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You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 6:57 pm UTC
by marionic
This is not a safe place for flicky.

I kill flicky by hitting him with a crowbar.

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:04 pm UTC
by maninblack
I kill flicky by shooting him in the head.

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:05 pm UTC
by marionic
I kill flicky with lasers.

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:06 pm UTC
by maninblack
I kill flicky with kindness.

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:07 pm UTC
by marionic
I kill flicky with brotherly love.

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:09 pm UTC
by maninblack
I kill flicky with a bear hug. That is I find a bear to "hug" him, and it crushes him.

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:09 pm UTC
by marionic
I kill flicky with MIB's explanation of a bear hug.

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:11 pm UTC
by maninblack
I kill flicky with a wood chipper.

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:13 pm UTC
by freezeblade
maninblack wrote:I kill flicky with a wood chipper.


I kill flicky with references to movies about a state that shouldn't even exist!
I then call maninblack mr. pink and kill him for not tipping.

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:15 pm UTC
by marionic
I kill flicky with an ambiguous post.

I then kill freezeblade in an ambiguous way for killing MIB.

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:16 pm UTC
by maninblack
I kill flicky accidentally shooting him in the face when the car we're riding in hits a bump.

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:17 pm UTC
by Darvince
I kill flicky by nuking Britain. Bye marionic.

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:18 pm UTC
by marionic
I rise from the dead and kill flicky and Darvince by drowning them in the many flicky corpses we've made.

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:20 pm UTC
by maninblack
I kill flicky by removing his heart from his chest, and showing it to him before he dies.

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:21 pm UTC
by freezeblade
I kill flicky by shooting first.

(then shooting greedo)

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:24 pm UTC
by marionic
I kill flicky by throwing his 2-year old self off a bridge.

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:24 pm UTC
by maninblack
I kill flicky in an epic light saber battle. (I'll let you pick which of the 6 movies that refers to.)

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:25 pm UTC
by marionic
I kill flicky with 6 movies.

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:26 pm UTC
by freezeblade
I kill flicky with a cricket bat.


(what, how do you kill zombies?)

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:26 pm UTC
by maninblack
I kill flicky by running him over with a truck.

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:30 pm UTC
by freezeblade
I kill flicky by telling him my evil plan, tying him up, then leaving him on a slowly-lowering platform to be eaten by sharks (frickin lazer beams included), in closed room, totally ungarded.

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:30 pm UTC
by Darvince
I kill flicky by posting in this thread.

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:33 pm UTC
by marionic
I kill flicky by showing him the "You must not kill flicky." thread to catch him off guard.

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 7:53 pm UTC
by Darvince
I kill flicky by polonium poisoning.

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:01 pm UTC
by maninblack
I kill flicky by choking him with my bare hands.

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:08 pm UTC
by thecamoninja
I force flicky to kill seven people and make horcruxes so that he can't be killed.

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:17 pm UTC
by Dr. Diaphanous
I shoot flicky in the brain stem with a GAU-8 avenger anti-tank gatling cannon.

Edit: 4200 armour-piercing incendiary shells per minute should be able to sort out horcruxes if some puny old magic sword can.

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:21 pm UTC
by marionic
I kill a billion more flickies.

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:24 pm UTC
by thecamoninja
I mourn the death of each an every one, promising that they will come back as vengeful ghosts to deal you justice.

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:27 pm UTC
by Dr. Diaphanous
I lower flicky into molten steel.

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 8:31 pm UTC
by Darvince
I violently murder 2.27 flickies.

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 9:01 pm UTC
by Dr. Diaphanous
"flicky! no! I can't!". My voice is snatched away by the roar of the blizzard whipping across the seemingly boundless face of the mountain.
"You ... must". flicky's condition has worsened even in the last few minutes. His voice comes in thin gasps. "No ... use. Do it ... or we both die." His face is cold and white with strain, and the frost that rimes his cheeks refuses to melt. But his eyes show he knows that there is only one option. My utility knife appears, swiss steel dull in my gloved hand. The blade touches the rope between us. A nod. The knife moves, and fibres of the rope come loose. My mind is as numb as my frozen fingers as I cut.

A last motion, and the rope is severed, frayed ends streaming out into the night. For a second that will hang before me for as long as I live, our eyes meet for the final time, as flicky's failing grip crumbles the new ice on the handhold. Then he is falling, falling as he is swallowed up by the dense white infinity of that savage place.

I cling, motionless to the uncaring rock, staring down into nothing, for an age, as the storm howl relentlessly on. And my soul, my soul clings there still.

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 11:09 pm UTC
by marionic
I am suddenly a lightning bolt, striking flicky. Woah.

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 11:19 pm UTC
by XTCamus
Can I really? Oh, man, this is going to be sweet! How about I lock flicky in a room with no computer, and no way to play Forum Games? Then we can all watch as flicky slowly goes mad, and eventually chews off his own face.

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 11:33 pm UTC
by Darvince
I snatch all possibility of sound from flicky, and then decrease the air pressure around him to 0.000000000012 pascals.

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2012 11:41 pm UTC
by Dr. Diaphanous
I drop flicky into a vat of weasels.

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 12:32 am UTC
by thecamoninja
I weasel flicky into a vat of drop bears

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:27 am UTC
by marionic
XTCamus wrote:Can I really? Oh, man, this is going to be sweet! How about I lock flicky in a room with no computer, and no way to play Forum Games? Then we can all watch as flicky slowly goes mad, and eventually chews off his own face.


You don't know how to make flicky die. How about I lock flicky in a room with no computer, and no way to look at forums, comics, cartoons, or wikis? Then we can all watch as flicky slowly goes mad, and eventually chews off his own face. That's how it's done. :twisted:

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 12:29 am UTC
by thecamoninja
I think a lack of computer kind of implies a lack of internet access in general

Re: You must kill flicky

Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 5:44 am UTC
by eculc
well, who knows, maybe he has a smartphone or something.

I dunk flick into boiling oil.