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Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2015 3:41 pm UTC
by SecondTalon
Pretty much. If you spent 5 minutes or so using Google or the search tool and you still cannot find it, then there's a 114% chance it's not an xkcd comic.

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2015 11:12 pm UTC
by Angua
10:1 odds that Deva will still find it though.

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2015 1:23 am UTC
by phlip
I give it approximately 3 years until every comic ever made has been misattributed as xkcd. 2 more years until "xkcd" becomes the new genericised term for "webcomic".

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2015 1:27 am UTC
by Whizbang
And shortly thereafter replace every word altogether.

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 3:58 pm UTC
by FleetCommander
Greetings!

I stumbled across a particular comic on a corkboard at an IT shop where I worked on repairing a couple of printers. It sets up a "Die Hard" scenario with a bad guy talking about taking hostages and cutting the comm lines, and someone climbing the vent shafts (killing everyone who tries to stop him) to reconnect the wires, talking about "Up time." The ringleader then realizes that they're dealing with a SysAdmin.

Could someone here give me the title of this piece so I can find it in the archives?

Any help would be most appreciated.

Jason

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:59 am UTC
by phlip
Devotion to Duty. (First Google result for xkcd sysadmin.)

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 5:13 am UTC
by FleetCommander
Thank you.

My Google-fu is weak. I need...A BOOT TO THE HEAD! **Ka-thunk**

Jason

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2015 7:04 am UTC
by Djehutynakht
FleetCommander wrote:Thank you.

My Google-fu is weak. I need...A BOOT TO THE HEAD! **Ka-thunk**

Jason


In case you're wondering, this comic also comes in shirt form, which includes, in addition to the actual comic, an illustration of the situation being described.

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2016 4:53 am UTC
by CyndaQuillian
I have been searching and googling for an hour now D:
I'm looking for the comic where it shows why we should learn to code/program. Asking "Why should I learn to code?" is equivalent to someone in the 16th century asking "Why should I learn to read?".
I'm 90% sure that this is an XKCD comic, though I may be wrong. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks! :D

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2016 8:55 pm UTC
by Deva
Searched. No luck. Added "literacy" and "infographic" in sometimes. Might be eleventh century, also.

Source wrote:Yet for thousands of years writing was the preserve of the professional scribes employed by the elite. So what moved it to the masses? In Europe at least, writes literacy researcher Vee, the tipping point was the Domesday Book, an 11th-century survey of landowners that's been called the oldest public record in England.


Never grabs What-Ifs nicely, though. Could exist there somewhere. Suspects not.

Do you read any other webcomics regularly?

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2016 10:23 pm UTC
by ConMan
CyndaQuillian wrote:I have been searching and googling for an hour now D:
I'm looking for the comic where it shows why we should learn to code/program. Asking "Why should I learn to code?" is equivalent to someone in the 16th century asking "Why should I learn to read?".
I'm 90% sure that this is an XKCD comic, though I may be wrong. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks! :D

I think I've seen it, but I suspect it might be an Abstruse Goose or other comic commonly mistaken for xkcd.

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2016 1:42 pm UTC
by Jplus
I checked the RSP database, and there is no comic with the literal text "should I learn to".

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 11:55 pm UTC
by CyndaQuillian
Darn, guess I'll just keep looking. Thanks for your help :D

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2016 10:54 pm UTC
by Novakingway
Don't remember if this was xkcd or a different comic.

A lady asked a man if her pants made her butt look big. And he responded by saying. Why do you ask? If I told you no you wouldn't believe me. And if I told you yes you would get upset at my honest answer. But if you must know you look sexy in any pants, but not as sexy as when you're naked.

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2016 2:29 am UTC
by Deva
This?
Spoiler:
Dress Fat.jpg

(Appeared on 9gag. Cut off the source.)

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2016 1:03 am UTC
by Novakingway
Deva wrote:This?
Spoiler:
Dress Fat.jpg

(Appeared on 9gag. Cut off the source.)


YES! Thank you so much. I've seen it years before 9gag

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:40 pm UTC
by Yanni
Hey all!
I have been trying to find a comic where the character is travelling or dreaming and comes across a world/island/universe where all the lost odd socks are. I believe this happens as he is contemplating something else.

Please tell me someone else remembers it too and that I'm not making up memories again because this little joke is honestly one that has stuck with me for years. I have tried searching the site/forums through Google as the search functionality is unavailable. I have been at it for hours now! It started as accidentally getting hyperfocused on it but it has now evolved into stubbornness verging on obsession. :shock: (All I wanted to do was send it to a friend who didn't get my reference when I brought it up)

Thank you and I apologise in advance if my brain somehow remembers this as a XKCD comic incorrectly.

Also, sorry if this is too vague a description.

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 11:38 pm UTC
by Deva

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 5:09 pm UTC
by Yanni
You are a star! Considering it was posted in 2009, it's no wonder my brain remembered it wrong. (The version in my head was funnier, too.) Sorry and mega-thank you! :D

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 5:57 am UTC
by FreshPrinceofXKCD
Looking for a comic where a hot air balloon is going over someone's head and it says, "this joke" "your head"

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Thu May 05, 2016 5:54 pm UTC
by Deva
Was it one panel or multiple?

Edit: Closest two.
Station V3.
Station V3.gif


Probably a one-off comic. Never hunted for its creator.
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Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 5:23 am UTC
by FreshPrinceofXKCD
Neither one, it was definitely an xkcd comic. It's got to be around 5 years old.

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Wed May 11, 2016 5:26 am UTC
by phlip
FreshPrinceofXKCD wrote:
it was definitely an xkcd comic.

Bet you five bucks it isn't.

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Thu May 12, 2016 4:37 pm UTC
by SecondTalon
phlip wrote:
FreshPrinceofXKCD wrote:
it was definitely an xkcd comic.

Bet you five bucks it isn't.

I'll bet $5000 USD it isn't an xkcd comic.

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Thu May 12, 2016 5:02 pm UTC
by Zohar
SecondTalon wrote:
phlip wrote:
FreshPrinceofXKCD wrote:
it was definitely an xkcd comic.

Bet you five bucks it isn't.

I'll bet $5000 USD it isn't an xkcd comic.

For that much money surely someone can convince Randall to make it into a comic and split the profits 50-50? Surely $2500 is considerably more than he makes on a single comic (if it's not it means he's making around $400K a year from the comics and I find that unlikely), and he's prolific enough that he won't lose many people over a single lousy comic.

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Thu May 12, 2016 5:05 pm UTC
by SecondTalon
Quiet, you.

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Thu May 12, 2016 6:29 pm UTC
by Deva
Clicked through all comics (1-1210) and What Ifs (1-44) at least three years old. Checked blag posts too. Found nothing visually similar. Includes other aerial transportation, such as zeppelins and airplanes. Did not inspect Click and Drag (1110). May have missed other versions of Umwelt (1037).

Could have overlooked it in large images, such as Height (482), or while glancing through. Spent several hours already, however, on both xkcd and non-xkcd searches. Resisted all attempts. Declines to retread old ground.

Presents a consolation comic instead.
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Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Mon May 16, 2016 7:12 am UTC
by Djehutynakht
^ That is some dedication there.

This position should be funded. Somebody find us a grant.

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Sat May 28, 2016 9:29 am UTC
by Kalium_Puceon
Zohar wrote:
SecondTalon wrote:
phlip wrote:
FreshPrinceofXKCD wrote:
it was definitely an xkcd comic.

Bet you five bucks it isn't.

I'll bet $5000 USD it isn't an xkcd comic.

For that much money surely someone can convince Randall to make it into a comic and split the profits 50-50? Surely $2500 is considerably more than he makes on a single comic (if it's not it means he's making around $400K a year from the comics and I find that unlikely), and he's prolific enough that he won't lose many people over a single lousy comic.

If you're going to make sweeping bets like this you want to specify that is hasn't been a comic up to this point.

but yeah, as someone who's read the entire xkcd archive I have never seen that kind of comic in there. Besides, I think that an OhNoRobot search for "Joke" would turn it up pretty quickly.

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Sat May 28, 2016 3:38 pm UTC
by Deva
Kalium_Puceon wrote:Besides, I think that an OhNoRobot search for "Joke" would turn it up pretty quickly.

Not necessarily. Searches some, but not all. Example: "Ornithology". Fails to find 867. May only search very old comics.

Edit: Investigated. Presumes comics 1-580. Try "Glau". Appears in 580 and 581. Caught 580, but not 581.

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 3:28 pm UTC
by addams
I am looking for a comic showing Cueball helping a computer illiterate Old Person.

I'm fuzzy on the 'punch line'.
And/or the Title.

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2016 3:32 pm UTC
by Deva
763, 627, or 1479?

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 4:41 am UTC
by addams
Yes.
https://xkcd.com/627/

Thank you, Deva.
How do you Do it??

questions.
Spoiler:
Do you have every comic memorized?
Do you remember everything that way?

I've heard remembering everything is a burden.
Is it?

Or; Does it make everyone else seem ... forgetful?

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 6:58 am UTC
by Deva
Answers:
Spoiler:
Recalled the first two (by content, not number). Supplemented that with a Google search. Guesses something like xkcd Computer Help. Fares better with older comics. Treads that more often.

Excels in some areas. Stinks at others. Examples:
- Played a board game. Gave you a situation. Chose one action from a list. Spat out a numbered entry in a book (1-2400 or so). Repeated that number aloud while looking for it. Still forgot occasionally. (Saved it sometimes too. Continued repeating, despite forgetting. Listened for that.)
- Always took notes in class. Remembered writing certain information during tests sometimes. (Generally retains written information better than spoken.)
- Struggles horribly with names and faces. Have you ever forgotten a parent’s appearance after thirty minutes? (Planned to meet back up. Arrived first. Panicked slightly. Knew roughly what they looked like. Probably stared at people’s faces longer than polite. Recognized them on sight, fortunately.)

Shrugs. Usually feels like the forgetful one. Occurs often with names. Definitely recalls events better off forgotten, though.

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 12:57 pm UTC
by Enuja
I can't find this one because I'm shaky on the actual content, but the symbolism of the art really struck me. Usually, Randall depicts gender with hair (long hair is female, the no hair default head circle defaults to male), which annoys me. But, one time, in a comic about the future, gender was communicated with words, and the hair was completely different. Refreshingly, awesomely, reference-worthy different. But I can't find it. I think maybe the characters were talking about cultural references to the past, and with a floating vehicle of some kind, (And, no, I'm not talking about Nostalgia https://xkcd.com/318/; that one has the usual hair convention.)

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 1:15 pm UTC
by HES
Enuja wrote:the characters were talking about cultural references to the past, and with a floating vehicle of some kind
Sounds like https://xkcd.com/1262/ but I don't see the gender reference

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2016 1:25 pm UTC
by Enuja
Yes, that's it!

And, unsurprisingly, I remembered it a bit wrong. Namely, that gender is marked for the drawn characters, in some way: it isn't. However, what is true is that "male" is not the default. The character quoting Star Wars references a grandmother (not father), and both characters have a default hairstyle that does not communicate gender. So they could be gender free, or a new gender, or both female, or both male, or one male and one male, or any other combination or permutation. We simply don't know. But we do know that the default is not male. Thank you for finding that for me!

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 4:41 pm UTC
by bult84
Macros wrote:Hi,

I require your help finding a comic.
It shows a father talking "lines" to his son.
The son develops the ideas of these lines whith each panel, they transform into curved lines and finally into a chaotic idea pool at the time he graduates. After that the get flatter and flatter until he tells his sond the same old boring lines.
I would be happy if you could link me to the panel I search.

I thought it is an xkcd, but yesterdaay i digged trough the whole archive and didn't find it. Although I may have missed it.
Google didn't help me either.

Google is help ful to everyone. Maybe you are trying to be so rude with google. :P :D

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2016 5:35 pm UTC
by cdlvcdlv
Hi everyone.

I'm trying to find an xkcd comic where women's and men's talking styles where compared. Men make hierarchical digressions but eventually return to the point while women don't. The drawing was just a tree showing it. I was pretty sure it was from xkcd but I am beginning to doubt it because I've searched ohnorobot, google and the like to no avail. Does anybody remember which one it was?

Re: The "I can't find a particular XKCD comic" thread

Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2016 12:57 pm UTC
by Zohar
That really doesn't sound like xkcd, the comic usually doesn't make sweeping generalizations of people based on their gender...