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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby raequiem » Sat Sep 27, 2008 9:38 pm UTC

Granted. It's so hard you waste away in front of your computer, trying to come up with a response.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby sugarhyped » Sun Sep 28, 2008 5:19 pm UTC

Granted, but it is High School Musical. (I don't get why people like it so much.)

I wish for yummy non-poisonous food for me to eat.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Kingreaper » Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:41 pm UTC

Turns out your best friends brain is DELICIOUS.

I wish there was a cornershop near my house.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Absolute » Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:11 pm UTC

granted, but the corners are overpriced

i wish i were tall, dark, and handsome
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby AtomicCow » Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:11 am UTC

Granted: You're now a 20ft tall black leather glove.

I wish for a new motherboard.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Megatriorchis » Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:16 am UTC

Granted. Someone steals it instantaneously.

I wish I had some cereal to eat that is delicious, not poisonous, is not made of inedible material, does not have anything hiding in the box waiting to pounce, and does not have anything foreign and disgusting in the box.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby sugarhyped » Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:16 pm UTC

Granted, but you are out of milk.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby raequiem » Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:24 pm UTC

Granted - it's Jack the Ripper.

I wish I was a billionaire.

(And if anyone cares, I did get the lead. And it's not HSM, it's "You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown". I'm Snoopy. Yay me.)
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:26 pm UTC

granted; but the market plummets and your money means nothing.

I wish they sold coca cola for students at school at a reasonable price

(congrats btw)
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Givenup » Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:32 pm UTC

Granted but there all diet.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby HarleyQuinn » Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:38 pm UTC

granted; but its horribly over-rated and more pain than pleasure.



I wish for diet soda to be banned, banned I say!
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby raequiem » Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:53 pm UTC

Granted, it's replaced with tomato juice. Eeeeeeeew.

I wish I'd started on my homework sooner.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Givenup » Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:55 pm UTC

Granted but you will still fail the class anyways.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby waltwhitmanheadedbat » Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:57 pm UTC

Givenup wrote:
I wish that there was no homework.


Granted, but you're no longer allowed to leave campus, where there is plenty of schoolwork.

I wish Newton and Leibniz had (separately) had kids.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Givenup » Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:59 pm UTC

Granted but there not smart and they smell funny.

I wish that i could find love or someone would talk to me that i dont know.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby waltwhitmanheadedbat » Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:00 pm UTC

Givenup wrote:I wish that i could find love or someone would talk to me that i dont know.


Hi.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Givenup » Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:01 pm UTC

Hi

I wish that more then one person would talk to me im bored.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby sugarhyped » Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:46 pm UTC

Granted, but they are not interesting.

I wish not to be overwhelmed this quarter.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby RSMaster » Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:41 pm UTC

Granted. A series of scheduling mistakes leaves you with no classes this quarter. This is irreversible, and you must take extra classes the rest of the year.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Klapaucius » Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:05 pm UTC

Granted, but they are all from the fifth dimension, and any attempts to see their real faces, understand their language, or count their tentacles will result in utter insanity.

I wish I were less happy.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby sugarhyped » Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:19 pm UTC

Granted, you commit suicide.

I wish my phone did not just break.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Alias » Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:24 pm UTC

granted, however the mast is down

i wish i had a better paid job
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Klapaucius » Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:26 pm UTC

Alias wrote:granted, however the mast is down

i wish i had a better paid job


Granted. You are now Multivac.

I wish I could stop wishing things.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Absolute » Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:19 am UTC

Granted. You die.

I wish everyone obeyed grammatical rules in forum posts.
"To the intransigent mind, to the inviolate truth"

I don't really have "mornings", so much as "times when I switch from booze to coffee"

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Plasma Man » Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:28 pm UTC

Granted your wish is. Rules of grammar that obey people do, not conventional ones are.

Wish that talking like Yoda not so addictive it was.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Azrael001 » Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:57 pm UTC

Granted you die.

I wish that there were people here who remembered my spree from the past.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Absolute » Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:29 pm UTC

Granted. Your victims rise as zombies and exact their hideous revenge.

I wish I could exact some hideous revenge. It doesn't even need to be all that hideous, or exact.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby raequiem » Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:54 pm UTC

Granted. You exact your revenge on the President, and the Secret Service comes after you and beats the $#*! out of you.

I wish there was something I like to watch on TV.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Absolute » Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:06 pm UTC

Granted. A gay porn marathon comes on and you die of AIDS.

I wish everyone here has a sense of humour as dark as mine.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Klapaucius » Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:20 pm UTC

Granted. But the dead baby jokes get old, fast.

I wish someone would come up with a solution to my 'corrupt a negative wish' gimmick that didn't involve affecting my lifesapen.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby raequiem » Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:21 pm UTC

Granted. It's so dark it depresses you and everyone you know, causing you to commit mass suicide.

I wish I had a delicious, non-poisonous, edible piece of cake.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby sugarhyped » Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:25 pm UTC

Granted, but you only get one piece and are never satisfied with any other cake you ever try.

I wish for groceries to magically appear in my apartment.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby science4sail » Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:44 am UTC

granted, but they are plastic imitations

I wish that I had a "Linksys" neighbor

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby sugarhyped » Wed Oct 01, 2008 3:44 am UTC

Granted, but oddly their internet is password protected.

I wish people wouldn't name themselves linksys and then put a password on their internet.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby PavlovsDog » Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:34 am UTC

Granted. Now everyone on earth is using WPA2 and doesn't broadcast their SSID. Nice job, jackass.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Azrael001 » Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:40 am UTC

Granted you die.

I wish [censored].
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby abrenecki » Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:59 am UTC

Granted. You [censored].

I wish that everything I've planned to do tomorrow and Friday go exactly as planned, along with possibly Monday, and that someone will put in a huge offer ($315K would be nice) for our soon-to-be-ex-house on Sunday.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Plasma Man » Wed Oct 01, 2008 6:26 pm UTC

Granted, but you forgot to include breathing in your plan, therefore you don't.

I wish more people would stroke my Wookiee.
Please note that despite the lovely avatar Sungura gave me, I am not a medical doctor.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby PavlovsDog » Wed Oct 01, 2008 6:35 pm UTC

Granted. You erect your Wookiee in a shopping mall and everyone strokes it! Nothing bad happens, because Wookiees everywhere would kill me if it did. . . .

I wish pregancy were not a cause of babies.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Puck » Wed Oct 01, 2008 7:19 pm UTC

Granted. Pregnancy now lasts for 12-15 years and causes teenagers. Enjoy the weight gain.

I wish I had ninja skills.
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