Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Eseell » Wed Aug 25, 2010 10:07 pm UTC

Yes.

A decorated egg or egg-like object.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Heady » Fri Aug 27, 2010 8:04 pm UTC

No.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby scienceroboticspunk » Fri Aug 27, 2010 9:57 pm UTC

No, cant make it to my brothers car in time.

2 sets of car keys?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby _infina_ » Fri Aug 27, 2010 10:16 pm UTC

on my person.

A bottle of Moxie?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Promicin » Sat Aug 28, 2010 1:25 pm UTC

Moxie? The drink? No.

An empty Ziploc bag?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby _infina_ » Sat Aug 28, 2010 6:29 pm UTC

Yes.
At least you know what it is.

An EXPO dry erase marker?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby rhetorical » Fri Sep 03, 2010 2:56 pm UTC

Nope.

A middle school math textbook.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby existentialpanda » Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:13 pm UTC

Yes, we still have some of my brother's old books. (They aren't exactly middle school level, though.)

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby EvilDuckie » Sat Sep 04, 2010 11:00 am UTC

No, I only have real ones (even though I'm terrible at watering them, I always ask for "extra tough survivors" when I go looking for new plants).

An item of sports clothing (that you're using for actual sports of course)
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby scienceroboticspunk » Sat Sep 04, 2010 12:19 pm UTC

Yes, a lot of running clothes and running shoes

2, one gallon water bottles, one being full and one being empty?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Gypped » Sat Sep 04, 2010 2:08 pm UTC

Yes, I have one empty next to me that I'm about to take down to the recycling, and there's a full one in the kitchen.

At least four different colored Sharpees?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby darkspork » Sun Sep 05, 2010 5:27 am UTC

Nope. Just an unopened pack of black ones. There's a bin of markers of every color and brand somewhere downstairs, but I haven't been able to find it for weeks.

An ice cream flavor with the word "chocolate" or "fudge" in the name?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Midnight » Sun Sep 05, 2010 6:54 am UTC

If I run downstairs fast, which I'm pretty sure I can do, then yes.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby JonR » Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:37 pm UTC

no

I can do the sports clothing, but that's a few posts back...

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby broken_escalator » Tue Sep 07, 2010 4:46 pm UTC

no, but i can pretend my shoe is a badminton racket!

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Mazuku » Wed Sep 08, 2010 5:30 am UTC

Yes I still have one of those, thou it isn't plugged in anymore.

Can you find a DVD Rewinder?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby darkspork » Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:35 pm UTC

Uh... No.

Some kind of anime DVD that isn't Pokemon?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby broken_escalator » Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:40 pm UTC

I've got flcl dvds!

can you find a coloring book?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Mazuku » Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:11 am UTC

Yes, an utterly pointless 101 Dalmations colouring book.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Mumpy » Tue Sep 14, 2010 5:14 pm UTC

Yes!

Can you lay your hands on a complete TV series?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Promicin » Tue Sep 14, 2010 7:53 pm UTC

Every episode of Rugrats, illegally recorded on VHS! In 15 seconds? If I knew where in the closet they were.

A kiwi? (If yes, fruit, lovable bird, or New Zelander?)

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Platypodes » Tue Sep 21, 2010 10:25 pm UTC

I tried to produce a New Zealander on IRC, but he wasn't on. (He usually is.) That probably wouldn't have counted anyhow.

An eraser in the shape of some other object.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby bobjoesmith » Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:23 am UTC

Yes if "eraser-like with hole in middle made with pencil while bored" counts as a shape

Something that you can bring onto an airplane

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby alexriehl » Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:59 am UTC

About 30 things.

A figurine of a Dalek.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby JonR » Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:06 pm UTC

no

a kitchen sink?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby clockworkmonk » Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:15 pm UTC

If I run very fast.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Mazuku » Thu Sep 23, 2010 3:58 am UTC

I got taco shells.

Anyone have a grandfather clock?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Promicin » Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:17 pm UTC

In 1/24 scale miniature!

A film camera?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Essah » Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:08 pm UTC

Promicin wrote:In 1/24 scale miniature!

A film camera?


only a Digital Camara that can record.

Something broken you never got around to fix.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby _infina_ » Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:47 am UTC

An old laptop.

A 10+ year old laptop?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Platypodes » Fri Sep 24, 2010 1:16 am UTC

I'm pretty sure it's at least 10 yrs old. I got it on Craigslist this year, & I use it for working at home using the very old software that my office has kept using because it's awesome. It's a Dell, runs Win98, and weighs a ton.

A book of poetry.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Duban » Fri Sep 24, 2010 1:19 am UTC

Platypodes wrote:I'm pretty sure it's at least 10 yrs old. I got it on Craigslist this year, & I use it for working at home using the very old software that my office has kept using because it's awesome. It's a Dell, runs Win98, and weighs a ton.

A book of poetry.

Probably not. I'm sure I have at least one lying around somewhere, but the likelihood of finding it in 15 seconds is close to 0.

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby MuschMusch » Fri Sep 24, 2010 3:12 pm UTC

snowboard yes.
But its only a very small one. It's a key fob.
In 30s I could reach a real one in my basement.

A tape walkman?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Yossarian18 » Sat Sep 25, 2010 2:28 am UTC

Yes.

A set of racing leathers?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Balesk Baj, Timeburner » Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:58 am UTC

No.

Any food with mold on it.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Promicin » Sun Sep 26, 2010 1:07 pm UTC

Nope.

Anything hot pink?

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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Mazuku » Sun Sep 26, 2010 10:12 pm UTC

Yes my drinking cup by my desk is Hot Pink.

A bottle of Senega & Ammonia.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby darkspork » Sun Sep 26, 2010 10:51 pm UTC

Nope.

A microwavable frozen meal?
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Aleril » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:45 pm UTC

If you count a frozen quiche, then yes.

A disc that is scratched up beyond repair but still in one piece.
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Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Postby Essah » Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:18 pm UTC

Aleril wrote:If you count a frozen quiche, then yes.

A disc that is scratched up beyond repair but still in one piece.


quite sure I have one, even within arms reach from here.


A stone/rock with a natural hole through


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