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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Seremite » Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:44 am UTC

Granted, but then you're hit by a bus.

I wish my stomach didn't hurt.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby The Yellow Orange » Sat Aug 09, 2008 2:56 pm UTC

Granted. Someone chops your leg off and you no longer notice your stomach pain in your agony.

I wish my computer had a better graphics card.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby xyzzy » Sun Aug 10, 2008 5:37 pm UTC

Granted. Unfortunately, it's incompatible with every Operating System in existence.

I wish E17 was finally released.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby quintopia » Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:07 am UTC

Granted, but E17 is the CDC's code-name for a particularly deadly and unstoppable form of smallpox.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Azrael001 » Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:16 am UTC

Granted. There is nothing you can do about it.

I wish that I had enough to do the things that I wanted.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby The Moo Prophet » Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:54 am UTC

Granted, but as you didn't specify enough -what-, you only get enough time to do the things you want. You still must find the means and motivation.

I wish the climate was more agreeable where I live.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:07 pm UTC

Granted its more agreeable but not necessarily much better.

I wish for mind control powers
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby quintopia » Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:22 pm UTC

Granted. You have the power to control your mind. Which is more than most people have anyway.

I wish for a plague that causes those infected to do my bidding when the appropriate cue is provided.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:03 pm UTC

granted, but i comes the second after you die

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby quintopia » Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:07 pm UTC

Granted, but you get it ten years from now.

I wish that my plague as mentioned above was cued by advertisements that I put on TV.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby sugarhyped » Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:23 pm UTC

Granted but everyone uses TiVo.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby quintopia » Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:34 pm UTC

Granted, but your engineering tolerance levels are even worse than Dr. Horrible's and the first time it touches the ground it blows up in your face scarring you permanently.

I wish I could make anything instantly engineered to perfection just by thinking and pointing.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby The Moo Prophet » Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:56 am UTC

Granted, but your constant pointing leads to a severe joint disorder and your arms have to be amputated in order to save your life. Without the ability to point, your amazing power is worthless. (Your legs are cut off too, just in case you thought you could get away with it)

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Seremite » Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:16 pm UTC

Granted, but it's not just orange juice in that glass...

I wish for 2 weeks to be over now.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby The Moo Prophet » Tue Aug 12, 2008 4:26 pm UTC

Granted, the previous two week are over right now.

I wish for net two weeks to be over now.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby pkuky » Tue Aug 12, 2008 4:34 pm UTC

granted. you'r parrot's name is changed to net two weeks and he dies.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby quintopia » Tue Aug 12, 2008 4:53 pm UTC

Granted. Magnetism says he'll be on sabbatical for the next five years, but he'll be glad to meet you when he returns.

I wish to have mechanical arms and legs built and attached to me for free (so that I can then point to them and make them instantly be the most awesomest arms and legs in the world).

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby VislorTurlough » Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:18 pm UTC

granted. however you aren't the one with the controls.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Seremite » Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:50 pm UTC

Granted, but they all suck.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby princessdiz » Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:32 pm UTC

Granted but every picture you take of people shows up with them having no clothes.

I wish I could sing better.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Gojoe » Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:33 pm UTC

princessdiz wrote:Granted but every picture you take of people shows up with them having no clothes.

I wish I could sing better.


How is that a bad thing... well i guess if its like your mother's birthday or something... but as long as your careful that is like the best granting ever....

Granted, but only in your head.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Chase Watkins » Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:05 pm UTC

Granted, now conversations with your best friend Will are so unbearably confusing that he never wants to speak to you again

I wish my guitar would stop buzzing when I play it.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby princessdiz » Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:54 pm UTC

Granted but now it only buzzes when you don't play it.

I wish I had enough money and time to travel everywhere I wanted to.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Plasma Man » Tue Aug 12, 2008 8:15 pm UTC

Granted, you are magically teleported to every place you want to travel to... for 1 microsecond at each location.

I wish for hot, tasty food. On a plate. In front of me.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Chase Watkins » Tue Aug 12, 2008 8:34 pm UTC

Now, how are you going to eat all that nice food when you dont have a mouth to eat it with, silly?

I dont need a wish, I've got all this warm, tasty food to eat from Plasma Man

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby abrenecki » Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:28 am UTC

Since you don't have a wish, you don't et a corruption. You are bored and unsatisfied. Also, your genitals fall off.

I wish for large quantities of delicious candy.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby felltir » Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:30 am UTC

Granted. It's in your oesophagus. You choke and die.

I wish for cheese.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:35 pm UTC

granted, but its french cheese so its actually just yellow 200 year old shit

i wish for an internet connection that downloaded at 60 gigabytes per second and had a link speed of 1 terabyte per second
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Plasma Man » Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:50 pm UTC

Granted, but it only downloads Rickrolls.

I wish to become The One, so I can take revenge on the evil agent Chase Watkins for sealing my mouth up.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Fri Aug 15, 2008 1:21 pm UTC

granted However you dont exist in the real world and have no freinds

i wish i could do homework extremely fast
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby The Hyphenator » Fri Aug 15, 2008 1:47 pm UTC

Granted, but you get them all wrong.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:13 pm UTC

granted but its not tentacle rape proof

i wish i could make people i hate have embarrising accidents at will
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Seremite » Sat Aug 16, 2008 4:37 am UTC

Granted, but it turns out the person you thought you hated was really a great guy. And he killed himself from the embarassment.

I wish I didn't have so much to worry about.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Grooving Tony » Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:59 am UTC

Granted except in bed.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Outlaw Ralph » Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:01 am UTC

Granted, on the day of it's scheduled release date, it is released quickly.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Grooving Tony » Sat Aug 16, 2008 11:28 am UTC

granted we don't see enough of that sort of thing.

I wish for a hammock to lazy my days away.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TheAmazingTD » Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:33 pm UTC

Granted. The hammock is made of lengths of wire that cut you to ribbons.

I wish the next poster wouldn't corrupt my wish.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Ansain » Sat Aug 16, 2008 6:59 pm UTC

granted there is nothing useful there to corrupt.

i wish people would stop trying to make paradox's
Why put off till today what you could just as easily get done tomorrow?

I can mathematically prove that 1 equals 0!.

Parts a-x in my plan weren't that important anyways.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:02 pm UTC

granted. But you constantly succeed in creating them.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:04 pm UTC

granted, but now you move too fast to control yourself and bash into walls at impossible speeds

i wish i could be the awesomest guitarist of all time on earth
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