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Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:44 am UTC
by Eergluk
You get a car missing a tire.

I put in a snowman.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:18 am UTC
by Vohu Manah
You get a feminist calling you sexist for not putting in a snow-woman.

I put in The Republican Party.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:48 am UTC
by eaglef2
you get Hilary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, and Nanci Pelosi

I put in gerbils

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:58 pm UTC
by kaimason1
You get hamsters.

I put in all my money.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:30 am UTC
by Keand64
A fairy gives you a bigger wallet. (Now you can store 500 rupees!)

I put in Stanly the Satanist.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:02 am UTC
by Vohu Manah
You get Marvin the Masochist.

I put in a non sequitur.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:09 pm UTC
by Keand64
You get a newspaper article about the health aeffects of wating perfectly good comics.

I put in the necronine.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:05 am UTC
by FCN
You get ice-nine.

I put in a diamond ring.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:32 am UTC
by PhoenixEnigma
FCN wrote:You get ice-nine.

I put in a diamond ring.


You get a marriage certificate naming you and the next poster.

I put in a thrown handful of rice.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:56 pm UTC
by Stripy-Artist
The machine pokes a hole in it and all the wind comes out. The machine stores it and you retrieve it as your reward. It flies away on you.

I put in fire.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 1:52 am UTC
by Jedifreak
You get grilled veggies.

I put in Settlers of Catan.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:52 am UTC
by Max2009
You get a development card.

I put in the 8 year old boy genius.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 12:05 pm UTC
by e^iπ+1=0
You get a stupid show on fox.

I put in my hatred for most things that fox makes.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 2:34 pm UTC
by Max2009
You get an F.
Spoiler:
That was a Commander Keen reference.


I put in a football helmet.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 8:07 pm UTC
by kaimason1
You get a concussion.

I put in the vending machine.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 9:09 pm UTC
by JCM
You get NOTHING! Ha ha!

I put in a math equation.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 1:18 am UTC
by Jedifreak
You get some Blueberry 3.1415926535879...

I put in Mashed Potatoes.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 3:16 am UTC
by Lazar
You get a free boat ride for 3.

I put in a heart container.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:28 am UTC
by Vohu Manah
You get a gallbladder receptacle.

I can "hardly" believe that I put in a bit of crass innuendo.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:54 pm UTC
by poxic
You get a limp response. It's slightly blue.

I put in Mae West.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:21 am UTC
by hintss
you get a not saying the vending machine has no idea who he is

i put in this forum post

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:24 am UTC
by PhoenixEnigma
You get a note telling you to fact-check

I put in a link to TVTropes.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 5:59 am UTC
by shalbamo
You get an excuse plot.


I put in my Archies.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:01 am UTC
by RedBandit
You get back a Jughead cap.

I put in a printout of an article about the iPad, hoping for the best.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 2:12 am UTC
by mickyj300x
You get a rabid hatedom.

I put in a copy of Snow Crash.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:26 am UTC
by MadParrot
You get an unconcious skiier wearing a dented football helmet.

I put in one end of a of a metre long bit of string.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:37 am UTC
by PhoenixEnigma
You attempt to pull the string back out, but it just keeps coming. It appears the machine has somehow connected your bit of string to an infinitely long roll of string. You get back as much string as you care to pull out.

I put in a small candle, a 2-way radio, and a copy of Eats, Shoots & Leaves

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 12:06 am UTC
by SummerGlauFan
You get the audiobook version of said book.

I put in a toy lightsaber I got as a gag gift (though it's really cool, even for a 24-year-old!).

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:55 am UTC
by brakos82
You get a real lightsaber. Have fun.

I put in an empty bottle which previously contained iced tea.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 1:25 pm UTC
by Kohlliah
You get a bottle full of a substance that looks like tea, but tastes nothing like it. Share and Enjoy!


I put in a plate full of cheese.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:59 pm UTC
by SummerGlauFan
You get it back hot and melted, complete with tortilla chips. Now I am hungry.

I put in my hunger.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 8:33 pm UTC
by kaimason1
You get Erysichthon.

I put in mythology.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:03 am UTC
by Kohlliah
You get out a movie with bad special effects about melted wings.


I put in a glass of ice.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:02 pm UTC
by SummerGlauFan
You get a glass made of ice!

A rubber snake.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:05 pm UTC
by brakos82
You get a continuum transfuctioner.

I put another rubber snake in the machine.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:27 pm UTC
by TMBFY
you get a frightened housewife.

you put in a trackball mouse.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:55 pm UTC
by Kohlliah
You get a white mouse (the live variety).


I put in a Samsung Jack.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:48 pm UTC
by Raeluna
You get an IT manager on the warpath.

I put in a scarab.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:32 am UTC
by RedBandit
You get a Beatle of your choosing. I recommend a living one, like Ringo.

I put in an after dinner mint.

Re: Vending machine!

Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 2:47 am UTC
by TMBFY
you get dinner.

i put in the new iPad.