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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Dreadnaught » Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:00 pm UTC

Granted, however once that way was discovered everyone began using it, and all work and modes of production nearly instantly collapses. Famine sweeps across the world and kills nearly everyone, ravaging the human race for eternity.

I wish I was I was immortal and insatiably happy at all times
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby madjo » Tue Oct 02, 2007 2:22 pm UTC

granted. but people start to hate your constant cheerfulness, and bury you alive. :twisted:

I wish that my mortgage was being taken care of by competent people, and not by those clowns that seem to do it now.
:)

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Ansain » Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:15 pm UTC

granted, the people now taking care of your mortgage are competent, at stealing your money.

I wish for the chicken
Why put off till today what you could just as easily get done tomorrow?

I can mathematically prove that 1 equals 0!.

Parts a-x in my plan weren't that important anyways.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Dreadnaught » Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:25 pm UTC

You are granted the chicken, and also the salmonella

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby A'Tuin » Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:02 pm UTC

granted, you walk home broken and bruised after to much practice at kickboxing

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby SimonM » Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:41 pm UTC

granted, you get a sythe through your head

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Princess_Shauna » Tue Oct 02, 2007 6:07 pm UTC

ok...if thats what you really want....Granted...no fun for you... :p

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Sarcio » Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:48 pm UTC

Granted. but right now is twenty years from now. And all of the people are looking at you like crazy. Also you're being arrested.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby A'Tuin » Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:49 pm UTC

the liquid to make them bubble, contains a arsonic compound .................. :oops:

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Cheese » Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:13 pm UTC

Granted. You're now an inanimate object, unable to do anything, at all, by yourself.

I wish I was a walking, talking slide rule.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Number3Pencils » Tue Oct 02, 2007 11:06 pm UTC

Granted. Someone loses your middle part, you know, the sliding thing.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Sean.Roach » Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:35 am UTC

Granted. We ignore whoever said that.

I wish to have rank five in all nine spheres, and an arete of ten. As for paradigm, I'd settle for either technomancy(weird science or cyberpunk), or high magick/endochian.
Oh, and no qlippothic spheres, and no twisted avatar either, (which should be somewhere between rank two and five, inclusive.)
Then I could grant my own wishes.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby xndrew » Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:10 am UTC

Not granted. That kind of thinking would ruin the thread. Also, I had no clue what you wrote there.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby madjo » Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:36 pm UTC

xndrew wrote:I wish the House on Ash Tree really existed.

It burned with the tree.. All that remains now are ashes from the house and the trees.


I wish I could do something meaningful today.
:)

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- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby A'Tuin » Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:07 pm UTC

Granted, you start a war, which means a lot of pain and suffering for everyone.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby user#471729 » Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:16 pm UTC

Granted, but only 60 other people speak this language.

I wish that this wish isn't a wish.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby redwards » Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:30 pm UTC

user#471729 wrote:Granted, but only 60 other people speak this language.

I wish that this wish isn't a wish.


Granted. It's a request. Which is denied.

I wish I had good coffee at work.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Sarcio » Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:17 pm UTC

granted. but now you're fired.

i wish life didn't suck so much.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Angelene » Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:30 pm UTC

granted, but now it blows

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Princess_Shauna » Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:32 pm UTC

Granted. you become such a good friend to everyone that you get overloaded and explode!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby frostbytten » Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:54 pm UTC

Granted. You're a boring bible hymnal.

I wish I made a movie called The Navidson Record.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby redwards » Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:43 pm UTC

frostbytten wrote:Granted. You're a boring bible hymnal.

I wish I made a movie called The Navidson Record.


Granted, you sink all of your worldly possessions into financing the most incredible steaming pile ever to see film.

I wish I still had my Z.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby madjo » Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:47 pm UTC

Granted, but they stole your C.
your alphabet now has just 25 letters.

I wish I knew a solution to get rid of the greedy people that run the MPAA and the RIAA, without killing or other unethical means.
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby redwards » Wed Oct 03, 2007 9:32 pm UTC

madjo wrote:Granted, but they stole your C.
your alphabet now has just 25 letters.

I wish I knew a solution to get rid of the greedy people that run the MPAA and the RIAA, without killing or other unethical means.


Granted, but you take the knowledge to your grave without telling a soul or acting on it.

I wish I could go home.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby saxything43 » Thu Oct 04, 2007 1:33 am UTC

Granted, but because your new home is a trailer, it keeps moving away from you.

I wish I knew enough calculus to pass the AP exam RIGHT NOW without doing anything for the rest of the year.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Beyondthewall » Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:36 am UTC

Granted. Unfortunately, you forget to put your name on the test, therefore making you fail, and you are kicked out of class for obvious incompetence.

I wish a number of solutions to the millennium prizes would mysteriously be submitted in my name.
I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ICDB » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:30 am UTC

Granted. The solutions you pass in are always the solution to the previous year's exam.

I wish for more licorice.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Cabhan » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:39 am UTC

Granted! An licorice mine appears 500' below sea level under Hawai'i. Best get started!

I wish I found tea to taste as good as Diet Coke.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby madjo » Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:50 am UTC

granted, Diet Coke tastes just like tea...
ewww.

I wish my colleagues would go on a coffee-run for me. :)


(ps. I actually like tea, but I needed to corrupt this one, otherwise my day would not be complete)
:)

You are carrying:
- a slightly paranoid Android
- two left feet (not my own)
- a still unfed and very hungry hippo
- broadsword of +5 ridiculousness stained with the blood of the undead souls
- a stetson Resistol, cuz stetson Resistols are cool.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby xndrew » Thu Oct 04, 2007 12:53 pm UTC

Granted. They run around and drink coffee all day, leaving you bored and upset at work all by yourself. You have to pick up the slack when they leave all of their work to you, and you could really go for a coffee to keep alert and energized.

I wish I was taught grammar better when I was younger.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Sarcio » Thu Oct 04, 2007 2:04 pm UTC

Granted. But you were taught german grammar, so now you're even more confused.

I wish redwards would stop quoting people in his wishes.
Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby redwards » Thu Oct 04, 2007 2:07 pm UTC

xndrew wrote:Granted. They run around and drink coffee all day, leaving you bored and upset at work all by yourself. You have to pick up the slack when they leave all of their work to you, and you could really go for a coffee to keep alert and energized.

I wish I was taught grammar better when I was younger.


Granted. You become an obsessive pedant, driven mad by the philistines on the internet who insist on writing "i dont c y u r crying."

I wish the rest of the world had been taught better grammar when they were younger.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby redwards » Thu Oct 04, 2007 2:08 pm UTC

Sarcio wrote:Granted. But you were taught german grammar, so now you're even more confused.

I wish redwards would stop quoting people in his wishes.


Not granted.

I wish you would start.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby xndrew » Thu Oct 04, 2007 2:23 pm UTC

Granted. Now we can all do it. That's what she said.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby muteKi » Thu Oct 04, 2007 2:26 pm UTC

Guess who gets trapped under it? (Hint 1: it sounds like a letter of the alphabet. Hint 2: It's not I)

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby redwards » Thu Oct 04, 2007 2:33 pm UTC

muteKi wrote:Guess who gets trapped under it? (Hint 1: it sounds like a letter of the alphabet. Hint 2: It's not I)

I wish that I didn't have to do a physics lab right now


Granted. You don't need to pass that class anyway.

I wish my wishes would start coming true.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Angelene » Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:26 pm UTC

Granted, you have all you've ever wished for, but you still aren't happy, and now there's nothing left for which you can hope.

I wish I could turn back time and not have had that horrible lunch, ugh.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Ansain » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:34 pm UTC

granted: but you cant get time moving forwards again. you relive your entire life in reverse before ceasing to exist.

I wish I could see five minutes into the future
Why put off till today what you could just as easily get done tomorrow?

I can mathematically prove that 1 equals 0!.

Parts a-x in my plan weren't that important anyways.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby ICDB » Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:57 pm UTC

Granted. After a brain injury your reaction time is reduced to five minutes, one second.

I wish that I could tug on all my clothes (roll up the sleeves, stick my knees up my sweatshirt, put heavy stuff in my pockets) without them every stretching or losing their elasticity.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Ansain » Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:47 pm UTC

granted, but they dissolve in water.

I wish for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Why put off till today what you could just as easily get done tomorrow?

I can mathematically prove that 1 equals 0!.

Parts a-x in my plan weren't that important anyways.


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