You must kill flicky

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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby eculc » Fri Nov 23, 2012 5:44 am UTC

well, who knows, maybe he has a smartphone or something.

I dunk flick into boiling oil.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby WarDaft » Fri Nov 23, 2012 8:42 am UTC

I kill flicky with flicky.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Fri Nov 23, 2012 10:05 am UTC

I kill flicky with a Rick roll.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby Vytron » Sat Nov 24, 2012 5:11 am UTC

I put flicky in a machine that clones and kills flicky continuously.
Go! Go! You can do it username5243!
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Sat Nov 24, 2012 11:30 am UTC

I enhance Vytron's machines so that more flickies are made and killed, and the deaths are more painful.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Sat Nov 24, 2012 1:15 pm UTC

Disdaining fortune, with my brandish'd steel,
Which smoked with bloody execution,
Like valor's minion carved out my passage
Till I faced the flicky,
Which ne'er shook hands, nor bade farewell to him,
Till I unseam'd him from the nave to the chaps,
And fix'd his head upon our battlements.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby SlyReaper » Sat Nov 24, 2012 1:32 pm UTC

I turn flicky into a duck.

I then shoot him, shred him, and put him in a pancake with some hoi sin sauce.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Sat Nov 24, 2012 1:38 pm UTC

I kill flicky and use him as a footrest. I then eat SlyReaper's last kill.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Sat Nov 24, 2012 2:33 pm UTC

I make a planet out of a mole of flickies.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Sat Nov 24, 2012 6:33 pm UTC

I make a mole of planets of flickies.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby ArDeeJ » Sat Nov 24, 2012 6:58 pm UTC

I make out with flicky, and then. Need I elaborate?
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby SlyReaper » Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:16 pm UTC

ArDeeJ wrote:I make out with flicky, and then. Need I elaborate?

Please do.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby thecamoninja » Sat Nov 24, 2012 9:07 pm UTC

He gave flicky AIDS.
I cure Flicky's AIDS, but it's already too late for him...
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby ArDeeJ » Sat Nov 24, 2012 9:12 pm UTC

I gave him my AIDS, it was the only AIDS I got! Just for that I kill flicky.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby SlyReaper » Sat Nov 24, 2012 9:25 pm UTC

I create a spacetime bubble around the planet which cancels out gravity. The Earth tears itself apart by centrifugal force as it spins, thus killing every living thing including flicky.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Sun Nov 25, 2012 9:26 am UTC

I tell flicky that everyone is out to kill him and give him a pill to end his life quickly and painlessly.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby ArDeeJ » Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:18 pm UTC

I give flicky a dalek.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:29 pm UTC

I blow up flicky's lungs from the inside.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby thecamoninja » Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:38 pm UTC

I flick flicky to death
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Sun Nov 25, 2012 7:28 pm UTC

I summon death to kill flicky.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby SlyReaper » Sun Nov 25, 2012 7:31 pm UTC

I summon flicky to kill death... and then sit back and watch as death wipes the floor with flicky.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby Darvince » Sun Nov 25, 2012 11:16 pm UTC

I summon to death. Flicky dies.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Mon Nov 26, 2012 12:23 pm UTC

I summon flicky in a magic-proof area. Being summoned in a magic-proof area is lethal.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby freezeblade » Mon Nov 26, 2012 8:01 pm UTC

Does not want to play by the rules.

Refrains from killing flicky.

Can't give a fuck.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby maninblack » Mon Nov 26, 2012 8:13 pm UTC

I go back in time, and kill flicky's parents. Flicky never exists.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:25 pm UTC

You killed marionic! And took away my opportunities to kill flicky! I go back in time and bludgeon maninblack before he kills flicky's parents. Then I genetically modify them so their children will have a fatal allergy to nitrogen.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby thecamoninja » Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:24 am UTC

I put flicky in an environment of pure nitrogen. It's not to exploit his allergy or anything, he just suffocates.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:24 am UTC

I inhale some nitrogen, then press a button that switches my health with flicky's.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby Adam H » Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:56 pm UTC

I rescue flicky from all of these deaths, and ask him incredulously why everyone hates him so much.

Then he opens his mouth and Oh me yarm I kill that mutherfucker.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby maninblack » Tue Nov 27, 2012 6:41 pm UTC

Head shot!
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby Vytron » Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:52 am UTC

I set up flicky the bomb.
Go! Go! You can do it username5243!
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby ArDeeJ » Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:00 am UTC

All the killing in this thread makes flicky sad and depressed. He almost jumps off a bridge, but luckily I get there before he jumps and bump him down. The thread's title is "You must kill flicky", after all.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby WarDaft » Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:07 am UTC

I make flicky watch Alone in the Dark over and over, because someone told me Uwe must kill flicky.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby eculc » Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:31 pm UTC

I give flicky fatal death syndrome.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:34 pm UTC

I drill through flicky.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby maninblack » Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:15 pm UTC

I smother flicky with a pillow.
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Wed Nov 28, 2012 8:56 pm UTC

I sent flicky for a long walk on a short pier with concrete trainers.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby Moose Anus » Wed Nov 28, 2012 9:05 pm UTC

I kill flicky by crashing my car while he gives me a blowjob.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby UniqueScreenname » Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:19 pm UTC

Vote: flicky

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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby freezeblade » Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:35 pm UTC

The members of the "You must kill flicky" thread gathered around the fully mutilated corpse/pile of atoms that was once Flicky. "You know it needed to be done," Asserted USN. They all nodded in unison, "So say we all."

It was pretty hard to get the puddle of burnt mush into the noose, and after much debate and head-scratching, the consenious was to hang what remained of the left pinky finger. It hung lamely in the fading evening light.

Flicky was lynched, he was an innocent, and a member of the town.
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