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Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby suffer-cait » Mon Sep 12, 2016 7:37 am UTC

I went to Hokonui today, which is supposed to be the southmost distellary in earth. Their moonshine is yum. I should have bought some.
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So... if Randall were to pour a Budweiser into a glass, would it turn into a session IPA?

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Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby Plasma Man » Fri Jun 02, 2017 11:00 pm UTC

Went to the beer festival today. Drank 9 pints in 11 hours. Home safe now. That is all.
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Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby somitomi » Mon Aug 28, 2017 11:51 pm UTC

A couple of high school classmates showed up, we bummed around town for a while and then sat down on the porch for a couple drinks.
I'm unpleasantly like drunk right now. Kind of drowsy and clumsy, that's how it goes if I drink slowly.
I'm gonne go sleep now.
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Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby Ginger » Wed Dec 27, 2017 8:22 am UTC

One time I got totally drunk out of my mind and did questionable things with my makeup. I had to clean it off my walls when I woke up the next morning. No hangover thanks be for the Goddesses. Then other times I get drunk and go out in public to get taken advantage of and giggle drunkenly while they do it. Being drunk makes me a lot more confident and sexier to people it seems. Worrying....
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Postby SecondTalon » Thu Dec 28, 2017 4:12 pm UTC

Not sexier to others. Same amount of sexy.

Just less likely to say no.
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Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby Ginger » Thu Dec 28, 2017 7:22 pm UTC

Okay. Then we can drink two big bottles of rum and vomit on each other like I've done. Is that sexy drunk lady for you lads and lasses?
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Postby SecondTalon » Thu Dec 28, 2017 7:38 pm UTC

I do know people in to that.
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Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby Ginger » Fri Dec 29, 2017 8:27 am UTC

I actually hate being drunk most of the time. It feels freeing and at the same time constricting. Like I'm fighting to regain control of my body after it was taken away. And people say I always without fail get too drunk. I've missed appointments because of Real Drunkenness and made a fool trashy slut of myself because of it. Drinking is fun AND sucks at the same time yay! But I never get hangovers for some reason.... Dunno why? And when I get high on drugs people don't even notice except to say I seem "Bubblier" but then when I get drunk EVERYBODY NOTICES. Strangeness.
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Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby cephalopod9 » Tue Jan 09, 2018 9:11 am UTC

The store has these tiny, hard alcohol bottles, for a dollar, and I keep seeing them and thinking that seems like a responsible amount. but it's actually kind of difficult to estimate
the amount of drunkenness of
... 100 ml (two, tiny, plastic bottels) of vodka in 355ml of glass bottle orange soda.
which, this is kind of not quite as drunk as i want to be, but also
do I need to be drunk? was this a good choice? I wanted to feel Sleepy, but I mostly feel like Playing Minecraft.
or like... I want to get more drunk, and hang out with some dogs.

A week and a half ago I tried half a melatonin and a glass of really bad box wine, and it was like trying to arange your house in a bethesda game. My coordination went weird, like I put my toothbrush in my mouth and then the tooth brush hit the bathroom mirror, and it took me three tries to pick up my face moisturizer.

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Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby cephalopod9 » Tue Jan 09, 2018 9:11 am UTC

The store has these tiny, hard alcohol bottles, for a dollar, and I keep seeing them and thinking that seems like a responsible amount. but it's actually kind of difficult to estimate
the amount of drunkenness of
... 100 ml (two, tiny, plastic bottels) of vodka in 355ml of glass bottle orange soda.
which, this is kind of not quite as drunk as i want to be, but also
do I need to be drunk? was this a good choice? I wanted to feel Sleepy, but I mostly feel like Playing Minecraft.
or like... I want to get more drunk, and hang out with some dogs.

A week and a half ago I tried half a melatonin and a glass of really bad box wine, and it was like trying to arange your house in a bethesda game. My coordination went weird, like I put my toothbrush in my mouth and then the tooth brush hit the bathroom mirror, and it took me three tries to pick up my face moisturizer.

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Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby ivnja » Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:46 am UTC

cephalopod9 wrote:The store has these tiny, hard alcohol bottles, for a dollar, and I keep seeing them and thinking that seems like a responsible amount. but it's actually kind of difficult to estimate the amount of drunkenness of ... 100 ml (two, tiny, plastic bottels)

In New England, we call those nips. A standard (if not "official," outside of Utah) shot in the US is 1.5 oz, or 44 ml, so your two nips were about two and a quarter shots.

The problem with them is that while they're a good responsible amount if you're at home, and great for sampling different types of alcohol, they get used a lot for on-the-go drunk driving :/ Little Fireball bottles all over the sides of some roadways up here, and it's become a political issue over what to do about it. Maine's governor has taken the opportunity to throw a bit of a pissyfit over the whole thing, as is his wont.
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Re: Actual Drnukenness!

Postby cephalopod9 » Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:36 am UTC

ivnja wrote:A standard (if not "official," outside of Utah) shot in the US is 1.5 oz, or 44 ml, so your two nips were about two and a quarter shots.
... between 2.27 and 2.2 shots depending on your significant figures? I was under the impression each nip bottle was supposed to be roughly a shot. (I'm presently not drunk, but I've just a little out of it today. I'm going to blame barometric pressure changes effecting my temperamental sinuses)

I'm not sure how well I do at gauging my own level of drunkness. I have one or a few drinks maybe every other week. Two nips of vodka felt a bit less, on the get me drunk level, than a large, restaurant beer, which is a step down from an individual carton of wine.

I kind of want to drink more often, but a lot of the process around it is a bring down.
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