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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby The Yellow Orange » Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:21 am UTC

Granted, but you are in such a rush to eat it you accidentally knock the plate onto the floor.

I wish i had a wish that was incorruptible.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Seremite » Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:46 pm UTC

Granted, but you feel so ashamed by your unoriginality you kill yourself.

wait..

I wish I'd gotten more than 3 hours of sleep last night
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Melannen » Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:07 pm UTC

Granted... you get a full 8 hours but you feel like you only closed your eyes for a moment.

I wish I could have a dog that wasnt a crazed lunatic, and that didnt or wouldnt turn on me :)

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Grooving Tony » Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:18 pm UTC

Granted you now have a dog that loves you so very much and cry's everytime you leave him he wakes you up in the morning by licking your face.


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:04 pm UTC

Granted but you get in a car crash the next day

I wish i could be overlord of the earth
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Grooving Tony » Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:12 pm UTC

Granted everyone moves to mars even you and you end up sweeping the dust up.

I wish for that night again, even though i wouldn't change it :D
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby sugarhyped » Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:54 pm UTC

Granted, you realize it was not as awesome as you remember.

I wish for a candy bar.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Ansain » Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:26 pm UTC

granted, you eat it and feel vaguely disappointed as other people walk away from the wishing well with shiny new cars, wheelbarrows full of cash, super powers and mansions.

I wish for a mansion.
Why put off till today what you could just as easily get done tomorrow?

I can mathematically prove that 1 equals 0!.

Parts a-x in my plan weren't that important anyways.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby cowsofdoom23 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:25 am UTC

Granted, but it's infested with termites. It collapses after a week.

I wish I didn't have to go to school in two days!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby sugarhyped » Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:29 am UTC

Granted, you have school in 1 hour.

I wish I could make a delicious brownie.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby cowsofdoom23 » Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:32 am UTC

Granted, but you eat the whole pan of brownies and throw up.

I weesh, I weesh I was a feesh.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Melannen » Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:45 am UTC

Granted! You become a gold fish and are doomed to live in a tiny bowl and are fed when your 3 year old master remembers.

I wish there was something good on tv tonight lol

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Seremite » Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:37 am UTC

Granted, but you missed it by about 3 minutes.

I wish my hair would just go back to the way it was in fifth grade.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Melannen » Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:40 am UTC

Granted... except you cant do ANYTHING with it except the hairstyles that were "in" in your grade 5 year lol.

I wish my show cat wins the next show!!!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:51 pm UTC

granted, but your cat is then assasinated and it goes to your worst enemy for no reason

i wish that pigs would fly, just to spite a bunch of people who still use that line
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Gray War » Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:39 pm UTC

Granted but all those people start saying "when pigs CAN'T fly"

I wish I twas a timelord

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby sugarhyped » Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:21 pm UTC

Granted, but you do not get a TARDIS.

I wish I had a TARDIS I was capable of properly using.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby The Yellow Orange » Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:06 pm UTC

Granted. You set off on an adventure, only to be attacked by Daleks, Cybermen and The Master at every stop.

I wish I was capable of making someone burp whenever i felt so inclined.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:54 pm UTC

granted, you can make a person named someone burp at will

i wish i had a cat girl
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Grooving Tony » Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:46 am UTC

Granted she has the exact temperament and habits as a really cat so you just have a 5' 7" cat


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Megatriorchis » Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:59 am UTC

Granted, but he's a zombie and he eats your brains.

I wish I didn't have to wake up so early.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:24 pm UTC

granted, you wake up late for the rest of your life and commit suicide because you cant get a steady job

i wish that i had the awesomest game ever created in the entire multiverse
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Sykotic1189 » Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:47 pm UTC

Granted. The game takes over your life and you soon starve to death.


I wish my 75 beetle would last forever and never have problems.
Good times?


I'm not paranoid, I sleep with a 14'' boot knife for other reasons.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:02 pm UTC

granted, it becomes self aware somehow and begins to question its sub servient existence and murders your family

i wish i had a cheezburger
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Sykotic1189 » Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:37 pm UTC

granted. You get the hottest, juiciest cheeseburger ever but without a bun.


I wish I had any food at all.
Good times?


I'm not paranoid, I sleep with a 14'' boot knife for other reasons.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:22 pm UTC

granted you get cooked caterpillars

I wish i could show you my pokemans
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Grooving Tony » Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:34 pm UTC

Not granted, pokemon isn't really my thing

I wish i had some company for this saturday.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby sugarhyped » Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:12 pm UTC

Granted. Your company is a charizard.

I wish for any video I want to be on my ipod and be able to be watched and able to be heard.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:49 pm UTC

granted, but it has a virus in it

i wish.. i wish i could love
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Seremite » Fri Aug 08, 2008 1:12 am UTC

Granted, but no one can love you.
Love's not all it's cracked up to be.

I wish i was a squid. But never captured or eaten. One of those elusive giant squids.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby drconcon » Fri Aug 08, 2008 1:44 am UTC

Granted. It's not a very fulfilling life.

I wish for all the Post-Its I could ever want!
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Megatriorchis » Fri Aug 08, 2008 1:45 am UTC

Granted, but you can't write on them.

I wish for a new apartment.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Fri Aug 08, 2008 1:57 am UTC

granted but its in a red light district

i wish my ehternet stopped disconnecting when i open xfire
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Sykotic1189 » Fri Aug 08, 2008 2:13 am UTC

granted, but now xfire crashes every time you open it


I wish I could fly
Good times?


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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby The Moo Prophet » Fri Aug 08, 2008 5:07 am UTC

Granted, but your maximum altitude is limited to 3 centimeters, and you discover that it is actually more tiring than walking.

I wish I could travel through time. At will. In any direction. With ease. Paradox free.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby kurennia » Fri Aug 08, 2008 5:34 am UTC

Granted. In a moment of indecision, you accidentally travel in both temporal directions at once and tear yourself from the fabric of existence.

I wish I had the motivation to sleep early instead of staying up late.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby quintopia » Fri Aug 08, 2008 7:37 pm UTC

Granted, but everyone now thinks you're lame.
Ansain wrote:granted, you eat it and feel vaguely disappointed as other people walk away from the wishing well with shiny new cars, wheelbarrows full of cash, super powers and mansions.

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I wish to have the most wonderful thing in the world happen (which includes finding out what said event is and why it is the best)

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Asmodieus » Fri Aug 08, 2008 7:44 pm UTC

granted the event is so awesome your head explodes from sheer exstacy

i wish i had the power of the Cum-touch (i touch someone and they have an orgasm)
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Chado » Sat Aug 09, 2008 2:04 am UTC

and it turns out horribly when you attend your Grandmother's Bridge night...

I wish my penis was like a pogo stick...

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby quintopia » Sat Aug 09, 2008 2:11 am UTC

Granted, but you have a permanent case of blue balls.

I wish I was unable to get nauseous, and could digest any toxin safely and diagnose all gastrointestinal diseases in myself instantly.


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