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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Bartimaeus » Sun May 10, 2009 5:38 pm UTC

Who killed their mom today?

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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby eaglef2 » Sun May 10, 2009 6:40 pm UTC

What's the best thing to say to pick up chicks in a bar? (sorry, I know it doesn't fit, but everything else is cheesy)

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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Bartimaeus » Sun May 10, 2009 6:42 pm UTC

when someone asks for pie, what do you give them?

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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby mickyj300x » Thu May 14, 2009 1:54 am UTC

Do you agree with the notion that Ms. Glau is overposted in these fora?

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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Alucard_101 » Thu May 14, 2009 2:14 am UTC

So what's your favorite meal?

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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby SlyReaper » Thu May 14, 2009 8:53 am UTC

What's the thing you like best about your mother?

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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby eaglef2 » Thu May 14, 2009 2:30 pm UTC

What's the best aspect of being a ho.

swine flu
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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby SlyReaper » Thu May 14, 2009 2:47 pm UTC

Doctor, do you have my test results yet? What do I have?

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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Cal San » Thu May 14, 2009 5:17 pm UTC

Do you plan on eating any time soon? What?


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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Coin » Thu May 14, 2009 5:24 pm UTC

That backpack looks heavy. What's in it?

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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Cal San » Thu May 14, 2009 5:27 pm UTC

Would you consider having sex with a goat?

It is quite delicious, but not so good for you.
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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby eaglef2 » Thu May 14, 2009 11:06 pm UTC

Where are we going?

the missile knows where it is because it knows where it isn't
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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby The Scyphozoa » Thu May 14, 2009 11:41 pm UTC

Does anyone know where that missile i--KABOOM!!!!

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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Bartimaeus » Fri May 15, 2009 2:03 am UTC

Why can't you get girls?

I don't think that's quite the reason, but there might be a few people who agree.

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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby TobiXTheGoodBoyX » Fri May 15, 2009 3:17 am UTC

Should it be better than Vista?

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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby The Scyphozoa » Fri May 15, 2009 4:51 am UTC

What is the name that inspired the above poster's YouTube channel name? (Yes, Brandon, I am quite observant.)

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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby eaglef2 » Fri May 15, 2009 5:21 am UTC

Can I has my freedom? These shackles are heavy...

The raptors use true random number generators to decide who to kill first.
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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby mickyj300x » Fri May 15, 2009 5:23 am UTC

I know the raptors are going to kill you first.

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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby eaglef2 » Fri May 15, 2009 5:24 am UTC

mickyj300x wrote:I know the raptors are going to kill you first.

Is that a question? (yes that is my question to his answer)

The raptors use true random number generators to decide who to kill first.
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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Tillan » Fri May 15, 2009 9:05 am UTC

How will humanity end?

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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby eaglef2 » Fri May 15, 2009 8:23 pm UTC

What is your favorite thing to use for taxidermy.

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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby The Scyphozoa » Thu May 28, 2009 3:43 am UTC

Hey, got any vintage Dilbert?

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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Kaeyn » Thu May 28, 2009 8:35 am UTC

Ever tried to dig up a building?

Only on Tuesdays, otherwise it's disgusting.

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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Helios471 » Thu May 28, 2009 9:09 am UTC

Which days should I shower?

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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Coin » Thu May 28, 2009 11:12 am UTC

What is the length of your...
... beard?

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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby eaglef2 » Fri May 29, 2009 12:21 am UTC

what turns you on?

Waffles are evil...
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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Splendid » Fri May 29, 2009 1:27 am UTC

Why is it, exactly, you've grown to hate anything with many tiny liquid traps?

There have probably been four total instances.
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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Nith Azra » Fri May 29, 2009 1:34 am UTC

So, on your deathbed....
Exactly how many times have you actually had sex?


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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Kaeyn » Fri May 29, 2009 5:04 am UTC

What are the two things you want with you when the world ends?

I was about to, but he changed the subject. Bastard...

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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby eaglef2 » Fri May 29, 2009 6:09 am UTC

Did you get a chance to sue that guy?

THIS GUY CREEPS ME OUT: :twisted:
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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Nith Azra » Fri May 29, 2009 6:21 am UTC

What were Blanket Jackson's (wacko's son) first words?

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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Splendid » Fri May 29, 2009 12:52 pm UTC

How long until you arrive at the circle drawing contest?

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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Nith Azra » Fri May 29, 2009 10:02 pm UTC

So what did you tell the doctor?

A lemon tart.
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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Box Boy » Fri May 29, 2009 10:05 pm UTC

If you could kill him with one thing what would it be?

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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby eaglef2 » Fri May 29, 2009 10:15 pm UTC

What's the strangest sound your gallbladder has ever made?

I want to cite strangers!
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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Kaeyn » Sun May 31, 2009 8:20 am UTC

What do you want to do when you grow up, sonny?

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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby thecamoninja » Sun May 31, 2009 3:30 pm UTC

Come on, don't you know that Mozart had been playing piano since he was four?

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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Nith Azra » Sun May 31, 2009 8:52 pm UTC

Guess what I said to your mum last night?


Sheppard's pie.
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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby SlyReaper » Sun May 31, 2009 9:39 pm UTC

Why, how do YOU think "Shepherd's pie" is spelt?

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Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby The Scyphozoa » Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:02 am UTC

Hey, let's measure our penises in Gigahertz. Mine would probably be, oh...

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