Why was phosphorus worried?

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Why was phosphorus worried?

Postby gd1 » Wed Jun 26, 2013 6:47 am UTC

Because sulfur and chlorine argon.

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In the same vein of humor as why 6 was afraid of 7 (because 7 8 9).
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Re: Why was phosphorus worried?

Postby Meteoric » Wed Jun 26, 2013 6:52 am UTC

Ah, but why was 5 afraid of 6?

Induction!

(I'm pretty sure I got that one from the joke thread in our own math forum, but it seemed relevant here.)
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Re: Why was phosphorus worried?

Postby cphite » Fri Jun 28, 2013 3:12 pm UTC

What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium

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Re: Why was phosphorus worried?

Postby dudiobugtron » Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:55 pm UTC

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who thought the joke was going to be about binary.
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Re: Why was phosphorus worried?

Postby SlyReaper » Sun Jun 30, 2013 2:12 pm UTC

I was going to tell a joke about sodium, but then I thought... Na.
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Re: Why was phosphorus worried?

Postby Sizik » Sun Jun 30, 2013 4:26 pm UTC

dudiobugtron wrote:There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who thought the joke was going to be about binary.


There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand hexadecimal, and F the rest.
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