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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Vohu Manah » Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:20 am UTC

You get an iMenstrual Cycle.

I put in the comics section from my local newspaper.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kaeyn » Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:04 am UTC

You get the Classifieds section.

I put in On Golden Pond, Meet Joe Black, Field of Dreams, and any other "Awwww"-inspiring films that I can think of.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby rath358 » Mon Feb 01, 2010 7:54 am UTC

you get a WAAAAAAAAAA inspiring film.
I put in a broken test tube.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Max2009 » Mon Feb 01, 2010 7:55 am UTC

You get a virus that turns people into zombies.

I put in an umbrella.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Mon Feb 01, 2010 4:16 pm UTC

You get one of those cartoon clouds that floats over your head (and only yours) and rains on you. Too bad, considering you no longer have an umbrella.

I put in El Nino.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Duban » Mon Feb 01, 2010 4:55 pm UTC

You get la nina.

I put an angry Cockatoo into the vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Yarn » Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:03 pm UTC

You get back a REALLY angry cockatoo.

I put my tongs in.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Bibliotender » Mon Feb 01, 2010 9:53 pm UTC

You get tongues out

I put in a random number generator

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby e^iπ+1=0 » Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:20 pm UTC

You get the following cartoon: http://www.virtualp.us/Dilbert-Oct_25_001.jpg

I put in the number 4.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Lazar » Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:21 pm UTC

You get a MacGuffin.

I put in chocolate chip cookies.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kohlliah » Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:44 pm UTC

You get out a glass of milk and a santa hat.


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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Tue Feb 02, 2010 7:36 pm UTC

You get Norton AntiVirus.

I put in a permanently lagging computer nicknamed the Lagmaster 3000.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kohlliah » Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:37 pm UTC

You get out a copy of 'Chessmaster 9000'


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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Lazar » Tue Feb 02, 2010 11:21 pm UTC

You get a sock filled with lice.

I put in a gold nugget.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Wed Feb 03, 2010 12:07 am UTC

You get a mold nugget.

I put in a habanero.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kohlliah » Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:25 am UTC

You get out a tin of ground black pepper.


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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Max2009 » Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:17 am UTC

You get a 5" floppy with 64 K on it, unformatted.

I put in an ancient hunk of cheese.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Brooklynxman » Wed Feb 03, 2010 9:21 am UTC

You get fossilized food.

I put in Ignition keys.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby davidjoshua00 » Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:13 pm UTC

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I insert cellphone.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:38 pm UTC

You get a new text message. Good luck finding your phone.

I put in calculus.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kohlliah » Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:01 pm UTC

You get out Trigonometry.


I put in two barrettes.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Bibliotender » Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:23 pm UTC

You get a beret

I put in a podcast

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Max2009 » Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:07 pm UTC

You get a call-in radio show.

I put in a MIDI file.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kohlliah » Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:16 pm UTC

You get a free pass to Medieval Times.


I put in a neighborhood newsletter.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Vohu Manah » Thu Feb 04, 2010 4:16 am UTC

You get an old lady talking to you about creative uses for vinegar.

I put in a pan-galactic gargle blaster.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Max2009 » Thu Feb 04, 2010 10:31 am UTC

You get your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a gold brick.

I put in a beverage almost, but not entirely unlike tea.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:55 pm UTC

You get coffee.

I put in the bodies.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Bibliotender » Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:47 pm UTC

You get an exhibition
http://www.bodiestheexhibition.com/

I put in a Cesar's Palace silver dollar

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby RedBandit » Fri Feb 05, 2010 1:51 am UTC

You get back a cocktail waiter or waitress depending on your preference.

With the help of several thousand construction workers, after 30 hours of work, I drop the Washington Monument into the vending machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kohlliah » Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:26 am UTC

You get out a small pad of sticky notes.


I put in a handful of Goldfish crackers.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kaeyn » Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:32 am UTC

You get one handful of crackers and one handful of goldfish.

I put in 2001.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:44 am UTC

You get Homer's Odyssey - in SPACE!
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kohlliah » Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:49 am UTC

You get out a fruit bat.


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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:39 pm UTC

You get blinded.

I put in the bible.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kohlliah » Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:30 pm UTC

You get out a book of jokes about hoboes.


I put in the student solutions manual that goes with my calculus book.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Bibliotender » Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:03 pm UTC

You get Cliff Notes on the philosophy of Pythagoras

I put in an obtuse triangle

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Fri Feb 05, 2010 6:40 pm UTC

You get an obese cardinal.

I put in the Vatican.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Bibliotender » Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:17 pm UTC

You get a book called Hop On Pope written by Father Seuss

I put in Cindy-Lou-Who-From-Whoville

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kohlliah » Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:35 pm UTC

You get a piece of cinnamon candy.


I put in a piece of blank copy paper.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Fri Feb 05, 2010 11:34 pm UTC

You get a copy of tomorrow's paper.


I put in $1.25
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