King of the hill.

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King of the hill.

Postby TobiXTheGoodBoyX » Fri May 15, 2009 3:25 am UTC

I got this one from a different forum (Destiny Works) and this one's kind of dead on there, but I know "xkcd can do better".

Basically, there's a hill.
I am on top of it.
Come up with a convolued scheme to get me off so you can be the king (even if you are a queen) of the hill.

It works like this:
I am king of the hill!
I push you off the hill.
I get a flamethrower and singe you and stomp on your ashes on the hill.
I kick you in the shin.


You get the idea.

Well, I'll start.

I'm king of the hill! -victory dance-.

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Re: King of the hill.

Postby Gears » Fri May 15, 2009 3:29 am UTC

TobiXTheGoodBoyX wrote:...come up with a convoluted scheme to get me off ...

:lol:
General_Norris wrote:I notice a lack of counter-arguments and a lot of fisting.

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Re: King of the hill.

Postby eaglef2 » Fri May 15, 2009 5:26 am UTC

Gears wrote:
TobiXTheGoodBoyX wrote:...come up with a convoluted scheme to get me off ...

:lol:

I guess I kill you with boring math logic then...
"I am a four hundred-foot tall purple Platypus Bear with pink horns and silver wings."
-Azula, Avatar: The Last Airbender.

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Re: King of the hill.

Postby Tillan » Fri May 15, 2009 8:31 am UTC

There is no place for logic in /FG/ so you fail, and i am king.
Now work damnit! No, dont carry on posting here, you're a very busy person. work work work!!

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Re: King of the hill.

Postby eaglef2 » Fri May 15, 2009 8:24 pm UTC

Tillan wrote:There is no place for logic in /FG/ so you fail, and i am king.

I hire raptors to kill you
"I am a four hundred-foot tall purple Platypus Bear with pink horns and silver wings."
-Azula, Avatar: The Last Airbender.

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Re: King of the hill.

Postby J Spade » Fri May 15, 2009 9:02 pm UTC

I distract you with the comparison of this thread to a "last post" thread. Then I climb up and start you rolling down.

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Re: King of the hill.

Postby i like pi » Tue May 19, 2009 7:02 pm UTC

I parajump out of a plane, and then teleport the hill out from under you to my landing zone.
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: King of the hill.

Postby eaglef2 » Tue May 19, 2009 10:02 pm UTC

my quantum teleporter destroys your information and I climb to the top of the hill
"I am a four hundred-foot tall purple Platypus Bear with pink horns and silver wings."
-Azula, Avatar: The Last Airbender.

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Re: King of the hill.

Postby i like pi » Wed May 20, 2009 7:05 pm UTC

Your mom. Therfore, you die. I climb up the hill.
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: King of the hill.

Postby eaglef2 » Thu May 21, 2009 12:58 am UTC

I hire the janitor, from Scrubs, to make your life miserable. Thus you leave the hill and I take it over
"I am a four hundred-foot tall purple Platypus Bear with pink horns and silver wings."
-Azula, Avatar: The Last Airbender.

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Re: King of the hill.

Postby i like pi » Thu May 21, 2009 7:10 pm UTC

I set the hill on fire.
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: King of the hill.

Postby eaglef2 » Thu May 21, 2009 10:06 pm UTC

the hill has no grass...Your plan fails and I remain king
"I am a four hundred-foot tall purple Platypus Bear with pink horns and silver wings."
-Azula, Avatar: The Last Airbender.

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Re: King of the hill.

Postby krazykate » Fri May 22, 2009 2:37 pm UTC

I stop being a wuss and give the janitor the beating he deserves.
I do the same for anyone who tries to take the hill from me.

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Re: King of the hill.

Postby eaglef2 » Fri May 22, 2009 10:22 pm UTC

The janitor has janitor friends, and people who fear him, as soon as you attack him they all kill you...
I take the hill
"I am a four hundred-foot tall purple Platypus Bear with pink horns and silver wings."
-Azula, Avatar: The Last Airbender.


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