Vending machine!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jul 17, 2019 7:23 pm UTC

You get a banana(s).

I insert my entire French vocabulary (which easily fits).
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Wed Jul 17, 2019 8:57 pm UTC

You get a lot of surplus vowels

I insert a French key
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:21 pm UTC

You get a dusty, locked chest of wine bottles. (I could've sworn that "french key" or "<demonym> key" was a type of screwhead shape, but the internet rejects the idea.)

I insert a blade of grass.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Thu Jul 18, 2019 8:35 am UTC

You get a sword made of straw, and a papercut

I insert a strawman.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jul 18, 2019 11:33 am UTC

You get a strawberry.

I insert a Capri-Sun.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Thu Jul 18, 2019 11:59 am UTC

You get teleported to a surf shop at a tropical island.

I insert the next poster. Twice.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Freddino18 » Thu Jul 18, 2019 3:54 pm UTC

You get a conspiracy theory about pineapples.

I insert a Danimals Crush Cup.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:46 pm UTC

You get crushed in a cup.

I insert a crush on Freddino.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Fri Jul 19, 2019 9:31 am UTC

You get an elongated Freddino

I insert chewing gum

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Fri Jul 19, 2019 11:14 am UTC

You get your ass kicked.

I insert cocaine.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Fri Jul 19, 2019 4:45 pm UTC

You hear "say hello to my little friend". You get a shotgun

I insert a seashell

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Fri Jul 19, 2019 5:39 pm UTC

You get flooded. But only for 6 hours.

I insert a capibara.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jul 19, 2019 9:18 pm UTC

You get a chupacabra.

I insert a chatbot.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Fri Jul 19, 2019 10:34 pm UTC

You get a machine that's fun to talk to for about a minute before the experience becomes stale.

I insert a hemlock.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jul 19, 2019 10:38 pm UTC

You get a hem key.

I insert a seatbelt.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby lllllllllwith10ls » Sat Jul 20, 2019 2:51 am UTC

You get an airbag

I insert a poop
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jul 20, 2019 11:00 am UTC

You get a nasty taste in your mouth.

I insert William Shatner.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Sun Jul 21, 2019 4:02 pm UTC

You get beamed up.

I insert an apple.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:39 pm UTC

You get a doctor.

I insert a £50 note.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Mon Jul 22, 2019 7:31 am UTC

You get a ticket to a play at Leicester Square.

I insert 5000₽.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jul 22, 2019 11:47 am UTC

You get two Hyper Potions and a Revive.

I insert Yes.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Mon Jul 22, 2019 12:34 pm UTC

The machine becomes full of positivity. There's a short circuit. You get a smell of burnt electronics.

I insert a flux capacitor.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Mon Jul 22, 2019 4:28 pm UTC

You get a metal detector.

I insert a door knob.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Mon Jul 22, 2019 5:37 pm UTC

You get a potentiometer.

I insert leverage.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Tue Jul 23, 2019 6:34 pm UTC

You get buttonage.

I insert porkchops.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Wed Jul 24, 2019 8:10 am UTC

You get hot dogs.

I insert a 2N2222 transistor
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jul 24, 2019 11:50 am UTC

You get sealed into a room full of poisonous 2s.

I insert fire.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Wed Jul 24, 2019 12:19 pm UTC

You get 土 (Earth)

I insert Ouroboros

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jul 24, 2019 12:21 pm UTC

You get Ouranos, thus avoiding any immature jokes.

I insert Bob Dylan.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Thu Jul 25, 2019 11:06 pm UTC

You get a list of daylight saving time periods (so you know when the times are changing).

I insert a wifi cable.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jul 25, 2019 11:30 pm UTC

You get a wife cable. Congratulations, you're married to a cable!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Fri Jul 26, 2019 5:44 am UTC

You get an 11 inch long sandwich.

I insert a fatherboard. It's a circuitboard with the pins instead of holes.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jul 26, 2019 8:21 am UTC

You get a parental control.

I insert Drew Carey.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Sun Jul 28, 2019 7:18 am UTC

You get several actors pretending to be in various settings.

I insert flicky. Twice because I know flicky will come out.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Sun Jul 28, 2019 10:37 am UTC

You get four flickies. But they're all a quarter the size.

I insert a chef's hat.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Mon Jul 29, 2019 8:30 am UTC

You get a navy chief cap.

I insert an oar

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jul 29, 2019 10:01 am UTC

You get an ear.

I insert a bag of baby teeth.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Mon Jul 29, 2019 10:07 am UTC

You get a sail. I hope your boat is wide enough to handle it.

I insert a potato.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jul 29, 2019 11:11 am UTC

You get a potahto.

(I'm guessing you didn't see my post.)

I insert a to-do list.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Mon Jul 29, 2019 11:44 am UTC

The machine finishes your to-do list but gets a claim on your soul. Good thing you inserted a bag of baby teeth without getting anything before to void that claim.

I insert a time warp.


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