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Re: Kick the Can

Postby maninblack » Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:55 pm UTC

You^ the can. Not to be confused with, "you the man."

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Yay, being on top of the page, this post makes no sense what so ever.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Nov 13, 2012 10:57 pm UTC

I transcend the can.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby Kick » Tue Nov 13, 2012 11:44 pm UTC

I recycle the can and accept the $0.03.
I'm never sarcastic.

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Re: Kick the Can

Postby marionic » Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:01 am UTC

I receive the can and make a can made from 2 recycled cans.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby Vytron » Thu Nov 15, 2012 4:56 pm UTC

Kick wrote:I am the can.


Well, I think that's /thread.

I give all my internets to the can.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby maninblack » Thu Nov 15, 2012 5:21 pm UTC

Al Gore invented the contents of the can.
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: Kick the Can

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Nov 15, 2012 8:28 pm UTC

I grate the can and sprinkle it over some macaroni cheese.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby marionic » Fri Nov 16, 2012 9:51 am UTC

I am the macaroni cheese.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby Pingouin7 » Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:23 pm UTC

I repair the cheese grater using the can's leftovers, then kick that into a cactus.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby marionic » Fri Nov 16, 2012 1:42 pm UTC

I kick the cactus. Owch.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby maninblack » Fri Nov 16, 2012 2:10 pm UTC

The cactus falls on the can.
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: Kick the Can

Postby marionic » Fri Nov 16, 2012 2:42 pm UTC

I can the cactus.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby maninblack » Fri Nov 16, 2012 2:53 pm UTC

The cactus having been canned is placed in a case and shipped to a grocery. The case is stocked on the shelf by the green beans, but the can containing the cactus is dropped on the floor, the lazy stock boy decides not to pick it up, and instead kicks the can.
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: Kick the Can

Postby eculc » Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:51 pm UTC

I kick the can such that its velocity approaches c and it begins fusing with the atmosphere.
Um, this post feels devoid of content. Good luck?
For comparison, that means that if the cabbage guy from Avatar: The Last Airbender filled up his cart with lettuce instead, it would be about a quarter of a lethal dose.

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Re: Kick the Can

Postby marionic » Sat Nov 17, 2012 11:24 am UTC

I kick the atmosphere so hard that the can feels it.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby ArDeeJ » Sat Nov 17, 2012 11:26 am UTC

I kick the can't as instructed.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby marionic » Sat Nov 17, 2012 4:58 pm UTC

A ball enters from the direction of the "Calvin Ball!" thread.

The score is now the can.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby Vytron » Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:41 am UTC

I destroy the can.

Game over!

Um, I guess people will want to keep playing, so:

I put a new can ready to be kicked.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Nov 19, 2012 7:19 am UTC

I absorb the can, and give birth to infinitely many cans over the course of a millisecond.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby marionic » Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:15 am UTC

I absorb infinitely many cans, and give birth to a can over the course of the millisecond.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby maninblack » Wed Nov 21, 2012 4:58 pm UTC

I kick flicky and marionic as they both contain at least one can.
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: Kick the Can

Postby marionic » Wed Nov 21, 2012 4:59 pm UTC

I kick caninblack.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Nov 21, 2012 5:00 pm UTC

marionic wrote:I kick caninblack.

Ditto.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby marionic » Wed Nov 21, 2012 5:02 pm UTC

flicky1991 wrote:
marionic wrote:I kick caninblack.

Ditto.

Ditto.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby maninblack » Wed Nov 21, 2012 5:02 pm UTC

I kick two cans. One hits flicky the other hits marionic.
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.

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Re: Kick the Can

Postby marionic » Wed Nov 21, 2012 5:04 pm UTC

marionic wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:
marionic wrote:I kick caninblack.

Ditto.

Ditto.

Ditto.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Nov 21, 2012 5:14 pm UTC

I kick marionic into maninblack.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby marionic » Wed Nov 21, 2012 5:17 pm UTC

I kick flicky 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times in the face.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Nov 21, 2012 5:18 pm UTC

I only needed nine times!
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby marionic » Wed Nov 21, 2012 5:19 pm UTC

I kick flicky 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 more times in the face.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby Vytron » Thu Nov 22, 2012 6:00 am UTC

I kick marionican.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby marionic » Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:23 am UTC

The marionican transforms into beast mode and rips Vytron to shreads with its claws.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Nov 23, 2012 7:03 am UTC

"Shreads"? I kick a can of spelling errors at marionic's head.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby marionic » Fri Nov 23, 2012 10:10 am UTC

Ia spealt "shreads" wroang?

Ia kiack thea caan aat fliacky.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby Vytron » Sat Nov 24, 2012 6:43 am UTC

I can't kick the can't.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby marionic » Sat Nov 24, 2012 11:32 am UTC

I can.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Nov 26, 2012 7:47 am UTC

I kick the lion-cub-in-a-can at marionic.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby marionic » Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:45 am UTC

I can the lion cub out of its can at flicky.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Nov 26, 2012 9:17 pm UTC

I can not know what that means.
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Re: Kick the Can

Postby maninblack » Mon Nov 26, 2012 9:34 pm UTC

I kick the can of knowledge at flicky.
addams wrote:It was like a game of Rugby and I was the Puck. Yeah. I was taking a beating and I was in the wrong game.
roband wrote:If this is a serious question, the answer is no.
If it's a philosophical one, I have no idea.


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