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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:01 pm UTC

I kill the spare flicky.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:01 pm UTC

I die of physics.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:09 am UTC

I kill flicky through a method best described using this graph:

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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:36 am UTC

I hurt myself in confusion!
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:39 am UTC

I cast Blizzaga on level 1 flicky. He's DEEEAAAD.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:40 am UTC

I cast Curaga on zombie flicky. He's un-undead.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:41 am UTC

I mistake flicky for paper and do origami.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:50 am UTC

I dive into a giant paper shredder.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Sat Jan 12, 2013 10:02 am UTC

I open the lid to the shredder and put a lit match in.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jan 12, 2013 10:04 am UTC

I magically transport myself into Wonderland. Its physics are incompatible with me, and I am ripped into atoms.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Sat Jan 12, 2013 10:05 am UTC

I kill the dead atoms to death.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby Vytron » Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:09 pm UTC

I turn flicky1991 into a dead horse, then I beat him.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby freezeblade » Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:54 pm UTC

I AM a dead horse. I fall on flicky. He dies.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:43 am UTC

I crush some dead horses in a cider press to extract their rotting fluids, then I drown flicky in the barrel of horse-rot.

ew.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby careyhammer » Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:49 pm UTC

I cast the Doom spell on Flicky and then attack him with my sword.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:11 pm UTC

I kill flicky with blatant hypocrisy.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby Vytron » Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:10 am UTC

I fastforward 2000 years.

*Checks*

Yup, flicky is dead.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:52 am UTC

I give wine to flicky's donkey, then make him watch it trying to eat figs. He dies of laughter.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jan 22, 2013 1:44 pm UTC

I make it into the government base unscathed and unnoticed. Activating my superhuman sight (by putting my glasses on), I see Vytron and orangedragonfire standing guard outside the vault. I can hear Diaphanous' voice to my right, but I turn and see it's just one of the propaganda videos that hypnotised the population of the world into putting him in charge. I wait for my allies to arrive. Right on cue, marionic and ArDeeJ blink into existence in front of the vault. Vytron and ODF yell in surprise and begin to draw their laser guns, but my teammates have the element of surprise, and the guards are tasered into unconsciousness. Alarms begin to sound, but I take my opportunity to launch a disintegrator shell at the vault door. The three of us rush in, expecting access to Diaphanous' battle plans - but the room contains the monster himself!

Dr Diaphanous looks nothing like the handsome bearded man in the videos - he is a hulking monster covered in the body parts of the people he's absorbed. I can see the faces of freezeblade and Darvince staring at me from under the monster's own face. His second-in-command, maninblack, is in the room too. MIB steps towards me and says, "You must kill flicky."

Behind me, marionic and ArDeeJ say, "We must kill flicky."
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby thecamoninja » Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:22 pm UTC

The moment is tense - incredibly tense. Tenser than any moment has any right to be be. Or at least, it must feel that way to Flicky. Once one has been hypnotized by "Doctor D" (whose real name I dare not speak in such a situation), your perception of that sort of thing is dulled.

The shock of sudden hypnosis paralyzed Marionic and ArDeej for a moment. Either "Doctor D" or maninblack could be on Flicky in an instant, but they too are still; biding their time. Waiting. They do not merely want to kill Flicky, they want to see Flicky betrayed by his own teammates. Slowly, zombie-like, Marionic and ArDeej begin to shamble forward towards Flicky, one mumbling "Kill, kill, kill..." even as the other repeats "Flicky, Flicky, Flicky..." Maninblack smiles deviously, evilly, looks at his hypnotized mind-puppets through those terrible dark glasses without which he has never been seen, and snaps his fingers. Even through his black leather glove, the sound of that snap resonates throughout the vault like a gunshot. Though still hypnotized, Marionic and ArDeej no longer act as though they are bound by heavy shackles. That snap of the fingers changed something in them: their hunched, zombie-ish countenances suddenly straighten, their eyes flash menacingly, then narrow to stare with single-minded purpose at Flicky's distraught face. In an instant, the simultaneously leap towards Flicky, tasers still in hand, about to strike, about to kill--

Luckily for Flicky, that snap was my signal as well. In the instant before contact, I move from utter stillness in the shadows directly into action. My perfectly camouflaged cover disintegrates as I launch myself from a hiding spot in an upper corner of the room, next to the ceiling. I fly directly over maninblack's head and smash shoulder-first into Flicky, knocking him to the ground moments before the tasers fire what would have been at least 400 kV directly into Flicky's body. My hand shoots out and grabs ArDeej's wrist, wrenching and turning it with such force that he is pulled to the ground, his weapon clattering from his hand. With no time wasted I turn my attention to marionic, who is standing above, ready to strike. I do not give him the opportunity: in a flash I have kicked the taser out of his hand as well, and he is stumbling back from the force of the blow. With only seconds left to me before either maninblack or "Doctor D" intervenes and ends this, I spring to my feet, bend down, lift Flicky off the ground, and fling him bodily over my shoulder. Even as I do so, I drop a smoke bomb. Once out of the vault and out of immediate danger, I fling a camouflage cloak over Flicky's body and activate my own, enabling us to escape from the military base unharmed.

When Flicky regains consciousness, the first thing he sees is me standing over him.
"Hello Flicky," I say, as he vigorously blinks to clear his vision. "You've built up quite a reputation as a rebel leader. You'll be glad to know that I myself am not hypnotized, nor am I in the employ of 'Doctor D'. However, I am afraid to say that I have been hired to kill you."
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:34 pm UTC

Flicky thinks about the situation. "Why would he go out of the way to save me if he's just going to kill me? Of course. He won't get paid if he doesn't kill me."

Flicky takes a gun out from his inventory, causing the ninja assassin to pause. Flicky said to him "This gun contains a single bullet. It has WiFi on it, and it will upload to the internet who it has killed."

Flicky pointed the gun at himself. He pulled the trigger and straight away, "Flicky" was posted as the victim of Flicky's gun. Now Thecamoninja wasn't Flicky's killer. He didn't get his promised 1,000,000 gold coins, and that was his last chance to get the much needed money... yay!
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby freezeblade » Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:55 pm UTC

"God DAMN it..." muddered Thecamoninja darkly, "There goes the one mill."
As his mind pondered his next coarse of action, the lifeless form of flicky seemed to shift, perhaps sink, every so slightly. Thecamoninja raised an eyebrow, moving backwards slightly twards the door, almost subconciously.

A fine mist of sparkles began to rise from the pile of flicky, seeming to deflate the clothes around him, exuding a yellowish light. The flecks of light began to form a faintly familar pattern. Thecamoninja's other eyebrow rose to meet the other one, perching just below the shocked wrinkles on his forehead.

"But it can't be," he sputtered. "Pixles?"

The pattern of pixles began to form strangly familar blocky text in front of his eyes:

"Your target is in another castle."
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby freezeblade » Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:59 pm UTC

Ignore me, double post.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Fri Jan 25, 2013 6:31 pm UTC

Thecamoninja jumps back and notices he was looking at an arcade machine in the popular arcade "Forum Games". Thecamoninja is shocked by the illusion from the "You must kill flicky" machine. He shot at Flicky, but then noticed he wasn't playing the arcade machine any more - he had killed the real Flicky.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:49 pm UTC

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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby Vytron » Mon Jan 28, 2013 9:58 am UTC

:shock:

Spoiler:
Vytron gets some popcorn.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Mon Jan 28, 2013 7:23 pm UTC

Spoiler:
Vytron chokes on the popcorn
and so does flicky, causing him to die.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Wed Jan 30, 2013 1:38 pm UTC

Panicked crowds stampede out of the arcade, fleeing the shooter inside. Thecamoninja sits dazed in the arcade, gun in hand. He is alone, apart from the choking Vytron, whose last wheezes can almost be heard above the wailing sirens of the approaching police. Flicky is slumped lifeless and waxen-pale on the floor, which is stained wine-dark with his lifeblood.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:39 pm UTC

I impale myself on a long story.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Wed Jan 30, 2013 7:46 pm UTC

Flicky kills me and then commits suicide because he can't live with the guilt of killing me.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:50 pm UTC

I kill marionic then commit suicide because I can't live with the guilt of not killing flicky.

Then I come back as a wraith and trick flicky into chugging venom.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:55 pm UTC

I chug flicky.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Fri Feb 01, 2013 5:02 pm UTC

I gut flicky
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Feb 01, 2013 8:18 pm UTC

I flick my guts. Ouch.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Sat Feb 02, 2013 9:51 pm UTC

I store flicky on a USB and delete him.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby freezeblade » Mon Feb 04, 2013 5:49 pm UTC

I tie flicky to the train tracks, then stroke my mustache.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby Dr. Diaphanous » Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:03 pm UTC

I train flicky to track ties, then put a tie above a huge caldera of lava.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Mon Feb 04, 2013 6:49 pm UTC

I flick ties at a track trainee, and I then proceed to kill flicky.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:41 am UTC

I refuse to reference the previous post, and am killed for it.
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Re: You must kill flicky

Postby marionic » Sun Feb 10, 2013 10:39 am UTC

I kill the previous poster.
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