Non-Sequitur Showdown.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Moose Anus » Fri Apr 18, 2014 6:53 pm UTC

Yes, this is dog.
Lemonade? ...Aww, ok.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Whizbang » Fri Apr 18, 2014 8:02 pm UTC

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Rhombic » Tue Apr 22, 2014 9:59 am UTC

My father used to eat raw beaver testicles until he realised that he could use them as cigarette lighter -- even though he has never smoked, he enjoys lighting them and poking them through bus drivers' ears.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Neil_Boekend » Tue Apr 22, 2014 10:21 am UTC

Am I missing an eyebrow?
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

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flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

he/him/his

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby freezeblade » Tue Apr 22, 2014 9:31 pm UTC

fnord is why ducks eat trees
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby zmic » Tue Apr 22, 2014 9:41 pm UTC

Ya that reminds me

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby patzer » Wed Apr 23, 2014 12:21 am UTC

I assure you, the answer is in fact 41.9999999...
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands. –Douglas Adams

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Neil_Boekend » Wed Apr 23, 2014 10:48 am UTC

It is weird to see you with clothes on.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

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flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Tomlidich the second » Wed Apr 23, 2014 4:36 pm UTC

Would you like some toast?
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby freezeblade » Wed Apr 23, 2014 4:56 pm UTC

cats. cats everywhere. everywhere.

yes. even there.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Dthen » Wed Apr 23, 2014 4:57 pm UTC

freezeblade wrote:cats. cats everywhere. everywhere.

yes. even there.


OH MY GOD YES. FRIEND YOU ARE MY ARE. WE YES.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Neil_Boekend » Thu Apr 24, 2014 7:46 am UTC

Not according to the Heisenberg uncertainty principle.
Mikeski wrote:A "What If" update is never late. Nor is it early. It is posted precisely when it should be.

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flicky1991 wrote:I'm being quoted too much!

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Rhombic » Thu Apr 24, 2014 2:15 pm UTC

I am in a square box.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Tomlidich the second » Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:01 pm UTC

This thing is a hot mess.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby freezeblade » Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:35 pm UTC

well that's just like, your opinion, man.
Belial wrote:I am not even in the same country code as "the mood for this shit."

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubiguy » Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:59 pm UTC

There's an error on page 9, line 31.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Tomlidich the second » Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:20 pm UTC

The melting temperature is irrelevant.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Whizbang » Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:22 pm UTC

So. It has come to this.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Tomlidich the second » Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:23 pm UTC

FRAG OUT.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby freezeblade » Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:58 pm UTC

hail Eris
All hail discordia
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubiguy » Thu Apr 24, 2014 10:01 pm UTC

It's important that we set sail as soon as possible.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Tomlidich the second » Fri Apr 25, 2014 5:20 pm UTC

Right, so you take this card, FUCK YOURSELF!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby patzer » Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:13 pm UTC

That is more commonly known as a duck.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands. –Douglas Adams

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby freezeblade » Fri Apr 25, 2014 10:15 pm UTC

I sense a soul in search of answers.
Belial wrote:I am not even in the same country code as "the mood for this shit."

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Tomlidich the second » Mon Apr 28, 2014 11:26 pm UTC

freezeblade wrote:I sense a soul in search of answers.

Thread breaking, i know but AH Diablo!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Pingouin7 » Mon May 05, 2014 12:26 pm UTC

Sometimes when I'm bored I like to lie on the floor and pretend I'm a carrot.
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Kewangji wrote:I confess I am actually scared of peanuts, and tend to avoid them, given how lethal they are to some people.

I'm not. I do my part in the fight against peanuts by destroying them with my powerful teeth. Take that peanut! How does being digested feel!?

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby freezeblade » Mon May 05, 2014 11:09 pm UTC

yeah...i'll take the purple one.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubiguy » Mon May 05, 2014 11:28 pm UTC

That would be true if the internet existed in 1921. However, it did not.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Tomlidich the second » Tue May 06, 2014 3:31 pm UTC

Conspiracy to buy a pudding? Tsk, tsk.
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubiguy » Wed May 07, 2014 12:16 am UTC

Lemons are approximately equivalent to clouds in some contexts.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby patzer » Wed May 07, 2014 12:28 am UTC

No, this is Mars.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands. –Douglas Adams

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubiguy » Wed May 07, 2014 1:04 pm UTC

There was a sandstorm west of here yesterday.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby freezeblade » Wed May 07, 2014 6:15 pm UTC

don't you understand? the orange is blue!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby patzer » Wed May 07, 2014 11:40 pm UTC

While it is true that many birds can fly, it must be stressed that your mother is an exception to this rule.
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands. –Douglas Adams

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby orangedragonfire » Thu May 08, 2014 12:26 am UTC

Why, I hardly even know!

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby faubiguy » Thu May 08, 2014 3:36 am UTC

Similarly, many colors of paint are for sale here, although some are comparatively much more expensive, such as invisible paint, which is in part due to the expense of manufacturing it, and in part due to heavy regulations1 placed upon it by the bureau of commerce last June in response to an incident which took place in which a baker used invisible paint to scam customers out of approximately $12,0002 in a way which has not been disclosed in order to prevent people from replicating it, and which is scheduled to remain classified until September of 1997, by which time anti-invisible paint measures are expected to be fully deployed on directions from the Washington Psionics Association a few weeks ago, which were somewhat unpopular due the cost of such measures3, but were ultimately accepted due to (what some would say are irrational) fears from people around the country that others might commit crimes through the use of invisible paint in a way that could be prevented if steps were taken to counter its use.

1The only country invisible paint is permitted to be imported from is Miravar, and domestic production is prohibited.
2According to some accounts, the amount is as high as $30,000, but this is not backed by official reports.
3Despite the name, the Washington Psionics Association is a taxpayer-funded government body

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby NecklaceOfShadow » Fri May 09, 2014 10:14 am UTC

but let's move on to Wally Ted's next question:

"But is it not true that you just came from a photo session with People magazine?"

"Yes, but I –"

"And is it not true that you just came from a photo session with People magazine?"

"Yes, but I –"

"And is it not true that you just came from a photo session with People magazine?"

"Yes, but I –"

"And is it not also true that they have already named you their newest Sexiest Man Alive?"

The idea here ain't bad: People declaring the Antichrist the Sexiest Man Alive. That's got potential. The annual honor is, itself, inherently funny, and juxtaposing it here with the avatar of pure evil ought to provide rich raw material for comedy. "I do not know what that means, really," Nicolae protests before contradicting himself, "… and I was under the impression that they do the sexy-man coverage in January each year, so it is too early for next year and too close to this year's." The title was, indeed, given out in January of 1995. It seems that Jenkins actually broke with his usual practice and looked this up. When you consider the multitude
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Sean Quixote » Wed May 21, 2014 8:25 pm UTC

Poop pants.

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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby freezeblade » Wed May 21, 2014 8:39 pm UTC

clams? well I never!
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Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Postby Whizbang » Wed May 21, 2014 9:00 pm UTC

Try not to get any on my shoes.


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