Vending machine!

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Fri Jun 07, 2019 12:54 pm UTC

You get a piña colada.

I insert a virgin cuba libre.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:13 pm UTC

You get a pregnant cuban librarian.

I insert a pregnancy test.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Fri Jun 07, 2019 4:32 pm UTC

you get to be a parent.

i insert something completely different.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Fri Jun 07, 2019 4:54 pm UTC

You get an old Mr Bean episode (the machine is out of Flying Circus DVDs)

I insert a James Bond gadget.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sat Jun 08, 2019 5:18 pm UTC

you get to be a spy.

i insert something worth while.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jun 08, 2019 5:19 pm UTC

You get something worthless.

I insert my legs.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Sun Jun 09, 2019 2:30 pm UTC

you get to walk.

i insert a prime number.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Sun Jun 09, 2019 7:50 pm UTC

You get its factorization.

I insert a toothbrush.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Sun Jun 09, 2019 7:55 pm UTC

The vending machine now has clean teeth on it's gears.

I insert a hairbrush.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jun 09, 2019 8:27 pm UTC

You get a toothbrush.

I insert Unicode.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Sun Jun 09, 2019 9:02 pm UTC

You get a pancake (U+1F95E, not supported by the forum software apparently)

I insert the Canadian strategic maple syrup reserve.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sun Jun 09, 2019 9:06 pm UTC

You get a trickle of treacle.

I insert a vampire's fangs.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:40 pm UTC

you get the taste of blood

i insert sea food.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:46 pm UTC

You get crumbs in your beard.

I insert a paintball gun.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:58 pm UTC

You get a paintball sword

I insert a Q-tip

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Mon Jun 10, 2019 10:00 pm UTC

You get a P-tip.

I insert bedtime.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Tue Jun 11, 2019 1:11 am UTC

You get a fairytale followed by a kiss on the forehead.

I insert a spoonful of chicken soup.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Tue Jun 11, 2019 5:14 am UTC

You get a chopstickful of chicken noodle soup.

I insert a schedule.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby phillip1882 » Tue Jun 11, 2019 10:51 pm UTC

you divide your time.

i insert a penny for thoughts
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Tue Jun 11, 2019 11:01 pm UTC

The machine patents your thoughts and its lawyers demand more royalties.

I insert a dirty mop.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:00 am UTC

You get a coffee in a plastic gobelet. It tastes like water from a dirty mop.

I insert a magic bean.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Wed Jun 12, 2019 11:54 am UTC

You get a bowl of magic chili con carne.

I insert a top hat.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Thu Jun 13, 2019 10:01 am UTC

You get a cushion for your bottom

I insert a magic wand (sequoia, phœnix feather, 13 inches)

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jun 13, 2019 11:32 am UTC

You get killed by Avada Kedavra.

I insert David Bowie.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Thu Jun 13, 2019 6:48 pm UTC

You get Freddie Mercury.

I insert a familiar bassline.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Thu Jun 13, 2019 6:59 pm UTC

You get a more vanilla version of it.

I insert a moustache.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Fri Jun 14, 2019 12:42 am UTC

You get a unibrow. If you flip it over you might mistake it for a familiar moustache, but the machine guarantees you it's a brow.

I insert a shed, somehow.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jun 14, 2019 5:42 am UTC

You get shod, somehow.

I insert a pixie.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Fri Jun 14, 2019 10:09 am UTC

You get a pixel art of a sprite.

I insert a CGA monitor

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Fri Jun 14, 2019 11:49 am UTC

You get a CGP textbook.

I insert a whole garlic.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby solune » Sat Jun 15, 2019 4:27 am UTC

You get a garlic with one layer peeled out of it

I insert a potato peeler

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jun 15, 2019 8:29 am UTC

You get your eyes peeled.

I insert a YouTube channel.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Sat Jun 15, 2019 11:10 am UTC

You get recommended books.

I insert yesterday's leftovers.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jun 15, 2019 11:16 am UTC

You get stew.

I insert a CD.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby somitomi » Sat Jun 15, 2019 11:23 am UTC

You get tomorrow's ingredients
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You get a compact cassette.

I insert a hairpin turn
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jun 15, 2019 1:02 pm UTC

You get an actual hairpin.

I insert my laziness.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby bug sniper » Sat Jun 15, 2019 5:51 pm UTC

You get. I'm to lazy to tell you what you get or I insert.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Sat Jun 15, 2019 7:38 pm UTC

You get an extra o to fix your "too".

I insert prescriptivism.

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Re: Vending machine!

Postby flicky1991 » Sat Jun 15, 2019 9:39 pm UTC

You get told that your name should be "Fumble".

I insert ficky.
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Re: Vending machine!

Postby Flumble » Sat Jun 15, 2019 10:55 pm UTC

You get a dog.

I insert a bone.


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