Question to an Anwswer

For all your silly time-killing forum games.

Moderators: jestingrabbit, Moderators General, Prelates

User avatar
Girdot
Posts: 72
Joined: Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:50 am UTC

Question to an Anwswer

Postby Girdot » Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:32 am UTC

As the topic implies, write a question for the previous posters answer, then post an answer yourself.
To avoid confusion, match your questions color to the answers color it corresponds to. For Example:

Answer1
Question1
Answer 2


I'll begin:
Life's complicated; shit happens.

User avatar
Sour Apple
Posts: 231
Joined: Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:17 am UTC
Location: USA
Contact:

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Sour Apple » Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:34 am UTC

Why doesn't he love me anymore?

Your mother.
Who I am. [Apparently this isn't obvious: I'm a chick, a bird, a female of your species.]

User avatar
Zohar
COMMANDER PORN
Posts: 8565
Joined: Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:45 pm UTC
Location: Denver

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Zohar » Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:18 am UTC

Who's dead? (HAH!!! It's funny 'cause it's true! :shock: )

Exactly three.
Mighty Jalapeno: "See, Zohar agrees, and he's nice to people."
SecondTalon: "Still better looking than Jesus."

Not how I say my name

User avatar
SlyReaper
inflatable
Posts: 8015
Joined: Mon Dec 31, 2007 11:09 pm UTC
Location: Bristol, Old Blighty

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby SlyReaper » Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:12 am UTC

-3*exp(i*pi)= ???

The disjoint union of two closed loops with linking number 1.
Image
What would Baron Harkonnen do?

User avatar
Zohar
COMMANDER PORN
Posts: 8565
Joined: Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:45 pm UTC
Location: Denver

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Zohar » Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:51 am UTC

Can you mention something I don't understand?


Quite a bit, but then there's danger it would chafe.
Mighty Jalapeno: "See, Zohar agrees, and he's nice to people."
SecondTalon: "Still better looking than Jesus."

Not how I say my name

User avatar
SlyReaper
inflatable
Posts: 8015
Joined: Mon Dec 31, 2007 11:09 pm UTC
Location: Bristol, Old Blighty

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby SlyReaper » Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:17 am UTC

How long can a man wear leather trousers for?

For every epsilon greater than 0 there exists a delta such that...
Image
What would Baron Harkonnen do?

User avatar
Moo
Oh man! I'm going to be so rebellious! I'm gonna...
Posts: 6440
Joined: Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:15 pm UTC
Location: Beyond the goblin city
Contact:

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Moo » Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:54 am UTC

For every ?what? does there exist a delta such that delta equals the amount of confusion caused by poorly defined mathematical proofs?

A dog, a wooden board and ten safety pins.
Proverbs 9:7-8 wrote:Anyone who rebukes a mocker will get an insult in return. Anyone who corrects the wicked will get hurt. So don't bother correcting mockers; they will only hate you.
Hawknc wrote:FFT: I didn't realise Proverbs 9:7-8 was the first recorded instance of "haters gonna hate"

User avatar
tiny
Posts: 771
Joined: Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:34 pm UTC
Location: Below the fifth cellar.
Contact:

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby tiny » Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:05 pm UTC

So, what would you take with you onto a deserted island?
(First I thought 'So, what did you pimp up your love life with last night?', but then I thought 'No...')

Only when the nights are colder than outside.
"I write what I see, the endless procession to the guillotine." ~ de Sade

User avatar
Ansain
Posts: 207
Joined: Sun Apr 15, 2007 1:15 am UTC
Location: Here

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Ansain » Mon Mar 03, 2008 4:14 pm UTC

When do you bathe?

A Duck!
Why put off till today what you could just as easily get done tomorrow?

I can mathematically prove that 1 equals 0!.

Parts a-x in my plan weren't that important anyways.

User avatar
tiny
Posts: 771
Joined: Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:34 pm UTC
Location: Below the fifth cellar.
Contact:

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby tiny » Mon Mar 03, 2008 4:17 pm UTC

What goes 'quack'?

That's why I chose The Misogyny Kool-Aid.
"I write what I see, the endless procession to the guillotine." ~ de Sade

User avatar
Rodan
Any title.
Posts: 1846
Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 11:52 pm UTC
Location: Eastern Standard Time

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Rodan » Mon Mar 03, 2008 5:17 pm UTC

Do you really want to see how deep this rabbit hole is?

42.

User avatar
SlyReaper
inflatable
Posts: 8015
Joined: Mon Dec 31, 2007 11:09 pm UTC
Location: Bristol, Old Blighty

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby SlyReaper » Mon Mar 03, 2008 6:44 pm UTC

What do you get when you multiply SIX by NINE where SIX=1+5 and NINE=8+1?

EIGHTY EIGHT MILES PER HOUR!!!!
Image
What would Baron Harkonnen do?

User avatar
Rodan
Any title.
Posts: 1846
Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 11:52 pm UTC
Location: Eastern Standard Time

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Rodan » Mon Mar 03, 2008 6:52 pm UTC

Could you say a number and a unit in a really loud voice (or capital-lettered text, I suppose)?

No. Unless of course you eat it.

User avatar
Col. Mustard
Posts: 79
Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 7:05 am UTC
Location: In the study with the knife.
Contact:

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Col. Mustard » Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:55 pm UTC

Is this Big Mac bad for me?


2:30pm, right after the shipment of giraffe dung arrives.

User avatar
Rodan
Any title.
Posts: 1846
Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 11:52 pm UTC
Location: Eastern Standard Time

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Rodan » Mon Mar 03, 2008 7:58 pm UTC

When do you think my order will arrive?

Because no one can hear you say "pomegranate".

AvalonXQ
Posts: 747
Joined: Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:45 pm UTC

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby AvalonXQ » Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:05 pm UTC

Why do I always yell "AND TWO OF THAT FRUIT OVER THERE, PLEASE" to the cashier?

No, not in a million years. Never. No. Okay, maybe just once.

User avatar
tryptanymph
More metal than thou
Posts: 2471
Joined: Wed Jan 30, 2008 6:42 pm UTC
Location: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Contact:

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby tryptanymph » Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:09 pm UTC

Wanna do it?

I don't know. Maybe you should see the gynecologist.
phlip wrote:sleepy, the only thing you're worse at is being not awesome.*
*All links to be treated as NFSW.

User avatar
tiny
Posts: 771
Joined: Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:34 pm UTC
Location: Below the fifth cellar.
Contact:

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby tiny » Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:35 pm UTC

...
Do you think it's normal that I have centipedes in my vagina?

Oh, just an hour before they found the body in the swimming pool. Why'd you ask?
"I write what I see, the endless procession to the guillotine." ~ de Sade

User avatar
Nullcline
Posts: 135
Joined: Fri May 11, 2007 2:12 pm UTC
Location: southern Appalachia

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Nullcline » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:23 am UTC

How long ago did you first notice those centipedes in your vagina?

Because it hurts when I scratch.
Don't cross me.

User avatar
english_petal
Posts: 72
Joined: Mon Nov 19, 2007 6:11 pm UTC
Location: England
Contact:

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby english_petal » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:35 am UTC

Why do you let the centipedes just wander?

My love life wasn't hot enough.

Code: Select all

v                                                   > #,:# _@#:<
>62*1+9*66*1+3*25*1+25*1+*48*99*45*+74*4*6+66*1+3*43*9*48*89*1+^

User avatar
english_petal
Posts: 72
Joined: Mon Nov 19, 2007 6:11 pm UTC
Location: England
Contact:

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby english_petal » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:36 am UTC

Sorry double-posted.

Code: Select all

v                                                   > #,:# _@#:<
>62*1+9*66*1+3*25*1+25*1+*48*99*45*+74*4*6+66*1+3*43*9*48*89*1+^

User avatar
Nullcline
Posts: 135
Joined: Fri May 11, 2007 2:12 pm UTC
Location: southern Appalachia

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Nullcline » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:40 am UTC

Why is there an order for 500 Arcturan MegaCentipedes on your bank statement?

I didn't have enough Kool-Aid mix.
Don't cross me.

User avatar
tiny
Posts: 771
Joined: Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:34 pm UTC
Location: Below the fifth cellar.
Contact:

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby tiny » Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:00 am UTC

How comes your house isn't demolished yet? (ah, who gets it, hah?)

In a row!
"I write what I see, the endless procession to the guillotine." ~ de Sade

Robin S
Posts: 3579
Joined: Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:02 pm UTC
Location: London, UK
Contact:

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Robin S » Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:06 am UTC

How would you describe the arrangement of this lovely bunch of coconuts?

Not for at least a week.
This is a placeholder until I think of something more creative to put here.

User avatar
Rodan
Any title.
Posts: 1846
Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 11:52 pm UTC
Location: Eastern Standard Time

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Rodan » Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:09 am UTC

Have you bathed recently.

Yes, but it's a tough call.

Robin S
Posts: 3579
Joined: Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:02 pm UTC
Location: London, UK
Contact:

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Robin S » Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:11 am UTC

If I gave you a choice between buying 500 vicious alien centipedes to inhabit your genitals for a week and murdering your family, would you choose the centipedes?

Life is cruel.
Last edited by Robin S on Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:13 am UTC, edited 1 time in total.
This is a placeholder until I think of something more creative to put here.

User avatar
SlyReaper
inflatable
Posts: 8015
Joined: Mon Dec 31, 2007 11:09 pm UTC
Location: Bristol, Old Blighty

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby SlyReaper » Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:12 am UTC

Why did you just shoot my dog?

Algebraic analysis of infinitely differentiable Reimann manifolds embedded in Euclidean space.
Last edited by SlyReaper on Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:13 am UTC, edited 1 time in total.
Image
What would Baron Harkonnen do?

User avatar
Rodan
Any title.
Posts: 1846
Joined: Thu May 17, 2007 11:52 pm UTC
Location: Eastern Standard Time

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Rodan » Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:13 am UTC

Why did you kill my family and piss on their corpses?

No. Although it crossed my mind.

EDIT: It would appear the person below me would be correct.
Last edited by Rodan on Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:25 am UTC, edited 1 time in total.

User avatar
kellsbells
Queen of Cupcakes
Posts: 1166
Joined: Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:26 pm UTC
Location: The Land Beyond Beyond (Seattle)
Contact:

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby kellsbells » Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:13 am UTC

Double-ninja'd.
Last edited by kellsbells on Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:14 am UTC, edited 1 time in total.
A good pun is its own reword.
L wrote:A day without kells is a day not worth living.

User avatar
SlyReaper
inflatable
Posts: 8015
Joined: Mon Dec 31, 2007 11:09 pm UTC
Location: Bristol, Old Blighty

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby SlyReaper » Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:14 am UTC

Rodan wrote:Why did you kill my family and piss on their corpses?

No. Although it crossed my mind.


Too slow, think you need an edit :P
Image
What would Baron Harkonnen do?

Robin S
Posts: 3579
Joined: Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:02 pm UTC
Location: London, UK
Contact:

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Robin S » Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:14 am UTC

SlyReaper: Why do you keep answering questions with mathemathical subjects?

Rodan: have you ever electrocuted an otter or duck?

Perhaps, but only with ketchup.
This is a placeholder until I think of something more creative to put here.

User avatar
SlyReaper
inflatable
Posts: 8015
Joined: Mon Dec 31, 2007 11:09 pm UTC
Location: Bristol, Old Blighty

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby SlyReaper » Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:22 am UTC

Would you consider eating a rotten fish head?

Why, XKCD of course!
Image
What would Baron Harkonnen do?

User avatar
Nullcline
Posts: 135
Joined: Fri May 11, 2007 2:12 pm UTC
Location: southern Appalachia

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Nullcline » Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:27 am UTC

What is 1,613,965 in base 36?

I ate Elmer's glue as a child.
Don't cross me.

User avatar
kellsbells
Queen of Cupcakes
Posts: 1166
Joined: Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:26 pm UTC
Location: The Land Beyond Beyond (Seattle)
Contact:

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby kellsbells » Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:16 am UTC

Is there anything else we should know that isn't on your application?

Yes, almost instantly.
A good pun is its own reword.
L wrote:A day without kells is a day not worth living.

Robin S
Posts: 3579
Joined: Wed Jun 27, 2007 7:02 pm UTC
Location: London, UK
Contact:

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Robin S » Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:19 am UTC

Does God really kill a kitten every time you masturbate?

About eπ-π.
This is a placeholder until I think of something more creative to put here.

User avatar
kellsbells
Queen of Cupcakes
Posts: 1166
Joined: Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:26 pm UTC
Location: The Land Beyond Beyond (Seattle)
Contact:

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby kellsbells » Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:28 am UTC

What's almost 20?

By the tips of my fingers.
A good pun is its own reword.
L wrote:A day without kells is a day not worth living.

User avatar
Zohar
COMMANDER PORN
Posts: 8565
Joined: Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:45 pm UTC
Location: Denver

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Zohar » Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:56 am UTC

Where are your nails?

As likely as a lightning bolt striking me down at this moment.
Mighty Jalapeno: "See, Zohar agrees, and he's nice to people."
SecondTalon: "Still better looking than Jesus."

Not how I say my name

User avatar
tiny
Posts: 771
Joined: Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:34 pm UTC
Location: Below the fifth cellar.
Contact:

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby tiny » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:30 pm UTC

What are the chances of you changing your plans and not applying for that axe murderer job?

No, with cream, please.
"I write what I see, the endless procession to the guillotine." ~ de Sade

User avatar
Zohar
COMMANDER PORN
Posts: 8565
Joined: Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:45 pm UTC
Location: Denver

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby Zohar » Tue Mar 04, 2008 12:48 pm UTC

Would you like to sleep with me and play with honey while we do so?


99.
Mighty Jalapeno: "See, Zohar agrees, and he's nice to people."
SecondTalon: "Still better looking than Jesus."

Not how I say my name

User avatar
kellsbells
Queen of Cupcakes
Posts: 1166
Joined: Sun Dec 02, 2007 11:26 pm UTC
Location: The Land Beyond Beyond (Seattle)
Contact:

Re: Question to an Anwswer

Postby kellsbells » Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:52 pm UTC

How many red balloons would you like?

God no, that's horrible!
A good pun is its own reword.
L wrote:A day without kells is a day not worth living.


Return to “Forum Games”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 33 guests