Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby solune » Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:44 pm UTC

My parents wouldn't appreciate if I called their home a shed

Homegrown produce ?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Flumble » Mon Jun 03, 2019 11:18 pm UTC

Nope, only some herbs and flowers.

A (red) crowbar?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Jun 04, 2019 1:35 am UTC

nope.

velcro?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Flumble » Tue Jun 04, 2019 1:56 am UTC

Yes, but only stuck to a bag. (Suddenly I wonder why none of my shoes have velcro.)

Chewing gum?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby solune » Tue Jun 04, 2019 3:10 pm UTC

I never got the appeal of chewing gum. I've kept some for a while with the notion that one day I would really give it a try. Can't find it now though.

Something that you really really shouldn't eat, but you've done it before and you know you'll try again ?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby phillip1882 » Thu Jun 06, 2019 2:02 pm UTC

not that i know of.

a board game other than chess?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Flumble » Thu Jun 06, 2019 3:01 pm UTC

Of course, every household has a variation of Pachisi. (TIL mens-erger-je-niet is not an original game.)

A video game on a CD?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby solune » Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:39 pm UTC

Yup. Will it work on windows 10 ? doubtful.

A napkin ring ?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Flumble » Sun Jun 09, 2019 7:53 pm UTC

Nope, no a rings intended for napkins.

A bird's egg?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby solune » Sun Jun 09, 2019 9:04 pm UTC

The pigeons on my windowsill only drop shit, never eggs.

Bamboo wood ?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ucim » Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:13 am UTC

Yep. I'm pretty sure I can get to it in fifteen seconds.

A (working) rechargable AA battery?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Flumble » Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:55 am UTC

Nope, I've gone back to disposables for the 3 batteries I need per decade.

A wired phone?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby solune » Tue Jun 11, 2019 7:28 am UTC

Sure, without a screen even.

A book written by one of your relatives ?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby phillip1882 » Wed Jun 19, 2019 5:42 pm UTC

nope

poker chips?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby zighier » Thu Jun 20, 2019 1:55 pm UTC

None around here, sorry.

Something that attaches to the top of a pencil?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Flumble » Thu Jun 20, 2019 1:57 pm UTC

Does glue count? It sticks to the top of a pencil. :mrgreen:

An inflatable beach ball?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby solune » Thu Jun 20, 2019 2:43 pm UTC

The only inflatable thing I've got is a bike tyre, which isn't inflatable any more.

A broken flashlight ?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ucim » Fri Jun 21, 2019 4:10 am UTC

Well, it's hard to break a flashlight but I have the storage tube for a "flashlight on a stick" (I saved the broken flashlight someplace but didn't find it in fifteen seconds) and a flashlight with corroded contacts that therefore wouldn't work now (but could be cleaned). So, depends what you mean by "broken". And "flashlight".

A (nominally 1.5v) D cell?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby zighier » Fri Jun 21, 2019 8:29 am UTC

None here, sorry. I don't think I've seen one in years.

Food made from fish?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Flumble » Fri Jun 21, 2019 11:26 am UTC

Yes, I found canned tuna is quite the affordable source of protein and fat.

A cable with sockets (or receptacles or female plugs or whatchamacallit) on both ends?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Jun 22, 2019 12:48 am UTC

nope.

a programming book?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby solune » Sat Jun 22, 2019 10:38 am UTC

Didn't bring them over from my parent's house.

A paper invoice ?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Flumble » Sat Jun 22, 2019 11:02 am UTC

Nope, only some paper receipts.

A cork?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby solune » Sun Jun 23, 2019 8:24 pm UTC

My cork-bearing bottles are more than 15 seconds away.

A filer ?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ucim » Mon Jun 24, 2019 2:53 pm UTC

If by "filer" you mean "file" (tool for filing), then yes. Otherwise it would take me more than fifteen seconds to figure out what you mean. (I have no machines that file by themselves, for example, unless you mean putting data files in order, in which case there's such a device right in front of me).

A dictionary that translates from one language to another, neither of which is your primary language?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby solune » Mon Jun 24, 2019 3:47 pm UTC

My chinese dictionnary app translates into english because I thought I would get a better translation quality than if I looked at French apps.
Unfortunately I've uninstalled the app, so 15s won't be enough to find it again.

Spoiler:
If google image shows you only pictures of "tools for filing" when you type "filer", it doesn't mean that "filer" is a word that describes tools for filing, apparently


That video that made you laugh really hard yesterday and which you want to show me before I lose interest or the conversation goes elsewhere ?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Flumble » Tue Jun 25, 2019 3:20 pm UTC

No, yesterday I only watch a couple of mildly interesting videos (the video of Tom Scott interviewing the operator of a solar-powered train got only a slight cuckle out of me ("heh, they trained him!")).

Something that's small enough to carry but too heavy for you to pick up?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby somitomi » Tue Jun 25, 2019 4:04 pm UTC

No sutch dense objects I'm afraid.

I like Tom Scott too. And trains
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A vacuum diode?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby ucim » Tue Jun 25, 2019 5:46 pm UTC

I have two vacuum tube devices within fifteen seconds of me, but it would take me too long to point out which tubes (if any) are diodes.

More than five feet (depth) of water?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Flumble » Tue Jun 25, 2019 9:15 pm UTC

Fine, I could stand up within 15 seconds if I really have to. :mrgreen:

A syringe?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby solune » Tue Jun 25, 2019 10:01 pm UTC

Nope, neither the blood-sucking nor the culinary kind

Swimming fins ?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby zighier » Sun Jun 30, 2019 3:00 pm UTC

Never owned them, I'm afraid.

A (published) book without a barcode?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby phillip1882 » Sun Jun 30, 2019 4:30 pm UTC

nope.

a penny?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby somitomi » Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:11 pm UTC

Nah, can't even find one of those annoying eurocents in 15 seconds.

An implement or tool you use for something other than its intended purpose?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Jul 01, 2019 9:01 pm UTC

no.

an apple? (the fruit not pc)
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Flumble » Mon Jul 01, 2019 11:16 pm UTC

No, I'm more of a banana man.

A succulent plant?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Jul 02, 2019 12:21 am UTC

do apples count?

a cd player?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Flumble » Wed Jul 03, 2019 1:30 am UTC

I may have forgotten what a "compact disc" is, but I still have one of those spinny things in my laptop. It says "DVD"—whatever that is—but it can play CDs too.


Something broken that you still want to repair?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby phillip1882 » Wed Jul 03, 2019 2:11 pm UTC

no.

something you borrowed from someone else?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Freddino18 » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:28 pm UTC

Noise-cancelling headphones.

SemenA bodily fluid other than spit?
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