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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Impulse97 » Sun Nov 29, 2009 3:40 am UTC

You get half a staple.

I put a wheel of cheese into the machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby gvstop » Sun Nov 29, 2009 3:40 am UTC

You get a paper-clipped homework assignment.

I put in a Jello gun.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Impulse97 » Sun Nov 29, 2009 3:53 am UTC

You get half a Turtle.

I put the machine into itself.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby gvstop » Sun Nov 29, 2009 6:31 am UTC

You get a paradox. Congratulations.

I put myself into the machine.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Max2009 » Sun Nov 29, 2009 9:10 am UTC

You get a clone, one eighth your size.

I put in a Nibbler.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Impulse97 » Sun Nov 29, 2009 1:52 pm UTC

You get an empty zoo and one 10,000lbs ball of rocket ship fuel.

I put Hat Guy and Meagan into the machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby King of Frogs » Sun Nov 29, 2009 2:38 pm UTC

They dismantle the machine and use it as a weapon to kill you and your family.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Impulse97 » Sun Nov 29, 2009 2:45 pm UTC

you get Spring leaves and a bottle of Coke.

I put Dr. Pepper into the machine.(Om Nom Nom Nom)
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby King of Frogs » Sun Nov 29, 2009 2:54 pm UTC

The good Doctor is indeed fed into the gaping jaws of the machine, his now weak and pitiful stuggles for freedom are ineffectual in the cruel hands of your henchmen. As the heavy, unyeilding gears of the machine begin to slowly crush his feet and legs a terrible scream comes forth from his mouth. But it was too late for him, your decision had been made: Doctor Henry Pepper was to be fed to the machine. The failures of his experiments, funded by you, had grown tiresome as had his pleas for more time. He knew too much. As the terrible grinding came to a halt and the sickening, inhuman mess that was once Doctor Pepper drips silently into the machine's depths you hear a soft *clunk*, as a small bottle of a brownish liquid drops out of a slot you had never noticed before. Its label reads "Dr Pepper". As you observe its strangely appealing colour a slow smile crawls over your features - perhaps the Doctor could be put to some use after all.

I put in an unnecessarily dark narrative.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Max2009 » Sun Nov 29, 2009 9:51 pm UTC

You get a wall of text.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

I put in a newspaper.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Compiling.. » Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:00 pm UTC

You get depressed.

I put in George Berger
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Impulse97 » Mon Nov 30, 2009 2:39 am UTC

You get a turtle neck sweater and half of Thailand's goat population.

I put myself into the machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Vohu Manah » Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:10 am UTC

The machine starts making noises, screams, and exhales your mother and a turnip.

I put in Sarah Palin's new book
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Compiling.. » Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:13 am UTC

You get a refund of $5

I put in Claude Hooper Bukowski
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby darkspork » Sat Dec 12, 2009 7:26 am UTC

You get screaming.

I put in a broken smiley.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Under A Pale Grey Sky » Sat Dec 12, 2009 9:46 am UTC

You get two broken smileys.

I feed Paranormal Activity into the machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Xeio » Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:58 am UTC

You get a proton pack.

I put in a large collection of Magic cards.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Under A Pale Grey Sky » Sat Dec 12, 2009 1:30 pm UTC

You get a large pile of stupid Planeswalker cards. Dammit WOTC, you killed an awesome game!

I put a quarter into the machine.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby King of Frogs » Sat Dec 12, 2009 3:06 pm UTC

You get a half.

I put in post-rock.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Azel18 » Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:25 am UTC

You get a sleeping peanut too.

I put in ruined cake that can use the after.The vending machine show directionally. It all appears in all inserted object.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby scrovak » Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:20 am UTC

You get reciept that says 'lolwut'

I put in my finger.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Max2009 » Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:44 pm UTC

You get it painfully removed with an excessive amount of blood loss and much undo screaming.

I put in a mousetrap.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby RemTar » Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:10 pm UTC

You get a pet rat.

I put in an AAAAAAAAA!
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Kaeyn » Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:39 pm UTC

The machine makes you Bat Fuck Insane.

I put in every single video game OST ever made.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:05 pm UTC

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby silent_aZelea » Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:53 pm UTC

I put a card.

You get a can of coke. This machine can be said as an ultimate game.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby boring bore » Wed Dec 16, 2009 7:18 am UTC

You get a more different (yes, I copied that from HR) card saying, "Your post would be easier to read if you responded THEN put something in the machine."

I put in a dumb speliing mistake.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby hintss » Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:21 am UTC

you get a dumb grammar mistake.

i put in this forum game

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby RemTar » Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:19 pm UTC

you get a troll...grats

I put in a Mi-chelle, Ma-belle

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby PhoenixEnigma » Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:34 pm UTC

RemTar wrote:you get a troll...grats

I put in a Mi-chelle, Ma-belle

(Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble)

You get a Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia Pet!

I put in a can of beer.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:44 am UTC

You get a can of soda.

I put in Sarah Palin.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Vohu Manah » Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:27 am UTC

You get the being that represents the anti-christ; the epitome of pain, suffering, and a severe deficiency in logical thought. A combination of stupidity so bad it will send every single thing you stand for crashing to the floor of ignorance beneath you. Oh, can we not give back the same thing? In that case, you get a poster on The Affordable Care Act and a teabag.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Platypodes » Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:18 am UTC

You get a minty-fresh can of Coke.

Stepping up to the vending machine at 11pm on a cold, foggy Wednesday night with my hat pulled low over my face, clutching a large paper sack tightly to my chest, I glance furtively over my shoulder and put in a narrative description.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Max2009 » Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:25 am UTC

You get a blast of smoke from a cheap cigar and 35 cents per word.

I put in a toboggan.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby kaimason1 » Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:35 pm UTC

You get a philosophical conversation while sledding down a hill. You repeatedly almost crash into trees, but your ride ends abruptly careening down a cliff. I will be ashamed if you don't understand the blaring C&H reference here.

I put in Calvin.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Max2009 » Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:43 pm UTC

You get a cardboard box and a magic marker.

I put in a stuffed tiger.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Eergluk » Fri Dec 18, 2009 2:23 am UTC

Max2009 wrote:You get a cardboard box and a magic marker.

I put in a stuffed tiger.



You get an tuna sandwich.
I put a time travel machine in.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby boring bore » Fri Dec 18, 2009 2:37 am UTC

You get a transmogrifier gun (too obvious?)

I put in a bad grade.

Edit: D minus minus would have been better...
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Eergluk » Fri Dec 18, 2009 3:01 am UTC

You get a T-Rex in a F-14.

I put in a bicycle.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Max2009 » Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:05 am UTC

You get a red wagon.

I put in a tire swing.
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