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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby lamora92 » Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:03 am UTC

Bad news: you were too slow and the at wizards have cast a paralysis spell on you.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby faubiguy » Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:29 am UTC

Good news: Due to a rare genetic condition, you are immune to paralysis.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Queen Arasene » Tue Mar 04, 2014 11:40 am UTC

Bad news: The cat wizards are still chasing you. And catching up.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby lamora92 » Tue Mar 04, 2014 1:29 pm UTC

Good news : The traumatic nature of this incident removes a block placed on your memory and you remember that you can teleport..and you teleport back to your house.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Earthling on Mars » Tue Mar 04, 2014 2:18 pm UTC

Bad news: since you haven't teleported in a while, you got a few things wrong. The cats get teleported with you, and you all land in your basement.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby lamora92 » Tue Mar 04, 2014 2:36 pm UTC

Good news : This is their first teleportation, so they are disoriented and are throwing up which gives you plenty of time to teleport to your parents' house ALONE

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby PeteP » Tue Mar 04, 2014 2:55 pm UTC

Bad news: There were to many cat wizards for the basement, in the end they all died done there - fulfilling that part of the prophecy. Then their minds fused to form a might cat wizard God. (They were powerful wizards after all.) Now the god is pissed of and can easily follow your teleports.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Tomlidich the second » Tue Mar 04, 2014 4:50 pm UTC

good news: with their new god status, they gain a certain benevolence and no longer want you dead.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby lamora92 » Tue Mar 04, 2014 5:48 pm UTC

bad news : Your dad's basement is like a scene from Dexter : plastic sheeting covering walls an floors, photos of dead people on the walls and a man strapped to a table with a knife through his chest..your dad is a serial killer???!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Yablo » Tue Mar 04, 2014 7:39 pm UTC

Good news: Your dad isn't really a serial killer. He's a low-budget film maker.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Queen Arasene » Wed Mar 05, 2014 11:26 am UTC

Bad news: For economics, he decided to use real people and real weapons in his murder scenes.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Plasma Mongoose » Wed Mar 05, 2014 12:05 pm UTC

Good News: They were all arseholes anyhow.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Earthling on Mars » Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:47 pm UTC

Bad news: The police have just arrived, and they think you're responsible.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby lamora92 » Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:56 pm UTC

Good news : They are just a couple of female strippers in cop costumes.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby WilliamTheConqueror » Wed Mar 05, 2014 5:13 pm UTC

Bad news: They're charging you by the minute.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Tomlidich the second » Thu Mar 06, 2014 12:10 am UTC

good news: they are charging your dad by the minute, you used his credit card with no max limit.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Queen Arasene » Fri Mar 07, 2014 2:45 pm UTC

Bad news: Your mom found out.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Tomlidich the second » Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:46 pm UTC

good news: your mom thinks he did it.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby PeteP » Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:48 pm UTC

Gooy news: She just tells you that you know that you should bill strippers to the international company your parents own, that is the purpose of the entertainment budget after all.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Tomlidich the second » Fri Mar 07, 2014 3:53 pm UTC

SUPER bad news: your twice in a row good luck causes a meteor to swing its trajectory in a collision course with earth!
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby WilliamTheConqueror » Fri Mar 07, 2014 4:31 pm UTC

relatively good news: another meteor somehow appears due to a wormhole and smashes the other meteor into tiny bits!
addams wrote:Fucking Nature.

Tomlidich the second wrote:You cannot surgically graft enough middle fingers to my body to express how fed up I am with this.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bug sniper » Fri Mar 07, 2014 7:39 pm UTC

Bad News: This new meteor is now on a collision course with the earth.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby WilliamTheConqueror » Fri Mar 07, 2014 8:19 pm UTC

Good news: the Starship Enterprise shows up and blasts the other meteor to bits, too!
addams wrote:Fucking Nature.

Tomlidich the second wrote:You cannot surgically graft enough middle fingers to my body to express how fed up I am with this.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Bartimaeus » Fri Mar 07, 2014 11:49 pm UTC

Bad news: the fragments of the meteor are now on a collision course with the earth.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Tomlidich the second » Mon Mar 10, 2014 5:14 pm UTC

good news: the atmosphere should take care of most of the tiny bits.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Queen Arasene » Mon Mar 10, 2014 6:56 pm UTC

Bad news: The Enterprise is also now on a collision course with Earth.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Tomlidich the second » Mon Mar 10, 2014 7:00 pm UTC

Good news: Sulu realises this and adjusts.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby WilliamTheConqueror » Mon Mar 10, 2014 7:01 pm UTC

Bad news: He accidentally overshoots and ends up hitting the moon.
addams wrote:Fucking Nature.

Tomlidich the second wrote:You cannot surgically graft enough middle fingers to my body to express how fed up I am with this.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Bartimaeus » Tue Mar 11, 2014 5:05 am UTC

Good News: The moon is made of delicious cheese! Everyone on the Enterprise dies though. But hey, the moon is made of cheese! Delicious!

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby WilliamTheConqueror » Tue Mar 11, 2014 1:20 pm UTC

Bad News: There are now huge chunks of cheese hurtling towards the earth!
addams wrote:Fucking Nature.

Tomlidich the second wrote:You cannot surgically graft enough middle fingers to my body to express how fed up I am with this.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby bug sniper » Wed Mar 12, 2014 11:40 am UTC

Good News: A large pack of space rodents arrive to eat the cheese.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Tomlidich the second » Wed Mar 12, 2014 4:53 pm UTC

Bad news: it was a space rodent invasion force, and we just gave them more supplies.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Queen Arasene » Wed Mar 12, 2014 9:53 pm UTC

Good news: They're not here to invade us.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby WilliamTheConqueror » Thu Mar 13, 2014 1:56 pm UTC

Bad news: they were here to invade the moon, which coincidentally blew up into chunks of cheese. They're angry.
addams wrote:Fucking Nature.

Tomlidich the second wrote:You cannot surgically graft enough middle fingers to my body to express how fed up I am with this.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Yablo » Thu Mar 13, 2014 7:43 pm UTC

Good news: Debris from the wreck of the Enterprise Tells them who was at fault. One space rodent goes back to 1965 to attack CBS, one goes ahead to 2265 to attack the real Federation, and the rest just go after the people responsible for the Animated Series.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Queen Arasene » Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:37 pm UTC

Bad news: You're one of the people responsible for the animated series, and therefore now being hunted again.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Bartimaeus » Fri Mar 14, 2014 2:36 am UTC

Good News: You have destroyed any record of your connection with it. They may find you, but they won't know that it's you that they're hunting.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Tomlidich the second » Fri Mar 14, 2014 6:04 pm UTC

Bad news: they are still pissed off, so they kick you out of frustration.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Queen Arasene » Fri Mar 14, 2014 6:20 pm UTC

Good news: You like being kicked, and it hardly hurt at all.
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Yablo » Fri Mar 14, 2014 6:34 pm UTC

Bad news: Space rodent kicks transmit many terrible diseases - SPACE diseases - and you immediately swell up to resemble a multicolored bunch of grapes.
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