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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Internetmeme » Sat Feb 06, 2010 1:15 am UTC

You get $25.10

I put in...THE VENDING MACHINE ITSELF
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kohlliah » Sat Feb 06, 2010 4:12 am UTC

You get out a Furby.


I put in a library book.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kaeyn » Sat Feb 06, 2010 4:22 am UTC

You get a massive sign saying "NO."

I put in a family of cats.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby boring bore » Sat Feb 06, 2010 4:33 am UTC

You get a family of ten-minute ninjas.

I put in a broken, eraser-worn pencil.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kaeyn » Sat Feb 06, 2010 4:36 am UTC

You get a broken, pencil-worn eraser.

I put in my inbox.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kohlliah » Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:20 pm UTC

You get a memo that reads 'Please remember now to swear at all employees.' Typo? Or really funny policy? You decide.


I put in a mechanical pencil.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby brakos82 » Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:00 pm UTC

You get a lifetime supply of lead for said pencil.


I put in George Strait.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:39 pm UTC

You get Dire Straits

I put in Led Zeppelin
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:23 pm UTC

You get a lead zeppelin.

I put in a 2012 calendar.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby brakos82 » Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:26 pm UTC

You get a 2038 calen.... wait, it's only got two pages. And one of them's from 1904. *shrugs*

I put in a marshmallow.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:35 pm UTC

You get a fire.

I put in a burnt world.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby hintss » Sun Feb 07, 2010 4:48 am UTC

you get said burnt world, but since the vending machine had to be transported the sun to get it, you die when it returns with... the Earth

i put in my dumb netbook that I'm typing this on

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kohlliah » Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:52 am UTC

you get a spiral of wide ruled paper and a blue ball point pen.


I put in a pad of sticky notes.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Keldaran » Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:45 am UTC

Out comes a beaver tail (the pastry)

i put in Saladin's Mom

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby boring bore » Mon Feb 08, 2010 4:01 am UTC

You get Saladin's Dad.

I put in Optimus Prime.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kaeyn » Mon Feb 08, 2010 4:55 am UTC

You get a Boom-De-Ya-Da death growl.

I put in Band of Brothers.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Mishrak » Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:39 am UTC

You get a History Channel gift card.

I put in a live squirrel.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Mon Feb 08, 2010 3:38 pm UTC

You get an extinct squirrel.

I put in Sarah Palin's stupidity.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Bibliotender » Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:25 pm UTC

You get the genuisity of George Bush

I put in a 6 foot rubber band

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Mishrak » Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:35 pm UTC

You get a giant slingshot.

I put in the word(?) genuisity and a copy of webster's dictionary.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:44 pm UTC

You get a Bushism.

I put in uranium ore.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Mishrak » Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:49 pm UTC

You get a uranium pu-36 space modulator.

I put in an old Motorolla Razor.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:28 pm UTC

You get a motorized razor.

I put in troll snot.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Bibliotender » Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:39 pm UTC

You get a wand,10¾" vine wood, with a dragon heartstring core.

I put in a baseball card

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Keldaran » Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:43 pm UTC

You get a cardboard baseball

i put in a thneed

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby eaglef2 » Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:38 am UTC

you get pictures of your mom

I put in your sister
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby boring bore » Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:45 am UTC

You get a non sequitur written with bad grammar.

I put in my dead body.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kaeyn » Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:41 am UTC

You get an embodied life.

I put in a yoyo, minus the string.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby mickyj300x » Wed Feb 10, 2010 5:50 am UTC

You get the yoyo at my house that someone broke. Was it you, Kaeyn?

I put in Beethoven.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Bibliotender » Wed Feb 10, 2010 5:34 pm UTC

You get a small barrel of brandy covered in slobber.

I put in a keychain depicting Marvin the Martian.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby brakos82 » Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:22 am UTC

You get a kaboom..... an earth-shattering kaboom!

I yell at the vending machine in a slightly high-pitched voice.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:28 am UTC

You get a desolate echo.

I put in a lit tealight candle.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Bibliotender » Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:10 pm UTC

You get a mini fondue set

I put in a muppet

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Mishrak » Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:25 pm UTC

You get a disgruntled Kermit.

I put in a spanish marrionette.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bentheimmigrant » Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:33 pm UTC

You get a mutilated puppet attached to tangled strings that can never (NEVER!!!!!) be untangled.

I put in my hopes, dreams, and aspirations.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Mishrak » Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:38 pm UTC

You get a Winston Churchill poster.

I put in an empty coke can.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bentheimmigrant » Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:50 pm UTC

You get a good feeling from your recycling efforts, but the sneaking suspicion that you're doing it wrong.

I put in my passport and all my life's savings.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Bibliotender » Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:23 pm UTC

You get a cheap fake ID.

I put in an orange rind, a plastic tube, a thimble, a single Lego piece and a pink and yellow sock.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kaeyn » Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:20 am UTC

You get a very horrible makeshift condom.

I put in FASHION. (turn to the left)

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Mishrak » Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:27 pm UTC

You get a weirdo costume that no one will ever ever wear or buy or use or ask about in 3 months.

I put in Peyton Manning and a GI Joe figurine.


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