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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby emlightened » Sat Nov 21, 2015 5:34 pm UTC

I look inside the wolverine.

A wolverine with a head in her mouth is sitting on an indestructible metal block, which contains a fire-retardant file folder, which contains a badly-burnt book, which contains the fire-retardant file folder again, which still contains the badly-burnt book, which still contains the fire-retardant file folder, which still contains the badly burnt book, ...
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby username5243 » Sat Nov 21, 2015 10:20 pm UTC

Icreate an (already-existent) paradox.

A wolverine with a head in her mouth is sitting on an indestructible metal block, which contains a fire-retardant file folder, which contains a badly-burnt book, which contains a paradox and the fire-retardant file folder again, which still contains the badly-burnt book, which still contains a paradox and the fire-retardant file folder, which still contains the badly burnt book, ...
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby emlightened » Sat Nov 21, 2015 10:28 pm UTC

I change the nesting level.

A wolverine with a head in her mouth is sitting on an indestructible metal block, which contains a fire-retardant file folder, which contains a badly-burnt book, which contains a paradox and the fire-retardant file folder again, which still contains the badly-burnt book, which still contains a paradox and the fire-retardant file folder, which still contains the badly-burnt book, which still contains a paradox and the fire-retardant file folder, which still contains the badly-burnt book, which still contains a paradox and the fire-retardant file folder, which still contains the badly-burnt book, which still contains a paradox and the fire-retardant file folder, which still contains the badly-burnt book,[/quote]

Edit: re-added removed [/quote]
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby username5243 » Sat Nov 21, 2015 10:31 pm UTC

There seems to have been a stray closing quote tag. I add it to thecontents of the indestuctible metal block.

A wolverine with a head in her mouth is sitting on an indestructible metal block, which contains a [/quote] tag and a fire-retardant file folder, which contains a badly-burnt book, which contains a paradox and the fire-retardant file folder again, which still contains the badly-burnt book, which still contains a paradox and the fire-retardant file folder, which still contains the badly-burnt book, which still contains a paradox and the fire-retardant file folder, which still contains the badly-burnt book, which still contains a paradox and the fire-retardant file folder, which still contains the badly-burnt book, which still contains a paradox and the fire-retardant file folder, which still contains the badly-burnt book,
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby emlightened » Sat Nov 21, 2015 10:59 pm UTC

An Infernape tries to destroy the indestructible block, but fails. It then leaves. The wolverine goes to find somewhere to cool off,

A burnt and crispy wolverine saying something about 'ruddy Pokémon' with something unrecognisable in her mouth is searching for some ice.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby SirGabriel » Thu Dec 17, 2015 8:05 pm UTC

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

Adam Savage turns off the television, which had been showing a burnt and crispy wolverine saying something about 'ruddy Pokémon' with something unrecognisable in her mouth searching for some ice, and goes back to busting myths.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby ThirdParty » Fri Dec 18, 2015 12:51 am UTC

I wait until he's gone and then leave a penny.

There are now one television set (turned off) and one penny in the pile.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby adnapemit » Fri Dec 18, 2015 8:33 am UTC

I find a VHS player and plug it into the television set.

There is now a VHS player plugged into a television set (turned off) and one penny in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby SirGabriel » Fri Dec 18, 2015 9:54 am UTC

I leave a 1 Euro coinl.

There is now a VHS player plugged into a television set (turned off), one penny, and one Euro in the pile.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby Neil_Boekend » Mon Dec 21, 2015 9:01 am UTC

I leave an anti-1euro coin (value = -1EUR).


There is now a VHS player plugged into a television set (turned off), one penny, and a lot of radiation in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby SirGabriel » Mon Dec 21, 2015 9:58 am UTC

I replace the obsolete technology.

There is now a Blu-Ray player plugged into a television set (turned off), one penny, and a lot of radiation in the pile.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby ThirdParty » Mon Dec 21, 2015 3:01 pm UTC

I replace the other obsolete item.

There is now a Blu-Ray player plugged into a television set (turned off), one nickel, and a lot of radiation in the pile.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby bug sniper » Wed Dec 23, 2015 12:42 am UTC

There is one more obsolete item to replace.

There is now a Blu-Ray player plugged into an Oculus Rift set (turned off), one nickel, and a lot of radiation in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby emlightened » Mon Dec 28, 2015 8:28 pm UTC

I replace the (locally) unusable item ThirdParty added.

There is now a Blu-Ray player plugged into an Oculus Rift set (turned off), one pound, and a lot of radiation in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby SirGabriel » Mon Dec 28, 2015 8:36 pm UTC

I misinterpret what emlightened just added and convert it to metric.

There is now a Blu-Ray player plugged into an Oculus Rift set (turned off), 0.454 kilograms, and a lot of radiation in the pile.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby ThirdParty » Mon Dec 28, 2015 8:45 pm UTC

I take a lot.

There is now a Blu-Ray player plugged into an Oculus Rift set (turned off) and 0.454 kilograms of radiation in the pile.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby emlightened » Mon Dec 28, 2015 10:54 pm UTC

I remove the 0.

There is now a Blu-Ray player plugged into an Oculus Rift set (turned off) and 454 kilograms of radiation in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby SirGabriel » Tue Dec 29, 2015 12:42 am UTC

I press the power button.

There is now a Blu-Ray player plugged into an Oculus Rift set (turned on) and 454 kilograms of radiation in the pile.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby emlightened » Tue Dec 29, 2015 1:01 am UTC

I touch the radiation.

There is now a Blu-Ray player plugged into an Oculus Rift set (turned on), 454 kilograms of radiation, and a corpse in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby bug sniper » Wed Dec 30, 2015 8:16 am UTC

I forgot to replace one more obsolete thing. No more tripping over cables while you're experiencing virtual reality.

There is now a Blu-Ray player connected to an Oculus Rift set (turned on) through wireless HDMI, 454 kilograms of radiation, and a corpse in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jan 01, 2016 2:35 pm UTC

I re-paint the Blu-Ray player.

There is now a Red-Ray player connected to an Oculus Rift set (turned on) through wireless HDMI, 454 kilograms of radiation, and a corpse in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby emlightened » Fri Jan 01, 2016 3:06 pm UTC

I lower the quality of the output.

There is now a Red-Ray player connected to an Oculus Rift set (turned on) through wireless LDMI, 454 kilograms of radiation, and a corpse in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby SirGabriel » Fri Jan 01, 2016 4:31 pm UTC

I inject an experimental drug into the corpse.

There is now a Red-Ray player connected to an Oculus Rift set (turned on) through wireless LDMI, 454 kilograms of radiation, and a zombie in the pile.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jan 01, 2016 5:14 pm UTC

I am turned by the zombie.

There is now a Red-Ray player connected to an Oculus Rift set (turned on) through wireless LDMI, 454 kilograms of radiation, and two zombies (one of which is flicky1991) in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby emlightened » Fri Jan 01, 2016 9:03 pm UTC

I try not to watch the zombies.

There is now a Red-Ray player connected to an Oculus Rift set (turned on) through wireless LDMI, 454 kilograms of radiation, and two and a half zombies (one of which is flicky1991) in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jan 01, 2016 11:48 pm UTC

I convert the units of the radiation.

There is now a Red-Ray player connected to an Oculus Rift set (turned on) through wireless LDMI, 71.4928 stones of radiation, and two and a half zombies (one of which is flicky1991) in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby SirGabriel » Sat Jan 02, 2016 1:11 am UTC

I add half of a humanoid robot.

There is now a Red-Ray player connected to an Oculus Rift set (turned on) through wireless LDMI, 71.4928 stones of radiation, two zombies (one of which is flicky1991), and a zombie cyborg in the pile.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby emlightened » Sat Jan 02, 2016 2:28 pm UTC

I add a tribble.

There is now a Red-Ray player connected to an Oculus Rift set (turned on) through wireless LDMI, 71.4928 stones of radiation, two zombies (one of which is flicky1991), a zombie cyborg, and 1 zombie tribble, in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:17 pm UTC

I take the Oculus Rift set.

There is now a Red-Ray player, 71.4928 stones of radiation, two zombies (one of which is flicky1991), a zombie cyborg, and 1 zombie tribble, in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby bug sniper » Sat Jan 02, 2016 10:15 pm UTC

I shoot the tribble before it triples in the next post.

There is now a Red-Ray player, 71.4928 stones of radiation, two zombies (one of which is flicky1991), a zombie cyborg, and 1 zombie tribble corpse, in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jan 03, 2016 11:40 am UTC

I eat the other zombie.

There is now a Red-Ray player, 71.4928 stones of radiation, a zombie flicky1991, a zombie cyborg, and 1 zombie tribble corpse, in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby emlightened » Sun Jan 03, 2016 8:08 pm UTC

I explode the other zombie, destroying zombie!flicky1991's stomach.

There is now a Red-Ray player, 71.4928 stones of radiation, an exploded zombie flicky1991, a zombie cyborg, and 1 zombie tribble corpse, in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jan 03, 2016 8:28 pm UTC

I combine all the zombies together.

There is now a Red-Ray player, 71.4928 stones of radiation, and an exploded zombie cyborg tribble flicky1991 in the pile.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby emlightened » Sun Jan 03, 2016 8:32 pm UTC

I go to town (and take the pile with me).

There is now a Red-Ray player, 71.4928 stones of radiation, and an exploded zombie cyborg tribble flicky1991 in the pile, which is in town, wherever that is.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jan 03, 2016 8:38 pm UTC

I locate the town.

There is now a Red-Ray player, 71.4928 stones of radiation, and an exploded zombie cyborg tribble flicky1991 in the pile, which is in Epping, Essex.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby bug sniper » Wed Jan 06, 2016 10:07 am UTC

I install a wifi card and a channel on the device.

There is now a Red-Box player, 71.4928 stones of radiation, and an exploded zombie cyborg tribble flicky1991 in the pile, which is in town, wherever that is.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby emlightened » Wed Jan 06, 2016 3:19 pm UTC

I knock the pile of stones over, and some roll away.

There is now a Red-Box player, 42 stones of radiation, and an exploded zombie cyborg tribble flicky1991 in the pile, which is in Epping, Essex.
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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby SirGabriel » Thu Jan 07, 2016 5:58 pm UTC

I rearrange the words.

There is now a Zombie-Box player, 421991 flicky red cyborgs of radiation, and an exploded tribble stone in Epping, Essex, which is in the pile.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby SirGabriel » Sun Jan 31, 2016 7:34 pm UTC

I add a double post.

There is now a Zombie-Box player, 421991 flicky red cyborgs of radiation, an exploded tribble stone, and a double post in Epping, Essex, which is in the pile.

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Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jan 31, 2016 7:38 pm UTC

I combine my cyborg selves into one big cyborg.

There is now a Zombie-Box player, a giant flicky red cyborg of radiation, an exploded tribble stone, and a double post in Epping, Essex, which is in the pile.
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