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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jun 20, 2016 4:46 pm UTC

Yes.

You are taller than 6 foot.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby emlightened » Mon Jun 20, 2016 5:03 pm UTC

No, thank goodness.

Your favourite fruit is a citrus fruit.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby Beavertails » Mon Jun 20, 2016 5:09 pm UTC

Tough call. But it's true that nothing beats a freshly picked pineapple.

You do not enjoy green peppers.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby emlightened » Mon Jun 20, 2016 5:10 pm UTC

I don't, but you do.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby Beavertails » Mon Jun 20, 2016 5:12 pm UTC

No. No no no. And their flavour taints everything they touch.

You live in an apartment.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jun 20, 2016 6:02 pm UTC

False.

You've watched at least part of one of the matches in the Euro 2016 so far.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby Beavertails » Mon Jun 20, 2016 6:04 pm UTC

I have. Go Belgium!

You are thirsty.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby patzer » Mon Jun 20, 2016 6:05 pm UTC

I think I saw a minute or two of some of the games. They came on when I switched the TV on looking for other stuff.

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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jun 20, 2016 6:25 pm UTC

Yes.

You've been ninja'd in this thread. :P
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby Beavertails » Mon Jun 20, 2016 6:26 pm UTC

Heh. I have!

You like hamburgers.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jun 20, 2016 6:35 pm UTC

Yes!

You've owned a Nintendo console.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby Beavertails » Mon Jun 20, 2016 6:41 pm UTC

I have.

And an Atari.

You have played pinball.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby Tillian » Thu Jun 23, 2016 4:19 pm UTC

Once, I think. Otherwise I've mostly just watched their Blinkenlights when standing around bored in shopping malls and suchlike.

You have talked with one of your parents today.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby thunk » Thu Jun 23, 2016 4:29 pm UTC

I was just about to.

You have touched your tongue to a 9V battery.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jun 23, 2016 8:52 pm UTC

No.

You've played a Mega Drive / Genesis (not emulated).
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby Tillian » Fri Jun 24, 2016 5:54 am UTC

Oh yes!

You remember your dreams from last night.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jun 24, 2016 6:12 am UTC

Nope.

You're displeased with the referendum result.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby Neil_Boekend » Fri Jun 24, 2016 9:32 am UTC

Yes.

You often feel like drinking more coffee than is wise for your sleep schedule.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby Beavertails » Fri Jun 24, 2016 2:48 pm UTC

I drink a pot a day. I love my coffee. COFFEE.
COFFEE!!!!


You like pumpkin pie.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby Neil_Boekend » Fri Jun 24, 2016 3:00 pm UTC

Depends on which definition you mean

You're over 25 years old.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby SirGabriel » Fri Jun 24, 2016 4:29 pm UTC

Depends on what you mean by over 25. I have not yet turned 26.

You are less than 35 years old.

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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby emlightened » Fri Jun 24, 2016 5:02 pm UTC

By far!

Your age is a multiple of 6.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby thunk » Fri Jun 24, 2016 5:28 pm UTC

No. It's 2 (mod 6).

You don't like cats.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby Neil_Boekend » Fri Jun 24, 2016 5:59 pm UTC

That's incorrect. I love cats, I just don't see how people can mistake them for pets.

You love cats.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jun 24, 2016 6:00 pm UTC

True. Despite what you might expect.

You've sung in front of an audience.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby Beavertails » Fri Jun 24, 2016 6:03 pm UTC

I have.

Not well. But I have.

You've gone swimming in the last 90 days.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jun 24, 2016 6:10 pm UTC

More like 5000 days.

You're accessing this site through a mobile internet connection.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby thunk » Sat Jun 25, 2016 4:14 am UTC

No.

You have observed Saturn through a telescope.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby faubiguy » Sat Jun 25, 2016 4:56 am UTC

No.

You have ridden a unicycle.

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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jun 25, 2016 7:06 am UTC

No.

Your avatar has previously been used by someone else.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby thunk » Sun Jun 26, 2016 6:15 am UTC

To the best of my knowledge, not here.

You have just woken up.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jun 26, 2016 8:15 am UTC

Correct.

You've read a novel that was written as a tie-in to a TV series.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby emlightened » Sun Jun 26, 2016 7:52 pm UTC

Not that I know of.

Your house number is prime.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby thunk » Sun Jun 26, 2016 8:10 pm UTC

No; it is divisible by 5.

You live in a county whose area is larger than 1500 km^2.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jun 26, 2016 9:04 pm UTC

Yes, and you probably picked that number for a particular reason, I'm guessing.

You've been to a museum in the last 6 months.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby emlightened » Sun Jun 26, 2016 9:32 pm UTC

I don't think so.

The number of pets you own is a squarefree positive integer, excluding fish.

"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jun 26, 2016 9:34 pm UTC

False. It's not positive.

You've never been arrested.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby SirGabriel » Sun Jun 26, 2016 9:37 pm UTC

Not sure what that means, but the number of pets I own isn't any kind of positive integer, even if you include fish.

No, I've never been arrested. Never even gotten a speeding ticket, although I've been pulled over a few times.

All of your pets are dogs, cats, and/or fish, or you have no pets.

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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby thunk » Sun Jun 26, 2016 10:34 pm UTC

Vacuously true, given that my family's last remaining catfish is no more.

You have been attacked by a bird.
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Re: Psychic the next poster

Postby faubiguy » Tue Jun 28, 2016 10:59 am UTC

Not that I recall.

You associate a color with each day of the week.


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