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Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby podbaydoor » Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:19 pm UTC

Make up facts about other forum members.


Moo is the fourth chipmunk sister. She split with the rest early on and is now a chipmunk extortionist in New York.

Belial got to meet Godot.

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Rodan keeps a stable of black-market otters in his backyard.

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tenet |ˈtenit|
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a principle or belief, esp. one of the main principles of a religion or philosophy : the tenets of classical liberalism.
tenant |ˈtenənt|
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a person who occupies land or property rented from a landlord.

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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby keozen » Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:43 pm UTC

podbaydoor sleeps with a plush raptor and sucks his thumb

Soapyhobo eats soap in real life

Keozen is an international man of mystery
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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby Jahoclave » Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:45 pm UTC

Keozen is a dirty, mean, sheep diddling, monkey killing, puppy muncher! :cry:

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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby Chrismclegless » Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:50 pm UTC

Jahoclave doesn't actually understand ANY of the comics, he just pretends to so that he sounds intelligent.

Chaos9 was single handedly responsible for George Bush's rise to power.

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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby keozen » Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:52 pm UTC

Jahoclave wrote:Keozen is a dirty, mean, sheep diddling, monkey killing, puppy muncher! :cry:


*Keo gets out a small black book and a red pen, he writes "Jahoclave" in the book, closes it and walks away*
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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby Matthias » Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:50 am UTC

Keozen lost his clavicles in a tragic Segway accident.

In a failed attempt at blackmailing the UN, OfficiallyHaphazard demanded one billion dollars in gold bullion, saying that he was "in ur base, killin ur doodz."

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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby sherbertfox » Sun Jan 20, 2008 6:18 am UTC

Matthias is a wanted sex offender in 13 countries, not counting Brazil, where he is hailed as a hero by the people. He has never seen a dog. He is allergic to pears, snakes, and chewing gum. I once saw him take a dump in a swimming pool that was owned by a man who looked like his aunt.
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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby Conspiricy » Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:25 am UTC

NARSLIL HAS NO PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby keozen » Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:31 am UTC

Le4dGolem wears his wife's underwear, and it feels gooooooooood
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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby OfficiallyHaphazard » Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:44 pm UTC

The only way keo likes kittens is roasted over a spit, with rosemary and garlic.


Also, matthias is only one of those cheap robots that have only 8 programmed sayings.
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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby malec2b » Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:20 am UTC

Malec2b doesn't understand how this game works.

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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby malec2b » Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:21 am UTC

Master Gunner made me double post! With his mind rays!
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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby Master Gunner » Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:34 am UTC

malec2b double-posts

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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby Rodan » Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:00 am UTC

I happen to know from personal experience that Cheese will attempt to fondle anything he sees.

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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby Metty » Mon Jan 21, 2008 2:51 am UTC

I heard that Rodan clubs baby seals just for kicks.

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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby Moo » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:29 am UTC

Officially Haphazard once stumbled onto the fora looking for Westlife downloads and the latest gos on Nicole. She stays in the hope that maybe someone, someday will love her.

Podbaydoor is a spy from Chaar; a super bot, permanently plugged into the fora to monitor the intelligence of the human race (since the fora members on average represent a good cross-section of some of the finest minds on the planet (except for the dolphins (nested brackets yay))) - tasked with determining when the planet will be ripe for invasion. This is, incidentally, how it has discovered my secret identity!
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It has started having crisiis of conscience lately though as it has started bonding with the very people it was sent to monitor.

Keozen is actually your mother, making sure you don't get targeted by pedophiles or Anonymous.



(that's supposed to be a surprised chipmunk face, btw).
Proverbs 9:7-8 wrote:Anyone who rebukes a mocker will get an insult in return. Anyone who corrects the wicked will get hurt. So don't bother correcting mockers; they will only hate you.
Hawknc wrote:FFT: I didn't realise Proverbs 9:7-8 was the first recorded instance of "haters gonna hate"

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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby keozen » Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:05 am UTC

Moo doesn't know where her towel is!!!!
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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby Moo » Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:29 am UTC

*gasp!* lies, you swutting turlingdrome!
Proverbs 9:7-8 wrote:Anyone who rebukes a mocker will get an insult in return. Anyone who corrects the wicked will get hurt. So don't bother correcting mockers; they will only hate you.
Hawknc wrote:FFT: I didn't realise Proverbs 9:7-8 was the first recorded instance of "haters gonna hate"

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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby xooll » Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:50 am UTC

Mighty Jalepeno is, in fact, just a bell pepper.
Habanero is, too.
Z.A.K. is afraid of soup.
Master Gunner was the original inspiration for the Big Bad Wolf.
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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby Master Gunner » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:00 pm UTC

xooll is a demonically possessed frog.

Moo is responsible for global warming.

Keozen was molested by dancing cats as a child.

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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby Moo » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:11 pm UTC

Metty wants to know why everyone doesn't just leave Britney alone.

Master Gunner didn't understand Starwars (IV - VI).
Proverbs 9:7-8 wrote:Anyone who rebukes a mocker will get an insult in return. Anyone who corrects the wicked will get hurt. So don't bother correcting mockers; they will only hate you.
Hawknc wrote:FFT: I didn't realise Proverbs 9:7-8 was the first recorded instance of "haters gonna hate"

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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby Rodan » Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:27 pm UTC

In addition to the truths stated above,

Moo was actually the child of a scandalous love affair between the mother of the chipmunks and a squirrel. She fakes all the extortions she performs.

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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby Zohar » Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:51 pm UTC

Zohar is straight!!! Wait... what?
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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby OfficiallyHaphazard » Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:20 pm UTC

Moo thinks I am a female?
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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby malec2b » Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:51 pm UTC

Rodan still thinks digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby Jahoclave » Tue Jan 22, 2008 7:53 pm UTC

Jahoclave is awesome!

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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby Rodan » Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:26 pm UTC

I heard Officially Haphazard isn't really a ninja.

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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby Izawwlgood » Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:33 pm UTC

Rook captured a zeppelin but had to return it because his mom was making his favorite dinner.
Belial secretes a hallucinogenic substance from his pores.
Moo cleans house naked, after that fateful night in '05.
The presidential election will end catastrophically when Oxoiron starts a pit fight between candidates. He will somehow be declared the winner.
Koezen can talk anyone out of their shoes.
... with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandalled feet.

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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby i like pi » Tue Jan 22, 2008 8:57 pm UTC

@everyone in the fora: They know everything


@self: Pi can use both logical and creative parts of his brain. Wait, Are we lying?
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby Matthias » Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:21 pm UTC

i like pi doesn't actually like pi.

Rodan doesn't actually like Rorschach.

Moo's avatars aren't actually from Caroline Shotton. She just says that to reduce the artist's credibility and typecast her as an interpretive cow painter.

Zohar caused the Yeerk invasion.

Master Gunner faints at the sight of blood.
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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby Rodan » Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:22 pm UTC

Matthias wrote:Rodan doesn't actually like Rorschach.

Matthias is a lying wanker who had an affair with a zombie.

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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby Matthias » Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:26 pm UTC

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: zombies are hawt.

Also, keozen burns books to pop popcorn so he can have something to eat while he's watching the hollywood interpretations of said books.
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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby i like pi » Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:11 pm UTC

That's a good one: Bellial wears a raptor suit. and is a raptor.
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby Chrismclegless » Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:43 pm UTC

Moo really is a cow. She evolved intelligence by eating irradiated grass.
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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby i like pi » Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:54 pm UTC

ChrisMcLegless changed his avatar and is also being nice now.
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby xooll » Thu Jan 24, 2008 1:30 am UTC

Officially Haphazard can't find Canada on a map.
Matthias has a secret "killphrase" like in Deus Ex, and it is the name of a 1960s children's TV show.
Rodan trains chickens to play the saxophone.
So, I got tired of the fact that the appearance of my band name in my signature made my posts on this forum the dominant result when googling for my music. Anyway, if you think I might happen to be a good musician, you can test this theory here.

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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby Moo » Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:18 pm UTC

Keo is a huge closet Trekkie!
Proverbs 9:7-8 wrote:Anyone who rebukes a mocker will get an insult in return. Anyone who corrects the wicked will get hurt. So don't bother correcting mockers; they will only hate you.
Hawknc wrote:FFT: I didn't realise Proverbs 9:7-8 was the first recorded instance of "haters gonna hate"

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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby Nexus_1101 » Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:45 pm UTC

moo eats nothing but beef.
soapyhobo has a house and is not a hobo!!!!!
i like pi doesn't know what pi is.
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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby i like pi » Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:57 pm UTC

Pi is 3....... 3 something.
Or something to that effect. Hell, I don't know.

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Re: Slander, libel, and outrageous lies

Postby J Spade » Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:08 pm UTC

i like pi is just a robot that passed the Turing test with the extra credit. He sometimes displays his loathe for humanity with general assholery towards people on this forum, especially Keozen.


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