is that you can be rescued from the outside, not for you to escape yourself. My intuition tells me that older elevators might have them more "user-friendly", but due to this being a trope from Die Hard and other movies/TV shows, people in charge of elevators and buildings are not likely to want impressionable youths climbing up to the dangerous elevator shafts.
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Re: Fluff

Postby ahammel » Thu May 15, 2014 2:49 am UTC

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Re: Fluff

Postby Clix » Thu May 15, 2014 3:12 am UTC



Congrats on the series, see you in the next round. NYR in, what else, 7!


Edit: My god I killed the Fluff thread.... sorry
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Re: Fluff

Postby FierceContinent » Sun May 18, 2014 9:27 am UTC

People get very stressed around Christmas.
What if you made a festival at some other time that was the exact opposite of Christmas: "Not-buy-stuff-eat-very-little-avoid-your-family-mas".
Wouldn't that lower peoples stress?
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Re: Fluff

Postby bigglesworth » Sun May 18, 2014 9:42 am UTC

Lent?
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Re: Fluff

Postby FierceContinent » Sun May 18, 2014 6:12 pm UTC

bigglesworth wrote:Lent?

That's just food, isn't it?
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Re: Fluff

Postby Deva » Sun May 18, 2014 8:00 pm UTC

FierceContinent wrote:People get very stressed around Christmas.
What if you made a festival at some other time that was the exact opposite of Christmas: "Not-buy-stuff-eat-very-little-avoid-your-family-mas".
Wouldn't that lower peoples stress?

Not necessarily. Stresses partially from doing X on a specific day. Affects people who enjoy one or more of those features also.

Prefers observing it day-by-day.
Changes its form depending on the observer.

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Re: Fluff

Postby Magnanimous » Sun May 18, 2014 9:36 pm UTC

We should just be more lenient about when holiday events are. Christmas on the 25th can be hard to schedule, not to mention how chaotic it makes traveling. Christmas week isn't a terrible idea.

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Re: Fluff

Postby bigglesworth » Sun May 18, 2014 10:10 pm UTC

FierceContinent wrote:
bigglesworth wrote:Lent?
That's just food, isn't it?
You don't have to buy stuff though, apart from Easter Eggs, which come under food.
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Re: Fluff

Postby mathmannix » Mon May 19, 2014 8:32 pm UTC

Deva wrote:
FierceContinent wrote:People get very stressed around Christmas.
What if you made a festival at some other time that was the exact opposite of Christmas: "Not-buy-stuff-eat-very-little-avoid-your-family-mas".
Wouldn't that lower peoples stress?

Not necessarily. Stresses partially from doing X on a specific day. Affects people who enjoy one or more of those features also.

Prefers observing it day-by-day.


I recommend taking a week or two vacation in August, go somewhere === CHEAP === by yourself (or with your spouse/sig other if you have one, but no extended family!), and === MOST IMPORTANTLY === do nothing. You can do nothing on a beach, do nothing in the mountains, whatever is reasonably nearby and takes no stress and little money to get/stay there - or do nothing in your backyard with your feet in a kiddie pool and a case of appropriate beverages by your side. That might actually be the best one, because it wouldn't cost anything. Take a week or two off of work, and do nothing.

(I decided on August because there are no holidays in August. No pressure to have fireworks or buy candy or have a party or a family get-together.)
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Re: Fluff

Postby Felstaff » Tue May 20, 2014 9:38 am UTC

Heh. I'm enjoying this 'Feminist Frank' meme: http://imgur.com/a/PO1aT

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Re: Fluff

Postby Giant Speck » Tue May 20, 2014 9:43 am UTC

Dude needs to wash his elbow.
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Re: Fluff

Postby roband » Tue May 20, 2014 9:48 am UTC

He's up to his elbows in

soap, but chose not to wash any further than that for some reason.

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Re: Fluff

Postby El Gato25 » Sat May 24, 2014 11:47 am UTC

Well, I see that the box of snakes is up to it's same old tricks again. Heard it on the radio. Such a lying bag of tyrannical Irish shit. If you tell a lie long enough, it doesn't become the truth.To spite what you think, perception doesn't become reality. Abuse of power, nothing more. Si, Rice and Beans. Chorizo cooking in the sun.

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Postby PhoenixEnigma » Sat May 24, 2014 10:30 pm UTC

El Gato25 wrote:Well, I see that the box of snakes is up to it's same old tricks again. Heard it on the radio. Such a lying bag of tyrannical Irish shit. If you tell a lie long enough, it doesn't become the truth.To spite what you think, perception doesn't become reality. Abuse of power, nothing more. Si, Rice and Beans. Chorizo cooking in the sun.
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Re: Fluff

Postby El gato » Mon May 26, 2014 12:23 am UTC

Sure. Having a great time, ignoring the chorizo and missing link.

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Re: Fluff

Postby SecondTalon » Mon May 26, 2014 12:30 am UTC

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El Gato25 wrote:Well, I see that the box of snakes is up to it's same old tricks again. Heard it on the radio. Such a lying bag of tyrannical Irish shit. If you tell a lie long enough, it doesn't become the truth.To spite what you think, perception doesn't become reality. Abuse of power, nothing more. Si, Rice and Beans. Chorizo cooking in the sun.
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Re: Fluff

Postby El gato » Mon May 26, 2014 1:57 am UTC

How did you cook it? Sounds tasty. Who puts together a collection of Southern slop cuisine, managed by a Arizona cook, and tells you it's authentic? Fire that manager! Oh, don't want to lose rev., got it.
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Re: Fluff

Postby Angua » Tue May 27, 2014 10:19 am UTC

Of all the people I share a birthday with, Eddie McClintock is probably the most awesome!
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Re: Fluff

Postby El gato » Tue May 27, 2014 11:13 am UTC

Happy Birthday Angua!

What's up with the no youtube thing? I had a nice version of happy birthday in Spanish...

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Re: Fluff

Postby yurell » Tue May 27, 2014 11:49 am UTC

First five posts you can't post links, to help prevent spambots and people who only appear for a few minutes to link their pet site for traffic.

If you give the /watch we'll be able to find it ^_^
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Re: Fluff

Postby El gato » Tue May 27, 2014 12:21 pm UTC

Gracias.

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Re: Fluff

Postby Angua » Tue May 27, 2014 12:58 pm UTC

El gato wrote:Happy Birthday Angua!

What's up with the no youtube thing? I had a nice version of happy birthday in Spanish...

Thanks el gato!
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Re: Fluff

Postby UniqueScreenname » Tue May 27, 2014 1:21 pm UTC

My birthday is the same day as Jared Leto's and Lars Ulrich's. This pleases me greatly.
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Re: Fluff

Postby pseudoidiot » Tue May 27, 2014 2:17 pm UTC

Angua wrote:Of all the people I share a birthday with, Eddie McClintock is probably the most awesome!
Nice! Happy Birthday!

I got to meet Eddie McClintock earlier this year at KC's Planet Comicon. He's an incredibly nice guy in person and he gives awesome hugs. You're in excellent birthday-sharing-company!
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