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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 4:41 am UTC
by Seremite
Granted, but your apartment burns down and you're forced to move miles away.

I wish I had a castle.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 4:57 am UTC
by The Moo Prophet
Granted, you now have to deal with oppressing serfs and valiant knights constantly besieging you.

I wish I didn't get migraines from going a day without caffeine.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 5:07 am UTC
by Ansain
granted, you are addicted to nicotine instead.

I wish I never had to go so long without reliable internet again.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 5:50 am UTC
by abrenecki
Granted. You are swallowed by a pineapple.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted in an amusing way.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 5:56 am UTC
by quintopia
Granted, but the corruption only amuses its author.

I wish someone else would take over the job of informing L.A. Fitness that their high-pressure sales tactics have failed and never had a chance of succeeding.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 6:43 am UTC
by cowsofdoom23
Granted, but through a shady back alley deal L.A. Fitness now sells steroids to grade school athletes.

I wish I required less sleep.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 7:00 am UTC
by Seremite
Granted. you only need 4 hours a day, but you have narcolepsy.

I wish my head didn't hurt all the time.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 7:08 am UTC
by cowsofdoom23
Granted, your head explodes.

Why is musical theater entertaing

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:13 am UTC
by abrenecki
Granted. A low-flying entertaing hits you in the head and kills you.

I wish I had unlimited Internet, without affecting my usage patterns.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:21 am UTC
by cowsofdoom23
Granted, but you go to use the restroom and a virus bypasses all your security and uninstalls your operating system.

I wish I had a giant chocolate fountain in my room.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:24 am UTC
by Megatriorchis
Granted. It gets clogged, and your whole house/apartment gets flooded. Sadly, the chocolate was tempered, so it dries and hardens. You don't escape.

I wish for fresh-picked Georgia peaches.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:26 am UTC
by abrenecki
Granted. However, a real-life ninja kills you when you least expect it.

I wish for my previous wish, with the following additions:
- No viruses are created after this date. (I am protected from Mac OS X viruses - yes, both of them)
- Channel 10's Neighbours and 7's Home And Away no longer exist.

Edit: Ninja'd.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:37 am UTC
by cowsofdoom23
Granted, but you gain midas' golden touch. You to swat a fly on your head, it turns to solid gold. Your spine, no longer able to take the weight of your head, snaps and your head rips off. You slump forward on your computer and it turns to solid gold. It breaks whatever its on and falls to the floor. It hits the floor, on an anvil, and it cracks in half.

I wish I was more computer literate, so I could have come up with an answer that did not involve mythology.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:40 am UTC
by abrenecki
Granted. You spend all your time writing in Assembly, and become a social outcast. You die of frustration when you see that someone did the same thing your lovingly-crafted app does in 10 lines of Python.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:47 am UTC
by cowsofdoom23
Granted, and since you did not put a wish to corrupt all of your dreams are destroyed. Enjoy being an empty shell of a person.

I wish I could code.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:50 am UTC
by quintopia
Tenagrq, ohg lbh fgvyy pna'g cebtenz!

V jvfu V pbhyq unir pungf jvgu snzbhf crbcyr.

It's rot13.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 9:52 am UTC
by cowsofdoom23
Granted, *silent crying on the end of a wireless connection*

I wish it was daylight.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 7:15 pm UTC
by Grooving Tony
Granted it is now day time for you and only you for the rest of time


I wish for sunshine, lollipops and everything that is wonderful when we're togeather.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:23 pm UTC
by cowsofdoom23
Granted, but it is really Candy Mountain Massacre, the lollipops are currently munching on your brain, and everyone runs in terror.

I wish I lived in the Nightmare Before Christmas.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:46 am UTC
by quintopia
Granted, but you're doomed to repeat the events of the movie until the last copy is destroyed or lost forever.

I wish cowsofdoom23 hadn't said something so stupid.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:49 am UTC
by cowsofdoom23
Granted, but he comes at you with a knife because you called his post stupid.

I wish that I knew everyone i was friends with on facebook.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:38 am UTC
by quintopia
Granted, but your knife attack fails miserably, and the reason you know them is because you are now mayor of facebook city.

I wish I had another 6 pack of Dogfish Head 60 Minute IPA.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:50 am UTC
by dragongrrl
Granted. But because there's so much, YOU turn into a Dogfish. A real one. You spend the rest of your life chasing catfish. Who chase micefish. Etc, etc.

I wish that my stupid Maths assignment would do itself without being absolutely crap.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:56 am UTC
by Melannen
Granted... except you accidentally knock it into the paper-shredder 3 seconds before handing it in..

I wish I could get some sleep!

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:59 am UTC
by dragongrrl
Granted. You get a few hour's worth of sleep. But that's all the sleep you get for the rest of your life... which is actually fairly short, because you go mad and kill yourself from lack of sleep.

I wish I could un-shred my completed maths assignment!

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:02 am UTC
by Melannen
Granted... you meticulously piece it back together with glue, spit, and random doo-dads.... but realize that you've handed it into your english teacher instead of your math teacher! :lol: :lol: :lol:

I wish I had a nice not broken car.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:04 am UTC
by dragongrrl
Granted. But you crash it the first time you drive it.

I wish I could un-hear what I just heard my dad say!

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:06 am UTC
by Melannen
Not granted... just so you can suffer lol

I wish I could get away with mameing someone that I am thinking about right now

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:09 am UTC
by dragongrrl
Granted. However, all their friends come and maim you right back. And THEY get away with it too.

I wish I could have a big, delicious piece of chocolate right now... //drools

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:20 am UTC
by Melannen
Granted! But you have to share... and I get the bigger portion!

I wish I could think of a better wish lol

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:12 pm UTC
by quintopia
Granted, but it's so good it's like God's number in Pi. It just can't be contained in a person's head. You go stark crazy and we go unenlightened as to its sheer brilliance. To our good fortune.

I wish for an ellipsis to end this sentence. . .

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:57 pm UTC
by Ansain
... or the next sentence, or my life.

granted, a giant ellipsis falls from the sky crushing you.

I wish for an car that gets 1*10^43543363547657654454325436676787654554765 miles/gallon

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 9:17 pm UTC
by Seremite
Granted, but I accidentally mixed some of the words around.
1*10^43543363547657654454325436676787654554765 gallons for every mile.

I wish I didn't have sand in my nose. It's largely not comfortable.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:12 pm UTC
by Ansain
granted, you instead have fire ants in your nose.

I wish my car got better gas mileage.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:22 pm UTC
by pkuky
granted. everyone's cars do, and there's so much traffic it takes longer to take a car then to walk.

I wish I was dr. horrible.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:10 am UTC
by sugarhyped
Granted. The love of your life dies and you are blamed for it. You are dead inside... But sometimes you burst into awesome song so it evens out.

I wish my life was an awesome musical.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:52 am UTC
by Seremite
Granted, but it's on par with High School Musical

I wish i lived in Alaska

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:58 am UTC
by Megatriorchis
Granted. There's nothing but frozen tundra, lumberjacks, and oil. You get bored easily and want to go back home in less than a month.

I wish I were at Lollapalooza right now. :(

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 6:56 am UTC
by cowsofdoom23
Granted, but by mistake you are sent to a weird flavors lollipop convention (STAY AWAY FROM THE BLOOD WORM FLAVOR)

I wish Halloween wasn't so child friendly now.

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:10 am UTC
by dragongrrl
Granted. Now you have to contend with fighting through pedophiles and tainted candy once every year. Eventually, thanks to YOU, it's declared an illegal holiday, and millions of kids come to kill you for taking away their free candy.

I wish my dinner was ready right now, and it was UNpoisoned, UNtainted, UNburned and generally tasty. For me. :D