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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Thu May 07, 2009 2:07 am UTC

granted, now we no longer have nuclear power plants, a fear of particles, and a bias against nuclear physicists that try to build weapons that fail. Also Oppenheimer hates you and loves you...

I wish for nuclear weapons to have been invented again, and at the proper time and place.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Doom Xombie » Thu May 07, 2009 3:39 pm UTC

Granted you are single-handedly credited for killing everyone that was killed in the two nuclear bombings of japan.

I wish that wars could only be fought with swords and are frequently highly publicized. That way war wariness would increase more quickly.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Master Isenkram » Thu May 07, 2009 6:37 pm UTC

Granted, but everyone decides swordfights are awesome, and war becomes the national passtime.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Doom Xombie » Thu May 07, 2009 8:44 pm UTC

Granted its stolen along with your dignity.

I wish people vehemently opposed any form of war that is physically or emotionally damaging

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Thu May 07, 2009 10:20 pm UTC

granted, but now all predatory species are dieing from us not letting them eat, territorial disputes are left unsettled, prey species grow out of control eat every last producer and die off, and once we die from the lack of food the bacteria will be the only things left.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby insom » Fri May 08, 2009 10:33 pm UTC

I do not want to grant that.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Sat May 09, 2009 2:12 am UTC

granted, but they somehow destroy the Earth, or maybe a black hole entered our solar system.

I wish for the UN to be full of bigger idiots and crack pots
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby MrPopinjay » Sat May 09, 2009 10:30 am UTC

Granted, all the slower citizens of any of the united nations grow to 30 ft in height and develop a hatred for jugs and vases.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby King of Frogs » Sat May 09, 2009 11:51 am UTC

Granted, all your furnishings are now made of peanut butter.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Master Isenkram » Sat May 09, 2009 3:00 pm UTC

Granted, Mr. Jacques runs out of ideas and we get 4 months of nothing but pintsize making porn jokes

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby MrPopinjay » Sat May 09, 2009 3:30 pm UTC

Granted, you may travel where ever you desire in summer, but may never move from the spot you are standing when summer ends until the next begins.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Sat May 09, 2009 9:22 pm UTC

granted, you keep needing to buy new furniture, but it's far more expensive than your normal food

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby itaibn » Sun May 10, 2009 4:25 am UTC

You get thrown into space so that from your perspective, time is slower in earth.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Kaeyn » Sun May 10, 2009 4:30 am UTC

You get porn. That's what it's for.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Sun May 10, 2009 6:28 am UTC

You become chocolate. You were saying?

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby King of Frogs » Sun May 10, 2009 2:07 pm UTC

Granted, it appears halfway up your nose. Sideways.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Sun May 10, 2009 5:51 pm UTC

Granted, you take a vacation to Russia where the ring breaks you

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby King of Frogs » Sun May 10, 2009 6:00 pm UTC

Granted, you tell everyone you meet your most embarrassing secrets.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Sun May 10, 2009 6:03 pm UTC

granted, you die and all the pain disappears.

I wish I was more trusting

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby King of Frogs » Sun May 10, 2009 6:05 pm UTC

Granted, you trust those nice people with their personality tests and you even get to meet celebrities like Tom Cruise!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Sun May 10, 2009 6:09 pm UTC

Granted, you don't the humor and everyone laughs at you

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Whitenleaf » Thu May 14, 2009 5:39 pm UTC

granted, but its stale

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby MrPopinjay » Thu May 14, 2009 5:48 pm UTC

Granted, he now loves you far too much. Enjoy!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Thu May 14, 2009 11:08 pm UTC

granted, they start killing you

I wish for world peace...(please corrupt this)
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby miggit999 » Thu May 14, 2009 11:30 pm UTC

Granted. But achieving world peace involves wiping all humans from the face of the earth, because the only things that can live in peace are pine trees and the like.

I wish I could understand math better.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Bartimaeus » Fri May 15, 2009 2:00 am UTC

granted, math doesn't understand you :(

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TobiXTheGoodBoyX » Fri May 15, 2009 3:04 am UTC

Granted, but it is yours, meaning no one will give you any love.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Fri May 15, 2009 5:25 am UTC

Pokemon enslave you...

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby thicknavyrain » Sat May 16, 2009 5:26 pm UTC

Granted, it makes everything you type turn into a gay joke (but it also cites all the sources you may have referred to).

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Hurduser » Sat May 16, 2009 5:42 pm UTC

Enjoy the death of the universe, bring a towel!

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Sat May 16, 2009 6:30 pm UTC

granted, too bad C suddenly was named Forth and vise versa

I wish for GUI to be easier to write in java
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Armadillo Al » Tue May 19, 2009 6:43 pm UTC

Granted, but you keep burning your hand in the coffee.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby King of Frogs » Tue May 19, 2009 8:11 pm UTC

Granted, but you now spend so much time learning computing you no longer post here.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Tue May 19, 2009 8:49 pm UTC

Armadillo Al wrote:Granted, but you keep burning your hand in the coffee.
java's a programming language

granted, but it's all ads

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby King of Frogs » Tue May 19, 2009 8:52 pm UTC

Granted, they are so funny we are now all slaves to the advertising industry* - great, thanks.

I wish I could play piano.







*Ooops too late! Goddamn that's good satire.
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Tue May 19, 2009 8:53 pm UTC

granted, you now carry out your sexual desires inside of pianos...creep.

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby King of Frogs » Tue May 19, 2009 8:55 pm UTC

Granted.

I'm not even going to corrupt that, sometimes it just needs to happen.

I wish I wasn't now having disturbing mental images about pianos...
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby eaglef2 » Tue May 19, 2009 10:00 pm UTC

granted, I can't corrupt that wish after you didn't corrupt mine...

I wish for [blank]
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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby Doom Xombie » Wed May 20, 2009 1:18 am UTC

You get [blank]-{corrupted}

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Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Postby TobiXTheGoodBoyX » Wed May 20, 2009 2:11 am UTC

Granted, but you already haze the Internet, so you cannot have more (I know what you mean by asking, by the way), and you get an unmanly My Little Pony gift set for your year-after-you-die birthday.


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