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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby AKAnotu » Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:26 am UTC

Granted. It only has room for one can of soda.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby quintopia » Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:55 am UTC

Granted, but a pilot's salary is shit if you're just getting started.

I wish for

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby abrenecki » Fri Jul 25, 2008 12:03 pm UTC

Granted. You die of over-consumption of cheese.

I wish I had realised that someone has almost certainly wished for fish before, and also knew where the exact words I used came from. I also wish for epic win.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Gojoe » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:48 pm UTC

Not granted- only 1 wish per post

I wish i could post several times in one post
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby 3fj » Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:12 pm UTC

Granted. You can now build fences without the barrier. Your fence company fails.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Gojoe » Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:13 pm UTC

Granted, but only on yourself in inappropriate times.
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby quintopia » Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:01 pm UTC

Not granted.

I wish for a bottle of talcum powder.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Seremite » Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:39 pm UTC

Granted, but it explodes the minute you pick it up. (Seriously, that sucks. a lot)
And all of it is rendered useless.

I wish school would just start already...
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby 3fj » Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:04 am UTC

Granted. The nations children form a baying mob around your person.

I wish i was more tired right now.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby falcon434 » Sat Jul 26, 2008 6:37 am UTC

granted, you are now so tired, you sleep for months, then when you wake up, its too late, you've failed school, your job, and your life. congrats.

i wish my right hand could control my tv, like a remote of sorts.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Gojoe » Sat Jul 26, 2008 6:38 am UTC

Granted, but masturbation is really awkward now.
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Yuffie » Sat Jul 26, 2008 7:42 am UTC

I wish to never lose twenty dollars and my self respect again.

shoot.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dragongrrl » Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:02 am UTC

Screw you, you made me lose twenty dollars and my self respect.

Wish granted; however, in order to win the game, you can't think about it. To prevent you from thinking about it, your entire brain is removed. You are a mindless vegetable. Not to mention dead. But you don't ever lose twenty dollars and my self respect again!

I wish that I had a hacking lab in the back of a semitrailer like in Die Hard 4.0, but just for my own personal use. To TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! :twisted:
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby pkuky » Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:38 am UTC

granted, but it has no internet connection as to maintain complete secrecy. you are banned for lack of internet connection.

I wish I could get back on the "ban the person above you thread".
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dragongrrl » Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:56 pm UTC

Granted; however you are banned again the moment you get back on.

I wish I could breathe fire... :twisted:
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby AKAnotu » Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:59 pm UTC

Granted, but your insides aren't fireproof.

I wish I was a raptor
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby quintopia » Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:48 pm UTC

granted, but you're inside a cage and prodded everyday with cattle prods.

i wish it were next week.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby 3fj » Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:54 pm UTC

Granted, but you must not talk to anyone you know for fear of changing the future. Also, if you meet yourself, the universe implodes.

I wish i was more drunk.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Gojoe » Sun Jul 27, 2008 1:57 am UTC

Granted, you are always and forever known as that drunk idiot

I wish i had a pen
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Irrefutable » Sun Jul 27, 2008 1:59 am UTC

Granted, you are lynched by charity workers for not using for wish for the good of mankind.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Gojoe » Sun Jul 27, 2008 2:03 am UTC

Not granted. By the way irrefutable, didn't you want to jion a mafia game? You don't need to do any research beyond the OP. Just join a game when it starts.
michaelandjimi wrote:Oh Mr Gojoe
I won't make fun of your mojo.
Though in this fora I serenade you
I really only do it to aid you.
*Various positive comments on your masculinity
That continue on into infinity*

Feeble accompanying guitar.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Seremite » Sun Jul 27, 2008 2:20 am UTC

Granted (I divided by 0)

I wish I hadn't done that...
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby quintopia » Sun Jul 27, 2008 6:18 am UTC

Granted. The poster before you is not longer granted.

I wish I hadn't done that.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby abrenecki » Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:03 am UTC

Granted. A large watermelon falls on your head.

I wish my lavalamp worked faster.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dragongrrl » Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:14 am UTC

Granted. It works so much faster it explodes.

I wish that I was a dragon.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby 3fj » Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:48 am UTC

Granted. A pretty bad movie is made out of it, plushies are manufactured, you are a laughing stock of the mythical creature community.

The fucking unicorns are laughing at you, man!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Irrefutable » Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:52 am UTC

Gojoe wrote:Not granted. By the way irrefutable, didn't you want to jion a mafia game? You don't need to do any research beyond the OP. Just join a game when it starts.


I joined a Newbie Mafia game but it is going veerry slowly. Ill probably join a different one soon, i just wasn't sure if id be able to wrap my head around 2 games at once.

Granted, you are mugged for it.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby sugarhyped » Sun Jul 27, 2008 4:07 pm UTC

Granted but he keeps going off on ridiculous tangents he thinks are quite interesting but really are just boring. You kill yourself before he finishes the book.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Seremite » Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:43 pm UTC

Granted, but it causes a world war and destroys the country.

I wish for an armadillo.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby drconcon » Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:10 am UTC

Granted! It's just as fun as you imagined!

I wish for an armadillo, too!
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Megatriorchis » Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:11 am UTC

Granted. You get hungry, realize it's not as much fun as Seremite's and you eat it.

I wish for $1,000,000.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby drconcon » Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:19 am UTC

Granted. Naturally, the government feels it should take some of that for itself. But don't worry, you are left with just enough for some really kick-ass beef jerky!

I wish thinking of wishes was easier.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Seremite » Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:32 am UTC

Granted. But they're still all corrupted :wink:

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Megatriorchis » Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:44 am UTC

Granted, but you're forced to play for 16 hours everyday.

I wish I had a car.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby dragongrrl » Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:52 am UTC

Granted. It's cut in half. But don't worry... it didn't work before anyway.

I wish that I could shape-shift into anything, anytime, and not get stuck as one thing.
Teacher: "Right, you are no longer allowed to let sock puppets take responsibility for any of your actions."

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Megatriorchis » Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:03 am UTC

Granted. You can't control your power, and you can't stop changing. You change every 10 seconds into soething unexpected, mostly appliances.

I wish I wasn't hungry.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby princessdiz » Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:13 am UTC

Granted but you never remember to get hungry again and then you are now forevermore known as the human skeleton.

I wish I wouldn't worry so much.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby abrenecki » Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:14 am UTC

Granted. You don't worry at all when a large, turquoise microwave oven falls on your head.

I wish my PDA had non-volatile memory.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby quintopia » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:29 am UTC

Granted, it uses only mini-CDR's for memory. Which rules out any sort of delete function, of course, and is as slow as molasses.

I wish I were alive.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Seremite » Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:56 pm UTC

granted, but you still don't have a life.

i wish for ice cream
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