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rxninja
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Postby rxninja » Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:48 pm UTC

Good news: You're actually part-machine and lead doesn't harm you.

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Matthias
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Postby Matthias » Sat Sep 22, 2007 10:30 pm UTC

Bad news: you're running on Windows ME.
Love may be blind, but lust has x-ray vision.
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Also, it turns out I'm not dead--I'm just a right bastard who disappears from the internet for months at a time every so often.

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Postby madjo » Sun Sep 23, 2007 8:59 pm UTC

Good news: You haven't crashed (yet)



Matthias wrote:Bad news: the house is a trailer, the car is a Wasabi, and the 100 hundred acres are actually just one acre that goes 100 acres straight down. Into a fish mine.
Halp plx, how I mine for fish?
Well played, made me laugh out loud. :)
:)

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- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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rxninja
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Postby rxninja » Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:12 pm UTC

Bad news: Your resilience to crashing has attracted the attention of the Borg.

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Matthias
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Postby Matthias » Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:23 pm UTC

Good news: the borg queen is hot. And not on fire.
Love may be blind, but lust has x-ray vision.
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Also, it turns out I'm not dead--I'm just a right bastard who disappears from the internet for months at a time every so often.

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DrStalker
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Postby DrStalker » Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:43 am UTC

Bad News: You not attracted to bio-mechanical woman unless they are on fire. To come this close to your obsession with sex and burning electronics and searing flesh and have the girl not be on fire is too much for you, and you collapse to the ground in a coma.
There are two types of people in the world: 1) those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.

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Matthias
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Postby Matthias » Mon Sep 24, 2007 2:33 am UTC

Good news: whilst in a coma, you have a series of odd and portentous dreams telling you where you can find the Sword of Centuries and save the kingdom of Stormhold from the coming tide of darkness.
Love may be blind, but lust has x-ray vision.
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Also, it turns out I'm not dead--I'm just a right bastard who disappears from the internet for months at a time every so often.

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Pexkool
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Postby Pexkool » Mon Sep 24, 2007 2:44 am UTC

bad news: you're still in coma and you're not gonna wake up in a long time...

...also, you have nightmares

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Rodan
Any title.
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Postby Rodan » Mon Sep 24, 2007 2:46 am UTC

Good news: the nightmares are actually horses that you've befriended and now visit you while you sleep.

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Postby Cabhan » Mon Sep 24, 2007 4:18 am UTC

Bad news: That's not entirely a dream, and there's a clan (corral?) of horses about to eat your face.

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DrStalker
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Postby DrStalker » Mon Sep 24, 2007 6:37 am UTC

Good news: Having your face gnawed off wakes you up.
There are two types of people in the world: 1) those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.

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Postby NinjaArcana » Mon Sep 24, 2007 7:20 am UTC

Bad news: You're awake, and you're in pain. Your face is getting gnawed off.

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Postby madjo » Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:49 am UTC

good news: the gnawing is not done by horses. :)
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Postby Marlo » Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:45 pm UTC

Bad news: the gnawing is done by you!
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Postby madjo » Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:49 pm UTC

Bad news: now your jaw hurts after gnawing on your own face.
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Zohar
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Postby Zohar » Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:59 pm UTC

That's two "bad news" in a row...

Good news: Now, to correct the situation, we get to type in two "good news" in a row! One more to go, woohoo!
Mighty Jalapeno: "See, Zohar agrees, and he's nice to people."
SecondTalon: "Still better looking than Jesus."

Not how I say my name

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Postby madjo » Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:47 pm UTC

good news, I offer my apology :P
(not an entry to this thread, but I still apologize)

Now for my entry:
Good news: you've stopped gnawing at your face.
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Postby Princess_Shauna » Mon Sep 24, 2007 3:23 pm UTC

Bad news: youve started gnawing on their arm...

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Cabhan
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Postby Cabhan » Mon Sep 24, 2007 3:37 pm UTC

Good news: You gnaw in just the right spot to end that terrible itch.

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Okita
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Postby Okita » Mon Sep 24, 2007 6:58 pm UTC

Bad news.
The itch is gone because you gnawed (wow, did not expect to ever need the past tense of the word gnaw) your entire arm away.

Now how are you going to pop & lock?
"I may or may not be a raptor. There is no way of knowing until entering a box that I happen to be in and then letting me sunder the delicious human flesh from your body in reptile fury."

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Zohar
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Postby Zohar » Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:26 am UTC

Good news: You get a bionic arm! And while the surgeons are at it, they cut off your legs and take out one eye and replace those with bionic parts as well. You have become Steve Austin!
Mighty Jalapeno: "See, Zohar agrees, and he's nice to people."
SecondTalon: "Still better looking than Jesus."

Not how I say my name

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Postby madjo » Tue Sep 25, 2007 10:54 am UTC

bad news: you had asked to become Steve Martin.

Hey I can't help it if you have bad taste... :P
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Cheese
and spam. (Euggh)
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Postby Cheese » Tue Sep 25, 2007 12:09 pm UTC

Good News: Somehow, there's a happy ending in there...
hermaj wrote:No-one. Will. Be. Taking. Cheese's. Spot.
Spoiler:
LE4dGOLEM wrote:Cheese is utterly correct on all fronts.
SecondTalon wrote:That thing that Cheese just said. Do that.
Meaux_Pas wrote:I hereby disagree and declare Cheese to be brilliant.
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Postby madjo » Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:36 am UTC

bad news: In real life there are no happy endings... :)
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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rxninja
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Postby rxninja » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:32 pm UTC

Good news: This is all actually a technicolor lucid dream.
Mighty Jalapeno wrote:I miss a lot of people, too. Fortunately, ammo is cheap.

sophyturtle wrote:I think nudity is the solution for everything...

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SoapyHobo
Soap. It's, uhh, not actually that good
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Postby SoapyHobo » Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:36 pm UTC

Bad News: The bad thing about that is, we/you/I/it can die multiple times and endure terrible pain and still survive to have it happen all over again.
Jack Saladin wrote:Goddamn that's an awesome ****, Soapy. Once they get around to making artificial **** and I replace my crappy original ones, I'm gonna make mine look like that.

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Postby NinjaArcana » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:49 pm UTC

Good News: Your respawn time is 30 seconds, so atleast you have some down time before you have to die horribly again.

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Postby Matthias » Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:10 pm UTC

Bad news: your Id is a spawn-camping punk, and your superego is a team-killing fucktard.
Love may be blind, but lust has x-ray vision.
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Also, it turns out I'm not dead--I'm just a right bastard who disappears from the internet for months at a time every so often.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby NinjaArcana » Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:18 pm UTC

Good News, they killed you first (Hey it's good news for someone -.-).

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby Cabhan » Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:04 pm UTC

Bad News: Now you can't kill them back.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby NinjaArcana » Thu Sep 27, 2007 6:36 pm UTC

Good News: 29 seconds left in respawn.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby DrStalker » Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:13 pm UTC

Bad news: the spawn point is camped. By raptors. With katanas.
There are two types of people in the world: 1) those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby OfficiallyHaphazard » Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:34 pm UTC

good news, you choose a new map and join a new party
"Who are you, how did you get in my house?" - Donald Knuth

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rxninja
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby rxninja » Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:19 am UTC

Bad news: The new map is a barren wasteland with a sniper tower camped by raptors with lasers and your "new team" consists entirely of spambots.
Mighty Jalapeno wrote:I miss a lot of people, too. Fortunately, ammo is cheap.

sophyturtle wrote:I think nudity is the solution for everything...

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby NinjaArcana » Fri Sep 28, 2007 6:32 am UTC

Good News: They're Chinese spam-bots, so on their down time, they're also farm-bots and decide to give you a l33t amount of gold for Guild Wars.

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby reishka » Fri Sep 28, 2007 6:50 am UTC

Bad news: Someone's laying the smack-down with the banhammer and now you've lost 52.68% of your team.

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DrStalker
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby DrStalker » Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:34 am UTC

Good News: The raptors bought their laser sniper-gun ammo from Chinese gold farmers. They can now only afford pistol rounds.
There are two types of people in the world: 1) those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.

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rxninja
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby rxninja » Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:43 am UTC

Bad news: It's "Man With The Golden Gun" and one of them has it.
Mighty Jalapeno wrote:I miss a lot of people, too. Fortunately, ammo is cheap.

sophyturtle wrote:I think nudity is the solution for everything...

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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby keozen » Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:02 am UTC

Good news: At least Q gave you these Jam Trousers

(if you don't get it go watch lots of Eddie Izzard now)
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madjo
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Re: Good News, Bad News

Postby madjo » Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:02 am UTC

bad news, the jam has gone bad
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.


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