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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Pingouin7 » Thu Jul 03, 2014 12:26 pm UTC

Bad news: You run out of faces to kick in
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Kewangji wrote:I confess I am actually scared of peanuts, and tend to avoid them, given how lethal they are to some people.

I'm not. I do my part in the fight against peanuts by destroying them with my powerful teeth. Take that peanut! How does being digested feel!?

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Neil_Boekend » Thu Jul 03, 2014 1:15 pm UTC

Good news: people reproduce.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

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flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bug sniper » Sun Jul 06, 2014 3:27 am UTC

Bad News: No Facebashing signs start popping up everywhere.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Neil_Boekend » Mon Jul 07, 2014 5:41 am UTC

Good news: You can safely ignore those signs.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

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flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Yablo » Mon Jul 07, 2014 6:00 pm UTC

Bad news: So can everyone else.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Whizbang » Mon Jul 07, 2014 6:03 pm UTC

Good News: You start wearing a sign on your face, and people ignore you.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Neil_Boekend » Tue Jul 08, 2014 6:34 am UTC

Bad news: as everybody ignores you it gets lonely.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

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flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby voicedotter » Tue Jul 08, 2014 8:50 am UTC

Good news: You don't really mind, you like being alone

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bug sniper » Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:36 am UTC

Bad News: There are rumors of an unusual species of ghost fish that flies through walls and eats people when they shun human contact for long periods of time.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Neil_Boekend » Wed Jul 09, 2014 5:35 am UTC

Good news: the ghost fish are actually really nice and provide interesting conversations.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Earthling on Mars » Wed Jul 09, 2014 1:26 pm UTC

Bad news: while they are preparing to eat you.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby patzer » Wed Jul 09, 2014 2:56 pm UTC

Good news: They have a strange ritual of preparing to eat people but not actually eating them.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands. –Douglas Adams

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Yablo » Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:53 pm UTC

Bad news: They also have a strange ritual of preparing to eat people, and then actually eating them. They like this one better than the other.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Earthling on Mars » Wed Jul 09, 2014 6:32 pm UTC

Good news: They decide which ritual to do by a coin flip. Heads for eating, tails for not eating. It comes up tails this time.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Yablo » Thu Jul 10, 2014 7:41 pm UTC

Bad news: They always go "best two out of three". They flip again.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Neil_Boekend » Fri Jul 11, 2014 7:05 am UTC

Good news: a shark comes in and eats the fishes. He is not interested in you.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

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flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bug sniper » Sat Jul 12, 2014 3:46 am UTC

Bad News: A whale come and eats the shark. He is also interested in you.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Queen Arasene » Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:34 am UTC

Good news: He's just interested in your mind, not your body.
It's Magic. I ain't gonna explain shit.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Neil_Boekend » Tue Jul 15, 2014 12:13 pm UTC

Bad news: he has to damage your body to eat your mind.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

patzer's signature wrote:
flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby KingTip » Fri Jul 18, 2014 7:13 am UTC

good news: you spray your handy Whale Repellent (Certified by the FDA) right in his face.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Djehutynakht » Fri Jul 18, 2014 7:25 am UTC

Bad News: That whale was endangered. You're in trouble.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby KingTip » Fri Jul 18, 2014 8:34 am UTC

good news: The FDA approved it because it is harmless in the way it repels the whale, which happens to be making the whale think you are Hitler for approximately 5 minutes, within those 5 minutes it runs away because whales are like that.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Djehutynakht » Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:47 pm UTC

Bad News: Whales working for the German Police Force have arrested you because they believe you're Hitler.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby KingTip » Sat Jul 19, 2014 2:36 am UTC

good news: You start getting in their truck, but after 5 minutes it wears off and they pay you lots of money for wrongful arrest.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Queen Arasene » Sat Jul 19, 2014 6:38 pm UTC

Bad news: It's false whale money, and you get arrested for possessing it.
It's Magic. I ain't gonna explain shit.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby KingTip » Mon Jul 21, 2014 4:57 am UTC

good news: you have a get out of jail free card(Also certified by the FDA, and for some reason the FBI have guaranteed it to work...).
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Mishrak » Wed Jul 23, 2014 4:56 pm UTC

bad news: You're in a foreign jail that doesn't care what the FBI or the FDA(lol?) think.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby KingTip » Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:37 pm UTC

good news,: the foreign prison lets people free all the time so your good to go.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Yablo » Wed Jul 23, 2014 5:56 pm UTC

Bad news: You're only actually good to go if your government releases five of its own jailed whale-sprayers.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby KingTip » Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:00 pm UTC

good news: they're doing that all the time now.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Queen Arasene » Fri Jul 25, 2014 7:36 pm UTC

Bad news: They only had two in custody due to releasing them so often, so you're stuck in prison a good few years more.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby KingTip » Sat Jul 26, 2014 4:18 am UTC

Good News: You somehow teleport out.
I'm baaaaaaaaack! ( <- sort of ironic cause I left for a little bit, but I might be back...)

Look around you
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Earthling on Mars » Sat Jul 26, 2014 12:56 pm UTC

Bad news: ... into a volcano

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Queen Arasene » Sat Jul 26, 2014 4:47 pm UTC

Good news: It's not active.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby KingTip » Sat Jul 26, 2014 7:33 pm UTC

bad news: your trapped in here
I'm baaaaaaaaack! ( <- sort of ironic cause I left for a little bit, but I might be back...)

Look around you
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Queen Arasene » Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:11 am UTC

Good news: You can get out.
It's Magic. I ain't gonna explain shit.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby KingTip » Sun Jul 27, 2014 2:34 pm UTC

bad news: when you crawl out, you fall 50 feet from a cliff at the edge of the volcano opening
I'm baaaaaaaaack! ( <- sort of ironic cause I left for a little bit, but I might be back...)

Look around you
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bug sniper » Tue Jul 29, 2014 3:03 am UTC

Good News: You have a rope gun.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby KingTip » Tue Jul 29, 2014 3:11 am UTC

Bad news: you forget to use it!
I'm baaaaaaaaack! ( <- sort of ironic cause I left for a little bit, but I might be back...)

Look around you
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Look inside you
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StrexCorp.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Neil_Boekend » Tue Jul 29, 2014 7:51 am UTC

Good news: your cranial implant reminds you that it is an option.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

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