Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

faubi · Postby **faubi** » Sun Mar 04, 2018 6:22 am UTC

false;

A test tube?

flicky1991 · Postby **flicky1991** » Sun Mar 04, 2018 11:36 am UTC

Nope.

A Python script?

SirGabriel · Postby **SirGabriel** » Sun Mar 04, 2018 1:47 pm UTC

Not sure whether it was within 15 seconds or not, but I did find this.

A Python snake?

flicky1991 · Postby **flicky1991** » Sun Mar 04, 2018 7:34 pm UTC

Nope.

An abacus?

SirGabriel · Postby **SirGabriel** » Sun Mar 04, 2018 8:52 pm UTC

No.

An SAT-legal calculator?

faubi · Postby **faubi** » Sun Mar 04, 2018 8:57 pm UTC

TI-84+ and also TI-30XIIS

Soup?

flicky1991 · Postby **flicky1991** » Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:30 pm UTC

Nope.

Shorts?

Freddino18 · Postby **Freddino18** » Mon Mar 05, 2018 5:38 pm UTC

Yes. It was terrible.

Someone else's clothing?

slinches · Postby **slinches** » Mon Mar 05, 2018 10:18 pm UTC

Yes, my cubemate is wearing some clothes right now!

Someone else wearing your clothing?

Suzaku · Postby **Suzaku** » Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:11 am UTC

Nope.

A baby?

flicky1991 · Postby **flicky1991** » Tue Mar 06, 2018 12:34 pm UTC

Nope.

A condiment?

slinches · Postby **slinches** » Tue Mar 06, 2018 4:20 pm UTC

Yes, a packet of soy sauce in my desk drawer.

A compliment?

flicky1991 · Postby **flicky1991** » Tue Mar 06, 2018 7:21 pm UTC

You're a very nice poster, slinches.

One for me?

Tillian · Postby **Tillian** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:29 am UTC

You have eyes. Nothing against people who don't! But you do.

Someone to help out with chores while I'm sick.

flicky1991 · Postby **flicky1991** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 12:56 pm UTC

Sorry, no.

A veil?

faubi · Postby **faubi** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 1:29 pm UTC

Nope.

A key that unlocks something other than a door (or car)?

SirGabriel · Postby **SirGabriel** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:52 pm UTC

One for a bike lock, one for a padlock, two for a different padlock, and one for a cabinet.

A browser, other than Chrome or Firefox, which did not come pre-installed on your device?

ucim · Postby **ucim** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 3:41 pm UTC

The one I'm using now: Seamonkey.

A single snowflake? (You have to keep it from melting for that fifteen seconds also)

Jose

heuristically_alone · Postby **heuristically_alone** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 5:04 pm UTC

No more snow.

An empty cornfield?

Tillian · Postby **Tillian** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 5:11 pm UTC

I doubt they grow corn anywhere near this country.

Either a bugle or a bulge?

flicky1991 · Postby **flicky1991** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:55 pm UTC

Er... I guess I can produce a bulge...

A crossword puzzle?

SirGabriel · Postby **SirGabriel** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:35 pm UTC

I was going to try to draw a really easy one, but it took me ten seconds to figure out where I'd left the pen and paper. Then I remembered crosswords need clues, which I wouldn't have had time to write anyway.

Something you are allergic to?

Tillian · Postby **Tillian** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:52 pm UTC

Does being allergic to certain web pages count? Reddit is just one Ctrl-T and 10 characters away.

A person in possession of a strange-looking animal.

heuristically_alone · Postby **heuristically_alone** » Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:55 pm UTC

Not that I am aware of.

Orange sun glasses

Tillian · Postby **Tillian** » Thu Mar 08, 2018 3:29 pm UTC

Absolutely!

A physical object that makes you distressed.

ucim · Postby **ucim** » Thu Mar 08, 2018 5:19 pm UTC

Right nearby is a pair of scissors that can be used to remove my tresses. It would take more than fifteen seconds to accomplish that feat though.

A film camera?

Jose

somitomi · Postby **somitomi** » Thu Mar 08, 2018 5:28 pm UTC

Yup, three ones actually. Only two have film in them though.

A vinyl record that's unusual in some way?

flicky1991 · Postby **flicky1991** » Sun Mar 11, 2018 1:09 am UTC

I don't even have a vinyl record.

A document printed after you read this post?

heuristically_alone · Postby **heuristically_alone** » Sun Mar 11, 2018 2:08 am UTC

Haha no.

A grill?

patzer · Postby **patzer** » Sun Mar 11, 2018 2:02 pm UTC

yes i am grill

A microwave?

faubi · Postby **faubi** » Sun Mar 11, 2018 3:58 pm UTC

Yes. Well, a microwave oven. The actual waves are quite elusive :p

A sculpture?

SirGabriel · Postby **SirGabriel** » Sun Mar 11, 2018 4:26 pm UTC

Does a crucifix count?

A framed painting?

flicky1991 · Postby **flicky1991** » Sun Mar 11, 2018 5:07 pm UTC

Nope.

Blu Tack?

SirGabriel · Postby **SirGabriel** » Sun Mar 11, 2018 6:00 pm UTC

Not sure what that is, but I'm pretty sure we don't have any.

Ramen?

flicky1991 · Postby **flicky1991** » Sun Mar 11, 2018 6:05 pm UTC

Nope.

A tie?

slinches · Postby **slinches** » Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:07 pm UTC

Yes, the one you gave me -->

A cowboy hat?

heuristically_alone · Postby **heuristically_alone** » Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:49 pm UTC

Alas no

A Christmas tree?

patzer · Postby **patzer** » Tue Mar 13, 2018 5:51 pm UTC

Possibly, but I'd get a headache if I got up so suddenly to go into the garage to get it. Whether I could do it in fifteen seconds depends on how long it takes to unlock the garage.

A card?

faubi · Postby **faubi** » Tue Mar 13, 2018 6:14 pm UTC

Debit card, id cards, index card, and playing card.

A flag?

zighier · Postby **zighier** » Thu Mar 15, 2018 12:25 pm UTC

I know I had one around here recently, but I put it away and can't remember where.

A mosquito?

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